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Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Gospel Artiste, Nathaniel Bassey Invited To Trump’s Inaugural Event by Flows001(m): 10:21pm On Jan 05, 2025
LoneSoldier:
If your father was wise enough he would have adverted this calamity he called a son with just one condom, but unfortunately for him... He was a poor a man!

Be useful so that you won't end up like your poor dad!
My dad died 23years ago. It's a pity that an idiot with access to his younger brother's android phone and neighbor's hotspot, still disses the dead man just to score some cheap online point..

Stupid azzhole!! cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Gospel Artiste, Nathaniel Bassey Invited To Trump’s Inaugural Event by Flows001(m): 8:38pm On Jan 05, 2025
LoneSoldier:
You are irrelevant on this forum, abeg don't quote me again, your irrelevancy is shameful.... I feel bad for you...!
Na your Uncle get Nairaland forum??
grin cheesy

Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Gospel Artiste, Nathaniel Bassey Invited To Trump’s Inaugural Event by Flows001(m): 5:13pm On Jan 05, 2025
LoneSoldier:
Yes definitely I can see the resemblance between you and that ape, fool.... You think everybody is jobless like you, this is 2025 if you like don't work hard this year so you can escape poverty, you will land crash inside stagnant poverty....

Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Gospel Artiste, Nathaniel Bassey Invited To Trump’s Inaugural Event by Flows001(m): 3:17pm On Jan 05, 2025
LoneSoldier:
Look at your four cubicle head shape, filled with saw dust, abeg get out

Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Gospel Artiste, Nathaniel Bassey Invited To Trump’s Inaugural Event by Flows001(m): 2:51pm On Jan 05, 2025
LoneSoldier:
All this fake confused men of God and singers that have lost there way.... undecided

RomanceRe: This Is Happening Between Me And My Female Manager by Flows001(m): 8:28pm On Jan 04, 2025
LoriIro1:
Op are you happy reading that nonsense??
Or you copy and paste and forget how there are arranged??

Delete it fast and go and post it on Facebook where your low IQ audience is .
cheesy grin

RomanceRe: This Is Happening Between Me And My Female Manager by Flows001(m): 8:27pm On Jan 04, 2025
LoriIro1:
Op are you happy reading that nonsense??
Or you copy and paste and forget how there are arranged??

[b]Delete it fast and go and post it on Facebook [/b]where your low IQ audience is.
cheesy grin
RomanceRe: How I Plan To Break The Record For Sleeping With The Most Men In One Day(photos) by Flows001(m): 10:34pm On Jan 03, 2025
Tayorshd87:
So for this kind APC regimen na Wetin person dey plan be this 😢

Well she must be from PitObi lineage and urchins ..

If you quote me thunder go fire you 😡
Na Peter Obi matter go finish you, Obi no even know whether any werey like you dey evem exist as a living thing, yet you no wan focus on your own life and leave person father alone.. undecided

RomanceRe: My Experience With Two Bannies With Mouth And Kpekus Odour by Flows001(op): 1:02pm On Jan 03, 2025
AllBlack:
They came over and you found out... but because you are of the same low down category, you took it further to having sex instead of putting her at a distance like a man. Your dikk was doing the thinking for you.
Just see the yeye disgusting excuses you are making. Na today we begin see woman?

I recommend you raise the bar of your standards (if you have any) and learn how to REJECT and SAY NO like an actual human being.
I invited someone from a far away state to spend the weekend at my place, and you expect me to just discharge her without atleast having a taste? You dey whine? grin grin..

Talking about standard, those two bannies are way prettier, sexy and far more classy than any banny you have ever met or had anything with, I don't just invite any random street banny (the type you mostly roll with) to my house, not to even talk of allowing them spend the weekend with me.

By the way, I never mentioned that I dated any of the ladies. In fact, the odour was the SOLE reason why I lost interest in going further with any relationship plans with them! Apart from the odour, na spec the both of them be.

I'm now in a relationship with a clean and flawless babe! wink
RomanceRe: My Experience With Two Bannies With Mouth And Kpekus Odour by Flows001(op): 12:44pm On Jan 03, 2025
AllBlack:
Your health comes first but you even let them stand close to you and went further to join body with such. Seriously?
The problem is not the two babes you narrated about.
You are the problem. You are a very disgusting pig that even called a her back for another sex encounter. You have no value for yourself at all because you are the lowest of all earthworms. A very dirty shameless pig and here you are writing trash like you are better than the babes you are talking about.... you are just worse than both of them.
It seems you havent met a sexy and classy looking lady that eventually turned out to have odours undecided
How the hell did you even expect me to know they had such odours if I hadn't invited them over to my place?
I had to invite the second babe over again because she only had mouth odour, not kpekus odour, so I rocked her azzzz one last time (mostly doggy) before bidding the azzz goodbye cheesy grin

