₦airaland Forum

GrammarNazi1:
This is the reason I rarely comment on Nairaland. Some people are just so asinine.

Thank God you did not find any grammatical error in what I wrote

jidxin:
really Whats your definition of cleanliness cos I think you have basically different meaning

Consult a dictionary first before we talk!

GrammarNazi1:
Both of you should see this screenshot below:

Chinese women don't bath daily either. Nothing new. I'm just here to call out low-IQ tight-budget guys who always blame “black girls” for their misfortunes. Mtcheeeew!

Foodforthought:
A large percentage of women folk are confused. Nude pics and they hiding their pubics.

Same as the “upcoming actor” that graced nairaland frontpage few days ago with nudes hiding behind a curtain. Confusion is not gener-based!

Oreofepeters:
being CLASSY comes when you have money, well I'm not talk about that, cleanliness and neatness is what I'm talking 'bout..
I know white girls have everything they need at their disposal but at least we should learn to make use of the little we have.....

You cannot verify whether a girl is clean or not simply by drooling over her pictures! Only when you date her and go down there can you say if she is dirty or not.

Do you also know that infections cause fowl smell and itchiness and many of “our girls” cannot afford good health care unlike our foreign counterparts? How many average black girls can afford 6 months overall underwear change?

Abeg eh..... If you cannot afford “big girls”, date your “small girls” mates in peace and cut us the crap! Generalizing “black girls” as dirty is unacceptable. Cheers!

Cc: jidxin

Oreofepeters:
mummy calm down na
I disagreed with this, not having money is not an excuse to look dirty... Not all white girls are rich and they are clean
I think our girls just don't wanna learn..

I'm not being racist...

Lol. I'm not calm because the thing dey vex me ehhh.... Hahaaha.
Classy is one thing. Cleanliness is another.

Classy: With the economy of “black” and “white” countries, tell me whose citizens have more access to free money to take care of their looks to have that classy appearance? Do you know how much a face mask costs, to begin with? Beauty products are expensive and only person wey don chop belle full, can now consider them. So excuse “us” for not looking “classy”.

As for Cleanliness: Every human being irrespective of race or color needs to learn, not just “our girls”. Even “our boys” are dirty!

One thing for sure is that no race of humans are born like they are carved in gold, just like the ladies in the picture above. Good looks na money kill am

Cc: jidxin

Oreofepeters:
I've come across many of them home & abroad..

You cannot afford the women you crave for. So you sit around and spew hate! Pathetic lot!

Money is what makes a women look neat and classy anywhere in the world. It's not a function of race. Actual cleanliness is an individualistic behaviour and is also not a function of race.

Oreofepeters:
because they have clean & white pvssies and not black...

So you have gone to pvssy now and no more physical features, hee?

Okay, lemme go down with you. How did you come to the opinion that white women have clean pvssys and black women don't?

Do you even have an passport to start with? Clean or dirty pvssy is a function of the owner and not on the race of the owner. Your obsession for white women basically comes from what you see on TV, I don't blame you!

So this is how white women look without clothes and make-up? Eh?

With the way some low-IQ nairaland guys put them on a pedestal and nearly worshipped them in the name of “team foreign women” eh... you will think they are all carved in gold with “perfect” figures like Kim K

Many stupid threads such as this one -
https://www.nairaland.com/4377512/nigerian-women-among-most-unattractive

Please anyone who has done tax clearance with FIRS Abuja, please help me

Hello House, please anyone who's got a tax clearance document from FIRS Abuja for dates between 2011 and 2014? Please was FIRS using a website online mode at that time?

I went to do a clearance with them and they gave me a paper document....

Whereas the assessor wrote:
A copy of the electronic tax clearance certificate along with a webpage to verify the details of the card.

Please help!

I admire his good spirits. He did not blame an village pipu or anunfortunate “nwa-boi”. He apologized for like delay shows his professionalism and he's ready to move on.

Wishing you a greater tomorrow, sir.

Sara Tancredi got pregnant for Micheal Scofield in Fox River State Penitentiary

baddosky1:
Cunt-in-nue!

Dirty mind. Get out if my mentions!

baddosky1:
40 hours a week under the sheets right? I get it!!

Yep! Is it your sheets?

baddosky1:
Just read what you wrote and ask yourself of it even makes sense. Which Nigerian woman has money that is really hers? Mtchewww!

What I wrote there makes sense 100%. Many Nigerian men are also gold diggers but they never acknowledge it! I have money that I made by myself. I'm working a paid job 40 hours a week. So shut up!

