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Hattchett:
Epic kiss.

d wife b like 'huuummm what a stink'

Hahahaaa

nairaland ladies, which una dey wear?? Among those in d first pix

Walk away quietly.......

Oluwa has d final say

SANDOSKI:
Lol.....

really interesting

2. Koku Baboni
A childless woman taking on a baby she found in the evil forest is just touching.

Hattchett:
-Stories From an African Village by S.M.O Aka. That book gave me shivers for days.

- One Week One Trouble by Anieze Okoro

- Stories My Mother Told me(author's has escaped my memory)

Remi Adedeji... Abi

4.Books by Enid Blyton
A lot of people still think Enid Blyton is a man.

5.The Bottled Leopard
The part where everybody in the book thought the world was coming to an end, because of an eclipse is just hilarious!

8.Without A Silver Spoon
All about morals, morals and more morals.

9.The Drummer Boy
Was based on the life of Benjamin ‘Kokoro’ Aderounmu.

15.Chike and the River
Before the Niger bridge existed.

10.Eze Goes to School

7.Macmillan Primary English

1.Sugar Girl

Remember meek Ralia and Ayawa the witch, with her scary breasts that have a life of their own?

Governor Samuel Ortom of Benue State, and his Nasarawa State counterpart, Alhaji Tanko Al’Makura are planning a peace meeting to find solution to clashes between herdsmen and farmers in both states, especially with worries growing over the possible fallout of the alleged killings of 83 cows belonging to herdsmen in Nasarawa State.


Governor Ortom who made this known yesterday at the end of a security meeting with Agatu indigenes and heads of military and security agencies in Makurdi said stakeholders from both states would also be part of the peace parley. According to him, the security meeting was convened as part of measures to discuss ways of restoring peace and preventing any act that would bring about hostilities between Agatu indigenes and the herdsmen.

The Governor also dismissed speculations that Agatu indigenes from Benue were responsible for the recent killing of some herdsmen and 83 cows in Nasarawa State.

“The information at my disposal shows that it was the Agatu of Nasarawa State that attacked some herdsmen who had displaced them from their villages, the people from Benue state had no hand in the act. We learned that over 10 Agatu communities in Nasarawa state also bear the same name with Agatu communities in Benue state,” Ortom said.

However, he said the state government had been working towards creating conducive environment for displaced persons to return to their homes and urged Agatu youths to desist from frustrating the effort.

The governor advised youths from Agatu and other parts of Benue South Senatorial District to surrender their arms in line with the amnesty programme of his administration or be ready to face the wrath of the law.

http://www.benuenews.com.ng/2016/05/benue-and-nasarawa-govt-plan-peace.html

https://www.informationng.com/2016/05 /benue-and-nasarawa-govt-plan-truce- between-herdsmen-and-farmers.html

A Federal High Court sitting in Abuja has re-arraigned a former Minister of Interior, Abba Moro over his role in the aborted 2014 Nigerian Immigration Service (NIS) recruitment exercise.


Moro was arraigned alongside a former Permanent Secretary in the Interior Ministry, Mrs. Anastasia Daniel-Nwobia‎, an ex-director in the ministry, Felix .O Alayebami and a firm, Drexel Tech Nigeria Limited, on February 29 on an 11-count charge.


They were charged over their alleged involvement in the botched 2014 recruitment exercise of the Nigerian Immigration Service (NIS) while Moro was Minister.


They were accused of defrauding 675, 675 graduate applicants of about N675,675,000, having been made to pay N1000 each as processing fees for 5,000 (five thousand) job openings.


The four defendants were also accused of breaching the Public Procurement Act, No. 65 of 2007 in the award of the contract for the organisation of the recruitment test to Drexel Tech Nigeria Ltd.

They pleaded not guilty when the charge was read to them, following which the trial judge, Justice Nnamdi Dimgba allowed them to remain on the bail earlier granted them.

He adjourned to June 8 for the commencement of trial.


http://dailypost.ng/2016/05/11/nis- recruitment-scam-abba-moro-three-others- re-arraigned/


http://www.benuenews.com.ng/2016/05/nis-recruitment-scam-abba-moro-3-others.html

iykebest1:
Is Van Gaal still the manager of Manchester United?

the poster above me is lost

Hmm.......

