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BusinessRe: Your Skrill/Neteller Account | Support Thread by FlyingTOMATOE: 11:04pm On Jun 12, 2019
Princeofasia:
i got 700$ in skrill and its restricted. they are asking me to upload my id which i have but i am not comfortable doing that. will the restriction clear after a few days?
I think I once read about skrill on the front pages a month ago or so. Someone was complaining that skrill is a scam
CelebritiesRe: Woman Seen Seriously Taking Selfies With Her Phone At Islamic Praying Ground by FlyingTOMATOE: 10:57pm On Jun 11, 2019
You can't blame her. After going to Eid for over 20something years and nothing has changed in the world for the better, trying to catch fun won't be a bad idea
RomanceRe: Rate My Pictures by FlyingTOMATOE: 3:13pm On Jun 09, 2019
CAPSLOCKED:
YOU CAN IMAGINE THIS OLD CLOWN SEEKING ATTENTION AND BEGGING FOR LIKES LIKE A LITTLE TEENAGE GIRL.
be nice sir. The dude is living in section 8
RomanceRe: Pinning Me Against The Wall, Best Sex I ever had: Fokken Queen ( Photo ) by FlyingTOMATOE: 9:37am On Jun 09, 2019
Phenomenal16:
... Uh? �
yes keh
FamilyRe: Close Your Legs Women!! by FlyingTOMATOE: 7:26am On Jun 09, 2019
elektra:
My own is, when are men going to start giving women their virginity for christ’s f*cking sake? I need virginity to cherish the person I am going to spend the rest of my life with.
HOW TO KEEP THE MAN YOU ARE DATING:

Do you love your MAN and you don't want another girl to snatch him from you? Then do the following things:
1. Give him plenty of attention. If you give him attention, he will not seek for attention elsewhere. Chat with him online via social media or else another girl will.
2. Give him listening ears whenever he is speaking to you. Avoid pressing your phone or reading a newspaper when your man is talking to you.
3. Do not promise him and fail. Do not promise him what you cannot do. It is better for you to say you don't have than to promise and fail.
4. Do not be stingy. Avoid telling him that you don't have, you don't have all the time.
5. Be caring. To be caring does not only mean you should be giving him money. There are many ways of showing care; e.g show concern whenever he is sad or in problems; be by his side when he is in problems, do not abandon him in his days of sorrow.
6. Tell him daily that he is beautiful.
7. Tell him daily that you love him.
8. Play with him and joke with him daily.
9. Don't be too hard and don't be too soft. Scold her a little, and pet her a little. Do not over pet or over scold.
10. Love his siblings, and respect his parents.
11. Appreciate him when he helps you to do something.
12. Allow him to advise you, seek him suggestions and respect his opinions.
13. Respect him
14. Do not take him for granted.
15. Do not cheat on him.
16. Play with him hairs
17. kiss him on his forehead, cheek and neck. It will pass a good message to him.
18. Let him sit on your lap sometimes.
Forum GamesRe: Words Ending With " LY " by FlyingTOMATOE: 7:16am On Jun 09, 2019
Franasoan:
Quietly
sadly
sheeplishly
granaly
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Answering The Interview Question...what Do You Value Most In Life? by FlyingTOMATOE: 7:08am On Jun 09, 2019
cherieb2:
I went for an interview yesterday and after the normal 'may we meet you' question, the next question took me unaware. 'What do you value most in life?'. I just told them plainly that I value my life most and quickly added that as a graduate I also value my career, cos I feel dats what they want to hear.
So house I want 2 hear your opinion on how best to answer that question.
wow went for an interview a week ago and I was asked this question. I was caught unaware and I stutter. Although I got better with the other questions
SportsRe: Norway Vs Nigeria: FIFA Women's World Cup (3 - 0) Full Time by FlyingTOMATOE: 11:02pm On Jun 08, 2019
hikiki:
hahhaah I don laf taya...oshoula d feel say she don arrive...I swear she be like iwobi for super eagles(over hype). we no go score even 1 goal for this tourney.
I don go unfollow the girl for Instagram sef. I hope she doesn't notice
SportsRe: Norway Vs Nigeria: FIFA Women's World Cup (3 - 0) Full Time by FlyingTOMATOE: 10:52pm On Jun 08, 2019
MT:
With all the prayer and vigil on the pitch by Falcons before the game started., yet they lost
if the falcons had combined the prayer with fasting, then maybe: just maybe, they would have lost by a small margin lol
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Sad Interview Experience This Week.. by FlyingTOMATOE: 8:46pm On Jun 08, 2019
Kusherman:
We go nack them 2-1 no shaking
good news, Norway is winning already
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Sad Interview Experience This Week.. by FlyingTOMATOE: 8:41pm On Jun 08, 2019
Nathdoug201:
My bet when remain 1 game to play now 9 dey my mind..
Just for Nigeria women to win Norway women
good news, Nigeria is already losing to Norway


So my brother, NoWay
RomanceRe: Pinning Me Against The Wall, Best Sex I ever had: Fokken Queen ( Photo ) by FlyingTOMATOE: 4:43pm On Jun 08, 2019
tydi:
Like the advise dished up to stop being brain dead about sex isn't for you, womb shifter manager! Creativity should be what we're all carving for as a young and vibrant yputh and not the bottomless pit between a b!tch thighs
cc GrammarNazi1
RomanceRe: Pinning Me Against The Wall, Best Sex I ever had: Fokken Queen ( Photo ) by FlyingTOMATOE:
You will only enjoy that "wallsex" wit men of short dick and small shaft.