Maybe the groom is marrying her for her money. At least, not only women that are “gold diggers”

omo1010:
Thank u so much. I will do that immediately. They actually gave 30th Nov. but I believe the earlier the better.

One more thing. I discovered that company's name didn't appear on the tax clearance I collected form IRS Lagos, only my name, though the reference number is there. Hope that shouldn't be an issue?

Thank you

We are in the same stage. Mine has given 25th Nov. And I'm sorting it now. Let's chat in private if you don't mind.

Bad market, chai!

Dear Zanyzara, please is Electrical Engineering a pro rata occupation in Australia. Where (which website) are pro-rata occupations listed please. I am being assessed by EA.

omo1010:
Hi guys,
EA requested that I provide snapshot of tax clearance from me. One of the companies I worked for was deducting tax from salaries but didnt remit. I realized this but time didnt permit me to push for compliance.

I only spent one year there but need it to complete my 8years experience need. Moreover, one of my career episodes is from this company's experience.

Please, I need advice on the best way to go about this. Prompt response will be highly appreciated

Thank you.

Go the the Inland Revenue Service (IRS) office of the state you worked and pay in arrears. Then they will process the document for you. Go with your employment letter, or proof of employment documents. It will also be good to notify your employer before heading to IRS.

By the way, you can contact EA and ask them to give you sometime to request for the document.

Goodluck!

Money is good.
Money is very good.
Money is very very good.

Osagyefo98:
Until USA, Russia, China, SK joins will I take it to be serious.


Britain na scam.

China uses Electric cars but the OP did not mention it. Green plate numbers are electric cars, blue plate numbers are fuel cars.

GeorgeTheCoder:
This is a common way foreign companies seek to exploit low income nations. For instance, if you get a remote job say, as a programmer,[b] they pay you based on your country of residence instead of your contribution. [/b]Since we lack functional government the cheating goes on. In any case, Google is an evil company. Avoid them if you can.

You are right!
Even Chinko country has mastered this act. They pay you based on the minimum wage of your home country. And yes, since we lack functional government the cheating goes on.
Pathetic!

trastar:
198 days later.
We finally got our grant.

190 visa for husband and myself (I didn’t change my last name and all we submitted for proof is marriage certificate and joint account).
Occupation is Computer network and systems engineer.
State sponsorer-NSW
Applied -April 16

Congrats dear.
Please what English test did you write? And how many points did you get from it?

I love Trump!

Z4Gardell:
[s]Since you know what is typing to eat, your uninformed brain did not tell you that if your god PDP did what they are supposed to do in 16year there wouldn’t have be any other party considering how large they were. Your uninformed brain did not tell you how difficult it is to solve a problem that have a terrible tap root... what are you telling me are you saying that you do not have the knowledge of the level of damage done to Nigeria... I really don’t blame as you said please continue commenting to put crumbs on your table... until people like understand that nobody can easily solve the problems of Nigeria it will really take a long while... as for me, anybody who was and still is a member of PDP should be executed that is my candid opinion[/s]

Man-must-wack text. Oya plus 5 naira to your account

Z4Gardell:
For 3year he goes back to Daura but for 16 years of nothing... not even one conclusive project they stay you most be a patriot... it is people like you that is is hating Nigeria to a halt ... never again will anyone who have been a member of PDP rule this country again... Never

Nigerians are loosing their lives everyday in Nigeria, and your god is in charge if national security. 23 soliders killed in Chad, 50 shites were killed yesterday. Na PDP kill them, ode kobo-kobo.
Hating Nigeria to a halt ko. Anyway, I don't blame you, you must type to eat.

OMG! 188 and No survivors!

My heart goes out to the families of those affected

Divided by colors, United by belief.
RIP

Hi all,
I resigned from my job and left Nigeria in 2013. Now EA is asking for my tax records back in Nigeria (paper document and online screenshot). I contacted my employer (one-man company) and he agreed and has also sent to me the company's tax records for the years that I was employed there. Apparently, he has no individual staff tax record for the years I was employed there and he simply told me that the company's tax records covers for all staff.

Pls is this claim true? Will EA accept this paper document and add my Nigerian job experience to my assessment?

Please help.
zanyzara

sirgigs:
Dear Guru's in the house,

sorry I just have to ask this question as it's disturbing me.
Is it true that to measure English competence e.g via IELTS. It is judged based on the lowest score in the 4 bands?

L8
S8
W6.5.....this will be the basis for scoring
R8

Yes, to get 20 migration points, you have to score an 8 across all the four assessed skills.
For 10 points, you have to get a 7.
And no point if you sore below a 7 in any one of the four skills.

Please try to improve on your writing skills. Or maybe try another form of competency test. Cheers!