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PoliticsRe: EFCC Recovers N250Million Cash From Balogun Market, Lagos Today (Pics) by Fmartin(m): 8:35pm On Apr 10, 2017
sarrki:
Google is your friend
who is google?
PoliticsRe: EFCC Recovers N250Million Cash From Balogun Market, Lagos Today (Pics) by Fmartin(m): 8:26pm On Apr 10, 2017
source

modified: magu the nightmare.. to wailers and their paymasters grin

#whonoknowgoknow..
RomanceRe: Some Excuses Ladies Make When They Want To Turn You Down. by Fmartin(op): 8:10pm On Apr 10, 2017
Rukkydelta:
Simple
I don't want to date you cos I don't want to
person lyk me wil always want a reason grin am stubborn o!
RomanceRe: Some Excuses Ladies Make When They Want To Turn You Down. by Fmartin(op): 5:41pm On Apr 10, 2017
Smellymouth:
Hhmmmm
na were u cm go?
RomanceRe: Some Excuses Ladies Make When They Want To Turn You Down. by Fmartin(op): 5:35pm On Apr 10, 2017
SmartBug:
My friend, this shìt is annoying to read. Why type other words in full but shortcut others?
i dnt talk to bugs
RomanceSome Excuses Ladies Make When They Want To Turn You Down. by Fmartin(op): 5:25pm On Apr 10, 2017
hello everyone.. straght to d point
the following are some excuses some ladies make when they want to turn a guy dwn.

1. I have a boyfriend : lol grin if u ar d buhari type, neva gv up. tongue i remember just recently a friend of mine woo a girl and she told him that she has a boyfriend... bt at last, he won. the funny part is, wen they finally reason ur mata, they wil neva talk abt d boyfriend again.. grin

2. I'm A Virgen : dis one dey tire me.. dis ones wen they finally accept ur application , on logging into there website, u wil think say na ibadan express way ur drilling machine dey.. grin i rememba hw one lady try to fake virginity ha, wen d man carry force for waist to insert his drilling machine, ha!... grin

3. i'm born again: tongue

4. My mother told me to concentrate on my education: lipsrsealed wen i hear dis, body dey weak me lyk arsenal fan wey don hear say wenger don sign 2yrs contract extension.. grin fr were, wen conji catch am, she no go remember edu.. let alone ..cation.

5. feel free and add urs tongue
Christianity EtcRe: Some Of The Bible Error by Fmartin(m): 3:31pm On Apr 10, 2017
wic weed op smook huh A .Oshogbo B. Sapele C. Suggest Ur Own
RomanceRe: What Are Chances That Something Might Happen Between Wife And Father In Law ? by Fmartin(m): 3:22pm On Apr 10, 2017
RomanceRe: Why Would Girls Admire A Broke Guy? by Fmartin(m): 3:04pm On Apr 10, 2017
zarzar, cm nd answer him
PoliticsRe: Say No To Tribalism by Fmartin(m): 3:01pm On Apr 10, 2017
op some wil cm fr ya head o!
PoliticsRe: Benue People To Shut Down Benue On May 30th In Support Of Nnamdi Kanu by Fmartin(m): 10:13pm On Apr 09, 2017
Totti9:
Benue can't be accepted in biafra we don't want them fullstop
nd who wants biafrahuh
PoliticsRe: Benue People To Shut Down Benue On May 30th In Support Of Nnamdi Kanu by Fmartin(m): 9:42pm On Apr 09, 2017
saint7000:
Afonja...you are the same person as FMartin
i dnt even knw wat afonja means. by d way, am nt after ur biafra, beg buhari to allow u pple awt
PoliticsRe: Biafra Will Never Go - Anglican Bishop by Fmartin(m): 9:37pm On Apr 09, 2017
we ar watching
PoliticsRe: Benue People To Shut Down Benue On May 30th In Support Of Nnamdi Kanu by Fmartin(m): 9:30pm On Apr 09, 2017
saint7000:
Afonja...Afonja...Afonja, click and listen. Happening now. I sent you a link for a reason!
wic part of benue, coz its my state..
PoliticsRe: Martin Elechi Defects To APC From PDP by Fmartin(m):
gud fr him..

