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Durenttt:
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wish day u join NL, u don dey get babe.


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Durenttt:
Warning: Before i start, i beg those who came here to throw insults or those who behave like their lives depend on "Book" nd believe that the only reason to be in the uni is to "Read,Read and Read".
Pls kindly leave dis thread cos i wont take shii from no-one


Back to topic. I wrote dis specially for those who want to enta the uni. (Truth be told, u didnt come to univresity to read only, u also came there to boost ur social-life and sex-life. So in order to do this u need to choose a course dat can combines both. I dont advice pple to choose Electrical and all related Enginnering courses wey boyz full inside, funny part is dat most of this engineering student wud graduate and come out as Gays, what do u expect when u spent 4 good years with ur fellow boyz).
Here are the courses u shud consider if u agree wit what i said in the bracket above.

1. Computer Science: My own wonderful course. I love this course sooo much bcuz it combines education nd social life equally. If u have an "ish" for computers and also love babes, go for this and beliv me after grad u wont find any job bcuz what u can do with ur computer brings food to ur table. As for me, i plan to programme pornsites and get my delicious money.
2. Mass Communication:
Hmmmmm, girls yapa like catho-lic church 4 here. If u didnt come to school 4 ur future but came to waste time and fvck girls then choose mass com., they are sooo different type of ladies, anyone wey u like both fat, ugly, big-headed, crippled, anorexic, blind, rude, virgin-mary, matured, useless, americana and so on in that course. Even the ugliest boi in the course wud fvck not less than 5babes daily. Can you imagine!!
3. Accountancy and Business related courses: Accountacy ladies are babes, u identify them when u see dem bcuz dey are mostly tall, fresh, pretty and have very good sense of dressing. I heard accountacy babes no dey give toto to guys who no dey their department bcuz their guys have all they need. Lucky guys!!
4. Nutrition, Home management and all related courses: They usually have fewer boyz to girls like 50girls with one or two guys. I even have a friend there and the guy is goodlooking, just dey fvck anyhow. The only problem u can have is the lecturers when they realise say u dey handle the babes, ur own dey.......... Pele!!
5. Public Administration: Twale, na soso womanizers full there. Their babes are always classy, i neva see any yeye babe 4 dat course bfore and their guys are always womanizers. Believe me if u graduate frm Public Admin department and u didnt fvck even ONE girl, chai either u are worst than obasanjo or spirits frm ur village dey haunt u.
6. Medicine, Pharmacy and related courses: Medicine babes are hot, no doubt but most times, they dont have time 4 guys. But not to worry bcuz as a medicine student, every girl in campus wants u bcuz u are a "Medical Doctor".
7. Estate management: Girls dey here. I dont know bout other schools but in my school, estate students dey fvck like say tomorrrrrooow no dey!!
8. Mathematics/ Statistics: Even if girls no dey ur dept. You go still get girls wey dey pursue u especially if u are a math guru. Them go be like "Teach me math, and i'll be all yours" Guy, no fvck up oooooh.
9. Law: Every babe wants a lawyer by her side in case of incasity.
10. Lecturing: Its not a course but after doing ur desired course. Strive nd become a lecturer nd ur life wud never remain the same.


Thanksssss!!

lalasticlala , seun and co come and ban this spam troll

avsnet:
I pray that 'healthfirst' should permit me to reply 'flightz' in english as I will not be revealing any inner code of which such revelation must be in Yoruba. Having said that here is my response to your question - 'fetish'

What is FETISH:
1. It is a charm superstitiously believed to
embody magical powers
2. excessive or irrational devotion to some activity
3. a form of sexual desire in which gratification depends to an abnormal degree on some object or item of clothing or part of the body

Having shown the above, I want to state categorically without mixing words that we are in the era of mental slavery, I will also explain this later.

As for all you found being discussed here, it is what define us from any other tribe or culture all over the world. It is our ORAL tradition, our own KABALAH.

I used to tell people around me that: A solution is the right solution to a problem until proved otherwise. And this is the basis of the development of science. It did not get to where it is today on one jump. It was sequenced bit by bit, add some removing some.

