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Romance › Re: My Experience With Two Bannies With Mouth And Kpekus Odour by Flows001(op): 9:26pm On Jan 01, 2025

PresidObi:
It's not as if you will marry this one o, you will still go around and sniff more buttocks to come here and write about how smelly it is

Guy what's up nah, wetin I do you? grin

Abi your babe follow get kpekus and mouth odour? I no understand why the thing dey pepper you like this o cheesy

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Romance › Re: My Experience With Two Bannies With Mouth And Kpekus Odour by Flows001(op): 9:24pm On Jan 01, 2025

misreal:
Oga mouth odour is not a product of bad personal hygiene.
Vagina odour can be a product of bad hygiene,but most times it's not.

Okay.
Atleast I was polite enough to inform them of their condition, so it's now their responsibility to seek for any available medical solution.

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Romance › Re: My Experience With Two Bannies With Mouth And Kpekus Odour by Flows001(op): 9:17pm On Jan 01, 2025

PresidObi:
You also have a very busy nose, busy at smelling people.

Have you ever entered any public transport before? There are some people that they don't even need to face you before you can perceive their mouth odour! There are also others that their body odour follows them jealously, their presence in a room alone can change the entire atmosphere without you even getting close to them.

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Romance › Re: My Experience With Two Bannies With Mouth And Kpekus Odour by Flows001(op): 9:11pm On Jan 01, 2025

CheerfulGiver:
Dirty goat

Call me a goat, call me a pig, call me a tolo tolo, call me a toad, I care less! cheesy

You never jam azzzz bro, especially when such is offered to you on a platter of gold cheesy

I needed to do that, in order to get the azzz off my mind once and for all, and it worked perfectly for me. I have long gone past the banny's thought, currently in a relationship with a perfectly clean and flawless lady...

Romance › Re: My Experience With Two Bannies With Mouth And Kpekus Odour by Flows001(op): 9:04pm On Jan 01, 2025

PresidObi:
You have really been unlucky with girls.

Not really sha. My exes didn't have, same as my current girl.

I was still at the talking stage with these two bannies, so neither of them was officially my girlfriend.

Romance › Re: My Experience With Two Bannies With Mouth And Kpekus Odour by Flows001(op): 9:00pm On Jan 01, 2025

GeneralPula:
This brethren had passed thru many terrible things..

Only you Op? Who you offend?

I wonder o grin

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Romance › Re: My Experience With Two Bannies With Mouth And Kpekus Odour by Flows001(op): 7:32pm On Jan 01, 2025

PresidObi:
Who told you? Those who have mouth odour dont usually know. So who told you. That a babe is enduring your faults and hoping to marry you and wash you up doesn't mean you're perfect.

Sincerely bro, one can perceive his or her own smell, unless it is a condition like those that are caused by bacterias, or a prolonged condition that was left untreated, then such person wouldn't perceive such smell.

My kind of work allows me to talk directly into people's faces, and I have been doing it for years, even before I started this work, without getting any discomforting reaction from ANYBODY I ever worked with.

One of my exes pleaded with me one time to open up to her on whether or not she had any of the three odours, and I confidently told her she didn't have any. So she did same to me and also told me I do not have any odour as well. wink

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Romance › Re: My Experience With Two Bannies With Mouth And Kpekus Odour by Flows001(op): 7:21pm On Jan 01, 2025

PresidObi:
How are you sure you dont have mouth and body odour too, or is it because the babe didn't want to disgrace you as you're doing her?

My personal hygiene is a top priority for me! I do not joke with taking care of myself. And no I didn't disgrace any of them, I kept my cool until they left, I mean, somebody needed to atleast tell them nahh, so I took it upon myself to do it, so I could save dudes like you that may meet any of them in the future grin

In answering your question, NO I DONT HAVE ANY ODOUR AT ALL. I've never had any at all, even when I was still a teenager growing up.

