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Cashew Juice. Gonna do this in future
Kunu packaged and niced up. This too perhaps

Biofuel... Nuclear plant.
These are costly alternatives
Solar energy and wind is cheaper and cleaner

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opeaceo:
feeling nostalgic?

Damn right i was

opeaceo:
If today was your last day - Nickelback

Wow. This song

The Corrs-- Runaway

Don't ever betray me. If you betray me, I'll cut that pretty co.ck of yours and wear it round me neck

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From Dusk Till Dawn

komzy589:
I've got no designs on her. One of my fellas over there's worth three thousand and another one's worth four thousand and another one's worth one, that's sure damn good enough for me.

Hateful Eight

Prometheus spare me your banality. This is not a case of war, this is a case of my daughter's hand in marriage so do not try to...bore me with the belligerence of your insolence

Splinz:
It didn't happened.

I beseech you therefore, brethren, by the mercies of God, that ye present your bodies a living sacrifice, holy, acceptable unto God, which is your reasonable service.
Romans 12:1 KJV
http://bible.com/1/rom.12.1.KJV

The Bible actually talks about presenting our bodies as living sacrifices, holy and acceptable before God which is reasonable service. Now that is clear enough and is the type that Samuel underwent. But there's no other explanation to burnt offering. It was simply burnt to crisp and its smoke went up to heaven where God savoured it.
That's the fate Jephthah's daughter suffered.

That curve of your neck one

You stole most of these pictures from Reddit R/MildlyIn testing

Kudos. There are people who so badly want Boko Haram to continue to exist...imagine someone expecting a next attack just so it proves the government is stupid, useless etc. Or that even if it's true, then it must be a secret deal struck with the terrorists to make the government look good. These people are pathetic and do not care if Boko Haram is defeated. They holed up somewhere away from the North East typing nonsense on their phones. It's scoring political point that matters to them.

Terrorism feeds on fear and terror. The more we celebrate victories, the less power those modafuckas have.

ip2121918021:
Nairaland's hate is love compared to reddit's

I know but the mods are responsible and would delete any hateful comment eventually or Redditors will even downvote it to hell. In fact, some threads come with a caveat sef, "No anti-Semitic comments...no holocaust denial..."

Seun abeg regulate hate on nairaland like Reddit na. These ^^ hateful comments should never even show. Even sef give us dislike button. Some of us want to down vote stupid bilious comments to oblivion.
And only comments with highest votes should show on front page abeg abeg

The Exorcism of Emily Rose

Bez Idakula--Zucia Daya

This song's soothing jazz feel used to gimme eargasms...still does
Would love to see the guy live

seunmsg:
The Bible says, except the lord builds the house, builders work in vain. So, it doesn't matter whether quality materials or adequate engineering supervision was given, God in his omnipotent powers can still decide to bring down or uphold the structure as he so pleases. And in the exercise of his powers, he decided to bring down the structure on his own children, people who gathered to worship and adore him.

This sarcasm eh

Choise:
nope... But make no mistake... I might be more beautiful you know

Lol I've not made any mistake. You said 'might' yourself. That shows the possibility is slim.

Choise:
lol .. Naughty

is that you on your profile?

Kiss Me The Cranberries

Away from whether the pastor need a Rolls Royce to glorify God show off...what's the sense in driving a fancy car on a bad road?
So called rich Nigerians will buy expensive cars to show off and still drive it on a dirt road. I'd rather ride a bicycle on a tarred road

Rather than likes, up votes and down votes like YouTube or Redit

The site also could use a facelift. No update since how many years

Plus responsible mods to regulate tribalism and nonsensical comments

Lmao

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