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Just fell victim of a btc scam. Enesi47 is the latest btc scammer. Scammed me of N15150 paid into a zenith bank account Abdulkareem enesi usman. He has since blocked my number. He claimed he couldn't send first because he has been scammed. Hmm please let everyone beware of this scamme

I am also interested in buying the vintage watches. I am speaking to my supplier to see if he can give it less than $3. Pls can some1 tell me how to insert picture I want to insert the picture of the watch. Thanks

Remain calm and continue praying. Dont put ur life on hold while waiting. pursue your other dreams do not reject a juicy offer all in the name of waiting. If you get an opportunity to change your location even if its outside the country pls do not reject it because you are waiting. If you like to further your studies pls do. I have seen a lot of ladies who have practically kept their lives on hold while waiting. A lady refused to go for her masters on scholarship abroad cos she says she's old she wants to get married. Its 2yrs now still she isnt married. Whatever you like to do pls go ahead and do it. who know you mite meet the one while at it. do not let the pressure from family weigh you down I understand you cos I'v been in ur shoes and probably still is.

Trust in God and who ever he gives you try to be contented with it AFTER you have prayed. Do not settle for less because of pressure but while at it put in mind that he mite not come in the exact package you want him but trust in God to give you the best.

Wish you all d best

serubawon: Wow. 30 pages in one day. That's dedication. Hope you enjoyed the thread. It's still 5:30 pm over here, but what the heck. Merry Christmas everyone!

Yes its dedication I wish I dedicate such time to other things also . I am one emotional smthn Stories like this inspire me. After reading the thread it was time for my morning prayers. I wanted to ask God for so many thing but couldn't find the words i was thanking God just saying alhamdulillahi.

My friend lost her husband 3 yrs ago I was in my mid twenties so you can imagine hw old my friend could be. she was 31 with 3 kids, 4, 2 and 6 months old. she was not working and they were not even so comfortable when the husband was alive. But she was stong i'v neva met any1 stonger. she started by making liquid soap and selling. I introduced her to pple in my work place and they were buying they all knew her story. she strived so hard. later rented a building and started a soap making factory. Tried to get NAFDAC number but Nigeria factor she didnt get it after spending so much money. still she stayed strong. Had problems with inlaws and so on. She gave me strenght I just admired her and supported her all the way ppl thnk we own the factory together but i dnt get a dime from it. she made sure her kids went to a good schl. Just recently she got a job as lecturer in one of the federal institutions she had to close the factory cos it was in another city. few weeks ago she got married again. About 2 months ago NAFDAC no came out. God can indeed turn thing around when we least expect it.

yes I did it . stumbled on this tread today and I read the whole 30 pages. so inspiring stories i couldnt stop reading. Tried watching a movie but my mind kept coming back to d tread. had to pause the movie. Its 5am in the morning I have to get some sleep now. Merry christmas to everyone

Mr and Mrs
Two brides and a baby
Unforgivable was not bad although i almost gave up at the beginning
Tango with me
married but living single was not as good as i expected



Let me quickly go and see some more so I can update my list

I almost forgot Maami ans sinking sand they made me cry

One funny thing I did was to go and collect my Professors bag like we do in Nigeria helping the elders carry their bags. the man probably thought I wanted to steal his bag or mayb I was crazy sef. Lol

lol at d bubble wrap thing till now if i find a bubble wrap i must burst all d bubbles before i throw it away. If i dnt finish i keep and continue d next day.

So many scam messages in my box i got the Qatar own also got this. Do they think Nigerians are fools.
ATTN: A MESSAGE FROM THE UNITED NATIONS DEVELOPMENT PROGRAMME. YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED FOR A GRANT OF 1,000,000.00 USD. THIS FUNDS IS FOR THE GROWTH OF YOUR ECONOMY AND PERSONAL DEVELOPMENT. I BELIEVE AT THIS POINT YOU MUST HAVE BEEN PAID TO BEGIN THE GROWTH OF YOUR ECONOMY.