What authority do I have to say all the little I have said above? Here it is;
1. I grew up in the village
2. I hate anything charm while growing up.
3. I'm a keen researcher of why nature works in the way it works.
4. I face an unusual life situation, and have to start testing what works for ME!
5. Part of what works for me is this you call fetish.

Now to some simple story about those points above.

1. Sometimes in 2003, I was faced with a serious challenge that will involve being jailed, and having my uncle deported from the US cos, my accuser wrote about me to the national assembly and some ministries. I ran first to the christian clerics, the Pastor and Prophets said 'work' must be done and the work entails dropping 50k, went to muslim cleric same. Fast forward, my business partner dust his fathers archive, we spent 5naira and it is only if the farm produced planted with salt grows that the matter can come up again.

2. In 2006, I experience extreme poverty, such that any coloured paper appears like money to me. (Who has been there before?). However, in 2004, one uncle from US in Nigeria gave me a sheet of paper and on that paper is written 'Asiri Nla'. Why did he give it to me, because as he said, he told me I'm the only one among our peers who always say 'I will never use a left hand to describe my fathers house' that I always say I'm a typical Yoruba Village Boy living in the City.
Now that sheet of paper was what I carried out its experiment, and within 3week, I got a job that has made me travel to SA, Tanzania, Liberia, France and still counting.
3. Since 2006, I have traverse over 30states of the federation, and if not by air by road, and if by road or air, I only need to imprint Ika Meji on the ground, give the word, rub it off and be on my way. I have never encounter turbulence, robbery or the like.

4. Now the big one was, I was always short on money, until during research I came across a book that details the whole 16Odus, and another with the 256Odus, with the method of checking them out with ordinary ludo dice, I tried it, only to start reading exactly the messages that has been given to me by both Pastor/Prophet/Imam/Alfa/Babalawo since 1982 after secondary school. However, knowing fully well that taboo might just be the reason why some of us experience hardship, I went straight to read the taboos and what interest and change my status may surprise you. The taboo says, in all situation, I must not lament, it says every morning I must greet and thank my ORI, it says I must not allow rain to drain my head. I decided to comply and breakthrough has been the word.

For your information, science today was magic of yesterday. All of them involve using specimen A, B, C, mixed in a predefined manner to give a particular result whether the practitioner believe in it or not.

For your information, all of life is energy in motion, all religion is an attempt to manipulate this energy.

For the Jews, they use Kabbalah, for the Arabs they use their own form of Kabbalah, for the Christians their own Kabbalah too, and for the Yoruba their own Kabbalah, which was bastadised by own own Bishop Crowther when he interpreted the Christian Devil to mean the Yoruba Esu. (Which is not the same thing). Kabbalah for avoidance of doubt means ORAL TRADITION.

It is this ORAL Tradition that all initiates used to lord it over their subjects.
I will like to pause here as some of what I'm telling here are coming up in my little book - The Owners Manual.

I hope I have been of help.

I appreciate your response. I will take my time to read it slowly to digest them all. @op, I'm sorry for typing in English. I communicate better in it, e fi ori jimi.

Lalasticlala, olawalebabs

pelumhee:
Its Out.. OAU PUTME Cutoff Marks (Faculty Of
Environmental Design And Management)
Here are the cut off marks for departments in the
faculty of environmental design and
management.
Architecture :
Merits - 237.5
Ekiti - 237
Lagos - 206
Ogun - 235.5
Ondo - 239
Osun - 230.5
Oyo - 242
ELDA - 210.5
Building :
Merits - 241
Ekiti - 200
Lagos - 200
Ogun - 200
Ondo - 200
Osun - 200
Oyo - 200
ELDA - 200
Urban and Regional Planning :
Merits - 204
Ekiti - 200
Lagos - 200
Ogun - 200
Ondo - 200
Osun - 200
Oyo - 200
ELDA - 200
Quantity Surveying :
Merits - 205.5
Ekiti - 200
Lagos - 200
Ogun - 200
Ondo - 200
Osun - 200
Oyo - 200
ELDA - 200
Fine Art :
Merits - 249.5
Ekiti - 225.5
Lagos - 225
Ogun - 235
Ondo - 230.5
Osun - 242.5
Oyo - 230
ELDA - 200
Estate Management :
Merits - 200
Ekiti - 200
Lagos - 200
Ogun - 200
Ondo - 200
Osun - 200
Oyo - 200
ELDA - 200

