₦airaland Forum

Felixv:
wrong person mate......
even my great grand father had a British education.

Nobody gives a flying fvck even if your great grand father was the king himself.

Why did he not follow our tried and tested protocol to the letter?

RomeoEmpire:
HOW TO STEAL A CHICKEN FOR THIS
CHRISTMAS*
1. Survey the area for about 1 week.
2. On the day of operation, wear an
oversized shirt.
3. Be at the place between 11am to 2:30pm.
At this time of the day, the owners will be
gone to work, market or indoors and the
chicken will be playing
outside happily.
4. Walk at the edge of the street and let the
chicken walk freely at the centre, [its more
easy in a village setting]
5. This is where you make the grand move.
6. Dive like a goalkeeper and grab the chicken
by the head. Quickly fold the head into the
feathers and put it inside your oversized shirt
under your armpit like a Bible.
7. Move on as if nothing happened. No
looking back!
ENJOY AND THANK-ME- LATER.

No homo. But, I don know why I just like dis guy. He is very crazy (and mostly useless) but I still like him

She probably went to the ghost/spirit market. The food items are very cheap over there. The only problem is anyone who eats the food will turn slowpoke immediately.

Kharol1234:
all dis grls wit big boobs na flat nyansh dem dae always carry

I hate flat yanch...I would rather do zero bobi...great yanch than zero yanch...great bobi.

Felixv:
blah blah blah blah...

If you don't want us to remind you of British history...then stop ranting about some fake a$$ 'true British character.'


A wise man once said: "Just because you got away with the crime does not mean you are no longer the criminal."

Dat Yoruba boy swag...if you know you know. No long thing.

Where is the yanch?
*in orubebe's voice* We will not take dis.

This is the type Igbo boyz will say "...o set e o set..." O boi see body

Please tell PDP o! Party of looters and bribers.

See immediate impact. Unlike the pomo ambassador who only knows how to navigate the pomo industry.

I always wonder why mostly yigos gals win...it seems gals from dat side are very wayward.

RMD- which victory is assured? Abeg stop giving Banky W false hope. Nigerian politics is for rascals. If Banky cannot stand the heat he should leave the kitchen.

Felixv:
as I stated earlier --you have personal issues -even your so called masters prefer a British education to the best naija has to offer,has your ever thought why?just as saraki where his kids got educated. Even your obibigot ...london school of economics.

All these your rantings does not change history. Britain stole, looted, raped, tortured and murdered countless Africans, North Americans, South Americans, Asians and Arabs for hundred of years. No amount of British education will erase history.

No wonder they were booing Buhari because he refused to bribe them with even 1 kobo - useless looters

Felixv:
hmmmmm...
you obviously have personal problems.
take your bitterness to your NASS and ask saraki why he is using your money to buy houses in the UK..abi na ike

Hmmm...
you are obviously allergic to history. Take your big for nothing head to your white masters who are using your brain to play table tennis.

fine gal

Felixv:
Actually he is well respected because of his humble respectful personality - not because he is a ’figher or Agbero’ he epitomizes the true British character - which is, either in defeat or victory always show humility to your opponent.
You also seem to have forgotten that boxing is a British invention , and they are extremely proud of their champions - especially if he shows true character.

Which British character? You mean the same character they used to steal peoples lands/resources, enslave, torture and raped all over Africa, the Americas and Asia?

tobenuel:
simple fresh civilized; you can't be on dread Lock or ear ring to receive such an award: congrats AJ

There is nothing wrong with dreadlocks. Your problems is the white man has convinced you that black hair is bad, but white hair is good. That is your problem.

wat a funny title

Ninalowo/Adunni look like pesin wey God go always support. A wa ni awon ti olorun gbafun lowo lowo...to si ma gbafun ti ti lai lai

The milk factory posted above must be deprivatized. This is public works...too large for private company

Wife or rape victim?

OkunrinOloro:
Where is OtemAtum and his fellow defenders of African Traditional Religion?

If this is part of African Traditional Religion...then yahoo pastors (and rapist pastors) are part of Christianity.

davillian:

If you've not bleeped s girl more prettier than her then you need to go make money plenty of it .

And you my friend need to take more grammar lessons.

CaptainMitch:
Ladies man give me one of the girls I wan hike sef.

See your shinning skull like mortar

IamD18:
Can she boast of her virginity?

can you boast of your sense?

dailyboy:
Those people who say igbo sucks should declare bifara for us and let us see how nigeria will do without oil.

Which oil? you mean the 2 cubic cm of oil in Owerri?