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Romance › Re: Confused Fellow by flolancracker: 11:31pm On Sep 01, 2013
demelza: I am splendid.
Thanks for asking.
Anytime. I'm stalkingwatching. grin
Romance › Re: Confused Fellow by flolancracker: 11:30pm On Sep 01, 2013
tydi: Ow u take mean say I ß LEARNER?
grin calm down..^ you'd state somewhere on this thread that the desperate girl is your 1st (I.e your present is †he 2nd). Does that not make you a learner? undecided
Romance › Re: Confused Fellow by flolancracker: 11:27pm On Sep 01, 2013
demelza: Hi Flolan! smiley
hey, howdy? Hope you're good? smiley
Literature › Re: Fan Of Mangas ? Let's Join And Discuss Here! by flolancracker: 11:12pm On Sep 01, 2013
sad where's sangirl? sad
Romance › Re: Confused Fellow by flolancracker: 11:08pm On Sep 01, 2013
tydi: ......@1...for makin sure shez ok..are you advicin me 2 accept her bck?

@2...no gurl wil ß ok wif such developmnt..der must ß jealousy

@3....I reserve ma comments..2 avoid kidnappers
grin

- 1) I'm not, that was just a FACTOR. Who knows, maybe she's got some disease she wanna dash out.

- 2) wink you might be surprised wink you must be learner, no offence grin

- 3) grin kidnapper on a faceless forum? grin whatever gets you off bro grin
Romance › Re: Confused Fellow by flolancracker: 11:02pm On Sep 01, 2013
demelza: Tydi are you thinking of your present girl in this situation? How will she feel if she finds out you are considering your ex?
Besides I dont think your ex is coming with any good intentions.
Let bygones be bygones, she belongs in the past. Leave her there.
kiss hey, evening sweeri smileywink
Romance › Re: Confused Fellow by flolancracker: 10:57pm On Sep 01, 2013
A 3SOME comes to mind... grin but,

1) Make sure she's medically okay grin

2) Would your girl be okay with that? huh

3) grin OP, if you're rich, she might be after your papers.
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge For Men - Season 4(the D-day) by flolancracker: 10:40pm On Sep 01, 2013
caseless: lick my oga as'ssss{lmoa}
huhhuhhuhhuh?
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge For Men - Season 4(the D-day) by flolancracker: 10:31pm On Sep 01, 2013
Dyt: Who do I choose?
In as much as I liked both write ups, it softens me wen someone/people say who exactly I am
I hate to admit it
So on dis ground, I will say sorry guys
Non of u captured my hrt
Bt I owe u both lunch
*smiles*
[size=30pt]LESSON OF †HE DAY :

DO NOT WOO A MARRIED WOMAN sad
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Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge For Men - Season 4(the D-day) by flolancracker: 10:26pm On Sep 01, 2013
Ishsoph: I talk am. They failed simple instruction. Dyt I doff my hat 4 u. U're a woman of strong character! Lmoa.
I still don't get this your 'LMOA'. huh
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge For Men - Season 4(the D-day) by flolancracker: 10:05pm On Sep 01, 2013
ayobase: People, I started knowing Dyt from this thread, "https://www.nairaland.com/897685/share-sexiest-craziest-funniest-unforgettable"

From there I started compiling her attributes....

She is adventurous, open-minded, beautiful, priceless, funny, natural, loving, caring, sophisticated, wonderful......hmmmm, let me stop there, I don't wanna make someone jealous!

But, she could be so sophisticated (complex) sometimes, but I do know what to do.

Even D-exp said a bit of my heart about her;

"......of knowing how wonderful you are, the beauty of your personality, your charming presence, sealed by your soft heart. It was a privilege i got close........."

She indeed has those qualities. I do so much appreciate them, but they are never the reasons why I fell in love with this woman here. Its UNCONDITIONAL and SOOO DEEP. I grew into loving her, and I'm still growing!

