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Christianity EtcRe: Opinion: Ibeyomie Should Stop Defacing Port-harcourt With His Ugly Face by flyingdutchman(m): 12:31am On Apr 17, 2019
Nah! You still don't get it dude. I haven't been in a church in Nigeria for over one year. Now, that I have seen how you have made yourself useful UNWITTINGLY, I will definitely start attending. And guess where I'll start from? grin cheesy cheesy
HappyPagan:
You have been observed. Now, run along to cell fellowship. Papa is waiting.
Christianity EtcRe: Opinion: Ibeyomie Should Stop Defacing Port-harcourt With His Ugly Face by flyingdutchman(m): 2:50pm On Apr 16, 2019
HEHEHE! You have no idea what it means to be exposed or sophisticated. Anyways, like I said, thanks for spreading the gospel of Christ! Correct Guy! grin grin grin
HappyPagan:
You are welcome. Apply sense while reading.


You exhibit poor reasoning skills. I assume you are a Nigerian Christian.


Ah, the typical Nigerian Christianity... Fails so hard at sarcasm.. If only wit was by faith...
Christianity EtcRe: Opinion: Ibeyomie Should Stop Defacing Port-harcourt With His Ugly Face by flyingdutchman(m): 11:01am On Apr 16, 2019
Thanks a lot my brother for this piece. You just opened my eyes to realise that there must be something good and Christ like about the Ibiyeomie guy, for an atheist to call him out like this. I shall pay more rapt attention to his teachings from now henceforth. Thanks my brother for spreading the gospel of Christ.
CrimeRe: APC Used Chibok Girls To Clinch Power But Not To Free Them –parents by flyingdutchman(m): 7:37am On Apr 16, 2019
Well, you allowed yourselves to fall into the trap of sacrificing your children for GEJ's failure. Patience Jonathan cried out to God. "Diarisgod oo!" Did you guys think her prayers wouldn't be answered? Enjoy vengeance from God!
PoliticsRe: 20 Years Research: Igbos Are The Real Jews Not Isrealites- Dr Philips Njemanze by flyingdutchman(m): 10:08pm On Apr 14, 2019
StOla:
If your enemy is so confused about his own origin or identity, is there any better punishment to seek for?

If your enemy has no ambition of his own but lives his life as a reaction to your own actions, are you not already in control of his destiny?

If your enemy blames you for everything he has suffered in the hands of others, isn't it obvious that your enemy looks up to you to protect him?

If your enemy celebrates and gloats whenever he attains success in your own domain, isn't it obvious that he regards you and considers your standards as higher than his own?

My people, embrace your enemy and let him know all will be well with him, even if he continues to envy you, lend him your shoulder to wail on, because it is not easy to carry a burden of hereditary hatred that was foisted on him by genetics.
That you can see another ethnic group in Nigeria as "enemy" speaks volume about your upbringing and your heart.
RomanceRe: Am I The Only One That Doesn't Feel Anything When I Kiss A Girl? by flyingdutchman(m): 12:38pm On Apr 12, 2019
Eglobalma:
All the girls I have kissed, I have never felt anything. In fact it feels weird putting my mouth in another person's mouth, doesn't turn me on or excite me...the girls even feel weird after kissing me like it was forced. Is it just me?
Son (I assume you're male?), your time is too precious to be wasted on unproductive things. Do not end up like some of us who had to learn the hard way. If you feel nothing, good! And do not go any further to search for that feeling. When you are truly ready for a lady, you will know. Cheers!
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is So Stupid I Almost Beat Her To Death (this Is What Happened) by flyingdutchman(m): 3:11am On Apr 11, 2019
Is everyone ignoring the fact that both boyfriend and girlfriend are presently fighting on nairaland? grin cheesy grin >:grin
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is So Stupid I Almost Beat Her To Death (this Is What Happened) by flyingdutchman(m): 8:38pm On Apr 10, 2019
TMemos:
You're not a man.

So you ran to nairaland after raising your hand against me and beating me to stupor?

