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LoneSoldier:My dad died 23years ago. It's a pity that an idiot with access to his younger brother's android phone and neighbor's hotspot, still disses the dead man just to score some cheap online point.. Stupid azzhole!! ![]() |
LoneSoldier:Na your Uncle get Nairaland forum?? ![]()
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Tayorshd87:Na Peter Obi matter go finish you, Obi no even know whether any werey like you dey evem exist as a living thing, yet you no wan focus on your own life and leave person father alone.. ![]()
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AllBlack:I invited someone from a far away state to spend the weekend at my place, and you expect me to just discharge her without atleast having a taste? You dey whine? ..Talking about standard, those two bannies are way prettier, sexy and far more classy than any banny you have ever met or had anything with, I don't just invite any random street banny (the type you mostly roll with) to my house, not to even talk of allowing them spend the weekend with me. By the way, I never mentioned that I dated any of the ladies. In fact, the odour was the SOLE reason why I lost interest in going further with any relationship plans with them! Apart from the odour, na spec the both of them be. I'm now in a relationship with a clean and flawless babe! ![]() |
AllBlack:It seems you havent met a sexy and classy looking lady that eventually turned out to have odours ![]() How the hell did you even expect me to know they had such odours if I hadn't invited them over to my place? I had to invite the second babe over again because she only had mouth odour, not kpekus odour, so I rocked her azzzz one last time (mostly doggy) before bidding the azzz goodbye ![]() I recommend you drink enough water and have a little rest bro, you'll be fine trust me ![]() |
Seriously I wonder how some guys dickson dey even gree stand for small children! Like WTF!!!😡😡 |
Silentgroper:She came from a far state with the intention of spending the weekend. I couldn't help it bro, wasn't proper to send her back the very next day. |
In addition to what everyone has said above, another reason why most men avoid single mothers is because of the fear of Okafor's Law. The single mum and her baby's father would definitely still keep in touch, because of their child, hence; there is a huge tendency that the baby's dad can still shine the kongo anytime he chooses to, as he already knows the mumu button of the lady. The only exception to the above is when the baby's father is DEAD. |
CheerfulGiver:I didn't complain bro, I merely did japa without hesitation. I just decided to share the story here, for the fun of it ![]() |
PresidObi:Bro, if it's not theirs, then is it my fault? ![]() Why must I suffer in the name of relationship; for what I had no clue how it came about? ![]() |
EmmyMaestro:. Shey you want make one feminist Nairaland moderator vex ban me for the whole of this year abii? ![]() |
CheerfulGiver:Yeah I did, and I don't regret it.. ![]() You needed to see that azzzz mehn!!! |
PresidObi:I never said they were not nice bannies o. I stated in the first paragraph of this post that either of the odours alone can make me lose interest in any lady, regardless of beauty or endowment. The both ladies were beautiful, and the second one na sexy hot chick with a killer azzz, but I still had to let her go because of odour. I don't joke with romance at all, so I won't be comfortable if I cannot engage in a romance with my lady without perceiving foul smell from different areas, reason am nah, E no stew at all ![]() |
PresidObi:Even though, the importance of compatibility cannot be overemphasised. You shouldn't settle for anyone you can't be comfortable kissing or being around. Remember that romance is essential if you want to have a successful relationship/marriage. |
PresidObi:The fact I even asked my current babe out alone, means she's perfectly okay. You can definitely perceive foul smell even on a first date. |
PresidObi:Guy what's up nah, wetin I do you? ![]() Abi your babe follow get kpekus and mouth odour? I no understand why the thing dey pepper you like this o ![]() |
misreal:Okay. Atleast I was polite enough to inform them of their condition, so it's now their responsibility to seek for any available medical solution. |
PresidObi:Have you ever entered any public transport before? There are some people that they don't even need to face you before you can perceive their mouth odour! There are also others that their body odour follows them jealously, their presence in a room alone can change the entire atmosphere without you even getting close to them. |
CheerfulGiver:Call me a goat, call me a pig, call me a tolo tolo, call me a toad, I care less! ![]() You never jam azzzz bro, especially when such is offered to you on a platter of gold ![]() I needed to do that, in order to get the azzz off my mind once and for all, and it worked perfectly for me. I have long gone past the banny's thought, currently in a relationship with a perfectly clean and flawless lady... |
PresidObi:Not really sha. My exes didn't have, same as my current girl. ![]() I was still at the talking stage with these two bannies, so neither of them was officially my girlfriend. |
GeneralPula:I wonder o ![]() |
