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NYSC › Re: NYSC Members Among 35 Passengers Kidnapped by Fulani Herdsmen in Enugu by Flows001(m): 11:56am On Jan 15, 2025
richmond500:
Oga rest, read the write-up first, it was not FH.
OP had other intentions that is why he called FH
Shey you blind to see where the news say one person escaped and two others were released?

So the three persons no know who kidnap them, but na you wey dey inside your hut naim know say no be Fulani herdsmen abi?? undecided

Foreign Affairs › Re: 'I Felt Like I Was In Hell': Israelis Flee As Los Angeles Wildfires Devour Homes by Flows001(m): 6:58pm On Jan 11, 2025
Jonathan:
Evil zionists

WHAT USA IS MAKING EVIL ZIONISTS DO IN PALESTINE ARTIFICIALLY, GOD IS DOING IT WITH NATURAL DISASTER ON THEIR SOIL.




IS GOD NOT WONDERFUL?
So even the wildfire occurring almost every year in Australia was because of the suffering of the "Palestinians" I guess, right? undecided

Ode!!
Romance › Re: Lady Scammed By A Guy She Met On Tinder (Photos, Video) by Flows001(m): 6:37pm On Jan 11, 2025
Exactly the same thing one idiot tried doing to my sister, but thank God I was around when he made that convincing move and sent the 100% believable shipping details..

My Sis had already fallen for the scam and was already making arrangements to pay for the delivery of her "gift items", but I became skeptical after a careful analysis of the entire situation, I had to wake her back to reality, even though she defended the scammer for just being her very nice and caring online friend she had been chatting with for months.

I collected her phone and began communicating with the fool. He became uncomfortable with the sudden chatting style, and when he realised that the person chatting didnt seem to be the initial lady he had already succeeded to convince, he became aggressive and that was when I made sure i insulted his generation and life, before he eventually blocked her..

It was tooooo believable, if not that I happen to be that kind of person who doesn't believe in free things, i would have supported my sister, so she could give me some of the gift items grin

We all just need to be careful, scammers keep updating their strategy everyday..
Romance › Re: Between Footballer Boniface And Nairaland Artist Iamdbull On Instagram (pics) by Flows001(m): 4:47am On Jan 11, 2025
Silentgroper:
. What if them wear am nuclear bomb ??

😂😂😂
Even if dem join Russian or North Korean Nuclear warheads, dude no go still blow grin
Romance › Re: Tell Chat Gpt To Borrow You Money And Post The Response by Flows001(m): 4:32am On Jan 11, 2025
grin grin😁😁😅
Islam › Re: ACP Daniel Amah Accepts Islam At Emir Sanusi’s Palace by Flows001(m): 2:11pm On Jan 08, 2025
AntiChristian:
So they practiced Judaism?

Did they know they practiced "Judaism" as a religion?

Show us where such name exist as a religion name in the Bible?
Did they practice ISLAM like you shameless lots are claiminghuh grin
They all worshipped YAHWEH, not your Arabian ALLAH!
Islam › Re: ACP Daniel Amah Accepts Islam At Emir Sanusi’s Palace by Flows001(m): 12:23pm On Jan 08, 2025
AntiChristian:
Alhamdulillah!

We welcome him to Islam the religion of Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jonah, Job, Joseph, Jacob, Elijah, Elisha, Jesus, John, Isaac, Ishmael, Mary, Zechariah, Daniel, Aaron, Saleh, Hud, Lot, Muhammad and a host of others! May the peace and blessings of Allah be on them all.

One more Muslim will fast with us if Allah wills in the coming Ramadan!

We will all die in the religion of Islam!
Shameless mofos, stealing JEWISH Prophets and great men who practiced JUDAISM grin cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Gospel Artiste, Nathaniel Bassey Invited To Trump’s Inaugural Event by Flows001(m): 2:23pm On Jan 06, 2025
LoneSoldier:
It still doesn't change your fate, you will forever be a head hunter...😂

Posting images doesn't make you intelligent, you just trying to be intelligent like me, but you will always be dumb like your tribe....


Go and harvest some heads, so you can have something to eat.... I know hunger is giving you shege banza this afternoon....😂


And it will continue to hammer you well, even though you beg me for money, I won't give you... So don't bother asking?

