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FashionRe: Lady Harassed By Some Young Men Over Outfit She Wore To A Bus Park (pics, Video) by Firstorderwizard(m): 4:14pm On Feb 21, 2024
Simping is a disease. Have sense


Freelancerr:
Those guys should be arrested for harassing the lady.

Unless it's a skit, if not that guy should be dealt with.

You don't know the lady neither is she your wife, you are not related to her.

You came out in public to harass an adult.
PoliticsRe: Julius Abure Was Arrested On The Petition Of Attempted Murder - The Will by Firstorderwizard(m): 4:02pm On Feb 21, 2024
First he was arrested for embezzling money now it's attempted murder.
Another failed APC attempt at diverting the mind of the gullible followers
RomanceRe: Done And Dusted Dowry Refunded by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:05am On Feb 15, 2024
Price ?
Modified : seen the quote.
Dm me

nicerod:
grin grin

Come and use the dowry to buy new tractors from me

Farmers are millionaires
CrimeRe: Keke Operator Dies In Fight Over ₦‎400 Levy by Firstorderwizard(m): 7:39am On Feb 15, 2024
Stupidness runs in your lineage. Your wife need to get her child from other men to wipe off your line age from human civilization.
Your type is a budden to the human specie undecided



EponObi:
😮 A beg, make una avoid fighting anyone this period. A lot of people are walking corpse. Hunger, high blood pressure, lingering heart diseases, and so on is making people a shadow of themselves. People are walking around with low energy level and stamina. People can't take care of their health because of high cost of medicine. And you have folks that are inches away from dying because of HBP due to high level of stress and anxiety.

You won't die walking away from arguments. It doesn't mean you are weak. Wisdom is profitable to the wise. If you do one blow, seven die, na inside kirikiri you go witness Nigeria flowing with milk and honey after this "tinubulation" is over.

Or even worse, you could be among the seven die, if one frustrated being throw one blow. No loose guard a beg, make EponObi no go use your death write thread on Twitter or worse, enter your family compound with his smelly, old shoes to do media paparazzi.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Crude Oil Production Dropped By 3,000 Barrels Per Day In January 2024 by Firstorderwizard(m): 7:32pm On Feb 14, 2024
They disconnected perceived enemy pipelines and connected their own proper. grin



Nbote:
They have reconnected their pipelines after deceiving Nigerians with pipeline connections discovery
FamilyRe: My Mother Wants To Throw Me Into Bankruptcy by Firstorderwizard(m): 12:17pm On Feb 14, 2024
No 1 is most likely

Acidosis:
You better investigate that woman. 1 or more of these 3 things are at play here;

1. A false prophet has scammed her soul.

2. One sugar boy has captured her heart.

3. She's being blackmailed (sex or nudity).
PoliticsRe: Obi Visited Immaculate Heart Of Mary Hospital Nkpor, Donated ₦15 Million And... by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:29am On Jan 13, 2024
Olodo, Plateau state and Kaduna state victims of insecurity that he donated to just recently are from the East right?


Jamie248:
Who else has noticed Obi only donated in the east
PoliticsRe: Abia: Supreme Court re-affirms Gov Alex Otti (LP), Dismisses APC, PDP's Suits by Firstorderwizard(m): 4:12pm On Jan 12, 2024
Are you okay now?
Now run back to your enclave and continue enjoying the renewed hope


