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Pets › Re: Monkey Grabs A Girl's Clothe In The Zoo - Photo by Fmartin(m): 10:50am On Apr 29, 2016

The monkey be like,

'come on, come back here!'

and the is shouting, 'ahhhh! Anita heeelp!'

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Romance › Re: Reasons Why Women Are Superior To Men. by Fmartin(m): 10:39am On Apr 29, 2016

To crown it all, Women are crying babies

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Politics › Re: Its 28 Of The Month, My Dad Hasn't Gotten Any Alert. Why? by Fmartin(op): 9:49am On Apr 29, 2016

zik4ever:
It is pathetic and monumental failure to celebrate prompt payment of hard-earned, merited and well-deserved low wage of an oppressed citizen as an achievement by over-paid elected public officials! Government at all levels should pay living wages and salaries as at when due. Nothing worth commending anyone! They should get to work and quit all the lame excuses. 2019 awaits anyone who fails to deliver on his mandate. No one was elected to give excuses. You find work, you see!

yea.... True

Politics › Re: Its 28 Of The Month, My Dad Hasn't Gotten Any Alert. Why? by Fmartin(op): 10:01pm On Apr 28, 2016

chukel:
Maybe he is a ghost worker.

which kind ghost huh

Pesin wey don work for 30+ years, approaching him retirement age na him come b ghost worker huh

What a bad excuse.

Celebrities › Re: Look-alike: Iheanacho Vs Reekado Banks. by Fmartin(op): 9:57pm On Apr 28, 2016

praizeblog:
how dey take resemble

look closely

Romance › Re: . by Fmartin(m): 9:14pm On Apr 28, 2016

Purpletee:
Guys drop your lines and try to woo any lady on nairaland.[b][/b]

Ladies better form hard to get o.

me self na u i go woo..

U ar d perfect definition of beauty and elegance. D first time i saw u my heart went ablaze with lov nd ever since it has been burning wit lov.

I will be personified imperfection if u dnt come into my life.

To... B continue....

Fashion › Re: Miss Sahhara Stuns In African Inspired Outfit by Fmartin(m): 9:01pm On Apr 28, 2016

At times its hard to believe this transgender of a thing. Hmmmmm.......

Chai! shocked

Clifford Oche ---- Miss SaHHara
Idoma guy - Idoma babe

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Celebrities › Look-alike: Iheanacho Vs Reekado Banks. by Fmartin(op): 8:49pm On Apr 28, 2016*

What's your take, ladies and gentlemen?

Politics › Re: Its 28 Of The Month, My Dad Hasn't Gotten Any Alert. Why? by Fmartin(op): 7:59pm On Apr 28, 2016

iokpebholo:
my friend who is a policeman has not been paid

u see am.......

Politics › Re: Its 28 Of The Month, My Dad Hasn't Gotten Any Alert. Why? by Fmartin(op): 7:25pm On Apr 28, 2016

potential228:
It's true I got alert on 25 of this month, I guess ur dad is lying..lol

lying

I dnt think so........
You can confirm from other nigerian police officers

Sports › Re: Throwback: Iheanacho Representing Imo In A Junior Tournament by Fmartin(op): 6:23pm On Apr 28, 2016

sukkot:
who kelechi done epp ?

him malle

Politics › Re: Its 28 Of The Month, My Dad Hasn't Gotten Any Alert. Why? by Fmartin(op): 6:16pm On Apr 28, 2016

Vision4God:
Are u sure ur dad hasn't bn paid? Just asking.

vry sure .

Politics › Re: Its 28 Of The Month, My Dad Hasn't Gotten Any Alert. Why? by Fmartin(op): 6:04pm On Apr 28, 2016

donmoz:
Guy if mammy dey close to ur house u better ask ur papa wella oooo

he is suppose to invest this month salary in his newly established business, he can't lie, coz he paid the shop rent long ago.

Politics › Its 28 Of The Month, My Dad Hasn't Gotten Any Alert. Why? by Fmartin(op): 5:52pm On Apr 28, 2016

Where is that nairalander that claimed The FG have fulfilled it promise of paying salaries latest, 25th of every month huh

Why hasn't the NPF haven't gotten any alert huh

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Romance › Re: How Many Girls Can Introduce 2 Of Her Boyfriends Like This? by Fmartin(m): 5:12pm On Apr 28, 2016

chesterlee:
This got me ROTFL!!!

hmm....

