₦airaland Forum

ABEngine:
You know it's a great idea to do so owing to the economic situation of our dear country, the marginal addition of CO2 and a host of other environmental consequence of having you around at least one more girlfriend on free transfer .

I'm concerned and I must advise you hold on a while, burial rites are expensively expensive now, the naira ain't fairing well in the forex market places, the police would believe you were poisoned therefore turning your uneventful decision to a family catastrophe. So hold on till the naira beats the dollar and possibly the police can fairly adjudge yours as suicide and not murder.


I would drop further comments when you state the details of the screen play

I love your comprehension of his situation and the comically witty way you try to bring him out of his depression, I couldn't have said it better. Nice one sir!

What you didn't say in there was if she was younger or older than you are. If she is younger then you shouldn't feel angry but guilty for been largely responsible for your sister's death. If you had exposed her waywardness earlier, I'm sure something would have been done to salvage the situation by both your parents and the rest of you. Maybe not salvage it all the way but at least by half out would, pity she thought suicide was the way out but that's chicken move by weaklings.

Sorry if I sounded harsh but I'm only being honest.

pickabeau1:
Nope if it fell from her bum
it will run down her leg
Still looks like vomit to me

Look at the trail in the third photo and you can see that does not look like something that came out forcefully from the mouth but something that willingly came out of the other orifice in rather large drops.

pickabeau1:
looks like vomit and she is standing over it before it is cleaned

clubs get like this

That is not vomit my brethren, look at the heel of her left shoe, looks like the thing feel from her bum and landed right where it is and she is not standing on it like you assumed.

Jollyjoy:
Wow!bt i doubt if that is flavour.

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buygala:
#Surulere


May Oluwa continue to take him up and bring his haters down.... More Baby-mamas to his 6-pack blorkus




In other news...


My girlfriend ate all the Chicken-suya I bought and left only Onions for me ..... Please advice me before what happened in 1973 repeats itself

buygala:
#Surulere


May Oluwa continue to take him up and bring his haters down.... More Baby-mamas to his 6-pack blorkus




In other news...


My girlfriend ate all the Chicken-suya I bought and left only Onions for me ..... Please advice me before what happened in 1973 repeats itself

buygala:
#Surulere


May Oluwa continue to take him up and bring his haters down.... More Baby-mamas to his 6-pack blorkus




In other news...


My girlfriend ate all the Chicken-suya I bought and left only Onions for me ..... Please advice me before what happened in 1973 repeats itself


What happened in '73 o jare my brother ?

semi-unclad ? @lalasticala

dinachi:
My dear, many guys will tell you the same thing. Puccy hygiene of many babes suck. I still remember the sad story a friend told of how the fiancée's rotten puccy sent him running out of the house like a desperate man pursued by two blood thirsty battalions of diehard Boko haram members. The babe had visited and when the mood was favorable they proceeded to satiate their physical cravings. In the heat of passion, my guy tore off his clothes and extended a helping hand to his babe who was more deliberate in disrobing herself. By the time he yanked off her pants to have a view of the glorious paradise awaiting his touch and love, he was rudely confronted with the stark harsh realities of hell staring him in his bewildered face. The sweet aroma of his room swifty turned to a dark and atrosiously evil smell that quickly changed the mood from romantic to a matter of life and death. The odoriferous rotten puccy gave out an evil blast of terrible odour that confounded my guy and sent him running out of the house in utter confusion. Needless to say the relationship took a nosedive from then onwards.

With your thorough description of the whole event which supposedly happened to "your guy", something keep telling me it happened to you. Guy tell the truth make devil shame. Lwkm

Pangea:
You mean
Irrational fear of cadaver?

Not everyone is courageous enough to touch a dead rat let alone go near a dead body. As masculine as I am, I am nauseated at the sight of blood.

fatdon2:
God Have Messi.

Why can't God have Ronaldo or Suarez but Messi.

kilode100:
Easiest way is to bang him.
I did and now I'm married to him,
I go to work anytime...
Oga manager that was frustrating me before now carries my bag....
Life is indeed good and easy when you use what you ve to get what you want.

I can see that working for you well.

crackhaus:
You do realize the OP is a blogger and not the person in the story huh...

I didn't realize that until you mentioned it but then he wanted an advise, isn't it ?

crackhaus:
Who am I advising genius?

The OP of course wise ass.

crackhaus:
They always let it get to this point before seeking advise... fvcking amateurs

What's your advice smarty pants ?

Its hard for someone who is not in the OP's situation to give a well off advice. But my advice will be for you to thoroughly evaluate the situation and make your decision bases on what's best for you. If you don't give her what she is asking for, she will get it elsewhere and then she is gonna antagonize you based on the fact that you are in on her secret and trust me bro you are on your way out before you say jack. But then there is your father's words that will keep ringing in your conscience which as a good child you'd want to ignore but then does that put food on your table or pay your rent. Sorry this is so long but in sure you catch my drift.

FlySly

0merta:
You fall sick 'cos of an unfaithful, certified wh0re?

You must be a real B!tch-ass Nigger!

OP see as you make this guy vex so tey he dey talk america for here.

Its simple, she moved you from main dude to the side dude. So I'd say you return the favor by getting a better girl and relegate her to the side chic role. But remember, keep the sex safe. And no extra benefits.

BeeBeeOoh:
Since ur marriage is legal, my brother trotle that pusssy because, it's ordained in heaven..

So what makes the marriage legal or illegal ? Please explain kind sir.