PresidObi:Sincerely bro, one can perceive his or her own smell, unless it is a condition like those that are caused by bacterias, or a prolonged condition that was left untreated, then such person wouldn't perceive such smell. My kind of work allows me to talk directly into people's faces, and I have been doing it for years, even before I started this work, without getting any discomforting reaction from ANYBODY I ever worked with. One of my exes pleaded with me one time to open up to her on whether or not she had any of the three odours, and I confidently told her she didn't have any. So she did same to me and also told me I do not have any odour as well. ![]() |
PresidObi:My personal hygiene is a top priority for me! I do not joke with taking care of myself. And no I didn't disgrace any of them, I kept my cool until they left, I mean, somebody needed to atleast tell them nahh, so I took it upon myself to do it, so I could save dudes like you that may meet any of them in the future ![]() In answering your question, NO I DONT HAVE ANY ODOUR AT ALL. I've never had any at all, even when I was still a teenager growing up. Cheers🙃 |
As a young dude, no matter how beautiful or set a lady is, I do not hesitate to japa immediately I realise that such lady has any of these three life threatening odours: 1. Mouth odour 2. Body odour 3. Kpekus odour. I had life threatening experiences with two bannies last year. 1. The first banny had both mouth and kpekus odour I was so pissed off after she eventually left and started disturbing me with calls, everytime I saw her call then, I just remembered the unpleasant incident and my mood go just instantly change. It got to a point I couldn't hide it any longer because she just wouldn't stop calling, so I sent her a well constructed text message, detailing every single thing and making references to some of my actions while she was here which were in reaction to the discomfort the odours made me feel. I poured my heart in the text and the text long die .The banny instantly went ghost mode after I had sent the message, she didn't even have the balls to reply the text, I guess she was so embarrassed to even send a reply (but atleast I've saved her future hubby from such disaster because she go surely find way treat herself to atleast redduce the stench). Omoh, that was how my package with her just died naturally and she had not called me again ever since the day I sent that text .2. The second banny had only mouth odour, it was so terrible that you could even perceive the stench immediately she just finishes to brush her teeth, even though the banny backside na bomb! Azzz choke, but I had to remind myself that it's not all about azz afterall, person no go come go die untop mouth odour because say banny get gigantic backside nahh.. I made sure I invited her over for the last knack session, made sure I rocked the azzz to my satisfaction (stylishly held my breath at intervals during the knack session to atleast survive the stench from her mouth as she kept on meaning and screaming), before bidding the azzz farewell My health comes first 🙃🙃. Abeg share your own experiences ![]() |
The reasons I did this to two bannies were simply: 1. Mouth odour 2. Vagina odour. The first one had them both, that type of stench that would remain stuck in your brain hours after the intimacy, my room had that smell for the whole weekend she was around, very bad. Surprisingly, she wasnt perceiving it at all. Just imagine having to deal with foul odours from both mouth and kpekus, na die remain for me that period.. I was so pissed off after she eventually left and started disturbing me with calls, everytime I saw her call then, I just remembered the unpleasant incident and my mood go just instantly change. It got to a point I couldn't hide it any longer because she just wouldn't stop calling, so I sent her a well constructed text message, detailing every single thing and making references to some of my actions while she was here which were in reaction to the discomfort the odours made me feel. I poured my heart in the text and the text long die . The banny instantly went ghost mode after I had sent the message, she didn't even have the balls to reply the text, I guess she was so embarrassed to even send a reply (but atleast I've saved her future hubby from such disaster because she go surely find way treat herself to atleast redduce the stench). Omoh, that was how my package with her just died naturally and she had not called me again ever since the day I sent that text .The second one had only mouth odour, it was so terrible that you could even perceive the stench immediately she just finishes to brush her teeth, even though the banny backside na bomb! Azzz choke, but I had to remind myself that it's not all about azz afterall, person no go come go die untop mouth odour because say banny get gigantic backside nahh.. I made sure I invited her over for the last knack session, made sure I rocked the azzz to my satisfaction (stylishly held my breath at intervals during the knack session to atleast survive the stench from her mouth as she kept on meaning and screaming), before bidding the azzz farewell My health comes first ![]() |
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onadana: You cant call this love. This narrative is the Reason why most marriages these days lack true love. Many women these days marry who they think is ready and has the financial strength, over those their hearts truly love. True love comes when a man is still low and struggling, anything after that struggling face cannot be love. A lady who loves you when you're still at your struggling phase is the real deal! Our prayer is for God to bless us, so we can go past the struggling phase on time and spoil that gem who stayed with us from day one with all the goodies of life |
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