I recommend you drink enough water and have a little rest bro, you'll be fine trust me grin
CrimeRe: Police Arrest 26-Year-Old Who Raped 10-Year-Old Girl In Niger State (Photo) by Flows001(m): 12:33pm On Jan 03, 2025
Seriously I wonder how some guys dickson dey even gree stand for small children!
Like WTF!!!😡😡
RomanceRe: My Experience With Two Bannies With Mouth And Kpekus Odour by Flows001(op): 7:19am On Jan 03, 2025
Silentgroper:
She stayed for the whole weekend .. I thought you said they were life threatening grin grin


These guys though..
She came from a far state with the intention of spending the weekend. I couldn't help it bro, wasn't proper to send her back the very next day.
RomanceRe: Is Being A Single Mom A Crime?? by Flows001(m):
In addition to what everyone has said above, another reason why most men avoid single mothers is because of the fear of Okafor's Law. The single mum and her baby's father would definitely still keep in touch, because of their child, hence; there is a huge tendency that the baby's dad can still shine the kongo anytime he chooses to, as he already knows the mumu button of the lady.
The only exception to the above is when the baby's father is DEAD.
RomanceRe: My Experience With Two Bannies With Mouth And Kpekus Odour by Flows001(op): 11:42pm On Jan 01, 2025
CheerfulGiver:
Then stop complaining about the smell
I didn't complain bro, I merely did japa without hesitation.
I just decided to share the story here, for the fun of it wink
RomanceRe: My Experience With Two Bannies With Mouth And Kpekus Odour by Flows001(op): 11:26pm On Jan 01, 2025
PresidObi:
At least we agree that they are not useless and can still live a good life.

Next question, is the body odour completely their fault?
Bro, if it's not theirs, then is it my fault? cheesy
Why must I suffer in the name of relationship; for what I had no clue how it came about?grin
RomanceRe: My Experience With Two Bannies With Mouth And Kpekus Odour by Flows001(op): 11:24pm On Jan 01, 2025
EmmyMaestro:
Share the text here let us see how it is and incase somebody here is going through the same thing and needs to pour out their mind

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
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Shey you want make one feminist Nairaland moderator vex ban me for the whole of this year abii? cheesy
RomanceRe: My Experience With Two Bannies With Mouth And Kpekus Odour by Flows001(op): 11:21pm On Jan 01, 2025
CheerfulGiver:
It takes 2 to tango. You have no dignity enough to castigate her for smelling cos you fucked_ her in her stench.
Yeah I did, and I don't regret it.. grin cheesy

You needed to see that azzzz mehn!!!
RomanceRe: My Experience With Two Bannies With Mouth And Kpekus Odour by Flows001(op): 10:01pm On Jan 01, 2025
PresidObi:
Do you honestly think those girls with body odours wont find a better relationship or better men to marry them?
I never said they were not nice bannies o. I stated in the first paragraph of this post that either of the odours alone can make me lose interest in any lady, regardless of beauty or endowment. The both ladies were beautiful, and the second one na sexy hot chick with a killer azzz, but I still had to let her go because of odour.

I don't joke with romance at all, so I won't be comfortable if I cannot engage in a romance with my lady without perceiving foul smell from different areas, reason am nah, E no stew at all grin
RomanceRe: My Experience With Two Bannies With Mouth And Kpekus Odour by Flows001(op): 9:37pm On Jan 01, 2025
PresidObi:
Life is bigger than odours.
Even though, the importance of compatibility cannot be overemphasised. You shouldn't settle for anyone you can't be comfortable kissing or being around.
Remember that romance is essential if you want to have a successful relationship/marriage.
RomanceRe: My Experience With Two Bannies With Mouth And Kpekus Odour by Flows001(op): 9:29pm On Jan 01, 2025
PresidObi:
It's not as if you will marry this one o, you will still go around and sniff more buttocks to come here and write about how smelly it is grin
The fact I even asked my current babe out alone, means she's perfectly okay.
You can definitely perceive foul smell even on a first date.
RomanceRe: My Experience With Two Bannies With Mouth And Kpekus Odour by Flows001(op): 9:26pm On Jan 01, 2025
PresidObi:
It's not as if you will marry this one o, you will still go around and sniff more buttocks to come here and write about how smelly it is grin
Guy what's up nah, wetin I do you? grin

