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Nice one!!!

amedu sikira bl: Rita baby ure on point

i didn't see d beauty in her

dominique: Why our rep kon old like this? Thot the maximum age was 25.

i no knw say u self see am oo, i thought i'm d only one dat notice dat

U guys don't even knw if he feels somtin 4 d lady or nt cos he didn't mention dat just dat she is after his money, i personally think if u don't want somtin then u stop it immediately it happens, it seems u dnt really knw wat u wnt, i dnt blame her, if u wil get married 2 her let her knw and if u can't let her go, follow ur mind

Did anybody notice dat her face?, very bulgy and wit different contours, nt straight @ all

[quote
author=galas]Yes, it true d first list is out, but the form is still on
sale cos there are still more list 2 be release till next year,u can
call me on 08182090264 to explain better to you.[/quote]ok thanks, wil get back 2 u

galas: Yes, sure.

i thought d list 4 d part time is out already, so hw come?...i'm even confused

galas: D list will be out very soon, probably by december,or u can get the part-time form.

re u sayin d part time form is still out?

Stesibelle17: Pls,wen is d last list goin 2 b out

seems we re in d same shoes, i also score 59, i chose bus. Admin b4 and i purchase change of course 4 statistics, dnt knw wat my fate wil be....

Remilekun Enlighten People Like You
YATCH

I dnt blame u, people can be annoyin at times, Just be yourself and stay happy always, dat alone can make u gain weight, i remember people use 2 say things 2 me because i'm tall and nt fat but nt skinny,d kind of tallness dat doesn't even need an inch heel,somtims i walk past a group of guys dey debate abt my height, some sayin dey dnt lik it, others opposin it,i tried takin drugs 2 gain weight but since its nt wat is meant 4 me, i did nt gain any weight, i just maintain my esteem and i am always proud of myself

U already knw d answer
can u eat one noodles prepared wit 1500 grinded-pepper?

abohrandy: Well ma MAMA all ways tot me to make do wif the lil I have dats why we managing u guys!!!

don't let ur barbie hear dat

Slap.....for ur personal text on ur profile

adaobi123: i find her scary

very very scary, just lik a fairy creature

God!!!

Why can't u guys marry d oyinbos u re praisin?, nigerian girl bad, u still dey follow dem, just go over there and marry this ladies and u will see wat sufferness means in a relationship.....wen u ave a very slight disagreement with ur oyinbo wife and she pulls out a gun, then u wil com back hom

U knw d usual stuff wen someone wants 2 buy garri (cassava flakes), d first thing most pple do is 2 test and ask this question
"se garri yi kon"
can som1 translate it 2 english
lets educate ourselves

i have 4 names, d islamic one, one 4rm dad, one 4rm grandma and d last i heard was because i was born wen dad was celebratin his coronation so i was givin oyetunmilara imagine, not unlik my bro dat has up 2 20 names because mom undergo surgery wen givin birth 2 him so all d family members dat visited us gave him their own name
but i think 4 is ok

[quote
author=candygosh]@op you should have said what's the longest word in
the english dictionary. Gosh, there are lots of dico now, english,
french, german, spanish, etc.
Well below are some pretty long words.
 

1. Honorificabilitudinita - Tibus (27 letters)

The word occurs in Shakespeare's play Love's Labour's Lost, and means
"with honorablenesses."
2. Antidisestablishmentarianism(28 letters)

The word means, according Funk & Wagnalls New Standard Dictionary
of the English Language, "a doctrine of opposition to
disestablishment (withdrawal of state patronage, support, or
exclusive recognition from a church)". 


3. Floccinaucinihilipipification (29 letters)

This is found in the Oxford English Dictionary, and means "the action
or habit of estimating something as worthless".

4. Supercalifragilisticeplalidocious (34 letters)

From the movie Mary Poppins. It means "god".

5. Praetertranssubstantiationalistically (37 letters)

Used by Mark McShane in his novel Untimely Ripped (1963). It means
the act of surpassing the act of transubstantiation, which refers
specifically to the transformation of the bread and wine into the
body and blood of Christ during the Roman Catholic mass.

6. Hepaticocholecystostcholecystenterostomy(40 letters)

Found in Gould's Medical Dictionary. It is defined as "the surgical
formation of a passage between the gall bladder and hepatic duct,
on the one hand, andbetween the intestine and he gall bladder, on the
other".

7. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosts
(45 letters)

Found in Webster's New Collegiate Dictionary, 8th edition. It is
"a 
pneumoconiosis caused by the inhalation of very fine silicate or quartz
dust". It occurs especially in miners.

8. Antipericatametaanaparcircumvolutiorectumgustpoops 
of the coprofied (50 letters)

The title of a book on a shelf in a library in the classic ribald work
Gargantua and Pantagruel, by Francois Rabelais.

