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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fkhalifa(m): 9:49am On Sep 28, 2016
geolan:
good day all

im a pcm going with batch b 2016, will love to ask from experienced CM cos you might have encountered any scenario at your various camps, do they allow bearded guys or they ask them to shave up?



your response will be appreciated and please quote me so i can get it in my mentions
is your beard for fashion or religion? In the north no biggy, but se/ss they may ask to shave but if you stay your ground, they will frre you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Fkhalifa(m): 6:28pm On Sep 26, 2016
Best moments during the game:

1. All three 3 goals of high quality showing
different sides to our game – pressing,
tiki taka build up play, lightning fast
counter.

2. Bellerin’s interception on Pedro (who
himself is a speed demon) convinced me
he could probably outrun Usain Bolt. That
lad’s gold. And yeah, Usain better take
Hector’s challenge.

3. Ozil’s Ronaldinhoesque no-look-pass
after he had taken out a player with an
Iniestaesque dribble on the counter. Sent
shivers down my spine, made my head
swell.
Sanchez also did a no-look-pass in the 18
box latter on.

4. SHOOT!, SHOOT!, SHOOT!. Is there a
new player named “Shoot” on the team?
When did we sign this guy? Cos he is very
popular now!

5. Walcott screaming angrily at .. i can’t
remember who.. because he didn’t get the
ball to him where he was at a killer
position in their box. I was like “this Theo
is surely smelling blooood!”

6. That 3rd goal counter… After Ozil had
broken Kante’s waist on the turn, I could
see Alexis gesticulating to Ozil as if to
say “don’t worry about me mate, you just
keep running here so we can f^ck ’em up
together, just me and you“. #PRICELESS
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Fkhalifa(m): 5:43pm On Sep 26, 2016
Spy360:
You no see that Ozil 'commot face' pass? Na that one totori me pass o. cheesy
. Bro them plenty sef

Best moments during the game:

1. All three 3 goals of high quality showing
different sides to our game – pressing,
tiki taka build up play, lightning fast
counter.

2. Bellerin’s interception on Pedro (who
himself is a speed demon) convinced me
he could probably outrun Usain Bolt. That
lad’s gold. And yeah, Usain better take
Hector’s challenge

3. Ozil’s Ronaldinhoesque no-look-pass
after he had taken out a player with an
Iniestaesque dribble on the counter. Sent
shivers down my spine, made my head
swell.
Sanchez also did a no-look-pass in the 18
box latter on.

4. SHOOT!, SHOOT!, SHOOT!. Is there a
new player named “Shoot” on the team?
When did we sign this guy? Cos he is very
popular now!
5. Walcott screaming angrily at .. i can’t
remember who.. because he didn’t get the
ball to him where he was at a killer
position in their box. I was like “this Theo
is surely smelling blooood!”

6. That 3rd goal counter… After Ozil had
broken Kante’s waist on the turn, I could
see Alexis gesticulating to Ozil as if to
say “don’t worry about me mate, you just
keep running here so we can f^ck ’em up
together, just me and you“. #PRICELESS.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Fkhalifa(m): 5:59pm On Sep 25, 2016
No controversy (red card&penalty) pure master class victory from the gunners (just like d community shield)..,

Meanwhile my favorite part was when ozil did a messi vs evra chip over Ivanovich cheesy also iwobi taking him on, he made me proud to be a Nigerian smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Fkhalifa(m): 3:53pm On Sep 25, 2016
^^^ the victory is sweet because a lot of people had written us off right from preseason, A Chelsea side that spent handsomely on kcaonte was expected to have floored the game but the boys did it in style despite being the under dog

What even made it Moore delicious was that it wasn't a controversial win with no red cards and penalties (same with the community shield) Unlike Chelsea's win with so many question marks.
Education › Re: Do U Feel That Ur University Degree Is A Waste Of Time And Why by Fkhalifa(m): 11:31am On Sep 24, 2016
If your institution or course of study didn't drill you to be practically fit to work your field industry or stand on your own then its a waste of time..

