₦airaland Forum

Just imagine....
It shall not be well with our poor economy, assuming our country was working some of the things we see as achievement is being frowned over and taking as common abroad...
Just imagine Kevin Hart, Dwayne Johnson, Collin Morgan etc celebrating on the internet cos they hit 1million followers on IG

Dapson73:
I hardly see Efcc arrest Northern guys unlike the way they torment Southern guys.

You want to know why?
Let me ask you these questions, if you can answer it yourself, I believe you will find what you desire...

-Between North and South, who do you think owns Nigeria?
-A Northern agitation and a Southern agitation, which do you think will yield more fruitful result?
-From the current look of things in Nigeria, will North condole half the atrocities she commits against the South, if the table was turned?
-How many times have you seen Northern elders seeking support from the South on their own during election, is it not our Southern brothers that do the talking and demonstration?
-If a Northerner and a Southerner should enter any Barack at the same time, will both of them undergo same scrutiny?
-Can a Southern administration appoints 80% Southerners to head all government agencies while North sit and watch?


So my friend, these are just few questions I believe you don't need to go far to know the answers, never you expect to see Northern youth being paraded by EFCC as a Yahoo boy. Their parents are the kingmakers.

Some one told me that one of the early signs of the effects of meth is that it gradually Start distorting your sense of reasoning....Op please always stay closer to people from now on....it's an advice, try and be eating good food also...

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Should I say this is good news or karma....
Leti me buy popcorn, shit down and watch in 3D how my yellowbar blodas will tackle this.... especiali now that Ahmed has Lan mad....
Op please put graphic warning next time....
I use God beg you.

An ex -virgin should be called to check them both...I no trust everything I see online...
I believe only the ex- virgins will be able to tell the difference between a former hole driller and a former dumpster

BigSarah:
This her reason is weird, Spent about 4 million to purchase drugs just to do Ivf of 7million...
And the only money doubler you can think of Drug trafficking...

You should gone into Gambling, at least even if you lose its only money.
Now you've lost money and freedom...

You not only lose money in gambling, but also your self except an external force come to your rescue, which ever way you look at it, the person is damned... like my friend will say "No go borrow money from shrine, the conditions no be here", that's what he tells anyone that mentions the word Gambling to his hearing.
Best, she lend the money out since she got no legit biz she could put the money into...I believe there are desperate borrowers that can multiply the money double in 1week or 2weeks of legit hustling...

Waiting for our resident pastor Righteousness2 to come and throw more light on this

Noshitboi:
So because i have a Naira Marley ringtone on my phone i be yahoo boy be that or i come dey use Fela ringtone that mean say i dey smoke weed . OP, your mumu na legendary. Thunder kee u dia!!

Let me clarify you before you continue....Yes because you love naira marley songs and used it as a ringing tone, you're a potential Yahoo boy, you're not yet but you love the lifestyle that Naira Marley is preaching about through his songs...Ask yourself this question, before Naira Marley came to limelight, are there not celebrities and people of great influence living the lifestyle he is exhibiting today?.... definitely they were, I know you will look for a hinge to lean on (choice)...Yes, you have choice, likewise Naira Marley and he chose the lifestyle. There are situations and events in one's life that influences their choice, always pray not to be put to the test through those situations, because you will be surprised whom you have turned into, just like a fish in the ocean, once you have swim in the first time, coming out is by God's grace...
So my friend we are all potential Yahoo boys and girls awaiting to be tested by life changing events and situations, only then can one say otherwise. You think Jesus was a fool when he told his Apostles at the garden of Gethsemane " Stay at alert, pray not to be put to the test"....
Listen to Naira Marley "Bad Influence", you will understand all I said concerning choice and situations.

tobechi20:
The brand, colour, ringtone, case and wallpaper will give a slight indication of your personality. Rarely, you will find someone who will fake ringtone, colour or wallpaper or phone to please others.
When you are talking to someone on phone, you cut yourself from the world around you. You mind is filled with the caller’s voice and the conversation. In reality, there are lot of people around you who listen to your conversation. This gives away how loud or soft you are, your seriousness and humor, your perceptions and above all, your personal and work-related things from the call.
Ditto when you are instant-messaging someone. When people secretly see you when you are typing, or the content in the notification messages or how your respond (irritatingly or quickly), it all gives lot of your personal information.
The kind of books you read in Kindle or the music you listen.
Your taste based on some of the photos you take or the OTT or Youtube videos you watch.
You social media profiles when you are updating something.
This is just tip of the iceberg.

