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With phone these days, just text him “Honey what will you like to eat when you come home”.
Then get it ready and snore away!

Head slammer, look at his forehead.
I'm sure the girl was wearing hijab.

I'm sure the little girl was wearing Hijab. Did it stop the fool? Nonsense people

Sandra is his true love

Which Abba Kyari?

Who invited this nonsense girl to Nigeria?
To what end? For what reason?
To sell bleaching cream and fight?
Don't we already have enough problems as a nation already?

Buhari shouldn't have allowed this!

He is receiving medical treatment in Singapore after ruling Zimbabwe for more than 30years!

Africa my Africa!

Sai Baba!

Demelo, Corrithians, Sarrki, madridguy and citizenY, Rossikk and other BMC crew members, please come and follow me loud “Sai Baba” for those at the back who cannot hear me

Imagine “I found out we were both AS after we got married....” human beings sef

How can these beautiful seemingly educated people like this be ignorant of their genetoype before serious courtship set in sef Upon all the enlightenment programs going on.

So now to 11 million naira IVF, they should not complain or rob it on our faces, they made their choice! And meanwhile, what will happen to kids they will conceive naturally?

Hahahahahaha LMAO

This guy is better off as NLC chairman.
Moghalu cuts “Presidency” better in my own assessment.

But sadly in Nigeria, the highest rigger wins!

Any kind-heartered nairalander in Enugu to help us verify these claims?

It is safer not to take Nigerian politicans for their word.

NwaAmaikpe abeg your attention is needed here

What of that delapidated school in the state that graced frontpage two months ago? Has he done anything about it?

Best selling author..... indeed

The lady sounds condesending and proud!
Let's she's changed as she wrote.

HML all the same.

adinoyi360:
use ur head,the parents want their own children to wear hijab...not all the female student,

Enroll them in Islamic schools kwanu. Izzza simple sturves.

The hypocrital aspect of this drama is that deep down, these islamic parents do not want the fully islamic impacts on their kids knowing the harms in doing so. So they want a touch of this and that - moderation. But no letting go of the innate troublesome nature of the religion. Lol
Who is deceiving who?

zanyzara:
Blessed is He in whose hand is the sovereignty! And He has power over ALL things.

Make way, make way, pave way,
Roll the carpets,
small up unnu selves, clear up everywhere,
ya dun nuh 7 Star General Zany ah come thru,
boundary adjustment,
roll the carpet, red carpet everywhere,
wave unnu flags,
cease and sekkle.

Picks up the mic, hello tueh tueh, testing microphone 1, 2….. 1,2….. hello tueh tueh……

Well, no need for stories…..

Application: September 13, 2018
Direct Grant: November 22, 2018
IED:August 7, 2019


bellong, alphadoor, spyroxxy1, trastar, mamajaz, tyosho and to you all I say thank you.


Zany.

Congrats o! Na you dey answer question direct here, thought you were already in Australia

She has hot body though

Komolafe89:
animal will the hijab affecting you ? Do they force you to to use it or what affects you there

Whaaaaat
Tell me why you should compel a young teenage girl to wear an hijab in this tropical region full of heat! Because of your insecurities right?

How can a sane man, look at a kid that age with lust in his eyes? Plus all the attrocities committed by your religious leaders on young ones. Does hijab stop your kinsmen from marrying pre-puberty kids?

Now tell me who is the animal?

Lucifer66:
Nigerians are fools normally, There's no lie there.
We're one of the dumbest people on earth.
We're literally about to vote one of these TWO corrupt people into office.

Once you use a personal pronoun, I won't have a problem with you!

Propaganda!
South-Easterners are the people in Ariria market, Aba, Main market, Head bridge, Ochanja Onitsha, New market Enugu, the commoners on the streets in Ebonyi and Imo holding their PVCs.

Not some fakes directors who can sell their birthrights when money exchanges hands.

Today, it is 2nd-Niger bridge, tomorrow it is, Igbo-presidency! Nansezens!

4 years gone, they are still puppeting fo..ols with 2nd Niger brigde. How many km bridge sef

Igbos are wiser now!

OdikwaRisky:
shut the fukc up you dumbtard

seriously you Nigerians are some of the dumbest shitts on earth

how would you say that? theres a difference between discipline and abuse

I wish you were actually beaten to death, you won't have he dumb mouth to say this

stupid retrded nigga

What exactly do you mean by “you Nigerians”?
Oh, you are no longer a Nigerian or what?
Can't you address him without making derogatery or snide remarks? PR really blows your heads up! Quite nauseating.

ChiefAlex:
My girl friend is from Enugu state. Stop saying that ok lol

I wish that girl will get sense and run away from your life! How awful such a sex-slave and master relationship. Which woman in her right senses will want to get 500 meters close to you? See all the rubbish you are typing about women, no respect for human beings in general sef. Tuah!
I won't reply your useless mentions.

Kenturkey048:
poverty basically dont mean lack of money.it goes beyond that..

no be internet matter.
U SUPPOSE KNOW WHY PEOPLE DEY ALWAYS WRITE THEIR EXPERIENCES..

ITK weeee not keeeee u! Amen!

Did I tell you poverty is lack money?
I already let you win the arguement, even made a joke of it. Yet, you are not satisfied! Why?
Oversabi gbasa gbasa! Carry on

Kenturkey048:
that is why you are POOR.

Poor me, lol
Internet sef

dpete1:
See Pot Calling Kettle Black. It Is 'mislead', Not 'MISLED' Who English Epp Sef

Lol. Yea, right.
Typo corrected

mjay26:
[s]You see why I call him scholar in judging people. Biko English not my first language. We are not mate TBH, your mate are all dead.RIP[/s]

Nuisance

mjay26:
You seems to be a scholar in judging people. what's your achievement, you that have never failed? My friend stop staying behind your phone talking nonsense .....

Who is your friend? Do I look like your mate?
You'd better go and get serious with your English classes.

It seems writing a book to explain failures is the new in now

Baba Obansanjo wrote about how he failed to supply electricity.
Toke wrote about why she is better off single.
Michelle Obama wrote to explain why she was not smiling.
Now Uncle Jonah has written to explain nonsense

I rather watch grass grow than read any of these nonsense. You failed - QED!

dadalicious:
[s]Poetic emphasis is not wrong.
It was deliberate[/s]

Shut up!
Stop using ITK to mislead the public!

Stocking:
Investment kwa?
Lmao!
Asset is the appropriate word there

Woreeeeva mehn, bye bye to rent for life!

Lol. Good for her!
Know what works for you, utilize it.
Tomorrow now, she'll be taken to Dubai and be given a ring! Next to Jamica for honeymoon.

Meanwhile, foolish broke-arses on NL will be shouting “Oloshi” upandan! Who you epp?

Biko don't quote me, I skipped the “side-chick” part

Good investment!
Beautiful intrerior too