Romance › Re: How Many Girls Can Introduce 2 Of Her Boyfriends Like This? by Fmartin(m): 5:11pm On Apr 28, 2016

lilmizwierd:
you made my day abeg.

abi oooo

Sports › Throwback: Iheanacho Representing Imo In A Junior Tournament by Fmartin(op): 5:02pm On Apr 28, 2016

throwback picture of our rising Kelechi Iheanacho representing Imo state in a junior tournament ‪‬

‪#‎ Iheanacho

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Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Cry When Given An Engagement Ring? by Fmartin(m): 3:07pm On Apr 28, 2016

They cry because of how they secretely cheated on u, nd still you ar proposing to them.........

Sinaj na lie huh

Politics › Re: Should Southwest Senators Call For NC/SW Summit? by Fmartin(m): 3:00pm On Apr 28, 2016

asorocker:
why are they calling for Summit, they voted for change naaaa

shey d op talk saaay, this talk no b beer parlour gist huh

.................

Romance › Re: How Many Girls Can Introduce 2 Of Her Boyfriends Like This? by Fmartin(m): 2:56pm On Apr 28, 2016

Hahahaaa

Igbo girls be like, 'my prince, meet my obim' grin

one of the guy go be like, 'Nna hw fa na'

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Jokes Etc › Joke: Say No To Drugs. (A Must Read) by Fmartin(op): 8:35am On Apr 28, 2016

Mbakwe Usman got so high on weed, that he was searching for his phone with the torchlight of the same phone he was looking for.

He got so worried about the phone and was almost in tears even his roommate James, who was also high, decided to join him in the search.

After 45 minutes of searching, his phone rang, he picked the call and quickly replied the caller “I’ll call you back, I’m looking for my phone ” and he angrily ended the call and continued in the search for the phone he just answered a call with.

After a while, he then decided to use the same phone to call his line and when he got the busy network he turned to his roommate James and said “guy forget, that phone don lost, the person wey thief am, don off am”

SAY NO TO DRUGS!!!

grin

share pls. Have a nice day.

Politics › Re: Fulani Herdsmen: South-east Governors In Abuja Over Attacks by Fmartin(m): 4:58pm On Apr 27, 2016*

The issue of this herdsmen baffles me...

Majority of politicians own those cows under the care of herdsmen.

The governors in the affected states ar wasting time. Y nt purchase arms nd engage this blood sucking pple huh

It is only politics that governors buy arms fr their thugs to kill their fellow contestants. Smh.....

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Romance › Re: HELP! My Girl Perod Is Missing. by Fmartin(m): 4:32pm On Apr 27, 2016

U wan see her missing period abi huh

Take a sharp razor and make an incision in her pusssy, blood will gush out.

Thats hw to make an artificial menstruation........

thank me lerra

Politics › Re: Don't Post CCT Clips Proceeding On Social Media - Umar by Fmartin(m): 4:28pm On Apr 27, 2016

TANTUMERGO007:
what is good for the goods(tinubu) is also good for the ganga(saraki)

wat ar u sayin self huh

is Tinubu also facing any trial at the CCT as we talk huh

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Politics › Re: Don't Post CCT Clips Proceeding On Social Media - Umar by Fmartin(m): 4:19pm On Apr 27, 2016

TANTUMERGO007:
SARAKI remains the choice of the people

u no dey tireee huh

Jumping frm post to post just to show ur godfather social media solidarity.

Y not follow him to CCT huh

Some pple self

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Politics › Re: El-rufai Stoned By Angry Youths As Crisis Breaks Out In Part Of Kaduna by Fmartin(m): 11:24am On Apr 27, 2016

menstrualpad:
GREAT NEWS

menstrulpad.......

What a moniker.

By the way, wetin carry u come politics section huh

Politics › Re: Prophet T.b Joshua Predicted Enugu Attack by Fmartin(m): 11:13am On Apr 27, 2016

So, its nw dat u realize his prophesy huh

U could not realize it when over 400 people were massacre in agatu huh

Op, wise up

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Politics › Re: Senate Will Re-introduce Gender Equality Bill – Saraki by Fmartin(m): 11:11am On Apr 27, 2016

dammytosh:
Just concentrate on your hand over note.

Politics › Re: Senate Will Re-introduce Gender Equality Bill – Saraki by Fmartin(m): 11:10am On Apr 27, 2016

What abt the CCB/CCT amendment bill huh

Politics › Re: Poll - How Is President Buhari Performing In Office by Fmartin(m): 11:06am On Apr 27, 2016

Hmm

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