HOWEVER, DO FORWARD THIS EMAIL TO THE SECRETARY GENERAL MR.BAN KI-MOON VIA EMAIL: www.bkimoon01@live.com
YOUR ATTENTION IS HIGHLY APPRECIATED.

SINGED,
HOMAN ANNETTE

These days i also get messages with diamond bank name to upgrade my account when i dont even have an active acct wt them.

advanceNaija: How can I get this book Dewhurst textbook of obstetrics and gynaecology 8th edition. The link on amazon.in is http://www.amazon.in/Dewhursts-Textbook-Obstetrics-Gynaecology-Edmonds/dp/0470654570/?tag=buyhatke-21&tag=buyhatke-21
I stay in Abakaliki, Ebonyi State Nigeria. Kindly calculate the total (broken-down) cost to get it to me and send to me. My email is anuel246@yahoo.com

its RS3,588 thats about N10,000 + 1000k bank charges making N11000 as for the shipping cost I cant calculate that until I know the weight of the book.

Read this now and could not help but share. This accurately depicts our behavior. Nigerians and our wahala crying more than the bereaved. Nigeria i hail thee

MANDELA'S BURIAL...fleet heading out to Johannesburg with the
largest official delegation to the funeral.
And that is not counting the convoy of private
jets of uninvited Nigerian state governors that
will head out to Johannesburg for the obligatory
I-was-also-there ritual. And that is not counting the chartered flights that will convey half the
National Assembly to Johannesburg. And there
could be private jets of opposition leaders
claiming to have been invitedto the funeral by
Jacob Zuma the way they were invited by Barack
Obama to the democratic convention. Anesh Maistry , my diplomat brother, knows one or
two things about the size of Nigerian
delegations from seasoned experience. He’d
better advice his people to start preparing. Does
O. R. Tambo International Airport have enough
room for the impending torrential rain of jumbo jets from Nigeria?
_________________
One final memo to our South African friends
before I move on with my one ear to my regular
internal Nigerian migraine. This talk of the
possibility of a low key burial that I’m hearing, is it true? You guys should not play with bad thing
o. In Nigeria, passage to ancestorhood after a
life well lived beyond 70 is an occasion for
carnivalesque of epic proportions. Depending on
your means, you empty a brewery and send
several cows to meet their maker. In a certain part of the country, ruinous bank loans are in
order for aso ebi and days of owambe partying
to usher the departed into a gentle breeze of
bliss alias “afefe rere”.
I warned you guys yesterday that we could be
hitting Joburg with about a hundred jumbo jets – half of us uninvited. We don’t travel for low key
affairs. So, I must warn you that it is never
beyond us to do these things properly on behalf
of the owners of the affair. It is never beyond
us to do things properly on behalf of Africa and
the black world. When it comes to spending our petrobillions, we make it our responsibility to
weep louder than the bereaved. Ask brotha
Barack Obama. When his people in America
showed signs of not knowing how to organize a
proper fund raiser for his last Presidential
election, we gathered together in Lagos and organized one of the most expensive fund
raisers in history to fund the re-election of
brotha Barack in America. The fund raiser was
led by the then Chairperson of the Nigerian Stock
Exchange.
Never mind that it was completely illegal and there was no way to get the money to brotha
Barack. To this day, we still don’t know what
happened to the funds raised but we taught the
Americans a vital lesson in how to organize an
electoral carnival. I’m saying this just so you
know that we are perfectly capable of returning to Abuja from your reported low key affair in
Joburg to organize a proper and befitting
funeral of Nigerian proportions for Madiba. You,
the real owners of Madiba, may not even be
invited but we’ll do it before the world’s
cameras in order to teach you how to party. We could shut down Lagos and Abuja for a week of
partying. Do not say we did not warn you. -
By Pius Adesanmi

[quote author=free2ryhme]change your oS . Simple![/quot

not as simple as that I have an hp laptop here whose drivers are only available for windows 8. I changed to win 7 but almost all d ports and d Bluetooth are not working

other very nice movies are mortal inheritance and violated. I thnk those ones came a bit latter sha

my advice is dat ladies shd keep developing themselves and not keep their lives on hold cos they thnk marriage is the nxt thn on line. If you av not found d one yet keep pursuing ur dreams d guy will meet up wt u.