Cramming notes upanda under the pressure of not failing or graduating on time isn't good for the future, unfortunately that's what most of us underwent.
Christianity Etc › Re: "Is Abstinence Before Marriage A Realistic Message?" by Fkhalifa(m): 6:28pm On Sep 23, 2016
OLAADEGBU:
Does that mean most of the so call brothers in many of these pentecostal churches are actually burning inside and committing sin when they hug? undecided
oh yes, They are human before any religion, religion can't tamper nature to eat,dink,sleep and sex...not many will come out and tell you the truth, everyone is protecting his image,only few get exposed...They are either secretly fornicating, masturbating or burning inside... Only few have low libido and indifferent towards sex...

I dont call hugging a sin in my book.
Career › Re: Man Spotted Love Machine In Their Office Today - Photos by Fkhalifa(m): 11:32am On Sep 22, 2016
And they will be forming sex is not food, self control, most disciplined etc but nature kept on exposing them.
Romance › Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Fkhalifa(m): 4:57pm On Sep 21, 2016
And once they cum they come back to their senses.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Fkhalifa(m): 5:43pm On Sep 20, 2016
Holding to patner Gabriel..

Iwobi

Adelaide, chambo

Perez
While Walcott and akpom major sub
Sports › Re: Stanbic Ibtc Bank Shades Pogba In New Tweet by Fkhalifa(m): 10:10am On Sep 20, 2016
Man u fans don suffer

Meanwhile pogba for salon d'or.. cry

NYSC › Re: 2015 Batch B, Streams 1 & 2 Passing Out October 6th & November 4th Respectively by Fkhalifa(m): 9:19am On Sep 20, 2016
Corpers are advised to shun ppa or go on compulsory break till their pass out date reach..

If we can't speak and act up, then we will be oppressed anyhow in this country.
Education › Re: FUNAAB To Admit 3,800 Out Of 17, 334 Candidates by Fkhalifa(m): 8:51am On Sep 20, 2016
Despite admitting very few candidates out of a very large number of aspirants in my set 2010, we still complained of crowd and overpopulation in school then.

Funaab will be great again.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Fkhalifa(m): 1:54pm On Sep 19, 2016
When they were landing the big names in preseason, we didn't hear word... cheesy

Meanwhile, pogback for salorn d'or ...this is wickedness cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Watford Vs Manchester United (3 - 1) On 18th September 2016 by Fkhalifa(m): 3:25pm On Sep 18, 2016
They will struggle to make top4 again with all their money spent...

We didn't hear word when they brought in pogba and IBRA, they can only flex muscle agsinst bornemouth,hull and Southampton... Yeye team tongue

I suggest manu spend more and break bank in January cheesy
Romance › Re: What Do You Admire About The Opposite Sex? by Fkhalifa(m): 10:08am On Sep 18, 2016
Oge okoye, damilola adegbite, Rukky sanda and simi kinds of face and very fresh yellow legs to the thighs kiss

Many will fall in love or have married people outta our taste, all this write up are just mere wishful thinking.
Romance › Re: This Is For Every Lady Who Wants To Experience A Happy Marriage. by Fkhalifa(m): 9:29am On Sep 18, 2016
I have advised this man on his articles, those who can't reason deep and unbiased won't get you, they won't understand nor agree, they hate the bitter truth....

No guy will come out and tell you he will cheat when proposing nor do it to your face in marriage, only if a machine that can test or detect men(even the disciplined and religious) who have cheated on their spouse,you all will get so shocked...

Only the women of old would understand, all these young girls still in their prime would think their sexiness will hook a man all to herself, look around and see the hoties who are ready to weak your man at first glance...

