₦airaland Forum

ricsman:
hope there is a daddy for that baby. no b where then born person matter o. every child needs care.

by the way let someone call the all time senator of Benue state.

Daddy or no daddy, at least she no throw away the pikin.

Viewer.

Dem no go see fulani herdsmen kill, na their in-laws. Mtcheeeew

Arrogance from where nah. I mean the whole world know say GEJ was the most humble and gentle president ever!

naughtynaughty:
noooo dis one don do me biko

Lolxxx babe na wa 4 u o! Person want offer u help for free, u dey run.

naughtynaughty:
easy on me nah me nd u get beef b4?

Oya no vex. We no go ever get beef. But u go come make I touch am small, so e go rise?

naughtynaughty:
ehm am just being a gud frnd oo. Bcus ure alrdy eyeing me oo. Tor I caught u lusting @my massive butt lastnyt

Na that thing wey flat like poo wey 911 tyre run over, u dey call massive butt? Babe u be dreamer!

Choi! That woman dey sick.

HateU2:
na so u handsome reach
Sorry jare, so which one ar u fvcking out of eem

Lol

refiner:
.....I'm here!....just shivering!

Liverless girl

Smellymouth:
Firstlieutenant, you just dey quiet tonight, ur babe get belle?

Lolxxx I just dey observe.

chowlade:
na fulani dey enjoy their women pass...den just dey kidnap and pick them up like snail

One of these days Fulani go kidnap you for that Akure u dey, and then enjoy u with snail motion.

This na Yoruba people trade

refiner:
....lol

No only laugh but do am abeg. I ready to pay any price, even if na to sacrifice person head.

refiner:
awww....sweety dere are a thousand and one PM sent to me buh d problem is dah I cannot reply dem.....OK will try replying urs!

Babe also try reply my own too nah. Abeg!

refiner:
....dis is super stooooooory!

Babe which one come be super story again nah? U no dey even make am easy for me to reach u. Babe na wa o!

HateU2:
Yes, it's true bet I don't knwy the reason

Babe the truth is that the first chook is like a conquest or vanquishment of years, months, weeks or days of yanga!

refiner:
I will faint instantly!

Babe when our own go happen, u go find correct diamond ring instead of april fool inside. So make u dey prepare

omoharry:
..i give up..no vex.peace

omoharry:
seun should really vet the age group of poeple that he allow into nairaland..you are really a child from your write up.pls go and face your studies..this place is not for you.you should learn how to engage people in a civil manner and not behave like a garage boy.enough of you already

Until I cable u front and back, u go know who u dey call child. Eranko!!

omoharry:
You are so crass..how can you say such things in a forum like this..pls apply some decorum when writing..you should write like an adult and not like a street teenager.

Shut up! Na u go lecture me on how to express ma self! Anytime I need ya kind of advice, I go move to ma toilet and shit one!

ScofieldBello:
Remind her to add 'viewer discretion is advised'

By calling her BIMBO, you agreed that she's somewhat beautiful and that's tantamount to deceit. She ain't got nothing; beauty, brain, class, family, et al.

Affirmatively

Jadekitana:
Don't let their suit and flashy cars deceive you, bankers are broke! Damn broke! I even heard a recent trend that bankers these days earn less than 70k and yet when you see them in clubs you would think they are Tony Elumelu's sons! Pretence everywhere.

Imagine this particular Zenith big boy has been disturbing my line for a hang out.I thought of honouring the invitation since its just a hang out.

This bloody cretin is so proud that even his shirts exude pride,he displays his expensive shoes on bbm,hangs out in exotic bars, always balling with the big guys not knowing he wasn't even a full staff of the bank.

He came to pick me few minutes to 6pm,took me to this strange lounge with flowers all over and ordered Asun.The waitress surprisingly brought a very small plate of Asun for both of us. Before I even picked my toothpick,this guy has finished the whole plate and the onions as well.I was just observing! I then called the waitress and asked how much was the asun,she said 500naira! I told her to bring 2plates. This shameful thing finished his plate and entered mine,i didn't talk.

That wasn't even the height! After this useless display on our way out he called the waitress and demanded for his change for drinks he bought, I was thinking the change was big that he had to keep us waiting! Hell no! 100naira!! He couldn't dash the waitress 100naira bloody stingy fellow.Yet when he starts displaying those fake dps one would think he's Jim Ovias Son! Fake life everywhere. Ladies don't get carried away, all na packaging,they have nothing! Just living a borrowed life style to fit in.



As usual his number has been deleted till eternity.

See this bimbo!! I no be banker but you no get the temerity to stereotype people or their profession. See the kind big ear-rings u wear wey be like aglican church-bell!! If u dey find man wey go spend one million dollars for u on una first date, shows snapshot of ya pusssy make we see whether e worth am. Olosho.

Lolxxx

refiner:
....happy new month to u swthrt!....wishing u God's abundant blessings in ur life!

What of me?

halfricanadian:
e don tey well well

Na lie, e just seem like yesterday.

HateU2:
really?
How I wish.
But my course is far 4rm dat.

Well na still added advantage if u get the pay to pay for am (NEBOSH). But if u no get the pay hollah at me then, I fit help

HateU2:
awaiting corper, may/june

Ok. If u study engineering, u fit no engage ur expenses for the training. If u dey lucky and u get a good job, the company go pay for am.

HateU2:
Thanks for this OP. I have d intention of going for this course during my service year

Babe na undergraduate u be or jambite?

LuveU2:
What is character without beauty

Na the good character itself be the beauty. Coconut head!

All the virgins wey dey this thread I dey pity una. Wen una die, na una pusssy go first rotten inside ground