You got this from where pls?

salmonlekan:
any fine arts student or faculty of environmental and design management(EDM)?

what is the cut of mark for fine arts?

My sudden love for traditional fashion baffles me.. Cute thread

How time flies, it was fun in those days..

Is a admission list out? Either on Jamb site or elsewhere?

drizslim:
Op U Sounding Like Once A Victim

I'm hoping you aren't a medic, is dat wat u were tot in school?

Was this thread put on front page? I'm amazed by the number of views.... This thread got me thinking; does doing things stated here make one fetish? Eshe

OrlandoOwoh:
You're saying rubbish. There is Eliza nurse aka auxiliary nurse.

go fucccck yourself, its obvious I'm talking to a slowman. No offence

OrlandoOwoh:
I know of some young girls who, after leaving secondary schools but yet to get the required number of credit in WAEC or NECO to further their education, chose to be "nurses." They are "trained" in some private hospitals. Does it make sense equating these girls with those that got the required number of credits, got to the university, graduated and did housemanship in a teaching hospital or any recognized private clinic like St. Nicholas in Lagos? BTW most of the nurses I used to see years back in OAU Teaching Hospital, Ile-Ife were male, wearing white trousers and blue shirts. What do you say?

you are mixing things up. You become a nurse by either doing the 3years diplomate (in a schl of nursing, every state in nigeria has at least 1 of such) or d 5years degree course(in the university). I know about those who are trained by greedy doctors, they are not nurse or aux. nurse, I call them servants. True, people call them nurses but they aren't and I'm saying the term aux nurse doesn't not exist officially. People came with the term aux nurse to distinguish them from the real nurse but I'm saying they shldnt be referred to anything nursing! And nurses does go on housemanship.

butanep:
Thank you our male nurse. lol


Keeping doing nursing as a guy when your mate are during medicine. Later you will claim you are a doctor.

I'm not a nurse neither am I a doctor but I detest ignorance.. Nursing is not exclusive of the females. You probably don't know they exist cos ppl erroneously call dem doctors. With yur logic, females shouldn't be involved in sports right? Also, your won't allow a female barber to groom yyour hair and head? I repeat, send yourself to the 21st and quit the hatered and jealousy. You probably studied biochm and your jealousy they earn more than you do.

OrlandoOwoh:
Na lie! You want to compare an Eliza nurse aka auxiliary nurse whose qualification upon "admission" to be trained as a nurse is WAEC or NECO to a graduate of nursing that spent 5-6 years in the university and another one in a teaching hospital? Does Eliza nurse know what a cadaver is?

they are not called aux. nurse. Both are Nurses. Aux nurse does not exist. pls don't be misguided and prejudiced.. I knw dats hw u knew it to be but unlearn it and tak wat m givin u now.. Both are RN.. The diff is, doz who spent 3years in nursin schl could nt get past a particular grade level while those wt BNsc rise to the very peak.. Both write same qualifying exams and both are started on d same grade level in Nigeria(this shldnt be so bt politics is involved). I hope u are cleared? You can ask questions.

butanep:
Of all the profession available for guyz, you decided to key into nursing.

Who do you?

stop the jealousy and hatred. It won't solve your problem, also, send yourself to the 21th century, its obvious you re livin in the stone age. Bloody sexist.