Cheers🙃

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Romance › My Experience With Two Bannies With Mouth And Kpekus Odour by Flows001(op): 7:16pm On Jan 01, 2025

As a young dude, no matter how beautiful or set a lady is, I do not hesitate to japa immediately I realise that such lady has any of these three life threatening odours:
1. Mouth odour
2. Body odour
3. Kpekus odour.

I had life threatening experiences with two bannies last year.

1. The first banny had both mouth and kpekus odour cry

, that type of stench that would remain stuck in your brain hours after the intimacy, my room had that smell for the whole weekend she was around, very bad. Surprisingly, she wasnt perceiving it at all. Just imagine having to deal with foul odours from both mouth and kpekus, na die remain for me that period.. cry

I was so pissed off after she eventually left and started disturbing me with calls, everytime I saw her call then, I just remembered the unpleasant incident and my mood go just instantly change.

It got to a point I couldn't hide it any longer because she just wouldn't stop calling, so I sent her a well constructed text message, detailing every single thing and making references to some of my actions while she was here which were in reaction to the discomfort the odours made me feel. I poured my heart in the text and the text long die grin

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The banny instantly went ghost mode after I had sent the message, she didn't even have the balls to reply the text, I guess she was so embarrassed to even send a reply (but atleast I've saved her future hubby from such disaster because she go surely find way treat herself to atleast redduce the stench).

Omoh, that was how my package with her just died naturally and she had not called me again ever since the day I sent that text grin

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2. The second banny had only mouth odour, it was so terrible that you could even perceive the stench immediately she just finishes to brush her teeth, even though the banny backside na bomb! Azzz choke, but I had to remind myself that it's not all about azz afterall, person no go come go die untop mouth odour because say banny get gigantic backside nahh.. cry

I made sure I invited her over for the last knack session, made sure I rocked the azzz to my satisfaction (stylishly held my breath at intervals during the knack session to atleast survive the stench from her mouth as she kept on meaning and screaming), before bidding the azzz farewell cry

My health comes first 🙃🙃.

Abeg share your own experiences cheesy

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Romance › Re: Why He Stopped Picking Your Calls After Having Sex With You: The Truth You Need by Flows001(m): 6:49pm On Jan 01, 2025

The reasons I did this to two bannies were simply:
1. Mouth odour
2. Vagina odour.

The first one had them both, that type of stench that would remain stuck in your brain hours after the intimacy, my room had that smell for the whole weekend she was around, very bad. Surprisingly, she wasnt perceiving it at all. Just imagine having to deal with foul odours from both mouth and kpekus, na die remain for me that period.. cry

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The second one had only mouth odour, it was so terrible that you could even perceive the stench immediately she just finishes to brush her teeth, even though the banny backside na bomb! Azzz choke, but I had to remind myself that it's not all about azz afterall, person no go come go die untop mouth odour because say banny get gigantic backside nahh.. cry

My health comes first undecided

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Romance › Re: What Happened To Me After 1 Month Of Abstaining From Sex by Flows001(m): 6:20pm On Jan 01, 2025

CandyOps:
So i never change oil for like 1 month now.

Major reason is because I moved from my house into a shared space.
because of that, I no longer follow up with my babes them.

before you know it, one month done pass. Going to two months now, Johnny never see Congo. Talk more of shining it.

So one thing i noticed is that i now have a lot of wet dreams especially after a period of 3 to 4 days in between each dream.

You know it takes an approx of 3 days after changing oil for a man's swimmer cells to come to another full maturity.
One thing i've noticed during abstinance is that your awareness to women increases.
The way you notice women increases as against when you are getting it steady.

You tend to stare for a few seconds longer than usual at women.
You tend to sexualize even the most mundane thing about women... like when she casually bends over
You sleep and your mind forces you to dream about women you already admire in your every day life.

