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Politics › Re: Leah Sharibu Has Been Killed - Grace Taku, Abducted Aid Worker Says by Firstorderwizard(m): 5:52pm On Jul 25, 2019
blackpanda:
Wailers food have set

Oya over to una
grin
undecided

Politics › Re: Leah Sharibu Has Been Killed - Grace Taku, Abducted Aid Worker Says by Firstorderwizard(m): 5:50pm On Jul 25, 2019
lipsrsealed
Politics › Re: Snake Chases Ondo Lawmakers Out Of Assembly, Falls From Roof During Plenary by Firstorderwizard(m): 5:14pm On Jul 25, 2019
BanevsJoker:
Exhuming.
Noted. Autocorrect gone wrong.
Romance › Re: I Hate Myself - Busty Slay Mama Cries Out Over Her Big Chest (Photos) by Firstorderwizard(m): 5:07pm On Jul 25, 2019
startletyay:
Vidoe Of A Man Spotted Having S*x In Toilet

See More Under

Watch Video Here:
Just one condom would have saved the world of this embarrassment
Romance › Re: I Hate Myself - Busty Slay Mama Cries Out Over Her Big Chest (Photos) by Firstorderwizard(m): 5:05pm On Jul 25, 2019
grin
Politics › Re: Snake Chases Ondo Lawmakers Out Of Assembly, Falls From Roof During Plenary by Firstorderwizard(m):
Exhuming Lord Lugards remains and flogging the poor thing 24strokes every 3hours for 7 years remains a dream yet to be fulfilled undecided undecided
Celebrities › Re: Prince Kalada Allison Suicide Attempt: Queen Wokoma Ex Husband In Hospital by Firstorderwizard(m): 4:11pm On Jul 25, 2019
I'll rather trust my female dog than to trust a woman .
Mbanu!
Health › Re: Beware Of Fake "Dentistry Course Or Dentists". by Firstorderwizard(m): 4:07pm On Jul 25, 2019
Person never see food chop u dey talk of dental health .
You can only make it here if u study Cow Veterinary dentist undecided undecided
Crime › Re: Man Robbed By Men Wearing Suits On Third Mainland Bridge by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:48am On Jul 25, 2019
kiss
Politics › Re: New Cabinet: Battle Shifts To Portfolios - The Nation by Firstorderwizard(m): 7:32am On Jul 25, 2019
What the fvck is wrong with this nation,upon all the challenges we are facing; unemployment, security, poor economy, poor infrastructure, low standard of education, increasing poverty etc
We are still talking about ministers and their portfolios.

I now agree with someone who commented here yesterday that being born in Nigeria might be a punishment for the sins you committed in your former life.
Family › Re: 23-year-old Law Student Gets A Mercedes Benz From Her Mother As Birthday Gift by Firstorderwizard(m): 5:15pm On Jul 24, 2019
Money stops nonsense menh
Family › Re: My Wife’s Lover Confessed To Have Been Having Sex With My Wife For 5 Years by Firstorderwizard(m): 11:26pm On Jul 23, 2019
Before you marry any gal,check her virginity status.If she's not a virgin,consider her a hoe shocked.
Ka chukwu mezie okwu.
Romance › Re: I Don't Know How To Face My Friend When I Resume School. by Firstorderwizard(m): 2:19pm On Jul 23, 2019
How can I unread this?
Op you just messed up yourself on top a cheap,worthless p**say.
Fvck you!
Phones › Re: Services And Applications Google Has Shutdown In 2019 by Firstorderwizard(m): 2:11pm On Jul 23, 2019
If only they can shutdown Bubu for us undecided undecided
Politics › Re: We Are Not Responsible For DCP Usman Musa's Death - Shiites by Firstorderwizard(m): 2:10pm On Jul 23, 2019
Chimaokigwe:
Any Igbo man supporting the Shiites is a compound fool.

Keep supporting them until they start beheading Igbos in the North. You think when Shiites start their trouble, they would differentiate between Igbos and other Nigerians?