Hi all I have noticed that so many people like to buy things from India but sometimes have problems paying online or shipping it down to Nigeria. I can help you buy whatever you want and send it to Nigeria either by Cargo or courier depending on the product. The things dont have to be from online stores. I buy things from market and send to people too. Just tell me the product and I'll make inquiries about it and tell you the cost.

bashorundon: Please, how much is GTBank's token? Also, when do i get to start using it? Thanks in advance.

GTbank token was 2100 when i got mine in june. Once you get it they will give your ur username and default password and give you instructions on how to use it.

dvdami: 12000maH?

That's powerful.

Like how much do u sell dt?

I also have a powerbank its ambrane brand and it can charge my BB 4 times. I am in India so I buy them here and send to Naija. Its 8000mAh. Most of the powerbanks are about that capacity but those china ppl go ahead and smtimes write 300000mAh some even write 50000mAh. If you need you can send me a mail on rukafol@yahoo.com. Infact I am sending some down next week and it goes for 6k.[url][/url]

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wey mek us stay for house..
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dey chop our mama food...
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dis strike bin sweet well well...
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sum people don join yahoo...
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sum dey do ashawo...
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sum don dey do gatemen...
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some don go get belle...
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me don dey sing nonsense.....
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And u dey read nonsense.....
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Me don try ask google...
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Even TB joshua no know...
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Na google go come know?..
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I tink Goodluck go know...
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All of us don confuse...
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It can never happen. even the indians are trying to abolish the thing cos they pay so much. they pay as much as $50,000 to get married to a man from a moderately rich background. Some girls never get married because of that and some poor parents kill their girl child at infancy cos of this.

Should Naija now go back to uncivilization after we have at least been a lil civilized in that aspect (marriage rites).

I suggest interested members who stay in the six geopolitical zones should come together and arrange to visit a place within their region. For example those from north central can pick a place in Minna or kogi which are at the center of the region. with this it will be easy for many members to participate. because most people may not be able to travel to the location if its too far from where they live.

Recently I have read a lot of things online about Nigerians and Indians. All these have made me so weary of Indians so much that I'm scared to even travel alone. I happen to live in a very dry city in India which makes me travel from time to time mostly to Delhi. However, with the news going round about Nigerians in India I have decided to stay in one place.

With all I have read I am beginning to think all Indians are racist and they hate Nigerians in particular.Although I am trying hard not to generalize and form this impression about them all. I have Indian friends whom I share so many things with. They invite me to their homes and they come to mine too. We exchange recipes, hang out together and i even spend nights in their homes sometimes. Should I just abandon them or I become suspicious of their moves? I cant possibly do that.

And today I have met two Indians who have come for training in my school. One, Niha was so excited to know that I am a Nigerian. She went on and on telling me how good and nice Nigerians are. She told me about her many Nigerian friends, some who have graduated and some that are still around. There and then she called one of them who happens to be from Adamawa Nigeria. From the way she talked to him you could see that they have a very good rapport. The other, Pankash had always been an acquaintance of mine, and just today he asked where I'm from. I told him Nigeria and the first thing he said is that Nigerians are very dangerous. I immediately told him that is it because of one news he heard about Nigerians in Goa that made him generalize. I asked him if he thinks I'm dangerous and he said no. He began to apologize and said he was only joking.

Now this is what Chimmamanda Adeche termed ''The danger of a single story". For Pankash probably he had never even heard about Nigeria until the Goa event. He didn't even know I am Nigerian until today. Probably the only story he has heard about Nigeria is that Nigerians are dangerous, hence his opinion that Nigerians are dangerous. As for Niha, obviously she has met some very wonderful Nigerians so she has a very good impression about them. Maybe she heard the Goa story, yet she still has this good impression about Nigerians. The same way I still don't think Indians are so bad even after all I have read in recent times about them.