It's crazy i hope i don't get to a point where if i sneeze i go sneeze out cum
Make next year reach first.
maybe i go use my slim Princess take change oil

Romance › Re: Can True Love Survive Without Money? Share Your Thoughts And Experienc by Flows001(m): 10:11am On Dec 31, 2024

onadana:
Can you fuel your car without money?Love is sweet but money makes it sweeter.You pay bills with money not love.You don't tell a hungry woman who lacks,about love.Leave love make money,love will come running to you.

You cant call this love.
This narrative is the Reason why most marriages these days lack true love. Many women these days marry who they think is ready and has the financial strength, over those their hearts truly love. True love comes when a man is still low and struggling, anything after that struggling face cannot be love.

A lady who loves you when you're still at your struggling phase is the real deal! Our prayer is for God to bless us, so we can go past the struggling phase on time and spoil that gem who stayed with us from day one with all the goodies of life

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Romance › Re: Do We Truly Have Women That Will Love You For Who You Are? by Flows001(m): 10:56pm On Dec 29, 2024*

Yes.

My current babe is a perfect example of such a lady.

The shocking thing is that she is even Gen Z, but she never behaves like one, she is a gem, sometimes I even wonder whether she stays elsewhere and not in this same Nigeria where ladies have turned relationship into a business and survival strategy...

My babe knows I work and earn well, but she never talks anything about money with me, this same babe can't go a day without hearing from me atleast twice, if I don't call, she does the calling and we could talk for about 30minutes on her own airtime, she works too and makes her own money.

It's been 3years since we started dating, but she has never asked for any favour from me.

Well, I noticed she is too shy to ask me for anything, like, the words always seem heavy for her to say to me despite how playful and close we have become over the years. So what I mostly do is that I just send her stuff from my heart and she genuinely appreciates even if it's 5 Naira she receives from me.

Before I forget, she also gets me gifts occasionally, and she also sends in airtime to me once in a while, even though I've pleaded with her to stop sending me airtime, babe has refused to stop...

I used to think Nigeria was cursed with materialistic ladies until I met my babe. Truly, better bannies still dey Naija, make the singles dem never finish lose hope..

Politics › Re: Oluwo Canvasses Support For Sharia Law In South-West by Flows001(m): 10:29pm On Dec 29, 2024

TheNiceGuy:
Shari'ah is like to our Faith as food is to you, that's why we'll NEVER relent until we have Shari'ah Courts in every cities, town and villages across Yoruba to cater for the needs of Muslim ummah

It's part of our religion (lifestyle) and we have right to religion and association, even this Shari'ah is constitutional as it's backed by Nigeria constitution.

If we do not stop anyone from practicing their religion, no one born of woman can stop us

If Shariah is TOO GOOD like you're making it look, then tell us why Muslims flee from countries that practice 100% Shariah, like Afghanistan, Iran, Pakistan, e.t.c. and flood into Europe and America huh

Clowns🤡🤡🤡

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Education › Re: Word Used By Nigerians But Not Found In The Dictionary? by Flows001(m): 9:39am On Dec 29, 2024

Gbola
Olosho
Gbedu
Banny
Okpo grin

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Romance › Re: Why Can't I Get A Good Girl To Date by Flows001(m): 9:15am On Dec 29, 2024

Nnamdipapa:
What types, grades, and qualities of "bannies" you dey change like clothes? The ones with map-like stretchmarks and craw craw for breast shey?

To begin with, I don't even do hookup ladies, na weak men dey use money buy sex..

I roll with University babes and graduates who are working class babes.

None of the bannies I roll or have rolled with dey below undergraduate level. Only simps spend heavily on bannies for sexx, some of us just dey knack with little or no financial condition attached.

Na we dey help Simps to service there serious girlfriends grin

Islam › Re: Imam Defends Controversial Jesus Lekki Mosque Banner (Video) by Flows001(m): 9:10am On Dec 29, 2024

BuharisBoy:
Just have a copy of Quran and rea h you may see guidance, have peace

Nah.
The Bible is comprehensive ENOUGH and final! Any other book after the Bible does not come from YAHWEH, reason why we insist that the God that you Muslims worship is absolutely DIFFERENT from YAHWEH that the Christians and Jews believe in.