I don't know why Igbos like supporting scums everywhere.
Sense is seriously lacking in your lineage

Family › Re: How Can I Tell My Neighbor To Leave Me Alone? by Firstorderwizard(m): 11:00am On Jul 23, 2019
grin
Paroh:
I live alone near Yaba. My neighbor, a woman, just moved in last week with her two kids, a 3 year old and like 7, 8 months baby. Apparently her husband works in Enugu and can't be with them here in Lagos. So as I love kids I like to have them around and play with them at my spare time. The issue now is the woman feels it's her birthright for me to watch the kids while she go about their business (she has a provision store just in front of their house). Early morning this woman will come and drop her kids with me and vamoose. Even this morning she woke me up from sleep to come and carry baby. Can you just imaginehuh

Every single time I try to tell her I'm busy cleaning or cooking or studying the woman starts to beg me with tears in her eyes that they're swamped and I end up taking them. Times like this I wish I'd a job so I can at least go out in the morning let me see if they'll die but with none please how can I convince them to leave me the hell alone? I'm fed up.
Another jobless youth grin
After voting Buhari now this grin
Family › Re: Have You Ever Lost Everything You Worked For? by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:56am On Jul 23, 2019
My own be say if u get there,use your soldierly mind slap Lord Lugard three times for this disaster he created in West Africa undecided kiss
Family › Re: Good Bye Familylanders by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:22am On Jul 23, 2019
Iogobenz:
There is nothing sensitive about the post.
The op is just looking for who will call him and say Hey,wipe your tears,forget suicide and kindly take this job with starting salary of 600k/month which is somewhat impossible.
Once more there are lots of things a bright young man can do in the streets of Nigeria and succeed,with time.
Formal education needs a lot of push for one to thrive in,which in his case is lacking.
I was once in his shoes and did not think suicide,rather offered a highly skilled service to the Nigerian society and succeeded in carving a niche for myself.
In this capitalist world,you offer value to get money,not sob stories.
Once more,enter street and get busy!every hustler has a payday.
This are the kind of stories he will tell his children tomorrow when he eventually succeeds smiley
I'm presently in the same situation but not thinking suicide. We are wired differently, that's why we are humans .Making a joke of the situation is a no no.
Family › Re: Good Bye Familylanders by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:10am On Jul 23, 2019
Iogobenz:
yet we don't come online to look for help.
I think you are the ones lacking sense. wink
I repeat,if your family isn't good enough to give you all that push you need to succeed with formal education,be wise and dumb that stuff and go look for a business or skill that will pay you to avoid telling stories like these.
Read that suicide note again, he acquired a skill after graduation yet no break through. Must you use that meme in such a sensitive post?
Family › Re: Good Bye Familylanders by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:58am On Jul 23, 2019
Iogobenz:
Lol.
School dey give money?such dumb thinking.
If school was so lucrative,then how come your teacher is still poor? grin
My brother if your family no get money or can't afford to push you properly,kindly forget school after you have learnt the basics of calculating,writing and reading and go look for a business or vocation to practice.
Ndi school will open doors for me cheesy
Odenni!
Sense is lacking in your lineage.
Keep exposing your Foolishness on a public forum
Family › Re: Good Bye Familylanders by Firstorderwizard(m):
Speechless. Please if you see Lord Lugard there, help me give am three wicked slaps. cry undecided
Celebrities › Re: See The Most Expensive Toilet Paper Worth $1.3M. Photos by Firstorderwizard(m): 3:40am On Jul 19, 2019
Local man is flabbergasted undecided
Nairaland General › Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:04pm On Jul 18, 2019
I don't even know why I opened this thread, I'm about ransacking my apartment now before I sleep tonight lipsrsealed
Politics › Re: Senate Confirms Four Commissioners For NCC Rejected By Saraki-led 8th Senate by Firstorderwizard(m): 1:31pm On Jul 18, 2019
By the time APC is through with the shithole, the national flag will turn to brown black brown grin grin
Politics › Re: British Didn't Handover Nigeria To Fulani, Igbo Nnamdi Azikwe Did. by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:02am On Jul 18, 2019
Ewedu influenced Afonja media propaganda as usual. Face your Fulani slave masters and leave Igbo's alone.
Celebrities › Re: Best Man Makes Grand Entry By Carrying Chief Bridesmaid On His Shoulder by Firstorderwizard(m): 10:36am On Jul 16, 2019
The bitch will still cheat on him with one local man.


Nonsense and marriage
Politics › Re: Buhari on hot seat, Atiku is winning. PDP is taking APC down by Firstorderwizard(m): 10:33am On Jul 16, 2019
Local man is still wondering the type of weed op smoked

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