I will show this thread to all your friends you've been hiding your predicament from.

Let me also tell you. You can't kick me out of the house. The rent was paid in my name. The tenancy agreement is in my name. The landlord knows you as my visitor and squatter. The landlord even asked me why I brought in someone else to the house.
Ah ah! Madam, are you out of the hospital? Hehehe! *brings out bench*
TravelRe: Graphic Photos Of The Pilot Killed By Helicopter In Borno by flyingdutchman(m): 9:41am On Apr 08, 2019
I think the Air force should court martial whoever leaked this photo. This is disrespectful to the dead who served Nigeria. Nigeria is rotten! angry
CelebritiesRe: Simi’s Fight With Yahoo Boys: M.I Interferes by flyingdutchman(m): 3:57am On Apr 08, 2019
He has said nothing. Just sat on the fence. Coward! Speak out!
SportsRe: Popular Prophet Reveals Clubs That Will Win Epl, Serie A by flyingdutchman(m): 3:53am On Apr 08, 2019
End times is at hand! Jesus never spent time predicting who wins Chariot races, Roman Arena fights or even Lots. WWJD?
CelebritiesRe: OMG!! Lagos Gay Pastor Who Sleeps With Young Boys Exposes Top Pastors In Nigeria by flyingdutchman(m): 11:10am On Apr 07, 2019
TUUUFIAKWA!!! TUEH!
FamilyRe: ADHD: My Experience And How It Has Affected My Life by flyingdutchman(m): 3:36am On Apr 07, 2019
I am so so sorry to hear this. ADHD is real. Your solution is that

1) you need to have everything written down including your plans, tasks, messages etc
2) Get yourself a diary.

3) Your parents have realized that people with ADHD need a strict life of instructions to get them used to the system. Unfortunately, they are doing it wrongly due to lack of knowledge.

4) Learn to explain things to yourself using plots, diagrams and charts.

That said, I really understand you and for my part, will show better understanding to those who have it around me. Cheer up mate!

Smile. You're alright. Only the strongest overcome these things and live to advise others.

Just so you know... I USED TO HAVE ADHD. I still have occasional pull backs but have learned to use charts and lists to set my priorities. Trust me, you can't go wrong this way!
PoliticsRe: Rivers Election Results: Wike Leads With Over 600,000 Votes by flyingdutchman(m): 4:21pm On Apr 03, 2019
Shattttap!
Hallenjay:
there's no how they wud av seen up to 700,000 votes for dat massively rough election. ..this is a result of best rigger ....bfor u say anything. ..I based in ph and been here 6yrs now...
PoliticsRe: Rivers Polls: INEC Releases List Of Collated LGA Results by flyingdutchman(m): 11:11am On Mar 31, 2019
Why would the moderator allow this kind of misleading post to existhuh
awuf2008:
Where is the collated result? Moderator can you please remove this post now because it has no substance.
PoliticsRe: Ganduje Victory Thread by flyingdutchman(m): 5:48am On Mar 24, 2019
Are you aware that someone just spat on the lives of Nigerians who have died so far in election related violencehuh I am a Nigerian!
Ejimagifty:
Mynd44 rule2
SportsRe: Kanu Speaks On Rift Between Him And Jay-jay Okocha by flyingdutchman(m): 12:16am On Mar 21, 2019
Kneephy:
Like for Jay Jay

Share for Pappilo
Idiiaaat!/do you now see that Nigerians are not like that? Everyone clicked like and share for both of them. Stop trying to create division!
PropertiesRe: Help, My Landlady Is Threatening My Life by flyingdutchman(m): 8:27am On Mar 17, 2019
I would like to assume thatboth you and OP are adults...grown ass adults. Na me go tell you how food go take enter your mouth from pot? Grow up guys! Solve your problem like an adult and thrash it! If people start opening up about worse problems...abegee!

betterbest:
Provide solutions...
PropertiesRe: Help, My Landlady Is Threatening My Life by flyingdutchman(m): 6:09am On Mar 17, 2019
Something is wring with OP's head! How and why else would any normal person swallow these rubbish from landlord only to come online to complainhuh Am I communicating?
PoliticsRe: Governorship Election Results 2019 From Polling Units Across States (unofficial) by flyingdutchman(m): 3:55pm On Mar 09, 2019
And you think it is a good thing to starve an entire state if fundinghuh May your type get what is coming for you!