Okudiover:
I disagree with you. Otti won because of IREV. The Obi Tsunami had little positive impact on Otti because Abians (Obi or no Obi) were tired of 24 years of the worst string of PDP governors. Again Otti won with APGA in 2015 and took 11 of the 24 seats at the state house of assembly but was rigged out unfortunately IREV had not come on board then. If you talk about Obi Tsunami it was only apparent the week of the presidential and federal legislative elections not during the gubernatorial and state house elections when many had become disillusioned following Obi not being declared winner.
PoliticsRe: Abia: Supreme Court re-affirms Gov Alex Otti (LP), Dismisses APC, PDP's Suits by Firstorderwizard(m): 3:03pm On Jan 12, 2024
I envy Abia people seriously.
God answered their prayers with the Obidient tsunami .
Otti wouldn't have even won primary election in APC or PDP let alone winning governor
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Army And Fulani Community Trade Accusations Over Killings In Kachia by Firstorderwizard(m): 6:23am On Jan 12, 2024
Partners in crime undecided
PoliticsRe: Palliatives: Orji Uzor Shares Extra 5000 Bags Of Beans And Garri To Abia North W by Firstorderwizard(m): 7:10pm On Jan 11, 2024
APC have instituted hunger as a govt. policy before our very eyes.
Render them poor and hungry, campaign with palliatives (food) , repeat the cycle
HealthRe: Banker, Amarachi Ugochukwu Commits Suicide In Lagos (Pics, Suicide Note) by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:38am On Jan 11, 2024
Like this eeh, no be the country dey even tire me, na people I dey share the same country with dey weak me pass.
Stone hearted, uncivilized animal beings who called themselves Nigerians. embarassed

yewit37486:
It's very inappropriate for her picture to be displayed like this online. If this was you or your family member, would you want your photo displayed here like this? As for the person that took the photo and then shared it, yours is waiting in front. Wicked insensitive souls.
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:16pm On Jan 10, 2024
If they touch any of the red pill threads including this, I will delete my account


Mandela27:
Abeg make una follow tell people wey Dem wan nominate as new admins,that they should not touch this our beautiful thread that we've suffered to build for almost 4years now
PoliticsRe: Bianca Ojukwu Visits The Emir Of Kano (see Colorful Pictures) by Firstorderwizard(m): 3:58pm On Dec 17, 2023
Mehn see beauty.
She's a real asset to the Ojukwu dynasty.
Representing her husband's reputation well even in death.
One of the reasons we should be careful of who we get married to undecided
RomanceRe: What Can I Do About This by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:34am On Dec 16, 2023
Dey play
EducationRe: Maduka University Extends Its 2023–2024 Admissions Exercise by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:46pm On Dec 14, 2023
grin
Seun and Alex must vomit Maduka money.
Justice for Maduka grin grin
PoliticsRe: Abia Governor, Alex Otti Presents 2024 Budget Of ₦‎567 Billion by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:11am On Dec 14, 2023
Taking all the time and energy to reply all this miscreants that have not gone beyond the boundaries of their villages is waste of time.
No Abia person is complaining cos Otti will definitely deliver.
Let him even borrow more and develop Abia state.
Before my very eyes, Aba is now a huge investment gold mine within a short period of time. Those that know understand what I'm saying .
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu Celebrates Four Years Without A Bank Robbery In Lagos by Firstorderwizard(m): 4:56am On Dec 13, 2023
Physically robbing a bank is old fashioned in this AI age . Any criminal doing that is not smart .
However I must commend Sanwoolu for the achievement.
I think a couple of states have the same record.
FamilyRe: Why Do Rich Men Deceive We Poor Men Like This??? (PICTURES) by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:13am On Dec 10, 2023
If op receive that 600k today, the money is gone by February on frivolities.
I know his type, entitled poor lazy mofos with no clear direction in life. I'm sure he has upto four kids and the wife is pregnant for another kid, that's their signature.
PropertiesRe: Emeka Offor Donates 10 Houses To Widows In Anambra by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:35am On Dec 08, 2023
Guy why are you like this ?, The only thing you're seeing is the compound that is not interlocked.
Black monkeys with black heart



Offpointng:
Him no fit even interlock the ground or cement it atleast for the poor widows. I thought they said what doing at all is worth doing well??

So poor if you ask me sad
BusinessRe: P&G To Dissolve Ground Operations In Nigeria, Revert To An Import-only Business by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:37pm On Dec 06, 2023
More addition to the already over saturated unemployment pool.
This generation of Nigerian youths is a waste of generation.
I wonder how history and posterity will describe them embarassed
PoliticsRe: Shettima’s Aide, Stanley Nkwocha To Obi: ₦15bn For VP’s Residence Not Wasteful by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:52pm On Dec 05, 2023
Is Stanley Nkwocha IPOB too ?