You don't expect me to read stories in a book written based on hearsay, over the one written by eye witnesses.

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Islam › Re: Imam Defends Controversial Jesus Lekki Mosque Banner (Video) by Flows001(m): 10:06pm On Dec 27, 2024

BuharisBoy:
The Quran is not a story book or history book but a revelation from God the Almighty:
Who is the the allknower, the omnipresent and omnipotent.
All prophets from Adam, Noah, Abraham down to Moses and Jesus are Muslims ( Islam is believing in God Almighty and disbelief idolatry). These prophet worship God Almighty and not idols and hence they practice monotheism.
Islam is an abrahamic religion and not a new Faith.

Pls my friend reflect on this

Mr. Man, get this straight!!

The BIBLE is COMPREHENSIVE ENOUGH, and YAHWEH who had sent his ONLY BEGOTTEN SON to die for the Sins of humanity, DID NOT NEED TO SEND ANY OTHER PROPHET AGAIN!!

Jesus Christ had completed the work of Salvation which granted humanity direct access to YAHWEH in prayer (reason why you hear Christians pray in "Jesus' name" ).

There was absolutely NO NEED FOR ANY PROPHETS, and even the disciples of JESUS CHRIST who even had the power to perform miracles were NEVER REFERRED TO AS PROPHETS!

Apostle PAUL who was one of the spiritual and prominent leader of the early church himself was NEVER a PROPHET!.

That was why the Bible in its last book, which is the book of REVELATION 22:18 says:

"I WARN everyone who hears the words of the PROPHECY of this book (BIBLE): If ANYONE ADDS anything to them, God will add to that person the plagues described in this book (BIBLE). And if anyone REMOVES ANY of the WORDS from this book (BIBLE) of PROPHECY, God will remove that person’s share in the tree of life and in the holy city that are described in this book (BIBLE)."

Also, in the book of GALATIANS 1:8, the Bible says:

"Let God’s curse fall on anyone, including us or EVEN AN ANGEL from heaven, who preaches a DIFFERENT KIND OF Gospel than the one we preached to you."

The two verses above clearly shows you that YAHWEH had perfected his plan and purpose for mankind. And any subsequent claim by ANYONE that he or she is sent from GOD should be seen as false, this was what JESUS told his disciples in the book of MATTHEW 7:15.

After all the above was done and already in existence, then more than 600years later, one ARAB man came with a claim that he got a so called revelation from one Allah without ANY SINGLE PROOF OF DIVINITY.
Take note that all the PROPHETS in the BIBLE got divine proofs from YAHWEH, they all PERFORMED MIRACLES, some healed the sick, some raised the dead, e.t.c, but this ARAB man came with such a despicable claim and started introducing strange and personal ideologies in the name of revelations from Allah. NO SINGLE MIRACLE WAS PERFORMED BY MUHAMMAD IN HIS ENTIRE LIFETIME. He couldn't even heal himself from the poison he ate in the meat given to him by a young JEWISH lady, a poison that eventually killed him slowly and painfully.

It is clear that YAHWEH in the BIBLE and the Allah that your Muhammad claimed gave him revelations are NOT THE SAME!!!

All the PROPHETS in the Bible served and worshipped YAHWEH, not your Arabian Allah, and none of them recited any prayer to any Allah, nor performed any of the religious rites in Islam, they were all JEWSSSSSS!! And there are still JEWS in our generation now, so that confirms that indeed, the BIBLICAL PROPHETS had no connection to your allah...

Take it or leave it

Islam › Re: Imam Defends Controversial Jesus Lekki Mosque Banner (Video) by Flows001(m): 8:41pm On Dec 27, 2024

BuharisBoy:
Muslim or Islamic perspective about Jesus Christ is the best, the purest and most authentic while the Jewish beliefs about Jesus is derogatory while Christian believes is blasphemous against God the Almighty. Go and reflect upon this my friend

You're a big fool for saying such nonsense!