Chinaimporter:
[size=14pt]This is an abomination that must not be condoned.this is part of illuminatis plan to turn everyone gay.
Cant you see that his dressing is demonic, he is attracting the attention on men lovers to himself so that he
Can steal their destiny and turn it into money...people that have choosen the side of the devil on the last fight.

Deuteronomy 22:5
A woman must not wear men’s clothing, nor a man wear women’s clothing, for the Lord your God detests anyone who does this.[/size]

Did you re-read that before posting or you just "poured" your heart and clicked enter. I don't mean to bash you or anything but people like yourself should take their time and evaluate the situation before making an effort to pass their God-given opinion. I hope you know that picture was doctored and he was not physically wearing that hair.
With that said do your research properly about illuminati and other conspiracy theories so you don't get too emotional and sound like a broken record when you talk.

meanwhile ,am chilling with her [/quote]You LIAR!! If you were actually chilling with her, you won't be on NL still. Unless I misread that. In which case I stand corrected.

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Ill wax that a$$ fo sho
Ill fvck the living shiit out of her
She'll be asking for a time out believe me.

Your sexual pervasion is so comical I can't stop laughing at your cartoon-ish personality. Are you sure you get sex as you are suppose to ? No offense though

Taylor86:
D once rejected buhari

d same buhari dat has no certificate

God

One day success will bring back our friends who left us during the struggle but definitely not as friends but as fans

If they left you during the struggle, they are not friends. Just mediocre ojulari.[b][/b]

bushdoc9919:
What exactly is civilization?

I am not a troll...i am serious.

You my brother are a troll in its purest form.

I'd speak for most folks on here who had the patience to read this post. WE DON'T CARE!! For what its worth, we don't know if it was ever there or not. So why should we care now or are you gonna make a tape of it while you're selling it ?

tpiadotcom:
are you the husband or wife in question?

I think it's very ill bred and unnecessarily vulgar to monitor a couple's personal sex life in the manner we are seeing.

lord have mercy.

I don't mean to sound insultive but you don't seen to fully understand the post because your response is way off the mark.

odensibiri:
That looks like a Black Mamba, one of the deadliest snakes in the world. You should tan the skin and make it into a nice accessory.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXzMPaYTrZc

Black mambas are mostly longer and more swift. It would have been a little difficult to kill if it were a mamba. But still I don't rule the possibility that this might be a baby mamba though. IMO

tonychristopher:
I know you are yoruba, I like you but I think your people should change their orienation, they will castigate innoson cars, they will call Nigerian made IGBO MADE...that is why they are still stuck in that position...I have been to almost all yoruba states and capital and i cant see any thing spectacular, i live in lagos, yesterday I even saw a mud house in one Abule near Egbeda



Pls, let us learn how to support each other rather than pulling people down and to be honest Yorubas are noted for that, even in work place, just make enquiries....

If you can change your orientation and talk to your people to cahnge, Nigeria can be better...... We all have our strengths and weakness, Igbos are technologically and Business savvy, we have found our strength, I think Yoruba should find theirs ALSO, hausa is agriculturally savvy

So key into your strengths than hate

I think it boils down to each individual to reorient themselves and be more receptive. Embrace the other guy and see them as equals and not inferiors. I love the Igbo, Hausas, Efik, Tiv you mention it. I have traveled mist states of the federation and i feel comfortable around everyone, I mean how can I not be comfortable with everyone as a Yoruba man who look and talk like and Ibo man. Please my brother we are Nigerians and let's keep it that way. That's how they see us the moment we step outside the shores of this Great country.

tonychristopher:
WHAT IS COMMON SENSICAL...IT'S THIS ATTITUDE OF YOUR PUT US IN THIS MESS ..IT'S ANNOYING ..CRITIQUES ALL TIME WITHOUT ANY HANDS ON EXPERIENCE

BIAFRAN BUILT MOBILE REFINARIES 40 YRS AGO INSTEAD OF SUPPORTING. THEM AFTER THE WAR THEY JETTISONED THEM ...TODAY 40YRS AFTER WE CANT REFINE COMMON OIL


BIAFRAN MEN BUILT GUIDED MISSILES AND BOMBS REST IS HISTORY TODAY WE CANT DEFEAT BOKO HARAM

AN IGBO INVENTED CHOLORA VACCINE THEY MESSED IT UP TODAY WE ARE BATTLING WITH CHOLERA


THE FIRST OPEN HEART SURGERY WAS IN UNTH IN 70S BUT INSTAED OF SUPPORTING THEM THEY WONT TODAY NIGERIANS ARE GOING TO INDIA FOR 5HAT


NOW THIS GUY BUILT THIS DREGGER YOU SIT BACK THERE AND TALK SHYT..AND YOU EXPECT ME TO SUPPORT U

I HATE BEEN A NIGERIAN...UN PLS SPEED UP THIS PROCESS


TOO MUCH PULL HIM DOWN IS HERE


DAMN

Calm down sir. You must be really pissed to type all comment in CAPS. Sincerely from a Yoruba man

Will these people just shut up with there ethnic nonsense for once and see this country as one indivisible entity. Look at the big picture and take your heads out of your asses for a bit. I have been frequent visitor on NL for about 3 months now and I have come across lots of bigots and hypocrites alike. Can you guys be a little bit more accommodating of the other guy's ethnicity. PLEASE!!

Joshuadon:
None




Pls wats wrong with No 17

Quite is use to express volume while quiet is a state of little or no sound at all.