OrlandoOwoh:
The nurses should calm down. Ndume was not refering to nurses that graduated from Nursing in the university, but "Nurse Eliza" aka auxiliary nurse that are commonly seen in private hospitals.

nothin like aux. Nurse. U are eithher a nurse or non. Those seen in privates ppl trained by some greedy doctors who refuse to employ registered nurse. And wether u aTtend a sch of nursin or grad frm nursin in the uni, u are both reg nurse. Thank you

Mbediogu:
wondaful. Chai Naija. Howman go be nurse again? chai. okay. Can we call you mid husband? I never see man nurse before. o o. true.

you probably live in the bush.

Truckpusher:
If you can't cook moi moi right then you've got every right to kill your mom and aunts.
Jeez! . Any Nigerian girl that was born and bred in Nigeria that can't cook moi moi should be burnt alive.

you a savage!!!!! Gerrarahia mhen

babosky2008:
you displayed your talent in writing articles. do keep it up. I scored you 8 in content, 7 in organisation, expression of your experience earned you 8 and lastly, u got 8 in mechanical accuracy.

Now we know you mark English SSCE.

noblemails:
5ft 10 inches is just 2 inches away from 6ft lol you cant even tell the difference really especially if your not next to someone who is 6ft. i guess u got it all wrong

5"8 is the average for male and 5"5 for females. 5"10 is more than tall CC: tosyne2much

KillaBeans:
To all you girls discriminating against short guys like me and others. God will judge. And y'all better start training yourselves on how to fast and pray cuz redemption camp, mfm prayer city, etc..... awaits you.

hahahaha, this bro has taken it personal. See, you better work hard on being successful, useful and a force to be reckoned with and forget about girls! Don't kill ur self esteem wt negative thinking... There's more to life than physique not to even talk about heights.. My two cents.

kraftsta:
Ur coment leave me with no other option dan to conclude dat dia is compete generational loss of wisdom running in ur gene...I would av explained more abt ur mental/psychological condition to u buh I don't think u will grab ma explanation...so lemme help u n summarize...(Am trying to explain to u da u came out from a generation of IMBECILES)

baba don take am personal. You wan make the guy die?

temitimx19:
Rest in Peace Uncle.. My dad is still in shock following your death, despite all your good works, the love, the care you showered upon the Ogunniyi's family, Death still stole you away.
If you ask me, you don't deserve to die. Rest in Peace Uncle..

E rokun. Eyin baba gha sian.

V0lv0:
how did you know

lols, iffa hear

psychologist:
Rip

Between hope he didn't fail anybody from Edo or okija lately

BTW means 'by the way' and not between.


I saw the man for the first and last time during our matriculation. RIP Prof.

eminikansoso:
go back to the thread and have a thorough look at it. i never and will never support abortion

kk

CC: fynestboi lalasticlala

bizfirst:
What perfect landscaping! But alas, many would rather admire than apply. Boko boys, see your life?

You probably haven't been to the north and most likely think they don't go to school. The number of people applying outweights the carrying capacity. Do not be decieved, the school cannot fully admit the qualified indigenes of the state. Forget about the media hype.

agarawu23:
you are one of the silly fvcking troll I have known so far.

This early morning huh?

she most probably stole the pix on her profile.

angiography:
Did u notice the relative 'calmness' during the periods of the deadlines and compare the situation with the few past months??


See...I frequent banks sooo much...and there are days in which banks had only 1, 2, 3 persons the whole day only for that number to soar to hundreds a day anytime CBN sets her deadline...


I wonder, why waiting till deadline b4 getting things done...I put it to our non chalant attitudes






Sure I agree the banks have to take some blames for this linking of a thing saga, but I would say the time given was more than enough.

Hello. Do you mean after registering and getting the BVN, you will have to go back to the bank and link it? Why are these people like this? I asked the lady who attended to me during the biodata reg. emphatically if that was all I needed to do and she replied affirmatively.

V0lv0:
I was simply telling you her mix. It's not about mothers state versus father's state. It's not a competing and in this day and is kinda primitive. She is biracial and that's what she is.

You do know that Lola Rae for example her father is British and her mother is Ghanaian. But she was born in Nigeria and she claims Nigeria too. So according to your interpretation she is White and British

Lola Rae, is that you?