If you're not receiving atleast 350k monthly alert from this govt and you're defending them on grounds of the President being from your tribe or religion then you are a subhuman specie. Not fully developed enough mentally to be classified a full human being
HealthRe: Nigerian Nurse Sacked & Deported From The UK For Praying For Patient by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:00pm On Nov 30, 2023
A thousand and one senses in this comment


FuckingMachine:
So this same religion that Britain used to control daft Black monkeys is used to deport the same Black monkeys for using it on Brits.

Make this make sense.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu: I Won’t Beg For My Freedom by Firstorderwizard(m): 7:25am On Aug 29, 2023
The real brave hero.
I admire the never say die spirit of the Igbos seriously
PoliticsRe: Governor Soludo's Daughter, Adaora, Engaged To Arinze In Morocco - Photos by Firstorderwizard(m): 6:18pm On Aug 26, 2023
In this life try get money
E get why
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Storms Edo To Engage LP Governorship Aspirants (Video, Photos) by Firstorderwizard(m): 5:22pm On Aug 21, 2023
Guy PH own shock me.
Most buses and Keke still have OBI/LP sticker even as election don end.
The man don turn institution like this



Taylor90:
Edo is indeed the spiritual home of Obidients I no argue that one

Followed by PH

Edo and PH love Obi more than any south east state loves Obi

Don’t ask me why Obi didn’t win in Rivers

A day old child knows the answer
Foreign AffairsRe: Malian & Burkinabe Troops Arrive Niger Amidst Cheers From Nigeriens by Firstorderwizard(m): 10:12am On Aug 21, 2023
One problem we have among our youth is the lack of reading culture. Ignorance is a real threat in this country.
A highly motivated army is more dangerous than a highly sophisticated army

Read US vs Vietnam war first and come back let me help you wipe off ignorance if at all you're willing to learn






mysticwarrior:
Weak military backup, the weapons I saw the Niger Delta Militants submitted to the Nigerian army as part of the amnesty during Yaradua's administration is far more sufisticated than what these troops are brandishing.
RomanceRe: How I Met My Girlfriend by Firstorderwizard(m): 12:56pm On Aug 20, 2023
Make we tell am huh
PoliticsRe: The Deplorable State Of The Police Barracks In Ikoyi, Lagos (Photos) by Firstorderwizard(m): 12:26pm On Aug 20, 2023
Let me play the devil's advocate here.
On a serious note the Nigerian police personnel are very very dirty honestly.
The company I was working with as a contractor back in 2014 built a new quarters for their foreign expatriate staff and converted the former expatriate quarters to security lodge. Mostly mopol.
Within one year, the sparkling white house became a shadow of itself .
Do I talk about the toilets, the lawns, the rooms, parlour, etc. all looking shitty.
This is a house that foreigners have been living for over 30 years.





bohana:
This is not good looking at all. Every sector in this country needs a reform
Foreign AffairsRe: Niger Junta Leaders Begin Recruitment Into Militia Group by Firstorderwizard(m): 11:16pm On Aug 18, 2023
You are blinded by tribal and religious affiliation.
Gaddafi was called names and ousted, is Libya any better?
Government is the people not the corrupt few. If Nigériens feel military government is the best way to solve their problems who are you to counter it.

If Chairman Mao practiced democracy, China would have been dragging poverty rate with India and Bangladesh in 21st century



favor914:
Please Gerrout, you are entitled to your own opinion, which Nigerians called out Tinubu, is it all Americans that supported the war in Iraq, Afghanistan, Ukraine, Vietnam?

What kind of nonsensical hypocrisy are you exhibiting?

Criminals took over a legitimately elected government, & you are hear narrating how you visited Addis Ababa?

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