The style gives a man unrestricted entry. Make a mistake and try it with men like me,
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How I Got Two Employment Letters Simultaneously Yesterday In A Twinkle Of An Eye by FlyingTOMATOE: 1:36pm On Jun 08, 2019
SOFTWORK SOFTWORK SOFTWORK SOFTWORK


I KNOW YOU WISH IT WAS YOU. But, WHO YOU KNOW?
FamilyRe: Snake In My Roof by FlyingTOMATOE: 4:57pm On May 19, 2019
This news above tho
CrimeRe: CCTV captures four armed Robbers In Action At A Florida Liquor Store by FlyingTOMATOE: 3:24pm On May 18, 2019
Orenshoshi
IvarTheTerrible:
angry

As an undercover officer in the Nigerian Police, i was caught up in a robbery at the neighbourhood grocery store at Umuahia

After buying St Moritz cigarettes, I was window-shopping - things my 75000 naira salary couldn't buy

I was at the perfume section farthest from the entrance when i heard " Make una drop am!!!, biko, biko!!!"
shocked shocked shocked

[img]https://media1./images/20f243e697a63f526fc9a81600daed50/tenor.gif?itemid=4885182[/img]

1st lesson of Police training school - assess your surroundings.

I quickly checked the CCTV cameras and i saw 3 fierce looking boys up to no good.


One was guarding the entrance, one robbing customers and the last one was stationed on the girl at the counter. Division of labour at its best.


Back to my story, where was I?


I silently said my last prayers under my breath unlike the those screaming "Amadioha, Jesus and Allah" at the top of their lungs.

I drew my service pistol silently and inched forward slowly in combat stance, sweating furiously even under the A.C.

BANG! I plugged the one doing customer service. His blood splashed on the shirt front of one fat Deeper Life looking woman.


" BLOOOOOOODDDDD OFFFFFFF JESSSSSSUSSSS !!!!!!!" She screamed. How she knew his name, i know not embarassed
InvestmentRe: How To Prevent Your Nepa Prepaid Meter Card From Running Out Fast by FlyingTOMATOE:
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ComputersRe: UK Used Hp Probook Intel Core i5 12.1" 4gb Ram 500gb Hdd by FlyingTOMATOE: 9:42am On May 18, 2019
Booked
ComputersRe: Dell Inspiron N5110 For Sale Core I5 ,600gb Hd, 4gb Ram by FlyingTOMATOE: 9:35am On May 18, 2019
vinxce:
Dell inspiron N5110
Harddisk 600gb
Ram 4gb
Very neat
Srs premium sound
Speed @2.30GHz
Windows 8.1
Direct x version 11
80k last price
08143752898
what state are you
Jokes EtcRe: Laff It Off by FlyingTOMATOE: 9:25am On May 18, 2019
Florena:
Shout out 2 all d smokers in da house, i beg indian hemp no good 4 human being @ all....
Na im one of my friends report say hin dey bar wit hin padi, one guy sit 4 their front dey smoke indian hemp wit his guy try
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FamilyRe: The People Of Idumuje Ugboko Need Urgent Help Please. by FlyingTOMATOE: 8:37am On May 18, 2019
I took the time to read this and I noticed a tone of hatred.
First you said you didn't know where Ned got his wealth from, you inferred he was a bastard. Well, all that aside, am glad you know some of the cultists and thugs he used were members of your community and the surrounding communities which you know.

Why not address your grievance to the minister of Land and housing, Raji Fashola?
I also believe no well to do OBI who wish to die well and have peace will give out ancestral lands without consulting the families involved.

This Case reminds me of King Ahab and Naboth
FamilyRe: Snake In My Roof by FlyingTOMATOE: 8:31am On May 18, 2019
xavuv:
Thanks. Someone is coming tomorrow. Lets see how it goes
tomorrow is now today. How is it going now
CrimeRe: Herbalist Impersonates GMD NNPC, Femi Adesina, Others, Dupes Foreigner Of N30m by FlyingTOMATOE: 5:04pm On May 17, 2019
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BusinessRe: US To Relocate Consulate To Eko Atlantic City by FlyingTOMATOE: 8:57pm On May 15, 2019
Legendguru:
US are the smartest on earth after raising billions from millions of visa denied in nigeria they still use same fund to flex on us by buying flabouyant properties
it's just business.... You too will pull such tricks if you could
PoliticsRe: Less Than 24 Hours After Buhari Host Saraki ,court Halts EFCC, DSS From Probe by FlyingTOMATOE: 2:55pm On May 15, 2019
Nkemtreasure:
In such a small room, they are using microphone..... Is anyone deafhuh
FamilyRe: Is There Anyone Having Suicidal Thoughts? by FlyingTOMATOE: 2:44pm On May 15, 2019
Sleevia:
Hello,

Is there anyone having suicidal thoughts due to life challenges they are facing?

Would you be kind enough to open up and let's deal with this openly?
cc Devlishginger
CelebritiesRe: Guccybranch Is Also Out Of EFCC Custody (video) by FlyingTOMATOE: 2:35pm On May 15, 2019
CaesarDon:
grin

Your mcm grin grin
nawa oo
RomanceRe: Is This The Most Handsome Man On Earth? by FlyingTOMATOE: 7:48pm On May 14, 2019
DREAMZZZ:
his name is toni mahfud an arabian model
I am more handsome than he is. I believe there are countless other dudes more handsome than me too
EducationRe: Sad Scenes As Twitter User, Segun Drinks Sniper Live On Twitter Over Jamb Score by FlyingTOMATOE: 6:09am On May 13, 2019
Failure in utme should be the least problem to worry about.

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