Fight infidelity with wisdom, and never encourage nor advise him about condoms.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Fkhalifa(m): 11:27pm On Sep 17, 2016
I fear Wenger will caution xhaka to reduce or stop long balls and outside short. cry
.rosicky,arshavin,podolski, Elenny,sanchez and santi comes to mind... They have caught the pass me I pass/walk the ball in the net virus.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Fkhalifa(m): 10:35pm On Sep 16, 2016
When they fvck arsenal young boys in opening day, they over jam talk, not knowing they'd still get rapped on their ground with their conte, kote kukute and Belgian musa cheesy grin grin embarassed tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Fkhalifa(m): 10:18pm On Sep 16, 2016
It is not only Arsenal that will get raped at home by Liverpool tongue cry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool (1 - 2) ON 16th September 2016 by Fkhalifa(m): 9:59pm On Sep 16, 2016
And when they beat Arsenal's bench team 3-4, they said all unspeakable things, he he he he they were flogged with their Luiz konte conte cheesy grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Whatever Happened To Styl-plus? by Fkhalifa(m): 12:52pm On Sep 15, 2016
One of my best ever music group, they made much sense cry
Too good to be appreciated in Nigeria, what we love is efejoku, wafekulaleyi etc
Celebrities › Re: Popular Producer Selebobo Shows Off Egg Plant In Throwback Photo by Fkhalifa(m): 12:41pm On Sep 15, 2016
Hurray, we getting close to 2020_, the era of nuddity is coming fast smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Fkhalifa(m): 8:02am On Sep 14, 2016
The pleasure and glamour of playing a team of PSG calibre isn't there for them this season.. cheesy

They can only wish or spend more, boring fixtures for them un Europe.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Fkhalifa(m): 8:19am On Sep 11, 2016
Good to have that fergie like penalty at the emirates...

Pogba grin

I suggest manure should spend more in January embarassed embarassed tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (2 - 1) On 10th September 2016 by Fkhalifa(m): 5:34pm On Sep 10, 2016
Yes we need those kinda fergie penalty at the Emirates, no more honest football again, just win it anyhow grin
Romance › Re: Miss Ireneony Is The Most Beautiful Lady On Nairaland. by Fkhalifa(m): 12:13pm On Sep 09, 2016
She is pretty tbh, but I fear she has a sharp and aggressive tongue, love her yellow legs kiss
Celebrities › Re: End Life? This Girl Is Not Yet 18 Years But See The Kind Of Pictures She Posted by Fkhalifa(m): 11:32am On Sep 09, 2016
If you propose to this one now, they will scream underage, paedophile etc that she's naive and too small... Ok kontinue hypocrites undecided
Politics › Re: Bodies Of Three Drowned Soldiers In Bayelsa Recovered by Fkhalifa(m): 9:56pm On Sep 06, 2016
And I will cross water to OPUAMA bayelsa for my service anytime soon, not a news i like to read. angry
Education › Re: WAEC Supervisor Assaults Female Muslim Candidate by Fkhalifa(m): 5:57pm On Sep 06, 2016
tunesoft:
Nothing bad in a fellow Muslim female teacher checking her out in private if she carry contraband, buh she definitely has her right to put it on.
you made sense, but from other comments, one can smell the hatred, some will even wish her death sef...what a shame!
NYSC › Re: Rivers State Corper Drowns After Having A Hair Cut (Photos) by Fkhalifa(m): 7:39am On Sep 06, 2016
MikeB3:
Rest in peace Corper Dayo..... I served in Bayelsa 2 years ago and crossed voluminous amount of water countless times however what will be will be.
For those that are calling for scrapping, scrapping of the NYSC scheme is not the issue as we as individuals should be safely conscious, when traveling on water live jacket is one of essentials but we ignore it probably because of the length, breadth, depth of the water and proceed not knowing that "water" is a spirit that knows no one. May God be with the family of the departed young Nigerian.
also serving in bayelsa, I shall also cross water to one GSS OPUAMA, where was yours? Brass? I'm a bit nervy though as I can't swim. cry

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