Foolish swine, I am using you to catch cruise.... As long you have time to be jobless, I will continue to reply you...🧏
We all know the jobless idiot typing out epistles. Now return the phone back to your younger brother. Shege dan iskaa!! grin

Stupid azzzhole,

Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Gospel Artiste, Nathaniel Bassey Invited To Trump’s Inaugural Event by Flows001(m): 12:22pm On Jan 06, 2025
LoneSoldier:
Stop rejecting your town people, you are a proud agbadorian man stop lieing.... Head hunters, it is in harvesting head that you people have expertise on.... Mumu, have you harvested some heads today....😂

Your father really raised a clown 🤡, you are the biggest joke of the century.....😂

Go and harvest head so you can have money to eat this afternoon, so that hunger will not finish you....

Foolish uneducated illiterate like you, poverty will finish you this year if you don't sit up...
Mark Twain is my role model when dealing with idiots like yourself.

Romance › Re: What I Saw In My Girlfriend’s Phone Yesterday Is Shocking! by Flows001(m): 11:55am On Jan 06, 2025
Nezy4Real:
Thank you very much. This is the motivation I needed. Once again thank you!
You're welcome bro.
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Gospel Artiste, Nathaniel Bassey Invited To Trump’s Inaugural Event by Flows001(m): 11:33am On Jan 06, 2025
LoneSoldier:
If you are not a coward raise your hand 🙋 oh, I thought as much.... I dragged your dead 23 years father for bringing an homosapien like you to this world, your likes are not needed in this world.... I hope your father did not bring two homosapiens in your family, because it will be disastrous!!

You have nothing tangible to spill out, so keep saying your usual trash, I will continue to reply you .. since am the one making you relevant on this forum.... Agbadorian head hunter.... See them 😂
Now I see where all the anger and painment is coming from grin grin

Stupidity at its peak, no one comes close to you when it comes to being stupid!

How a proud Nasarawa State dude becomes Yoruba to you shows how much deterioration your mental illness has suffered grin grin

I only have two words for you: F**K YOU!!

Romance › Re: What I Saw In My Girlfriend’s Phone Yesterday Is Shocking! by Flows001(m): 8:00am On Jan 06, 2025
Nezy4Real:
I’m trying to move on but it’s difficult. Her mom and sisters know me very well and we have come a long way. I wanted to 4get her past life and move on with her but she is not helping matters. The chat I read about the abortion she did in the past is the most disturbing thing to me now.
Bro, I agree it's difficult to move away from someone you're emotional attached to, but then, think about your future.

Imagine yourself already married to her and she's still doing this. Let me be Frank with you, marriage CAN NEVER change this her lifestyle or stop her from seeing that same guy and several other guys she rode and enjoyed their dicksons, Okafor's Law will always apply as the dudes in question already holds her mumu button and can still knack her even if she's married. The abortion you found out is the one you know, she must have done countless times for different other guys which you are unaware of, is that the kind of lady you wish to call your wife??

Remember paternity fraud and how rampant it is these days, ladies like this wouldn't hesitate to sleep around even with their wedding rings on their fingers (Remember how Balthazar Egonga was able to mercilessly knack people's wives).

It's not about the way you currently feel about her, it's about your future!!

Taking her to your father or being fond of her mum and sister doesn't mean anything! People even break up hours before wedding and Heaven never fell down!

If you are okay with becoming insecure in marriage and continuously playing FBI on your own wife's movement and activities, then go ahead and marry such a lady, but be reminded that an exposed lady like that can outsmart you in the game and also be knacking different under your own roof without you ever finding out!💯💯.

Marriage is not relationship ooo. Make that bold decision now and be free!!

She is NOT the only lady in the world, you obviously seem to be a nice guy, so you deserve better, not someone like this!!
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Gospel Artiste, Nathaniel Bassey Invited To Trump’s Inaugural Event by Flows001(m): 10:21pm On Jan 05, 2025
LoneSoldier:
If your father was wise enough he would have adverted this calamity he called a son with just one condom, but unfortunately for him... He was a poor a man!

Be useful so that you won't end up like your poor dad!
My dad died 23years ago. It's a pity that an idiot with access to his younger brother's android phone and neighbor's hotspot, still disses the dead man just to score some cheap online point..