Naijaguy123:
We need to win all the south south states so as to starve PDP of fundings, we don't need to win any state in the east so we can have opposition from the Igbo and that way we can share their ministerial slot .

This APC victory go pain some people no be small.


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InvestmentRe: Leave My N10m In My Savings Account Or Invest It In Treasury Bill? by flyingdutchman(m): 1:46pm On Mar 09, 2019
ChineduObinna:
Nigeria has gone to the dogs!
He is correct, since 2017 bubu and him people have restricted it to ₦50m, but you can join a pool at your bank or investment firm and bid.
InvestmentRe: Leave My N10m In My Savings Account Or Invest It In Treasury Bill? by flyingdutchman(m): 4:45am On Mar 09, 2019
bigtt76:
TBills are restricted to 50 mliion and above best bet is money market funds or investing in TBills at the secondary market and a much lower rate undecided
Nah nah nah!!! Not true. Check your facts tittie!
SportsRe: Real Madrid Are Struggling After Losing Ronaldo To Juventus - Luka Modric by flyingdutchman(m): 1:48am On Mar 05, 2019
Shebi Ramos said they don't miss him? Sharrap jor! You never know what you have until you lose it.
CelebritiesRe: I'm The Most Romantic Actor In The Whole Of Nollywood - Uche Maduagu Brags by flyingdutchman(m): 7:20pm On Mar 02, 2019
grin grin grin
Samsonklin:
Keep dreaming sir and may you never wake up from that dream, mother.fu.cker
CelebritiesRe: I'm The Most Romantic Actor In The Whole Of Nollywood - Uche Maduagu Brags by flyingdutchman(m): 8:40am On Mar 02, 2019
Foolish delusional boy. Probably wasn't hugged as a child.
PoliticsRe: INEC Cancels, Reschedules Elections In Rivers LGA by flyingdutchman(m): 5:16pm On Feb 23, 2019
IDIOT! There is no such LGA as "Rivers LGA". Moreover, election went on in other areas besides bonny LGA. Ewu!
PoliticsRe: 2019 Presidential Election: Live Updates And Reports by flyingdutchman(m): 8:29am On Feb 23, 2019
Dreamer
VaselineCrew:
Guys today let’s liberate out country from the likes of Buhari, Atiku, OBJ, Babangida...

Vote for Sowore or Moghalu

Please guys, let’s shock the world!!!!

Just imagine how far Nigeria will go with it’s most educated president in its history.




Please guys do it for your Children.

Do it for their children!

Do it for those that suffered in Libya looking for a better life

Do it for those that have lost their lives due to political terrorism

Do it for those selling their votes for 500, as we bring them forever out of poverty

Do it for those that have been denied visas to better countries, this time our country will be the better country

Do it for those that have to spend enormous amounts to power their generators at night

Do it for Police officers who put their lives at risk but can’t even be paid a living minimum wage

Do it for our soldiers who now play the roll of police and are still ill equipped.

Do it for those who feel powerless against our thieving politicians

Do it for the greatest version yet of the green white green

Do it for those clamoring for restructuring

Do it for those suffering loss of jobs and un/under-employment

...



Sowore 2019, by the special grace of God!!
PoliticsRe: Sowore’s Campaign Signals The End Of Godfatherism In Nigerian Politics by flyingdutchman(m): 6:18am On Feb 21, 2019
He should go and barf!
CelebritiesRe: Cardi B Has Slammed Jussie Smollet And Call Him A Lier by flyingdutchman(m): 11:50pm On Feb 18, 2019
I am just as speechless as these two above me.

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