She also did confess my confession about love;

"For me
Its LOVE
When there's love
U have everything
Love is God
Love is life
Love is patient
Love is me n you
Love is us, regardless of race,height,colour,religion,sex, anyth"

But, my problem is that sometimes.....

I could be angry.
I could be sad.
I could be very lonely.
I could be so annoying.
I could be so bitter.

....WITHOUT a THOUGHT of her.

And on a very good and promising day.....

I could be so pleasing.
I could be so happy.
I could be so strong.
I could be so friendly.
I could be so loving.

....WITH JUST a THOUGHT of this beautiful, wonderful and should-I-say-yes-to-him-after-this-epistle woman.

If my EVERYDAY is gonna ALWAYS be promising with JUST a mere THOUGHT of her, then what is her PRESENCE gonna bring into my life?

With her PRESENCE, then....

I WILL be the happiest man.
I WILL be the most caring man.
I WILL be the strongest man.
I WILL be the most enthusiastic man.
I WILL be the most friendly man
I WILL be the most loving man.

A woman needs not to struggle when she is pleasing to her man.

#facing Dyt now#

Dyt, you are the only THIN LINE between 'OUR' COULD and WILL.

Life COULD be so meaningless to me WITHOUT a THOUGHT of you baby. I want it to be MORE meaningful with ur PRESENCE in my life.

Dyt, it hurts so much when no one can share my view of how much I LOVE YOU. It is so deep within. You can't fathom it, even words can't solidly express it.

I don't mind the opportunity-cost to having you, cos you have always right from the beginning.

#On his knee, and looking up into her eyes while he holds her hands#

Please Dyt, can we do this....can u give me the ONE chance to prove and reciprocate what your PRESENCE is gonna bring into my life?

Please, I want u to be the only sim in my phone!

Don't take that too serious, just wanna see u smile......

Oooh, your soothing, re-assuring and magical voice uttering; "Good night and sweet dreams darling.....I Love You" and "Good morning darling....do have a great day ahead......I Love You" is okay to take cater for my inactive and active moments till the end of time with you.

Dyt, pls be mine.

I promise to always be there for you and to always make you happy!

The question is are you gonna be happy with me till the end of time?

If you are not....hmmmmm, then say NO, cos I want you to be ALWAYS happy/fulfilled with me or without me!

Left for me Dyt, I prefer to have ur PRESENCE, so that I can retain the THOUGHT!




#which one do u still prefer, the Murano or MDX?"

In Banky W voice...#would you be my lover...yes no yes no yes........ejikelele, ehn ehn ehn.........#
DyT can't read all these, can she? Thought she'd state that she's got night blindness grin ...no offence
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge For Men - Season 4(the D-day) by flolancracker: 9:56pm On Sep 01, 2013
grin murimoney's plan to google-paste got busted yesterday..so he took †he easy route..GHOSTGUEST-MODE.
Celebrities › Re: Video: Beverly Osu Confirms 2shotz Abused Her While They Were Dating by flolancracker: 9:40pm On Sep 01, 2013
skales: U need to go get your head examined..crazy biitch.
undecided how dare you bro
Celebrities › Re: Video: Beverly Osu Confirms 2shotz Abused Her While They Were Dating by flolancracker: 9:38pm On Sep 01, 2013
jemman: I Think d gal is just looking for a way to remain in the news jare. in saturday punch of 31 Aug ,she said it wasnt 2shot who beat joor. Bleep her
NO,












Phuck you!
Celebrities › Re: Video: Beverly Osu Confirms 2shotz Abused Her While They Were Dating by flolancracker: 9:34pm On Sep 01, 2013
dplomaticVal: hey, it's lucid tht the bıtch wants to vilify 2shot by all means in order to achıev her sınıster motıve undecided. you'll only undstd whn u start thınkıng wıt yo brain Ω not yo penıs
huh So you using your brain find abusive relationships okay? If YES, no offence intended bro, I think you need to have your brain checked smiley
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge For Men - Season 4(the D-day) by flolancracker: 9:18pm On Sep 01, 2013
Tf is happening tonight? huh
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge For Men - Season 4(the D-day) by flolancracker: 8:46pm On Sep 01, 2013
ayobase: Damn!
He just stole my line!
grin lool
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge For Men - Season 4(the D-day) by flolancracker: 8:40pm On Sep 01, 2013
dopeJemi: [b]
I'lL aLways be by ur side and be with u tru d Hard times, D sad times and of course d good times