Who wrote the stories about Jesus in your so called quran?

Did any of the writers or even your Muhammed meet or know Jesus, so how the hell did they get their senseless, made up, fake and twisted stories about him in the quran??

Islam is full of scam, imagine dragging a person from his original roots.

According to Islam and the quran, Jesus who was a born JEW was a Muslim (when there was absolutely NOTHING like Islam during his days, show us a single JEWISH Muslim today).

According to the Quran, all the JEWISH Prophets and Kings were Muslims (when most of them lived in an era that was thousands of years before the Arab paedophile was even born)

You expect SANE humans to believe in such a senseless book and religion filled with deceit, lies, more lies and additional lies?!

The simple conclusion, the ISAH in your quran was ARAB, not JEW.

Jesus Christ in the Bible was from NAZARETH, and a born JEW.

Your ISAH was not crucified, and he was a prophet of your allah.

Jesus Christ of Nazareth was crucified, he died, resurrected and ascended back into HEAVEN where he came from, and he was and still is the SON of YAHWEH and also a part of the TRINITY.

The opinion of ISLAM and the quran is IRRELEVANT!!!!!

TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PEOPLE!

Islam › Re: Imam Defends Controversial Jesus Lekki Mosque Banner (Video) by Flows001(m): 5:18pm On Dec 27, 2024

BuharisBoy:
Jesus is a human a prophet sent by the Almighty God to the people of Israel after moses

That's what you Muslims fail to understand.

JESUS CHRIST existed from the time of creation!!

He was with YAHWEH from the beginning of time as a part of the TRINITY!!

In the book of JOHN 1:1, the Bible says:

"In the beginning was the WORD (JESUS), and the WORD was with GOD, and the WORD WAS GOD"!!

It was already written hundreds of Years before Islam, so the opinion of Islam and Muslims is completely irrelevant

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Islam › Re: Imam Defends Controversial Jesus Lekki Mosque Banner (Video) by Flows001(m): 5:14pm On Dec 27, 2024

Dittodat:
Jesus is not GOD. That's common sense.

The Quran is a completely flawed authority to rely on for anything about Jesus Christ because neither your Muhammed, nor the writers of the quran knew nor met Jesus Christ.

All their claims and stories about Jesus Chrsit were simply HEARSAY and copied/twisted from the Bible and other sources..

The Isa in your quran was ARAB..

The Biblical JESUS CHRIST was born into a JEWISH family!

Totally different!!!

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Romance › Re: What To Do When Your Fiance/Fiancee Calls Off Your Engagement/Cancels Wedding by Flows001(op): 2:43am On Dec 26, 2024

Samantha125:
The only thing to do is move to Burundi and cry for an entire year without any disturbances.

No nahh

The Law gat you covered wink

Romance › What To Do When Your Fiance/Fiancee Calls Off Your Engagement/Cancels Wedding by Flows001(op): 10:01pm On Dec 25, 2024

Are you a victim of a failed marriage engagement or failed marriage promise, or you know someone who has been a victim of such?
Do you think you deserve some sort of compensation for having been dumped without any reasonable excuse by someone who had earlier promised you marriage?

Watch the video below to know what the position of the Law is regarding this, and what you can do when such a thing happens:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lK9ddaNkEk?si=QxHpDab7mgA6J_hI

Romance › Re: Lady In Tears As Fiancé Cancels Wedding After Discovering She’s An ‘osu’ by Flows001(m): 9:49pm On Dec 25, 2024

I advice the lady or anyone in her shoes to watch the YouTube video in the link below, trust me it's worth it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lK9ddaNkEk?si=QxHpDab7mgA6J_hI

Politics › Re: Sharia Court Unveiling In Oyo Postponed by Flows001(m): 5:02pm On Dec 25, 2024

Educationalserv:
the one in America are Lesbian,Gay , woke and object that why they do BBL and co cos they are sex object to Men in America

Go to core Northern Nigeria, and you will be shocked at the number of Alfas and Imams that are coded GAYS!!
I was almost abused by a GAY Alfa that was acting like a big bro in our neighbourhood as a kid, thank God the idiot didn't succeed, that's how they go about bursting the nyashes of Hausa small small boys, despite the four ninja wives they have at home, but they come out in the open acting holy, bloody hypocrites..