As humans we seem to be quick to have certain impression about people based on the first story we hear about them. Europeans and Americans for example may have the impression that Africans are poor because the only stories or the first story they heard about us are about hunger and poverty. When we hear Sudan or Afghanistan, what comes to mind is war, war, war. Two weeks ago I met some Afghanistan who came for training in my school. These people did not look like they were coming from a war torn country. They looked just as good as U and I. They have good jobs back home and what comes to mind when you meet them on a neutral ground is definitely not war. I can say same for my sudanese friends.

The moral of the story is that we should not because of one story form a specific impression about a group of people. In every place we have good and bad people. Everybody should first of all be identified as an individual before being identified with his community, religion, race e.t.c If everyone of us can be objective and Open minded then we will not be quick to form an impression about a certain group of people based on just one or a few stories.

This news is not true. Apparently the news was published by one Nationalreporter.net which is a humour website knwn for publishing stories just for ppl to laugh. their disclaimer page states thus;

"National Report is a news and political satire web publication, which may or may not use real names, often in semi-real or mostly fictitious ways. All news articles contained within National Report are fiction, and presumably fake news. Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental."

Kai Nairalanders and their posts sha. Smbody took a picture inside a mosque do you expect her to dress In Bikini

Thanks so much . I have checked the list of programmes on my system and i cant find anything dat luks like dat. I even even deleted so many programes i thnk are not useful to me yet d window keeps popping up. And I use windows 8 was unable to follow thru sm of the steps.

For about 2months now this nuisance window has been popping up in my browser"bannersdontwork". Please computer gurus in the house I need your help. Heard its malicious and can cause serious damage to my files plus its a threat to my online privacy. Thanks in anticipation of your valuable help.

please forward the account details to sparklenspree@yahoo.com

was out to buy a top and one got d inscription 'I will tell your daddy' the shop keeper was trying to market the top to me and i told her I couldnt buy a top with such inscription then she said okay we also d one with 'i will tell your mummy' It really got me laughing. I av a classmate who had a shirt in d front 'SAME SAME' then at d bak 'BUT DIFFERENT' dat shirt made a lecturer name him SAMESAME.

I wish I could share some fun things I'm doin today bein sallah day. I miss home so much, this is the 2nd time I'm doin sallah away from home besides today is a working day in India they are celebrating theirs tomorw I dnt knw why all their thns are always difft frm d rest of the world. Even ,their neighbours Bangladesh and other Asian countries are celebrating today. BTW i av not even sighted any Ram around I hear they kill Buffalo.

Nuzo':
That being said, I guess its shorter to travel from Enugu.
Enugu to Abakaliki is 45mns-1hr. Abakaliki to Ogoja is 30mns. Ogoja to Obudu is 2hrs30mns.

I guess they have repaired d abakaliki to ogoja road as at 2007 I can say that road shd be d worst road in Nigeria if any other road beats dat then theres a problem. After plying dat road I had to do thanks giving for coming out alive.

I have a friend from Zambia who told me that when she was growing up her mum used to tell her to tie a wrapper over her trouser anytime her dad comes back from work. She used to tell her dat she shouldnt wear trousers when her dad is around dat does she want to seduce her dad. I was wondering d need for that but with these kinds of stories mothers cannot be too careful. some of us were very lucky even at 12yrs old I could still sleep in my uncle's room even with my head on his chest. Till I go my bathroom tushed up i had my bath in my dad's bathroom let me say till like 21yrs. sometimes i took naps in my dads room during d day (never spent d night o). these days with all these stories I conclude dat some parents my mum included were quite careless.

aventura: I hope lagosians can see what development means and not the crap they post here. These people have it all but they don't make noise about it. Watch and learn.

yes it is development but ask dat guy dat how is the road from calabar to obudu then you will know dat this is not all wat devpt is abt. this is an elitist development. how many average nigerians can visit this place. if you go by road during d rainy season its double wahala. The place is Wow no doubt dats the first place dat really wowed me.

back to OP nice pictures Obudu ranch is a nice place to be