Leave olofofo make dem talk, our love big pass dem

Over n over again, I'll tell u hau much I Love, cherish and adore U

Viva forever, I'lL aLways be here waiting 4 u Like d sun

Everytime I see ur moniker, my heart skips a beat, what av u done 2 me

You r d 1 I wanna spend d rest of my life with, d girL dat will bear my Last name, d girL I wanna show 2 d world, d girL I won't stop telling my friends about, d girL dat will carry my kids, d girL I wilL show 2 my parents and d girL I wanna marry

One of a kind, dats what u are

Under ur umbrelLa is where I wanna be

God knows d things I say r directLy 4rm my heart and true

Real Love is what I av 4 u and nothing can change dat

E no get one day wen I dey see u wen body no dey totori me

Everything abt just makes so much sense

DeviL sef know say our Love hot pass Im hell fire

I Love u die Like say 2moro no dey

Ever faithful I'll be, ever Lasting, our love will remain

Nau read d first Letter of each sentence straight down[/b]
[size=20pt]WOW![/size]
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge For Men - Season 4(the D-day) by flolancracker: 7:11pm On Sep 01, 2013
smiley ....okay..
Romance › Re: .. by flolancracker: 6:50pm On Sep 01, 2013
angry you kissed another dude and your bf knows about it and didn't flip? angry no offence, your bf is either kissing someone else too or angry hoping for a 3some which includes †he guy u cheated with angry no offence
Celebrities › Re: Photo Of The Day: [is This Fashion Or Craziness??] See This Lady.. by flolancracker: 6:42pm On Sep 01, 2013
embarassed damnnn
Celebrities › Re: Hit or Miss? Beverly Osu's Outfit To Rubbin Minds' Show Today by flolancracker: 6:37pm On Sep 01, 2013
greatgod2012: That type of gown is meant for decent ladies.
undecided like you haven't got some dirty deeds of yours..NOBODY's perfect.
Celebrities › Re: Video: Beverly Osu Confirms 2shotz Abused Her While They Were Dating by flolancracker: 6:27pm On Sep 01, 2013
dplomaticVal: Free the dude. bıtch
NO, you free †he lady. bıtch! angry what's your p? You back abusive relationships huh? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: My E-crush On Adaobi123 by flolancracker: 6:19pm On Sep 01, 2013
adaobi123: You'll have your e crush soon wink
undecided no friggin way..oh wait, I've got one. Some mrs..chima..I'd love to crush that ugly face of hers..gringrin just kiddin..
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: My E-crush On Adaobi123 by flolancracker: 6:15pm On Sep 01, 2013
lildurk: Check her profile
location: london

That's all.
sexkillz: [color=#000030]grin grin
grin He likes the way you speak British accent ONLINE. . . Falls from chair. grin
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gringrin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: My E-crush On Adaobi123 by flolancracker: 3:22pm On Sep 01, 2013
lildurk: Since this is a faceless forums, I have gathred the nerve to make Adaobi123 as my E-Crush. The way she speaks her british accent melt my heart into liquid, she seem to intelligent like the great albert einstein, they said no one is perfect but Adaobi123 is.
..and you know this how? undecided
Celebrities › Re: Which Of These Celebrities Rocks The Bald Hair Better? by flolancracker: 2:27pm On Sep 01, 2013
Who †he hell are these people? huh They look sick
Romance › Re: She Said "All Men Deserve To Be Slaves To Women" by flolancracker: 1:58pm On Sep 01, 2013
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]100% agree. grin[/quote]smh..
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Francis Bows For Queen Rania Of Jordan by flolancracker: 1:16pm On Sep 01, 2013
cool Btw, she's beautiful..

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