Abi your babe follow get kpekus and mouth odour? I no understand why the thing dey pepper you like this o cheesy
RomanceRe: My Experience With Two Bannies With Mouth And Kpekus Odour by Flows001(op): 9:24pm On Jan 01, 2025
misreal:
Oga mouth odour is not a product of bad personal hygiene.
Vagina odour can be a product of bad hygiene,but most times it's not.
Okay.
Atleast I was polite enough to inform them of their condition, so it's now their responsibility to seek for any available medical solution.
RomanceRe: My Experience With Two Bannies With Mouth And Kpekus Odour by Flows001(op): 9:17pm On Jan 01, 2025
PresidObi:
You also have a very busy nose, busy at smelling people.
Have you ever entered any public transport before? There are some people that they don't even need to face you before you can perceive their mouth odour! There are also others that their body odour follows them jealously, their presence in a room alone can change the entire atmosphere without you even getting close to them.
RomanceRe: My Experience With Two Bannies With Mouth And Kpekus Odour by Flows001(op): 9:11pm On Jan 01, 2025
CheerfulGiver:
Dirty goat
Call me a goat, call me a pig, call me a tolo tolo, call me a toad, I care less! cheesy

You never jam azzzz bro, especially when such is offered to you on a platter of gold cheesy

I needed to do that, in order to get the azzz off my mind once and for all, and it worked perfectly for me. I have long gone past the banny's thought, currently in a relationship with a perfectly clean and flawless lady...
RomanceRe: My Experience With Two Bannies With Mouth And Kpekus Odour by Flows001(op): 9:04pm On Jan 01, 2025
PresidObi:
You have really been unlucky with girls.
Not really sha. My exes didn't have, same as my current girl. smiley
I was still at the talking stage with these two bannies, so neither of them was officially my girlfriend.
RomanceRe: My Experience With Two Bannies With Mouth And Kpekus Odour by Flows001(op): 9:00pm On Jan 01, 2025
GeneralPula:
This brethren had passed thru many terrible things..

Only you Op? Who you offend?
I wonder o grin
RomanceRe: My Experience With Two Bannies With Mouth And Kpekus Odour by Flows001(op): 7:32pm On Jan 01, 2025
PresidObi:
Who told you? Those who have mouth odour dont usually know. So who told you. That a babe is enduring your faults and hoping to marry you and wash you up doesn't mean you're perfect.
Sincerely bro, one can perceive his or her own smell, unless it is a condition like those that are caused by bacterias, or a prolonged condition that was left untreated, then such person wouldn't perceive such smell.

My kind of work allows me to talk directly into people's faces, and I have been doing it for years, even before I started this work, without getting any discomforting reaction from ANYBODY I ever worked with.

One of my exes pleaded with me one time to open up to her on whether or not she had any of the three odours, and I confidently told her she didn't have any. So she did same to me and also told me I do not have any odour as well. wink
RomanceRe: My Experience With Two Bannies With Mouth And Kpekus Odour by Flows001(op): 7:21pm On Jan 01, 2025
PresidObi:
How are you sure you dont have mouth and body odour too, or is it because the babe didn't want to disgrace you as you're doing her?
My personal hygiene is a top priority for me! I do not joke with taking care of myself. And no I didn't disgrace any of them, I kept my cool until they left, I mean, somebody needed to atleast tell them nahh, so I took it upon myself to do it, so I could save dudes like you that may meet any of them in the future grin

In answering your question, NO I DONT HAVE ANY ODOUR AT ALL. I've never had any at all, even when I was still a teenager growing up.

Cheers🙃
RomanceMy Experience With Two Bannies With Mouth And Kpekus Odour by Flows001(op): 7:16pm On Jan 01, 2025
As a young dude, no matter how beautiful or set a lady is, I do not hesitate to japa immediately I realise that such lady has any of these three life threatening odours:
1. Mouth odour
2. Body odour
3. Kpekus odour.

I had life threatening experiences with two bannies last year.

1. The first banny had both mouth and kpekus odour cry, that type of stench that would remain stuck in your brain hours after the intimacy, my room had that smell for the whole weekend she was around, very bad. Surprisingly, she wasnt perceiving it at all. Just imagine having to deal with foul odours from both mouth and kpekus, na die remain for me that period.. cry

I was so pissed off after she eventually left and started disturbing me with calls, everytime I saw her call then, I just remembered the unpleasant incident and my mood go just instantly change.

It got to a point I couldn't hide it any longer because she just wouldn't stop calling, so I sent her a well constructed text message, detailing every single thing and making references to some of my actions while she was here which were in reaction to the discomfort the odours made me feel. I poured my heart in the text and the text long die grin.

