₦airaland Forum

Kebabs:
Op so u're an ashi? Hmmmmmm

Nope.
Good things that bad girls do.

crazygod:
What is ashi

Question young people asked

crazygod:
Op are u related to flirty Karen?

If you see two ashi bearing the same name, does it make them related?

Hern:
No woman can make my john thomas stand when i'm receiving my salary NEWLY

But they will make it stand after receiving it and your JT will control your brain dictating the direction of your erection leading to over spending...

Women have the power the of manipulation! This is how a man will emptied his savings without juju working on him. Fear women! Don't allow a seductive lady near you when withdrawing money from the ATM.

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More photos

http://www.follownewsupdate.com/2016/09/red-scorpion-surrender-their-weapons.html

"Red Scorpion" Militants Surrender Their Weapons And Charms In Imo (photos)

Today, another dreaded militant group known as "the red scorpion", finally surrendered their arms and ammunition in the presence of the state Governor Owelle Rochas Okorocha, in respect to the amnesty programme offered to them by the government of Imo state.

http://www.follownewsupdate.com/2016/09/red-scorpion-surrender-their-weapons.html

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Nigerians need to read this Where are the pastors, their family and friends?
Cc: lalasticlala
This suppose to be joke

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Why Nigerians like to dey carry rumours ..Some ignorant people will start to withdraw their money...

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Who is really wicked?
Many states are owing workers salary, for example Delta state LG workers are been owed 10 months salary. Many of these workers children have been sent from school because of school fees. Landlords have given some quit notice. Other expenses are still on their head. On Sunday they go to church and one so called man of God is hammering on tithe. That God will punish anyone robbing Him, telling members to show their tithe card. Should someone who haven't been paid 10 month salary be dashing his pastor money? If yes, where will he see the money? Should he go and steal just to pay the pastor , after all no pastor cares about the source of the money as long it is flow into the so called house of God? Should he borrow to pay his pastor and not borrow to pay his house rent and also his children's school fees?

He want to be appreciated or recognized by Mr president..Or probably looking for cheap national award..

dollyjoy:
Everyone knows a true Christian is one that walks righteously in the ways of God.



I don't understand the unecessary threads people create these days self

Not everyone know o.
The fact you know doesn't mean everyone knows. Some people a true christian is one that pays tithe and do charity..

Bleeping is allow

A true Christian will never fornicate, commit adultery, watch porn, steal someone's boyfriend or girlfriend.

But if your partner leaves you cos of me, it not stealing..I didnt ask for it.

Back to matter, the Bible suppose not use the word fornicator cos it look like a funny person. Adultery also resemble sins committed by adult..

Anyway I am a true Christian. My below the belt is still fresh..Maybe I am only a spoilt true Christian.

Congrat to them..
See how the girl is feeling..
Like the thing dey totori am..just a ring in the finger feeling like she is fingered..

You guys are quick to condemn homosexuals but you celebrate fornication.
Hypocrites

Op well said but then I know of some churches that excommunicate wrong doers..
But most churches dont..

I ve said so many times make dem scrap this program, na waste life..

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This cant happen in Nigeria...If it happen here, they will say the student use jass on her or the guy sabi work for under her legs..

JixNation:
flirtyjane why you call me mumu nah.
beside you are just jealous.

Jealous keh?

JixNation:
the ukwu is good for my body and soul

Mumu, na shit dey there..See waitin good for your body and soul..lol.

Experience have showed that those are abstain from premarital sex are best when it comes to fidelity. When you are single, you are free to nack any girl or man but yet you didnt..Is it when you are married you will starting smashing punanis?

Virgin men are more likely to remain faithful than those who have sex a lot women cos they will never be satisfied with their wife honey pot..

Same apply to ladies that has taken different size and shape of joysticks..She will always want her man dick look that any of the guys she has once tasted..Many previous guys suck below and her husband doesnt suck, she will look for men outside..

Like op has said, it is not real. The concept only make sense. Any lady can do this in real life to two guys can also take on two guys in bed same time..
just saying..

It is the level of foolish love. But in honesty we all love differently. Many people have committed suicide for love. If only they have a second chance, I dont think they would have done so.

MOD
Lalasticlala

Op
Blame the pastors.
They no longer preach against premarital sex.
They talk of money, tithe, offering and prosperity.

They don't expelled unrepentant sinners cos they want to retain their members.

Church leaders dey lash, and on Sunday will come to church acting like they are in spirit.