Smartphone is like thumbprint.

If it were a person, it is probably the only person where you are completely yourself to it.

A person who follows you secretly in trains, buses and streets and listens to your calls or sees you messages from behind will obtain enough information about your family, work, affairs.

And all this when you just using your phone. It is unimaginable when you lose it.

I have known my driver for past five year.

We never interacted much with each other as I am always in my own world.

One day, my phone battery died and I asked his phone to make an urgent call. As I was speaking, I got some message notifications on the screen.

As they came one by one, within minutes, I could get that he was married and he was having an affair outside marriage.

—Ram Gopal Varma

Quora

Op is absolutely right, no point adding or subtracting....

Interesting

I'm shocked...
And who told this woman that Nigerians are not in Hell already.... as a tourist, be left with 1k naira as your home and abroad with no contact with with your home country or friends, if you survive 3days in Nigeria, I will know that Buhari is not our president.
If you are looking for a pictorial image of hell, come to Nigeria.
Imagine a white lady telling a Nigerian she had a near death experience and saw what hell looks like when the Nigerian is actually living in HELL.

I'm shocked...
And who told this woman that Nigerians are not in Hell already.... as a tourist, be left with 1k naira as your home and abroad with no contact with with your home country or friends, if you survive 3days in Nigeria, I will know that Buhari is not our president.
If you are looking for a pictorial image of hell, come to Nigeria.
Imagine a white lady telling a Nigerian she had a near death experience and saw what hell looks like when the Nigerian is actually living in HELL.

I'm shocked

As interim coach or permanent coach which one?....I see United sacking this man for lack of playing English players....he will only give United one trophy....the FA cup.
He will be sacked and replaced with Carrick.....
Carrick is the Messiah United is searching for....he will learn while on the job but a good record is coming from him, he will stabilize the peace in the dressing room, just like Chelsea's Di Mateo, Michael Carrick will give United their next Champions league.
If I'm in United board now I will root for Carrick to continue till end of season, theirs alot of positivity from him, everyone have liberty to express themselves.

Everything about UNN is dope, even her school anthem....I miss the stupid rush for grades, in UNN even the dullest or lazy person must open his/her books to study once exam timetable is out.... The good thing is put any unn student in the mix of students from other Unis you will tell the difference immediately, they are the true definition of adaptation and smart thinking....No be hype, I attended both Unizik and UNN....I can tell you the difference.
Unn is hell, if you make first class in Unn, you can make first class in any school in the world.
That school has a different spirit entirely that posseses her students once they step their foots in Nsukka or Enugu campus, only you will advise yourself that you are wasting your time, you need to buckle up,no one will tell you to... especially when over 85% are bookworm.... the funny thing is the same way you prepare for post ume is the same or even more than you will be studying as long as you remain a student of Unn.
In terms of frustrating students, the school will tutor you with out you knowing it how to build surviving techniques. Finally you will allow the school to pass through you before you will be allowed to pass through the school..
I missed Emperor's Lodge, Ejima junction odenigwe.

everythinggirly:
I know the eldest daughter.

Everyone knows the eldest daughter....go look for whomever that hasn't made it up there and build your familiarity.... Nigerians and forcing acquaintance is like North and Banditry no difference.

inoki247:
u don colet title from someone u still wan set am up....


people turns dere positions to tools of oppression....

Since you were with him when he was planning the set up... don't say what you know

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Which girl will marry this simp by the time Anita is done with him.
This is not love but foolishness... Even Jesus that washed his Apostles feet did so behind closed doors.

Get well soon

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K

Congrats to him though...
It's a pity Man United got raped by Watford 4:1 reason.

Interesting

She's still fresh....I mean her memory, let her explain how the other side looks like so that people like Righteousness2 will have something to feed his followers.

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Interesting.....
Before social media became rampant, humans use to have common sense. But these days I can't find an iota of sense among humans especially Nigerians. Is it everything that must be brought to social media?
Everyday I will be seeing stuffs like
"My wife hates me, what should I do?
" Is it proper to bleep a girl you just met?
"My neighbor's wife wants to have sex with me what should I do?"

We have brains, conscience, we know good from evil, why seek people's opinion before you do the right thing
We have allowed social media to make decisions for us, and know this, any advice or suggestions you gets here are not always the best because Nigerians are good at telling you what they can't do themselves.

K

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