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Travel / Re: See The List Of The 5 Busiest Roads In Nigeria. by fmarshal(m): 12:53pm On Mar 30, 2017
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Well the origin of highway traffic in Nigeria are the seaports and since the North doesn't have them you will tend to think North bound highways will be more congested than South - East bound ones which have alternative ports lined up from Warri to Eket taking a bit off the cargo volumes. So I guess Lagos - Ibadan will be slightly more congeated than Benin - Ore.

This would be absolutely correct if all the seaports were operational.
A more logical reason has been given why Lagos-Ibadan expressway is the busiest.
Education / Re: JAMB Scraps Mouse, Adopts “Eight-Key Device” System For 2017 CBT Exam by fmarshal(m): 12:48pm On Mar 30, 2017
Dudeweedlmao:


don't reply me with such dumb comparison dude.



it's not a downgrade. The people are in this thread are only doing what blacks do best, to castigate things they don't understand.
i bet you if there is to be a news about oxford using this same type of system in their exam halls, everybody that rejected this new upgrade will take back their words i can't really go into details why simply typing A B or C during a question is better than hovering a mouse and then clicking on the answer, the former seems very fast to me, so it saves time, essentially what technology is about and the latter?...well i don't need to say much about that.

The idea behind this development is because "people have phobia for mouse". Bruh, it's 2017. What have they learnt in 3yrs of Nursery​ school 6yrs of Primary school, and 6yrs of Secondary school
So when they get to the University, and they are given a research work to do, would they be pressing ABCD.... on device, or they'd use the mouse to navigate

The day Oxford, or any top Institution use something like this, PIGS WOULD FLY.

PS: I apologise for the comparison I made earlier.
Education / Re: JAMB Scraps Mouse, Adopts “Eight-Key Device” System For 2017 CBT Exam by fmarshal(m): 12:33pm On Mar 30, 2017
Dudeweedlmao:


the mouse was invented in 1964, it should be obsolete by now.

Since you weren't born today, I guess that also makes you obsolete. Right?

The mouse has evolved bruh, follow the trend, track-ball, track pad, wireless etc.
Education / Re: JAMB Scraps Mouse, Adopts “Eight-Key Device” System For 2017 CBT Exam by fmarshal(m): 12:25pm On Mar 30, 2017
Dudeweedlmao:
i have to give it to JAMB, they are always upgrading every year. even though JAMB shouldn't even exist.
But WAEC has been around since before i was born and they still struggle to digitize common registration process.

Quite sad.

This is a downgrade bruh.
It's like they were using head pans to take their goods to the market, then someone bought them a pickup truck. Then, they said it's too sophisticated, they'd rather use a wheelbarrow.

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Travel / Re: See The List Of The 5 Busiest Roads In Nigeria. by fmarshal(m): 12:17pm On Mar 30, 2017
YonkijiSappo:


While the Lagos Ibadan road convers traffic from all the West and North.
Also mind you, The Benin-Ore traffic still eventually all empties into the Lagos Ibadan Expressway near Shagamu.
So Lagos -Ibadan is the busiest no doubt.

Yeah, that's​ true *scratches head*
Aki, you are right smiley
Education / Re: JAMB Scraps Mouse, Adopts “Eight-Key Device” System For 2017 CBT Exam by fmarshal(m): 12:13pm On Mar 30, 2017
Some dum dums would still press the wrong key, just like the dum dum that thought this is a brilliant idea.
It's 2017, encourage computer education, and not a form of it.

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Travel / Re: See The List Of The 5 Busiest Roads In Nigeria. by fmarshal(m): 11:52am On Mar 30, 2017
I've always felt the Benin - Ore road is much more busier than Lagos - Ibadan road. It conveys all the traffic from the South and East.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Loses As US Oil Attracts More Buyers by fmarshal(m): 11:47am On Mar 30, 2017
All these Western countries are hypocrites. They prefer to give AID to Africa and brag about it.
Time to buy oil, they would prefer to buy from the already established US.
The oil US stole would soon finish. When they all return to buy from us, we have to triple the price.
Romance / Re: Man Takes A Bottle Of Beer In Front Of His Partner In Their Pre-wedding Photos. by fmarshal(m): 11:43am On Mar 30, 2017
This guy loves the bottle more than his wife to be and she's cool with it.
Make we leave them.
Food / Re: Nigeria Ranks 4th In Soft Drinks Consumption Globally by fmarshal(m): 11:35am On Mar 30, 2017
timidapsin:
Like if your favorite drink is Team grin grin

Menh I can't do without that sh!t

Me I'm Team Teem

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Politics / Re: Mahmood Yakubu Elected President ECOWAS Network Of Electoral Commissions by fmarshal(m): 12:08am On Mar 30, 2017
Who else read Mahmood as Manhood grin grin grin
TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: Efe Is Only Down To Earth Because He Lacks Exposure - Tboss by fmarshal(m): 12:03am On Mar 30, 2017
NwamaziNwaAro:
angry
Efe is a fake gee...
Claiming Warri yet he can't speak Urhobo.

