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72Morale:
No matter how stubborn and wise you think you are; Don't ever go against tradition and your family.

sometimes you need to go against tradition in order to find your own joy

SUPERPACK:
Do you have access to a Tablet or Laptop? Can you work from home as a transcriptionist?

I hope you also explain to him how much data subscription he will need to burn to make 0.20$

udumosam23:
I was b/w 4-5 in mubi former gongola state, in d army barracks. Followed some group of older folk for a rat hunt, a bush was set ablaze and we spreaded ourselves in wait. From where I was standing, I saw about ten rats batting each others tail until they formed a circle in d fire, I called out and explain what I saw, and we all waited for the fire to die down, but not even one rat was found, I was severely beaten for telling a lie, but I know I saw it.

What you saw was real but you didnt observe what they were actually going around

Bluntguy:
Most of the things we kill ourselves for actually have an easier way out.

ofcourse, belle no dey kill, but i was amazed on valentine someone bragged about her boyfriend who had bought her an a new iphone. It cost 400k or so.
i guess we all know what we want

When your heart is ready and your mental strength is firm, there are steps you take which shows seriousness.

What I learnt today February 18 2020.

I have been worried about having my own family. So today, I took the Bull by the horn and went to kwara state registry in ilorin. When I got there, it was already past 4pm which was their closing. But I was attended to by a staff.

The staff asked if it's a church wedding combined with registry and I said it's only wedding at the Registry. She asked if I wanted my wedding to be during working days or weekend. She said weddings are held on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays.

Tuesdays and Thursdays weddings cost 13,000naira, which will be paid at KWIRS office and the teller will be brought as evidence of payment to the Registry for further process.
Saturday weddings cost 15,000 naira which will be paid at KWIRS office and and the payment teller will be brought to the Registry as evidence of payment.
She said after me and my intending wife have decided on the day we choose for our wedding, we would be given some forms to fill. After filling those forms, we would both attach our recent passport to it.

When we are ready for the wedding, we are expected to give the Registry a 21day notification and also bring 1 crate of Malt and 2 pacs of Cabin biscuit. It's meant to be shared with those people present.

Everything totalled under 20,000 naira . But that wasn't what freaked me. Something changed in me when the woman said "you and your wife will fill this form and attach your passport to it". What really changed in me?

Could it be a deeper sense of belonging or realizing I have truly come of age. Or maybe it's because I don't even have a girlfriend yet but only went to the Registry as a sign of Faith.

Burzz:
I want to bless 10 people interested in sitting for this year's jamb exam but have no means. Selection will be on first come first served basis. Thank you.
In addition, the best two results will be sponsored to the university. Note this has to be a federal university. I'm expecting transparency and honesty in whoever this might be. No fraud!

may your efforts not be in vain.

The purpose is for you to understand elementary maths. And thats sufficient.

If I had known there would be Microsoft Excel, I would have challenged any teacher that intends to ridicule me.

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Hope you are now one of the richest men on Forbes list

no not at all. He is busy looking for Saturday wedding in order to eat and after he will go and when Monday comes, he continues to apply for jobs .

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Hope you are now one of the richest men on Forbes list

no not at all. He is busy looking for Saturday wedding in order to eat and after he will go and when Monday comes, he continues to apply for jobs

bnmbv:
This was my plan, but with this HIgh Blood pressure ...

be wise quit while you are still alive

Nairaland arguments between the two genders are always funny

Nice efforts. May the most high bless the generous givers

SalomonKane:
You're cute sha.

Learn to look beyond the make up bro

jahsharon:
I stopped talking to fools a long time ago. Please let's pay tribute to Goatluck Jonathan for making his wife a multi-billionaire.

i would make my wife more richer than a multi-billionaire if I had the chance... Whats your point again??

MrCork:
..bro..I take it u are a handsome female..correct?...anyways, bro I am handsome (smh)

Cc worworboy

happy Christmas bro. I gave you one share in the spirit of Christmas

Godislove1234:
Better for me to marry evening newspaper and have peace of mind than marry morning newspaper that will send me to my early grave. Any other question?

Hello bro... You made my heart soft. But a part I really don't want to miss out is, "as a young man who really is desperate to marry his lover, what do I do for a living"? I didn't want to use 'you' in the quote that's why I made use of 'i'.
I am currently 28 but bothered about loneliness

Ebios:
Have you noticed that the handwriting is becoming clearer on the wall?
Or could it be that he is drafting a well calculated one?

you can send it on his behalf bro... You don't need to wait for Tinubu

heehehehe a whole bremex came to visit this thread in his real outfit

Ar3mis:
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Can Dortmund beat Leipzig


.or will a be safer ?

corners perhaps??

I gave Leipzig win or over 1.5

You are alone

1stKing:
I am thinking we should start something intelligent on this thread. I am of the opinion that football is a game of chance and speculations.

Let's post our million(s) naira bet.
Please let's be patient when picking the games and it's not NECESSARY that all games must be football. But you can stick to football if that's what you are good at.

Please let's be really patient and use Google for statistical analysis since other people will also be staking these games. THERE IS NO REASON TO BE IN A HURRY patience is important

I will kick start with This
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I suggest all post should be tagged #Decembermillions
Cc omodavido

abeg naa who play this game? I hear say them dey beat Bremen dey lose 4

Some men can't handle betrayal


OH eeya! He's a 19 year old boy

Tolani who began dating Orji in March 2019

Classic explanation of shorttime

Dyt:
Don't sit on the table sire

I have been beating around the bush... But it turns out the Bush was the shot am yet to take.

You are one in a trillion. Can we be friends

Dyt:
Good afternoon. How's the week been?

i have an obsession for pretty women and the 3 alphabet dyt.
Turns out you are everything

Dyt:
I am still pretty AF

good afternoon. Hows the week been

You can check this out

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Goodluck... I removed some games from the first one...

Nina4u:
I did ...i saved up 2.5 million naira for cosmetic sergery and now im loving my waste and tummy ...

waste waste waste

Like for plantain share for MRcork