The banny instantly went ghost mode after I had sent the message, she didn't even have the balls to reply the text, I guess she was so embarrassed to even send a reply (but atleast I've saved her future hubby from such disaster because she go surely find way treat herself to atleast redduce the stench).

Omoh, that was how my package with her just died naturally and she had not called me again ever since the day I sent that text grin.

2. The second banny had only mouth odour, it was so terrible that you could even perceive the stench immediately she just finishes to brush her teeth, even though the banny backside na bomb! Azzz choke, but I had to remind myself that it's not all about azz afterall, person no go come go die untop mouth odour because say banny get gigantic backside nahh.. cry

I made sure I invited her over for the last knack session, made sure I rocked the azzz to my satisfaction (stylishly held my breath at intervals during the knack session to atleast survive the stench from her mouth as she kept on meaning and screaming), before bidding the azzz farewell cry cry
My health comes first 🙃🙃.

Abeg share your own experiences cheesy
RomanceRe: Why He Stopped Picking Your Calls After Having Sex With You: The Truth You Need by Flows001(m): 6:49pm On Jan 01, 2025
The reasons I did this to two bannies were simply:
1. Mouth odour
2. Vagina odour.

The first one had them both, that type of stench that would remain stuck in your brain hours after the intimacy, my room had that smell for the whole weekend she was around, very bad. Surprisingly, she wasnt perceiving it at all. Just imagine having to deal with foul odours from both mouth and kpekus, na die remain for me that period.. cry

I was so pissed off after she eventually left and started disturbing me with calls, everytime I saw her call then, I just remembered the unpleasant incident and my mood go just instantly change.

It got to a point I couldn't hide it any longer because she just wouldn't stop calling, so I sent her a well constructed text message, detailing every single thing and making references to some of my actions while she was here which were in reaction to the discomfort the odours made me feel. I poured my heart in the text and the text long die grin cheesy.

The banny instantly went ghost mode after I had sent the message, she didn't even have the balls to reply the text, I guess she was so embarrassed to even send a reply (but atleast I've saved her future hubby from such disaster because she go surely find way treat herself to atleast redduce the stench).

Omoh, that was how my package with her just died naturally and she had not called me again ever since the day I sent that text grin cheesy.

The second one had only mouth odour, it was so terrible that you could even perceive the stench immediately she just finishes to brush her teeth, even though the banny backside na bomb! Azzz choke, but I had to remind myself that it's not all about azz afterall, person no go come go die untop mouth odour because say banny get gigantic backside nahh.. cry

I made sure I invited her over for the last knack session, made sure I rocked the azzz to my satisfaction (stylishly held my breath at intervals during the knack session to atleast survive the stench from her mouth as she kept on meaning and screaming), before bidding the azzz farewell cry cry
My health comes first undecided
RomanceRe: What Happened To Me After 1 Month Of Abstaining From Sex by Flows001(m): 6:20pm On Jan 01, 2025
CandyOps:
So i never change oil for like 1 month now.

Major reason is because I moved from my house into a shared space.
because of that, I no longer follow up with my babes them.

before you know it, one month done pass. Going to two months now, Johnny never see Congo. Talk more of shining it.

So one thing i noticed is that i now have a lot of wet dreams especially after a period of 3 to 4 days in between each dream.

You know it takes an approx of 3 days after changing oil for a man's swimmer cells to come to another full maturity.
One thing i've noticed during abstinance is that your awareness to women increases.
The way you notice women increases as against when you are getting it steady.

You tend to stare for a few seconds longer than usual at women.
You tend to sexualize even the most mundane thing about women... like when she casually bends over
You sleep and your mind forces you to dream about women you already admire in your every day life.

It's crazy i hope i don't get to a point where if i sneeze i go sneeze out cum huh
Make next year reach first.
maybe i go use my slim Princess take change oil
grin grin grin cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Can True Love Survive Without Money? Share Your Thoughts And Experienc by Flows001(m): 10:11am On Dec 31, 2024
onadana:
huhCan you fuel your car without money?Love is sweet but money makes it sweeter.You pay bills with money not love.You don't tell a hungry woman who lacks,about love.Leave love make money,love will come running to you.

You cant call this love.
This narrative is the Reason why most marriages these days lack true love. Many women these days marry who they think is ready and has the financial strength, over those their hearts truly love. True love comes when a man is still low and struggling, anything after that struggling face cannot be love.

A lady who loves you when you're still at your struggling phase is the real deal! Our prayer is for God to bless us, so we can go past the struggling phase on time and spoil that gem who stayed with us from day one with all the goodies of life

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