Go to tiktok and see how una yarinyas dey twerk up and down, even with full hijab still on.. A corper friend said that the level of knacking wey dey go on for far North with all these yarinyas is alarming.. The difference between you Muslims and Christians when it comes to the level of immorality is hypocrisy, while you lots are specialists in hiding your actions and pretending, the bad Christians do theirs more openly without hiding..

Politics › Re: Sharia Court Unveiling In Oyo Postponed by Flows001(m): 7:39am On Dec 25, 2024

Educationalserv:
if sharia was bad why will christian moves to Dubai,Qatar ,Oman where they can live real lives not been Taxed to death in the UK or been shot at in Mass shooting in the USA also if it was bad why have sharia banks in swiss,UK and halal food in Europe . Kindly real history and know how many million innocent soul where killed to romans and crusader to promote Christianity

Oga, go to Afghanistan or Iran and be ruled by Iran or the Taliban, atleast you're sure of 100% and strict Sharia applications grin

Be reminded that the Muslims in those countries have been running away to Europe for soft landing..
Your women under shariah are nothing but sex tools and birth machines, nothing else and nothing more, go and argue with the Talibans, yet they go to Europe and be acting woke and demanding rights that their stupid Sharia couldn't afford them in their own counties grin

Keep deceiving yourselves

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Politics › Re: Sharia Court Unveiling In Oyo Postponed by Flows001(m): 7:39am On Dec 25, 2024

Educationalserv:
if sharia was bad why will christian moves to Dubai,Qatar ,Oman where they can live real lives not been Taxed to death in the UK or been shot at in Mass shooting in the USA also if it was bad why have sharia banks in swiss,UK and halal food in Europe . Kindly real history and know how many million innocent soul where killed to romans and crusader to promote Christianity

Oga, go to Afghanistan or Iran and be ruled by Iran or the Taliban, atleast you're sure of 100% and strict Sharia applications grin

Keep deceiving yourselves

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Politics › Re: Sharia Court Unveiling In Oyo Postponed by Flows001(m): 7:04am On Dec 25, 2024

Educationalserv:
very stupid of you .Oyo and osun are majority Muslim and are guide by Sharia law to govern there life's how is it your business.

You're a fool..
If the so called Sharia is good, why do Muslims run to Europe from Muslim majority countries due to sharia.

The presence of shariah is the beginning and introduction of terrorism. Afterall, the founder of Islam was a known terrorist, murderer and warlord

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Launches Air Strikes On Yemen Power Plants, Oil Facility, Port(photos) by Flows001(m): 6:59am On Dec 25, 2024

Sterope:
God's chosen people

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Houthi Hypersonic Missile Strike Hits Tel Aviv - BBC by Flows001(m): 1:42pm On Dec 24, 2024

AllenSpencer:
Iron dome should be scrapped and sold at Owode Onirin

That tech has been bursted!

You celebrated earlier last year when HAMAS penetrative into Israel, how far now?

Israel will respond in a greater magnitude

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Launches Air Strikes On Yemen Power Plants, Oil Facility, Port(photos) by Flows001(m): 1:37pm On Dec 24, 2024

Sterope:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DDwbCnZt_js/?igsh=aGFpaThlODhrb24x

MUMUUU..

Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Launches Air Strikes On Yemen Power Plants, Oil Facility, Port(photos) by Flows001(m): 3:41pm On Dec 23, 2024

Sterope:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DDwbCnZt_js/?igsh=aGFpaThlODhrb24x

Oga answer my questions and stop being an asshole!! grin

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