modified
my name sake, welcm to d ruling party. there is light at d end of d tunnel.. martin elechi, andy ubah, sen. ita, to mention bt a few..
PoliticsRe: Benue People To Shut Down Benue On May 30th In Support Of Nnamdi Kanu by Fmartin(m): 9:27pm On Apr 09, 2017
op u cn lie oh!
RomanceRe: What Was Your Most Embarassing Moment? by Fmartin(op): 9:21pm On Apr 09, 2017
zarzar eyaaa.. grin
RomanceRe: What Was Your Most Embarassing Moment? by Fmartin(op): 9:07pm On Apr 09, 2017
Anonylander:
Topic's still embarRassing cc Fmartin
it will always be...
RomanceRe: What Was Your Most Embarassing Moment? by Fmartin(op): 8:43pm On Apr 09, 2017
dairykidd:
Yeah..was in 300L then my new gf was leaving my place we were waiting for Okada when a car pulled up..he was her neighbor so she said...I just looked at her without a word like "if u enter that car ur own don finish" Nobody told her to behave grin Another time same girl took me to her friend's house for what..I no know. So when d friend came to welcome us in I was just transfixed on her..lawwwd she looked so good with d right curves damn I was lost in thought when d friend called my attention to come in.I couldn't stop thinking about her body in d bum shorts she was wearing even though d fat bf was there..my eyes were wandering so I had to look for an excuse to leave early
grin
RomanceRe: What Was Your Most Embarassing Moment? by Fmartin(op): 8:40pm On Apr 09, 2017
colik:
Seeing the topic of this thread....I'm embarrassed for you Op.

Modified
You for no change am! undecided
and if u dnt knw, dats my most embarassing moment
RomanceRe: What Was Your Most Embarassing Moment? by Fmartin(op): 8:31pm On Apr 09, 2017
RomanceWhat Was Your Most Embarassing Moment? by Fmartin(op): 8:21pm On Apr 09, 2017
you might have experience some embarassing moments in a relationship or with someone you ar crushing on. so which moment was the most embarassing? was it funny?
RomanceRe: 7 Surprising Things That Makes Women Want To Have S*x So Bad!! by Fmartin(m): 3:08pm On Apr 08, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
Yes...definitely...


Who wanna feel that raging sexual urges if the person u wanna fuccck with has a smelly armpit? undecided
i wil come fr u 2mao
RomanceRe: 7 Surprising Things That Makes Women Want To Have S*x So Bad!! by Fmartin(m): 10:07am On Apr 08, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
grin



Juz have a good smell & im pretty sure she's already squirting down there... wink wink
is that ur weak point too?
RomanceRe: How To Ask A Guy To Be Your Boyfriend Without Sounding Clingy by Fmartin(m): 10:03am On Apr 08, 2017
op hw many hv u woo before?
EducationDuring Your Sec. Sch, Which Of These Statement Use To Make You Excited? by Fmartin(op): 9:55am On Apr 08, 2017
lok grin which one of the following sentences use to make u happy when u were in sec. sch. ??

1. tear a sheet of paper.
2. answer 1 out of 3 question.
3. mathematics teacher is sick grin
4. get out of the class
5. test has been cancelled.
6. go back home, no sch. today grin

Feel Free to add urs...
PoliticsRe: FG Declares Mondays And Wednesdays As Made-In-Nigeria Dress Day by Fmartin(m): 7:15pm On Apr 07, 2017
hmm.. ok next
PoliticsRe: "I'm Not Graduating Like Melaye" Omokri Says As He Visits Harvard University. by Fmartin(m): 7:11pm On Apr 07, 2017
honestly its funny grin
RomanceRe: How To Start A Conversation With A Girl? by Fmartin(m): 5:57pm On Apr 07, 2017
really? all dis just to start a conversation? lol
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Have Realised That APC Has Nothing To Offer, Says Gov Wike by Fmartin(m): 5:41pm On Apr 07, 2017
we wil verify ur statement 2019
RomanceRe: 7 Reasons Why Ladies Fall To Wrong Guys Repeatedly by Fmartin(m): 5:37pm On Apr 07, 2017
la click la bend

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