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Politics / Re: 'Get Out Of Nigeria If You Want To Get Ahead' - American Man (video) by FitnesScientist: 1:34pm On Aug 14, 2018
He speaks the truth. In some filling stations, you have to pay extra (bribe) to buy petrol in a Jerry-can (even when you are NOT buying black market quantity). From the lowest (filling station attendant) to the top (director of the DSS), you have to bribe.

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Crime / Re: What To Do If You Suspect You Are Being Followed While Walking by FitnesScientist: 9:20pm On Aug 13, 2018
LuciferChristi:
Just take out your phone, walk towards a bush & pretend to make a call.

"Baba, mo ti de be... Ehn. Ahh, beeni baba"
"O wa l'apo mi. Shey ki m ju seyin abi waju mi?"
"Alright baa mi. Oti ye mi."
"Ese gan"



Look behind you. You won't see anyone again.

The person might not understand Yoruba.... undecided
Celebrities / Re: Lebanese Barber Refuses To Cut Mary Remmy's Hair In Lagos - Jason Njoku by FitnesScientist: 9:01am On Aug 13, 2018
Reference:
He doesn't attend to Nigerians. They don't pay enough for his services. What is the problem with that. There are several businesses that have select clients. I offer services and select my clients. Nobody can force me to work for them. It is my business, period. They should channel their angst against those they pay taxes to yet refuse to offer appropriate services. To bring racism into this is just wrong. They went there because they smelt the euphoria of having a foreigner offer them a servoce and if it had gone as planned they will neon social media saying so. Once more Nigerians destroy Nigerian businesses by not willing to pay properly, his first statement and it is telling.

As long as you have a physical location, you can not discriminate (refuse to offer goods or services) based on gender, race, religion or ethinicity in Nigeria. It is an actual law to prevent discrimination. If that is what he wants, then he should just do home services.

PS: It wasn't about price. He didn't even talk about price. He just said he doesn't offer haircuts to Nigerians even in the police station he blundered.

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Celebrities / Re: Lebanese Barber Refuses To Cut Mary Remmy's Hair In Lagos - Jason Njoku by FitnesScientist: 10:20pm On Aug 12, 2018
GrammarCheck:
But wait first...


What is his crime?

It is a crime to discriminate (refuse to offer goods and service) based on race, religion, gender and ethnicity in Nigeria. It is actually a law here in Nigeria, the police would use that to deal with him.
Celebrities / Re: 'Charles Okocha Charges N700k Per Instagram Post' - Guy Claims by FitnesScientist: 4:18pm On Aug 11, 2018
Rapsowdee01:
Maraji charges higher though..

y'all saying it's a lie are dying in ignorance. Instagram influencers are raking in money heavily !

Charles Okocha has 636,000+ followers on Instagram. He doesn't make that much from the platform. It is people with millions of followers that can charge that high.
Politics / Re: EFCC Arrests Ita Ekpenyong, Ex-DSS DG by FitnesScientist: 5:20pm On Aug 09, 2018
Good.
Travel / Re: Ogochukwu Efeizomor, Nigerian Engineer Who Survives By Begging In Italy by FitnesScientist: 5:19pm On Aug 09, 2018
Igbo Amaka = Flat Heads

Who sent the guy to Italy? Why not go to Ghana and get a job as a Civil Engineer.

Leetunechi:
grin

First to comment



Please what is the meaning of IGBO AMAKA

NO INSULT PLEASE
NYSC / Re: Female Corper Sexually Harasses Male Corper At Lagos NYSC Camp, Touches His Dick by FitnesScientist: 2:36pm On Aug 09, 2018
BiafranBushBoy:


Her face... With marks all over it.

"I did not do it" is a good enough excuse. cheesy

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NYSC / Re: Female Corper Sexually Harasses Male Corper At Lagos NYSC Camp, Touches His Dick by FitnesScientist: 2:32pm On Aug 09, 2018
BiafranBushBoy:


Just to create an illusion that you always have a balanced view about genders, you decided to write crap...

Slap her for touching his dick instead of reporting to appropriate authorities. He might produce proof of dick touching if the girl decides to press for battery.