Runs people down behind their backs but can say it to their faces...yet he prides himself as being real..

Calls himself a rapper when Vic O has better rhymes.

He might eventually win this contest, but I won't be suprised.
BUHARI won an election in Nigeria too.

I've never seen the show, and I don't intend to, but your comment has got my attention.
Who says speaking Urhobo is evidence of your "WARRINESS"
Na only Urhobo dey Warri? What about Ijaw, Itsekiri, Effurun etc etc.
Bros, Pidgin English is the universal language spoken in Warri.
Business / Re: Ladies Pose On The Floor At Shoprite, Umuahia (Photos) by fmarshal(m): 4:08pm On Mar 29, 2017
A leopard can never change its spots.
Sorry for the guy wey toast dis babe kom take am out.
But wait o, dem be thesame.
Crime / Re: JUMIA Delivery Man Killed In Port Harcourt (Graphic Photos) by fmarshal(m): 11:00pm On Mar 28, 2017
So should delivery men now move around with security escorts!!!!!
C'mon Nigeria, what are we turning into?
Evil is evil, but it would have been much better if the cowards went down to Jumia storage facility and robbed there than brutally killing an innocent fella trying to make ends meet.
RIP Jehovah that gave you life shall avenge.

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Celebrities / Re: Clarion Chukwura Receives A Kiss From Her Husband As They Step Out In New York by fmarshal(m): 10:48pm On Mar 28, 2017
She seems to be getting younger by the day. I wish this for my wife to be. wink

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Family / Re: My Fiancée Had An Incest Relationship With Her Cousin Years Back, I'm Devastated by fmarshal(m): 10:44pm On Mar 28, 2017
MIB1:


Long before we met .. About 6 yrs ago

Maybe pained is not.the right word

I'm just scared of the spiritual aspect like curses or something besides I know I will never have any good relationship with that cousin of hers

You said you have prayed on her behalf, and she has also fasted and prayed.
Then why doubt that the blood of Christ has not cleansed her from all unrighteousness
I advise you to move on. God has forgiven and forgotten.
Business / Re: CBN Reintroduces Cashless Policy by fmarshal(m): 6:27pm On Mar 28, 2017
I wonder why we keep recirculating old news!!! The least you could do was to add more flesh to this post, cos when banks sent this to their customers weeks ago, it was properly explained.

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Literature / Re: Wole Soyinka Joins University Of Johannesburg by fmarshal(m): 6:24pm On Mar 28, 2017
Zabilon007:
In other news,.... DINO NYSC CERTIFICATE SHOWS HE PASSED OUT ON 8TH JULY, 2001.....HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE WHEN 8TH JULY 2001 IS ON A SUNDAY

So? What has that got to do with anything?
I graduated 3rd June 2012.
Go check your calendar.
Celebrities / Re: Stella Damasus Wears Daniel Ademinokan’s Shirt & She Slays by fmarshal(m): 6:21pm On Mar 28, 2017
Ladycloud:
Where is the slay picture??....

Modified.... She looks good cheesy

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Agriculture / Re: Nigerian Fruits: Why Are The Days Gone? By Patrick Dele Cole by fmarshal(m): 6:18pm On Mar 28, 2017
I can relate to this post. I remember the days in Nigeria when we had all these in abundance. Now, it's a terrible situation.
I am currently in India, I feel bad for Nigeria every morning when I open my window and watch Indians milking cows, goats and buffalos. They sell fresh milk, curd, butter, cheese and all dairy products daily. Fresh milk is the norm, and when they are packaged, the expiry duration is just a few days.
Not only dairy products, but their agricultural sector is great. There is no need for tomato puree, you get fresh tomatoes easily. It costs about N50 per kg. Other fruits are also readily available, fresh from the farm.
If we could develop our agricultural sector, Nigeria would be great again..
Politics / Re: Melaye Prepares Cyberstalling Case Against Sahara Reporters, Publisher In NY by fmarshal(m): 3:52pm On Mar 28, 2017
Aragon:


Finish who? what does he know about American Law? Who do you think helps Sahara Reporters with some sensitive News?
This is the biggest Joke of the Century! Now that SR-guy would intensify his investigation on Dino...
This very Saga has showed that most Nigerian Journalists are simply Lazy Considering what Jounalist in the WEST do to Politicians... Some Politicians in the WEST actually retires from active Politics when Journalist have a go at them! But our Politicians like Dino believes they are Lords and Celebrities that deserves to be worshipped

Bro the bone of contention here is did he or did he not graduate from ABU.
Facts said he did. American Justice system operate based on facts proven beyond reasonable doubt. The VC of the said institution has already done that under oath.
Every other indictment against him is secondary. He is only filing a case for the ABU saga.
Politics / Re: Melaye Prepares Cyberstalling Case Against Sahara Reporters, Publisher In NY by fmarshal(m): 3:46pm On Mar 28, 2017
Truth234:
Just like Obanikoro, he will lose. He was even fingered in witness assassination in 2007 by the U.S government.

