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Massiveglory:
Sleepless day and night loading for some persons.

so?
Make I fry garri Obidently?

Anigreat:



Okay , we've seen that you're using IPHONE.

so?
Are you jealous?

U just triggered her jealousy level

Watched the movie when I was a kid

fati2001:
We're waiting.

Tell me u r joking wt what your signature says!!
Are u truly LGBTQ?

Ok. This fufu wey full everywhere
U dey host party?

meobizy:
A fake, fear mongering story thought up by a hungry journalist. When bored, these people type fake stories to sharpen their skills. Since fake news travel faster than lies, the person gains from the clout.

But the story has some lessons in it!!
Despite say na fake gist

shogsman:
Maybe your itel is not working very well

Kilo happen?
You dey whine yourself

shogsman:
Maybe your itel is not working very well

Werey how u take know say I dey use itel?
Your brain sharp small

shogsman:
Mumu,just one ahn,I think you forgot when 5,000 soldiers surrendered and begged for their life in mauripol

Ode
where ya source?

shogsman:
I saw a funny thread here about if Russia can actually win in Ukraine and I just laughed because of how stupid it sounds,the question should be if Ukraine actually have a chance in hell.
Russia is not even fighting up to minimum capacity in Ukraine, it's used approximately less than 4% of it's 3.5million strong army without any notable mobilization or conscription and it's already controlled 30% of Ukraine.

Nobody with an actual brain can think Ukraine will win Russia.
If Russia declares war on Ukraine today and mobilize troops Ukraine won't last one month before it turns into a pile of crap
-A country has over 12,000 tactical nuclear weapons
-6,000 nuclear weapons
-an army of 3.5million
-almost 30,000 tanks
-self propelled artillery numbering in the tens of thousands
-hypersonic missiles
-hybrid missiles
-dozens to nuclear powered submarines like the uese class subs that was designed to deploy nuclear weapons with the sole aim of sinking aircraft carriers
-air force with over 5,000 aircrafts
thousands of suicide drones
-tens of thousand of recon drones
-avangard hypersonic glide vehicles that can travel faster than the speed of sound and deploy nukes capable of destroying a whole country at once
-tupolev tu stealth bombes than can nuke your country without your radar detecting it
-100s of battle ships like the mighty Kirov battle cruiser that can release hell on you from a continent away.
-Literarily millions of missiles.
Russia literarily used a whole city for weapons storage that's how crazy they are.the
You lots really need to read up and study.

USA had to create NATO an alliance of over 30 countries to fight only Russia, if that doesn't tell you how powerful this people are , you're dumb.

Russians at home don't know anything about the war in Ukraine that's how little resources used in Ukraine are, kalingrad alone holds more weapons than most EU COUNTRIES.

So if you think Ukraine can win a real war with Russia you're stoopid

while captured Russian soldiers are crying in Ukraine

Messi1:
Can you recall i have been ignoring you? you are weak like woman and i don't fight women.

Ignore kwa?
Only women does that!!
And it's a sign of weakness!!

Messi1:
dogs don't bark where Lions roar.

Really?
But lions only roar when it's hungry!!
But dogs barks to scare it's enemy off!!

AdakaBoro8:
The government of ghana has arrested many Igbo-nigerians for drug peddling, ritualism, prostitution and other various illegal activities in the country.

You just dey jump jump
Dey cap anyhow!!

Source
Efulefu

BeanmanX:
No just let Vawulence reach u sha...

Nothing come out!

Totilopussylick:
TB Joshua saw his own

He told the congregations


And couldn't prevent it

His was a karma..
A debt he urgently needed to pay..

Totilopussylick:
Even as several persons predicted when and the hours before dying they couldn't prevent it

Yes u can.
I have seen many scenarios

BeanmanX:
U want collect abi?....

Na today?
E don tey
Wey men don dey collect
Still yet
Nothing come out!!

U go soon rock another ban like Agbada!!

I prefer how:
So that I can prevent it

Tina00writer:
I laugh

Why?

Chai.
Such a beautiful woman.
Werrin hausa Muslim girl see for chinko Hindu wey she no see for yoruba/Igbo christain?
I strongly believe that he was
Motivated by the inscription on his red
T-shirt: "JUST DO IT"!!

can answer that better...

Baddestguyp:
is this weed talking or insanity

please don't mind
Meobizy,
Check my signature

richie240:
When last did anyone have d 'mood'to wake up and go to work? We don't have the mood to wake up from our cosy bed and go to work yet we still do. You know why? It's bcus there are dire consequences for such actions:
It's either:
(1) you receive no pay
2) you are laid off.
So what do you and I do, we tuck-in dt 'mood' under our mattress and off we go to work contrary to how we feel.

Why don't we say, "ah-ahn, my boss shd understand that I am not in the mood to come to work 4 days in a week"? Yet we expect our spouses to understand that we are not in d mood for our conjugal duties for months, yet in those weeks/months, the 'wife's still expects d husband to do his own part of d deal as husband (putting food on d table, dropping money for her expenses etc).

The thunder dt will fire dt 'mood' is already doing pressup.



But she can be in d mood to collect demand money from d man shey?


You forgot that 'sex' is one of the terms of engagement in d contract (aka marriage) shey?
It's like a cleaner complaining that his employer shd give him a break from cleaning and that he shd stop whining about asking her to do d exact duty upon which d need to employ her arose in d first place. If she doesn't do d exact job she was employed for, who will? The maiguard?
It's obvious most females don't really understand what marriage is all about. They think it's all about d ring and d 'Mrs.' title.


See small pikin talk. Anyways over to the Simps who still think marriage na accomplishment.

E nor consyn me.

Bro you even get time for blessedmercy8
And her rantings.
She is turning into a feminist...

wolesmile:
What's this one saying??

Do u need a soothsayer bro?

bularuz:
Don't thank him yet, learn UI/UX

park well.
Werrin dey worry u.

Rot in jail

wolesmile:
The way you address me as "Son" is somewhat annoying. Can you please, stop it.

Please you have to accept it.
You r lucky, she recognizes u and calls u son!

ObamaMessi:
Either this is an ipob terrorist or an afonja skull miner.

Abi?