9. Osseocarnisanguineoviscericartilagininervomedullary  
(51 letters)

A team that describes the structure of the human body; it occurs in
Heading Hall (1861), a novel by Thomas Love Peacock.

10. Aequeosalinocalcalinoceraceoaluminoscupreovitriolic 
(52 letters) 

Describes the composition of the spa wters at Bristol, in
Gloucestershire, England. The word was coined by an English medical
writer, Dr. Edward Strother (1675 - 1737).

11.Bababadalgharaghtakamminapronnkonnbronntonnepronnt-
uonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordeenenthurnuk  
(100 letters)

This word is on the first pate of Finegans Wake by James Joyce, and is
a symbolic thunderclap representing the fall of Adam and Eve.
(Other 100-letter  words appear throughout the book.)

12. Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrim-
matosilphiparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophat-
toperisteralektryonoptekephalliokiglopeleiolagoiosiraiobaph-
etraganopterygon (182 letters)

The English transliteration of a Greek word that occurs in Aristophanes'
play The Ecclesiazusae. The word is defined a "a goulash composed
of all the leftovers from the meals of the last two weeks", or
"has".[/quote]i beg my oga e don do
i'm even tired of pronuncing, anyway u get am wella

candygosh: Lmao.
Why bet? Wait till u see ds. I bet that's not d longest word ever.

truly, there re some other words but this is d longest in d major didctionaries
most other words re scientific

Sirniyeh: .
You wey be newcomer for nairaland con dey make mouth. Pikin welcome. You dey call me ur fathet say i no go school. Well, i no go but i don send u go. Se na to abuse ur papa with your grammer na in wey then teach u for school.
.

i no blame u, small time nw una go talk say na abuse person dey com do 4 naira land, no be u start am.... I beg if u no say u wan may ur children honour u anywhere, 4 ur life no ever mention person papa again
someone provides answer 2 a question instead of u 2 check if right or wrong, u trouble dat ur useless mind con transfer lunatic thoughts 2 ur brain wey send a stupid message 2 ur fingers and type an unreasonable comment
u better watch ur mouth because na small word u go just tell someone and dey wil ruin ur life
i bet u dnt ave a father and if u do, he doesn't mean anytin 2 u......pity him

Shout out 2 all d smokers in da house, i beg indian hemp no good 4 human being @ all....
Na im one of my friends report say hin dey bar wit hin padi, one guy sit 4 their front dey smoke indian hemp wit his legs crossed, every body dey jolli dey go until dis guy wey dey smoke begin dey cry, him friends con dey ask wetin dey make ham dey cry, na him d guy begin dey rein curses say evil people don take away his second leg, say how him go waka go home, na so everybody dey tell him say na d second leg him but on top d first one but dis guy dey cry seriously say wetin him go tell him papa and mama 4 house................... I beg shey una no think dis guy try

D managers of the nigerian economy re all trash

Sirniyeh: .
Wow, u don scatter my oblogata. Shei! For where you see ur own dictionary? Oh, sorry. Na dictionary of Okotie from babylon. Na now i know say u be okotie member

no be ur fault i knw say u no go school, why nt search 4 d meanin on google.. But 2 help u out it is d name of a virus and mind u i've known dis since i was in primary school

Our roads don spoil so tey d olowo's 4 my area don go buy space bus finish and wat wil happen wen d buses became reckless.... Guess they wil go 4 MACK tippers

binger: hahahaha...the same thing happened to my female friend at a party just last week.the guy rocking her didn't want to tell her,cos his legend was in direct contact with her panties.it was a good samaritan that told her about it as she walked away in shame

now dats wat i call embarrasment

Mine is quite funny
i was chillin wit my boyfriend at his father's shop, his friends and sister were there also, havin a good time, then i notice one of my friends just pass by, so i got up wit d usual catwalk not knowin my zip has worn out and i was wearin a skirt wit d zip @ d back, God, i was embarassed, one woman just shouted behind me "ewo eleyi ton fi pata show", i just went hom straight and neva go out 4 d whole day

What do u think our age difference is? Or what is our age difference?. Simple

Two guys were chilling in a bar obviously drunk, then dis conversation entails between dem
guy1:my surname is joseph
guy2:really, my surname is also joseph
guy1:i live @ 22, okeh street maryland
guy2: i also live @ 22, okeh street maryland
guy1: fantastic..my dad is a teacher
guy2:my dad is also a teacher, dnt tell me he teaches @ sandra international college
guy1: of course thats where he works, infact i was born on d 3rd of may 1986
guy2: can't believe dis i was also born on d 3rd of may 1986
after a while they hugged each other and proclaim themselves friend
then an old Man ask d bartender who they re, the bartender replied "they re d twins son of mr and mrs nnamdi joseph"

D longest word is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, its a 45 letter word, i bet it wit anyone i'm correct