And she would also need to provide proof for the slap he gave her.

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NYSC / Re: Female Corper Sexually Harasses Male Corper At Lagos NYSC Camp, Touches His Dick by FitnesScientist: 2:31pm On Aug 09, 2018
If she was looking for fvck she should go straight to the point, they are still in camp and it is allowed.

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Crime / Re: Celestine Egbunuche Nigeria Oldest Prisoner Marks 100th Birthday In Enugu Prison by FitnesScientist: 1:23pm On Aug 09, 2018
christejames:
The govt should grant him state pardon or place him under house arrest... he is too old to be jostling for things in that gaol with the young inmates.

But he wasn't too old to kill someone over a piece of land? If he comes out alive, any of the relative of the person he killed would murder him.

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Crime / Re: Celestine Egbunuche Nigeria Oldest Prisoner Marks 100th Birthday In Enugu Prison by FitnesScientist: 1:21pm On Aug 09, 2018
He is on death row.

Run away from quarrels and fights... they could turn deadly.

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Career / Re: Racism: How I Lost India Client On Fiverr Because I'm A Nigerian - Photos by FitnesScientist: 12:26pm On Aug 09, 2018
It is NOT racism. He has a list of countries he would deal with and Nigeria is not included. He is the paying customer so he gets to decide how he spends his money.

Youngadvocate:
This is the first time I would ever see this.

I just got a message on Fiverr this morning from a potential client from Bangladesh, India.

I replied and he told me he needed a Graphics Designer. Unfortunately, I'm not one. I'm just a Copywriter and Digital Marketer.

But, I offered to help him get a professional that can give him a "topnotch design." He gladly and instantly accepted.

However, there was a sharp twist of discussion when he asked me "where are you from?" and I told him I'm from Nigeria, which my Fiverr profile clearly shows. (Perhaps, he didn't see it).

As soon as I told him, he said he was busy to chat with me and bade me good bye.

But I wouldn't let him. And we had some exchange of words which I want to share with you guys.

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Celebrities / Re: Munachi Abii Steps Out In Cleavage-Baring Outfit by FitnesScientist: 8:23am On Aug 09, 2018
wman:


Wow! For real?

Yes.

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Celebrities / Re: Munachi Abii Steps Out In Cleavage-Baring Outfit by FitnesScientist: 10:36pm On Aug 08, 2018
wman:
Palmwinetapper is mad men. Crazy dude. 475 topics and all of them are about Munachi Abii.

You be her PR agent?

She doesn't have a PR agent. It is Munachi.

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Celebrities / Re: Munachi Abii Steps Out In Cleavage-Baring Outfit by FitnesScientist: 10:35pm On Aug 08, 2018
Palmwinetapper:
you are so jealous of munachi. What do you mean.. She is still fair and beautiful. See how the breez is still big and standing. You hater

You are Munachi... we have known this all along.

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Travel / Re: PIRACY: Nigeria Water’s Now Worse Than Somalia by FitnesScientist: 1:06pm On Aug 08, 2018
FarahAideed:


How old were you then?

I am sure you were not even born.
Celebrities / Re: Oluchi Orlandi Posts Photo Of Her Single Serbian Friend, Toke Makinwa Intereste by FitnesScientist: 11:52am On Aug 08, 2018
kennygee:
Dude looks as curved as a crescent, models are known to flock around them.

If you know, you know.

Yea... he looks very gay. No grown man would cross his legs like that.

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Travel / Re: PIRACY: Nigeria Water’s Now Worse Than Somalia by FitnesScientist: 11:50am On Aug 08, 2018
FarahAideed:


That was exactly how his govt in 1984 made Crimes and corruption to surge in Nigeria and it never again went down and that's the reason I always say Buhari is actually the father of Nigerias corruption.

How old were you then? Or where is your proof of that?
Politics / Re: Certificate Forgery: Fresh Suit Filed Against Adeleke by FitnesScientist: 11:14am On Aug 08, 2018
BabaCommander:
Interesting to note that the Minister of Finance, Kemi Adeosun is from Osun state.
We have a long way to go in Nigeria.

