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NwaAmaikpe:


Cheap Malala Yousafzai wannabe.

NwaAmaikpe:


Banky W brought his curse to Etisalat.


No brand associated with Banky ever lasts.

It was even a terrible business idea to pay him that much for their theme song from their capital.

Angelyna:
Hi Mr, firstly I think you don't love or trust your wife a bit,
actually you thought you did... A marriage of just 18months? I fear your home will have enough ups and downs. See go and write today's day down, you will be sorry you ever doubted your wife, if I were the wife, I swear I'll make life miserable for you after the confirmation of the paternity... Some of you men are still boys but you jump into marriage. Fine! You saw your wife chat with another guy but to me it doesn't call for doubting the paternity. Those people advising you to chase her out, they're still mama's boy so what advice can they give.... In short I'm vexing right now... Enough said sha... You guys still have a long way to go and more work to do

MicroBox:
Op Are you sure you are old enough to be a husband?
You are expected to quietly play along all through this period, home kit paternity test is available everywhere, Both old and new technology are also available to know 99.9 percent of who the father is.
You have already damage but not destroy your marriage with this suspicion.
When I took my wife for Ultra Sound Scan test, our calculation is far different from the result in-terms of the date she concieve (weeks difference ) but I am keeping cool until....
Though I read that, Ultra Sound Scan result always come with Plus or Minus two weeks.
Please just go tell your wife that you are sorry and make sure she forget about it before putting to bed. Anytime she raise the issue, tell her that you're just so upset about the chat and nothing more. Definitely after she put yo bed, she will immediately ask you to go for the test. Please and please never forget to tell her that you are sorry that she should forget about that....
But Dude, Please secretly collect the specimen, run to the lab and be sure of the baby paternity.

Bahddo:
nice logic. Most (not all) guys can't do it, but since one woman can (never mind how many men can), women can do it better. I wonder how that even made any sense to you. No wonder they say women are illogical.

Evaberry:
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A broke man is a broke man
leave all this nonsense alone
The worst disease in this life is poverty and I pity the soul of anyman that's broke

in my opinion broke men should be castrated or thrown to the dogs

Ezionye:
Something that shd be normal is crazy to you?

saaedlee:
I had just 300k in my account;home and abroad. One Sunday, I went to pick my girl for church from their house only to see her carrying water in her head, stood there n made calls so a borehole can be drilled the next day. Ended up spending all the money (300k)the next day for the drilling, tank stand and tank. 2 days later, my car engine knocked n she broke up with me.

ednut1:
submitted my nysc final allawe to woman. 39600

DavidEsq:
Abeg NLder, una epp me. My madam glo sub is just 5 days to go but her 3 gig never shake . I've been trying to connect the hotspot, I don dey sweat since mning
Edakun, una epp me how I go take know the hotspot password for Gionee G3 pad? She doesn't know it and my chest is doing me somehow, knowing the 3 gig wee com an go like dat. Una epp me o

Benita27:
And when the asshole becomes as wide as the pussy on the long run, what'll be the next option?.

missyadorable:
Afonja and indiscriminate child birth

Quote me and Run Mad

NwaAmaikpe:
He is so lucky...he won't need to buy a coffin when he dies.

He should just clean up the coffin and store it well.


For the human parts..if it were me, I'd wash it well, dry it and use it for Okazi soup.

NwaAmaikpe:


Odunlade Adekola.... The famous mediocre Yoruba actor who is more celebrated for his memes than his movies.



Lost all respect for the actor when I saw him acting like a lunatic raining curses on people peddling rumours about him.


U be Lunatic!


No comment whatsoer for Korede....but somebody should please dash him Nixoderm

NwaAmaikpe:


Your mom is one of the few wise women left in your place.

She gave you that advise because your family can never afford the transport fare to the East let alone the marriage list.

I'd advice you to impregnate an Agege bread seller and leave Igbo women for the more fortunate.

NwaAmaikpe:


Please learn from my mistake...

I regret not discussing anal and oral during courtship.

Now the only time something wet touches my Dogo is when I am bathing with foam sponge.

rabonni:
Gionee m6 remains the best phone I have used so far

salford1:
mmc has done me strong thing too. In my own case, alot of my photos and videos are not accessible any more, and the card sometimes freezes the phone. I run my phone without a memory card now. I just transfer my content to my laptop.

It's an original sandisk card. It did not even last up to 6 months.

Intellad:
not cute, I hate guys with nail lips.. I love big lips, give me something to chew when I kiss ... . damn i'm loosing it here

godunia:
We don't have 1 passport in Nigeria

M2dX:
Pls, i want to get nigerian passport but i dont driving licence or national id card, can apply with my state id card?