99% of the time, Dino may be a criminal.
Unfortunately for Sahara Reporters, they touched his clean 1%. Trust me, he's gonna hang on to this and do what he can.
He is not debunking Harvard or murder, no, he is holding on to ABU case.
Whether he graduated legally or not, the judges hold on to facts, and facts from ABU says he graduated.
Politics / Re: Melaye Prepares Cyberstalling Case Against Sahara Reporters, Publisher In NY by fmarshal(m): 3:38pm On Mar 28, 2017
atiku07:
i can assure him that he will loose the case gallantly Naija no be yankee o!

Over there once u are a public figure, which dino is then anyone can snitch on u while the onus now lies on u to prove ur case lol

Bro, he already has all the proof he needs. There is evidence of the VC of his school testifying under oath that he obtained a degree.
What more evidence does the court in New York need

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Celebrities / Re: Freeze Househelp Wastes His N150k Wine As He Cries Out (Photo) by fmarshal(m): 9:45am On Mar 28, 2017
Smellymouth:
I need a fellow brethren to Join hands with me let's pray for Dr Freeze.
Stretch out your hands towards Dr Freeze..Every evil spirit tormenting Freeze,I cast you OUT!!!

grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy grin cheesy grin
Nice one. I can't stop laughing.

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Celebrities / Re: Moet Abebe Holds Online Memorial Service For Late Dog [PICS] by fmarshal(m): 9:42am On Mar 28, 2017
F**k off Moet Abebe. No apologies.
Politics / Re: Ibrahim Garba Confirms That Dino Melaye Graduated From ABU In The Year 2000 by fmarshal(m): 3:26pm On Mar 27, 2017
Intrepid01:


Ohh my God,, bros I go slap you o....na where you for waka come from sef?

Na today people start dey lie under oath?

So people wen talk truth under oath carry evidence begin dey talk truth from the evidence abi
Oga whatever fact(s) they have is presented before the panel and they testify with their mouths.

Does that make it word of mouth
Politics / Re: Poverty Rate Of The 36 States In Nigeria By United Nation Poverty Index by fmarshal(m): 3:04pm On Mar 27, 2017
Though I haven't conducted any survey, and I don't intend to any time soon, but logic tells me this report lacks accuracy. The figures from Lagos and Osun states do not add up.
How!!!!!!
Politics / Re: Ibrahim Garba Confirms That Dino Melaye Graduated From ABU In The Year 2000 by fmarshal(m): 2:50pm On Mar 27, 2017
Intrepid01:


Bros, no let me hit you o...so because he's the V.C we should take verbal confirmation abi.....Bros it doesn't work like that in a formal setting.
Bros are you aware that he said it under oath?
Do you know what it means to say something under oath

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye To Senate: "I Changed My Name & I Am Ready To Tender The Affidavit" by fmarshal(m): 2:41pm On Mar 27, 2017
Livebygrace:
And his name no dey among ur alumni? Wetin u want him talk b4?

Last time I checked, my name wasn't on the alumni of my school. I graduated in 2012, completed service in 2013.
I have requested transcripts from my school on two occasions when I wanted to enroll in foreign Universities.
Does that mean I am not a graduate of my school because my name isn't in the alumni?

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Politics / Re: Ibrahim Garba Confirms That Dino Melaye Graduated From ABU In The Year 2000 by fmarshal(m): 2:34pm On Mar 27, 2017
Intrepid01:
Na wa for this Senators o.....where are the documents to confirm that he graduated from ABU?

When did verbal confirmation become an evidence?......was HE the V.C in year 2000?

Haha! He is the VC naw. His coming out to say this means it is in the records. It's not word of mouth.

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Politics / Re: Ibrahim Garba Confirms That Dino Melaye Graduated From ABU In The Year 2000 by fmarshal(m): 2:31pm On Mar 27, 2017
wellmax:
So a whole first generation university requires its VC to come confirm that a student graduated from the institution.

Big shame on ABU

We sure have a long way to go.


In this context, I feel it could be excused, bearing in mind the calibre of the person involved.
Just my opinion.

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Pets / Re: Mixed Feelings As Raped Dog Gives Birth by fmarshal(m): 11:31am On Mar 27, 2017
SNOWCREAM:
Izz like dey spray your brain with RAID. lipsrsealed

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