She is from Ogun state.
Travel / Re: Sondos al-Qattan Losing Brands After Her ‘Slavery’ Comments Went Viral (Pics) by FitnesScientist: 8:13am On Aug 08, 2018
Saintmary:

Ah.... I see, you would say anything to cover up the sordid past of your ancestors, I understand your desperation. However, you don't have to bother too much, slavery as we used to know it is no longer in effect, every one is free now. I don't recall mentioning anywhere in any of my posts that the Alaafin enslaved anyone, don't be too jittery when you're lying. Oh well, don't take it too personal, all is well now.

Move along, go and clean a white man's anus.
Politics / Re: Boma Goodhead Confronts Masked DSS Men Blocking NASS Gate (Photos) by FitnesScientist: 11:08pm On Aug 07, 2018
Sagay212:


Do you have ak-47 for sale? ITI!

Go to the nearest police and ask them for it.
Politics / Re: Saraki To Hold ‘world Press Conference’ On Wednesday by FitnesScientist: 9:44pm On Aug 07, 2018
ednut1:
Can the military just do us a favour . Take over and kill all apc nd pdp politicians

Do it yourself. Buy a 2nd hand AK-47 gun with bullets and go on a killing spree.
Politics / Re: Boma Goodhead Confronts Masked DSS Men Blocking NASS Gate (Photos) by FitnesScientist: 11:47am On Aug 07, 2018
Sagay212:
even the DSS guys must be tired of the uselessness and foolish.ness of all these politicians. they always use them to do their dirty jobs and they don't have much choice. I just wish some of them will have the mind of a terrorist and just help us kill like 200 of these useless politicians and kill himself as well. maybe the ones that manage to survive will sit tight

You have hands, go and buy a 2nd hand AK-47 and do the job yourself.
Politics / Re: Campaign Posters Of Reverend King Flood The Streets Ahead Of 2019 Election by FitnesScientist: 10:34am On Aug 07, 2018
fratermathy:
Nigeria is a weird nation. Even deathroll inmates want a chance at the presidency! So if he wins, what happens? He rules us from prison till when the hangman comes knocking or he pardons himself and his cohorts so that he can appoint them as ministers?

See how fat he looks. Since when has Nigerian prisons become so comfy that an inmate can add weight? Buhari needs to look into this. Corruption is going on somewhere. cheesy cheesy cheesy

Our constitution doesn't allow convicted criminals to run for any office.

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Romance / Re: Girls that are really hard to get wont cheat easily i guess. by FitnesScientist: 10:42pm On Aug 06, 2018
Playing hard to get is different from her getting naked on the first date and asking for sex. Don't comment like a teenager... or maybe you are a teenager.

miracle956:

and he won't treat u like a cheap slut?

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NYSC / Re: Picture Of Taraba Corpers At The Riverside Picnic Before Drowning Moments Later. by FitnesScientist: 10:40pm On Aug 06, 2018
Even if you can swim, stay away from natural bodies of water (rivers, lakes, ocean/beach and streams)... they are too unpredictable. In a swimming pool, you know the depth and you can go down and propel yourself up. And in swimming pool, the water is clearer so you are not struggling with visibility when submerged.

lonelydora:
I always tell people, if you can't swim...don't try to prove anything to anybody. Stay off pools and Rivers.

Nigerians no dey hear word

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Romance / Re: Girls that are really hard to get wont cheat easily i guess. by FitnesScientist: 10:36pm On Aug 06, 2018
She is not really interested. If a lady is interested in you, she is going to be afraid of losing you so the hard to get part is different... and you would know it.

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Crime / Re: I’m Into Kidnapping Because Someone Told Me It’s Lucrative – Mechanic by FitnesScientist: 12:10pm On Aug 06, 2018
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Crime / Re: Housewife Stabs Husband To Death Over Telephone Call by FitnesScientist: 12:09pm On Aug 06, 2018
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Crime / Re: NGO Founder Remanded For Sodomising His Twin Children by FitnesScientist: 12:04pm On Aug 06, 2018
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