Happy birthday sen. Ike.

The fourth poster below me is a chronic wailer. Wetin concern birthday celebration with APC

FTC.... Dedicate it to Ike.......

gift01:
Who confirmed he's the chairman? Seems to be one if those random online photos we know how to reconstruct to our favour

i can see a 'Thomas' in you :p

The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) in Benue State on Tuesday elected new executive committee (EXCO) members during their congress held in Makurdi.


Mr. John Ngbede, who was the running mate of the party’s gubernatorial candidate in the 2015 elections, a former commissioner for Water and Environment and later that of Works and Transport was elected as the chairman, while Moses

Audu is the new secretary.
Dr. Tsetim Ayarhwer becomes the deputy chairman. A publisher, Comrade Bemgba Iortyom, emerged as the publicity secretary.

Others elected at the peaceful congress are Donald Tor as Assistant Organising Secretary and Abrahm Tamenor as Auditor.


The national convention of the party is scheduled to hold in Port Harcourt soon.


http://benue.info/benue-pdp-elects-new-exco/

alexistaiwo:
don't u know the terms of contract? players are only free to negotiate with other clubs when they enter the final six months of their contract. she never use one year of her three year contract

hmmm...... I gat to wait till her contract elapsed
my club is financially handicapped.

#Teamwenger

Stupedinluv:
He needs to be humiliated publicly for the guts to hate his species.

I'm sure he looks like a monkey thats why he keeps getting attracted to 'ugly' girls.

If i were you i would find a way to advise the ladies in his life and not the animal.

hmmm...... D guy na stubborn person.

alexistaiwo:
selling price #60m plus #8m add-on if she plays more than six times (collabo tins) in a season and #20m add-on if she delivers more than 30 goals (litres of fuel) in a season. deal?

is she free to receive offers If yes, send her contact so we can agree on personal terms before i conclude with u

haul:
Between you and your friend I don't know who actually needs an advice but I know your friend is you and you are the friend that need an advice.

The advice is never marry someone without having that chemistry. I'm sure your friend also have that part where he is ugly which the wife is putting up with out of love. Or you think ugly can only be about the look?

Just imagine your wife says she doesn't want you no more and its not cause you're ugly but because you are not as rich as dangote.

So please, look beyond her beauty and appreciate her as the mother of your child, if you think this won't work; consider divorce.

"You can't change what you don't own, you can only appeal to them about your opinion,its left for them to take"--bolutife

hmmm...... My friend actually need a beautiful wife. I'm saying this due to his affinity to beautiful looking girls he dated while we were in school. In his words, 'i can't go back to that hag in the village'

Op, i wan sign her on free transfer...

My attacking line needs upgrade...

layla129:
Lool, that your friend needs help...they are ugly but he can sleep with them.

Op, leave him...it's his life. If he refuses to listen, what can you do?

nothing ooo...

Jus to show concern as a friend

ladyF:
He can't marry an ugly and uneducated girl, but when he was thrusting upandan he didn't know she was uneducated and ugly abi? Issorai

i wonder my sister. The worst part of it is tha, they use to hav seex on the bench in a shop........

Hmm....
Some guys are really the architect of their own problems.

My friend who got married to a girl as a result of unwanted (unintended) pregnancy is now seeking to end the marriage claiming he never had the intention of marrying her...

Funny enough, he even have the guts to said the girl is ugly and not up to his dream wife. Saying that his inability to control his errection got him to what he describe as 'victim of nature'

They are blessed with a male child of 6 years in their union.

Recently he got another ugly girl pregnant.

It really baffled me when he approach me seeking help to terminate the pregnancy.

Actually, i told him that anything concerning abortion am not gonna be party to it...
I even reminded him about who he is, 'a health personnel'

'how would you preach protected sex to the people with this diabolical act?' this was my question to him.

After several efforts, he finally got help elsewhere and the pregnancy was aborted.

Now he is back again, trying to send his 'accidental' wife packing.

As a friend and course mate, i really lack some 'mind touching' advice to convince him not to do what he is planning.

Your candid advice is needed.

Thanks.

saintopus2:
You dont attract foreign investors to your country with such statement.

are foreign investors from another planet

If nt, even a day old child on this planet earth knows that Nigeria is 'fantastically corrupt'.

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