Stupid azzhole!! cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Gospel Artiste, Nathaniel Bassey Invited To Trump’s Inaugural Event by Flows001(m): 8:38pm On Jan 05, 2025
LoneSoldier:
You are irrelevant on this forum, abeg don't quote me again, your irrelevancy is shameful.... I feel bad for you...!
Na your Uncle get Nairaland forum??
grin cheesy

Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Gospel Artiste, Nathaniel Bassey Invited To Trump’s Inaugural Event by Flows001(m): 5:13pm On Jan 05, 2025
LoneSoldier:
Yes definitely I can see the resemblance between you and that ape, fool.... You think everybody is jobless like you, this is 2025 if you like don't work hard this year so you can escape poverty, you will land crash inside stagnant poverty....

Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Gospel Artiste, Nathaniel Bassey Invited To Trump’s Inaugural Event by Flows001(m): 3:17pm On Jan 05, 2025
LoneSoldier:
Look at your four cubicle head shape, filled with saw dust, abeg get out

Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Gospel Artiste, Nathaniel Bassey Invited To Trump’s Inaugural Event by Flows001(m): 2:51pm On Jan 05, 2025
LoneSoldier:
All this fake confused men of God and singers that have lost there way.... undecided

Romance › Re: This Is Happening Between Me And My Female Manager by Flows001(m): 8:28pm On Jan 04, 2025
LoriIro1:
Op are you happy reading that nonsense??
Or you copy and paste and forget how there are arranged??

Delete it fast and go and post it on Facebook where your low IQ audience is .
cheesy grin

Romance › Re: This Is Happening Between Me And My Female Manager by Flows001(m): 8:27pm On Jan 04, 2025
LoriIro1:
Op are you happy reading that nonsense??
Or you copy and paste and forget how there are arranged??

[b]Delete it fast and go and post it on Facebook [/b]where your low IQ audience is.
cheesy grin
Romance › Re: How I Plan To Break The Record For Sleeping With The Most Men In One Day(photos) by Flows001(m): 10:34pm On Jan 03, 2025
Tayorshd87:
So for this kind APC regimen na Wetin person dey plan be this 😢

Well she must be from PitObi lineage and urchins ..

If you quote me thunder go fire you 😡
Na Peter Obi matter go finish you, Obi no even know whether any werey like you dey evem exist as a living thing, yet you no wan focus on your own life and leave person father alone.. undecided

Romance › Re: My Experience With Two Bannies With Mouth And Kpekus Odour by Flows001(op): 1:02pm On Jan 03, 2025
AllBlack:
They came over and you found out... but because you are of the same low down category, you took it further to having sex instead of putting her at a distance like a man. Your dikk was doing the thinking for you.
Just see the yeye disgusting excuses you are making. Na today we begin see woman?

I recommend you raise the bar of your standards (if you have any) and learn how to REJECT and SAY NO like an actual human being.
I invited someone from a far away state to spend the weekend at my place, and you expect me to just discharge her without atleast having a taste? You dey whine? grin grin..

Talking about standard, those two bannies are way prettier, sexy and far more classy than any banny you have ever met or had anything with, I don't just invite any random street banny (the type you mostly roll with) to my house, not to even talk of allowing them spend the weekend with me.

By the way, I never mentioned that I dated any of the ladies. In fact, the odour was the SOLE reason why I lost interest in going further with any relationship plans with them! Apart from the odour, na spec the both of them be.

I'm now in a relationship with a clean and flawless babe! wink
Romance › Re: My Experience With Two Bannies With Mouth And Kpekus Odour by Flows001(op): 12:44pm On Jan 03, 2025
AllBlack:
Your health comes first but you even let them stand close to you and went further to join body with such. Seriously?
The problem is not the two babes you narrated about.
You are the problem. You are a very disgusting pig that even called a her back for another sex encounter. You have no value for yourself at all because you are the lowest of all earthworms. A very dirty shameless pig and here you are writing trash like you are better than the babes you are talking about.... you are just worse than both of them.
It seems you havent met a sexy and classy looking lady that eventually turned out to have odours undecided
How the hell did you even expect me to know they had such odours if I hadn't invited them over to my place?
I had to invite the second babe over again because she only had mouth odour, not kpekus odour, so I rocked her azzzz one last time (mostly doggy) before bidding the azzz goodbye cheesy grin

