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Op did you observe at night when you want to sleep or when to wake up in the morning you find yourself clutching to the pillow?

It's nature's way of telling you, you need a spouse. Loneliness is emotionally overwhelming

osibenaezekiel:
2 till I become a multi millionaire in dollars.

you didn't specify if it's Zimbabwe dollars or American dollars

Everything is based on proper and family planning...
I want just 4 kids... But I won't mind if it gets to 9 ooo

fk002:
Haaaa prof! Na typo na

bro I have no intention to ridicule you oooo.

fk002:
Nigerians mumu ehn!!
if you check well
they attended Much rooms polythecnics. no regret so far.

mushroom

I have a Bluetooth neckset to give out

Anyone willing to give out a laptop...
Even if it's to be repaired

0KNM:
I have five packets of Kiss condom

Location is Agbor

delta to ilorin... Is far oo

AwkaetitiBabe:
Good Day everyone!

The much anticipated Christmas Giveaway is here! Can't say it's first of a kinda but I can definitely say it would be the best to come (hopefully).

So here's how it's gonna go,

December is still far away now

Ify72:
I'll visit my cousins that i haven't seen since like God knows when @ Abj and I'm praying to come back with enough cash cos they are loaded.

lol happy birthday

Mr7gWIRELESS:
my guy at 28 and you look like this.

You fine no be small o... Wetin you wan do with women above 30? seriously

Funmisticqueen is a young doctor and tarasha is also young still in med school.
they are the best for you... Wetin you dey find with 30 and abv

lol I don't even know how to answer you.

But I just want to feel the world,

Maduawuchukwu:
Why you comot pics nah?

naa fear catch me

amiibaby:
marry a tall, fair, wealthy handsome husband an

sounds like a perfect fit for price charming.

What happened

Bbbwings:
I'm gay
See that fresh boy for first page
And na same city we dey

Haaaaaaaa

MhisTahrah:
You are cute.

to you. Thanks tahrah

MissJoy29:
Hmmmm....Nigerian guys don't make this kinda of choice. As a Nigerian guy, you are supposed to be going for 16-19 year old girls.

Or you want the 'evening newspapers ' to mock them

this

FlyingTOMATOE:
it's a life of choices.

Are you above 30?

Ariza:
I am 55 today, anything for you baby.

really. That's intriguing.
Sent you a pm

Ariza:
Fine boy

May I add you to my collections of Cute Friends?

is being above 30 among your credentials?

MissJoy29:
You are 28 & you need a lady above 30? Seriously?
This is refreshingly different.

it's a life of choices.

Are you above 30?

theButterfly:
Cute guy. https://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/love/love0084.gif

Hello butterfly

funmisticqueen:
you're fine o

wow really? Guess we are all lucky...

Your braids are awesome

Same here in ilorin

Gaspardd:
Lol...22yrs old student. At some point in life, my age was 6 times ur age. So show some curtsey

132 years old? Tf is wrong with you

funmisticqueen:
Almost, will be through early next year. Are you interested in the matchmaking?

congratulations in advance.

of course

Age: 28
Location: kwara
Occupation: A poet, Content Writer, Graphics Designer, theologian and an agricultural enthusiast
Religion: in between Agnostic and atheism
Genotype: AS
Relationship status:
Person of romantic interest: female,educated, , above 30 , be pretty, nice height and be playful. (other things will fall in place)

Hobbies script writing, football, and long distance jogging
What are you looking for and in what time frame: 1000 spoons when all you need is a KNIFE
Dislikes/exclusion criteria: lack of foresight

Funmi how's Nysc? Are you through? funmisticqueen

You can't compare the effect of a vibrator to the real dick

That would be back in 200level.
I don't want to talk about it

mrlaazis:
people always ask this same question,but here is the answer;
Mr-laazis{de young musician} is the best young artist in Akpagher town.with the networth of #18 thousand.

wow no sh!t... Drop His number let me sign him up

Amatarasha:
SHE is yoruba n Wl always Cause problms .~~imagine her in ur brothers house ,she go fight all d sisters
She just nid beating olohun

how you write tells so much about you

Chipink:
I even wonder the foolish igbo women who gives them the chance to make them talk trash. I mean what on earth will attract me to a Yoruba man.?
[s] Money couldnt attract me so nothing else can..[/s]

it's common sense .. No one is attracted to a loser...
Its a simple calculus, you are a loser

If I can't marry a pilot, if I cant fly in a plane atleast I am flying a tomato

nairalandposter:
And why is pussy written on the wall?

that's the best house the lecturer and students appreciate

Luizkid:
It's good they arrest him before he gets to the Undertaker move

WTF straight to burial ground