₦airaland Forum

How e come take konshain me?

R2bees: goal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a strike by TARIBO WEST

Isn't it too late to be taking weed?

zeemore: THAT IS A LIE.... KONGA.COM IS FAR WORSE THAN JUMIA.... KONGA HAS NEVER DELIVERED AN ITEM TO ME IN ABUJA... NEVER. THE LAST ITEM I ORDERED AND CLICKED ON PAY ON DELIVERY, TILL TODAY, 4 WEEKS LATER, STILL HAS NOT ARRIVED. TUFIA!!!!

The "LIE" here is relative. I ordered a phone on Konga, and they delivered before their customary 6-4 working days (In Abj, that is). Two weeks ago, I also got two apple earpods from them, and they delivered it to me w/out any qualms (This time in Awka). Disclaimer: Online trading in Nigeria isn't fun.

nikkypearl: Hmm!make I check if I gt big bombay

Done checking? What did you find out?

gunuvi: 3 is a crowd. sorry o I dey very stingy

Hia... Okay o!

gunuvi: thanks for the advice. I enjoy nkwobi so much o. are you available. I get banga and other accessories

I fit join?

SpaceGoatt: *brushing*

stop brushing bro.

So spacegoatt is actually smart? Never knew that.

*in Omawunmi's voice* If you ask me...

Konga remains relatively better than Jumia. I have sworn against buying anything from Jumia after my bitter black friday shopping experience with them.

hifaif: You are the one withdrawn from reality. What has happened to the case concerning the Aluu4 and countless other cases of jungle justice that have been swept under the carpet. You might never know how withdrawn you are from reality until you are cheated in a Nigerian court of law.

The ALUU 4 case? It's still on. Prosecuting a case of such magnitude isn't a one-day affair. In law, he who affirms must prove... have you got any proof of injustice suffered by you or your cronies in a Nigerian court?

Hollandia abi na Hollandais or Hollandis is withdrawn from reality. Pardon the ill-mannered and ill-informed lady who doesn't know that Dino Melaye is not a member of the current national assembly. Please NLers forgive her, she skipped her meds.

They've been around since the beginning of time.

We're knee-deep in poo.

SpaceGoat: gett outside of my trend!!

I was never inside your thread...you see, it's not a house.

SpaceGoat: plead no insalt !!

oh... not again! it's "insult" and not "insalt"...

SpaceGoat: insalt ?? pleas dont insalt. im trying to help male guys out

Help MALE guys out? Geeze! Oh my fvcking... Grow up, and don't forget to nurture your grammar while you are at it.

Kennyfancy: u deserve to die

haba! For what? Ibori is a thief who deserves to do a long time behind bars.

5.00GP:
GOATLUCK WILL FREE JAMES IBORI ....

WHEN WILL IBO STOP TARNISHING THE REPUTATION OF NIGERIA

daft niccur. Is Jonathan an ibo man? Ibo pipo don suffer.

youngestfool: :O

your name suits you.

Wake up Mr. Man. We've allowed europeans to tell us much horse-sh.t about our selves! When would you and those who think like you wake up to the realities on ground?

odua boy: They forgot to add this part in the movie

[b][/b] In 2011 President Jonathan Promised to Rebuild
or Repair Nigeria's Roads. This Advert From ABC
Transport Company (a Private Company) Is Proof
He Is Fulfilling This Promise. Did I read right? Even T.V adverts are used as criterias in measuring good governance? SMDH. We're screwed in this country, the opposition sucks... but the givt of the day is utter horsesh.t.

Haters must hate! #GGMU

majalisa: u are using MTN I guess

yeah

Anaegboka: What did he steal from you? I am sure you are not from Anambra state.

what he stole from me? Where did the money meant for the Anambra state local gov't system go? FYI I'm from Amawbia in Awka South. Ngene to be more precise.

I can't download or update apps on playstore. I keep getting error 400 reports each time I try.

My state governor ( Mr. Peter Obi ) should be no. 1. Ugh... how I hate that crook!

Dafurq! Freedom of speech is a fundamental human right!.... unless you're in Saudi...ck Arabia.

PetroDolla2: GBAM! I BILLION LIKES

na which day this pipo go get sense? Thank God I am not a Ghanian.