I recommend you drink enough water and have a little rest bro, you'll be fine trust me grin
Crime › Re: Police Arrest 26-Year-Old Who Raped 10-Year-Old Girl In Niger State (Photo) by Flows001(m): 12:33pm On Jan 03, 2025
Seriously I wonder how some guys dickson dey even gree stand for small children!
Like WTF!!!😡😡
Romance › Re: My Experience With Two Bannies With Mouth And Kpekus Odour by Flows001(op): 7:19am On Jan 03, 2025
Silentgroper:
She stayed for the whole weekend .. I thought you said they were life threatening grin grin


These guys though..
She came from a far state with the intention of spending the weekend. I couldn't help it bro, wasn't proper to send her back the very next day.
Romance › Re: Is Being A Single Mom A Crime?? by Flows001(m):
In addition to what everyone has said above, another reason why most men avoid single mothers is because of the fear of Okafor's Law. The single mum and her baby's father would definitely still keep in touch, because of their child, hence; there is a huge tendency that the baby's dad can still shine the kongo anytime he chooses to, as he already knows the mumu button of the lady.
The only exception to the above is when the baby's father is DEAD.
Romance › Re: My Experience With Two Bannies With Mouth And Kpekus Odour by Flows001(op): 11:42pm On Jan 01, 2025
CheerfulGiver:
Then stop complaining about the smell
I didn't complain bro, I merely did japa without hesitation.
I just decided to share the story here, for the fun of it wink
Romance › Re: My Experience With Two Bannies With Mouth And Kpekus Odour by Flows001(op): 11:26pm On Jan 01, 2025
PresidObi:
At least we agree that they are not useless and can still live a good life.

Next question, is the body odour completely their fault?
Bro, if it's not theirs, then is it my fault? cheesy
Why must I suffer in the name of relationship; for what I had no clue how it came about?grin
Romance › Re: My Experience With Two Bannies With Mouth And Kpekus Odour by Flows001(op): 11:24pm On Jan 01, 2025
EmmyMaestro:
Share the text here let us see how it is and incase somebody here is going through the same thing and needs to pour out their mind

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
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Shey you want make one feminist Nairaland moderator vex ban me for the whole of this year abii? cheesy
Romance › Re: My Experience With Two Bannies With Mouth And Kpekus Odour by Flows001(op): 11:21pm On Jan 01, 2025
CheerfulGiver:
It takes 2 to tango. You have no dignity enough to castigate her for smelling cos you fucked_ her in her stench.
Yeah I did, and I don't regret it.. grin cheesy

You needed to see that azzzz mehn!!!
Romance › Re: My Experience With Two Bannies With Mouth And Kpekus Odour by Flows001(op): 10:01pm On Jan 01, 2025
PresidObi:
Do you honestly think those girls with body odours wont find a better relationship or better men to marry them?
I never said they were not nice bannies o. I stated in the first paragraph of this post that either of the odours alone can make me lose interest in any lady, regardless of beauty or endowment. The both ladies were beautiful, and the second one na sexy hot chick with a killer azzz, but I still had to let her go because of odour.

I don't joke with romance at all, so I won't be comfortable if I cannot engage in a romance with my lady without perceiving foul smell from different areas, reason am nah, E no stew at all grin
Romance › Re: My Experience With Two Bannies With Mouth And Kpekus Odour by Flows001(op): 9:37pm On Jan 01, 2025
PresidObi:
Life is bigger than odours.
Even though, the importance of compatibility cannot be overemphasised. You shouldn't settle for anyone you can't be comfortable kissing or being around.
Remember that romance is essential if you want to have a successful relationship/marriage.
Romance › Re: My Experience With Two Bannies With Mouth And Kpekus Odour by Flows001(op): 9:29pm On Jan 01, 2025
PresidObi:
It's not as if you will marry this one o, you will still go around and sniff more buttocks to come here and write about how smelly it is grin
The fact I even asked my current babe out alone, means she's perfectly okay.
You can definitely perceive foul smell even on a first date.

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