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Proserpina:


The bolded is on point 👍

Yes baby.

Your self esteem rising because you know you look good.

Proserpina:
Likkkkkkeeeeee real " if I perish o"

My own is "nothing go happen "

I can control my spendings on other things but that hair ehn. I can't, I will do it. Especially when if I have been eyeing a specific hairstyle. Ah nothing can change my mind

I know right.

I already have hairstyle that I'd do next month till year ending. I don plan am for my head already.

Hair takes one's dressing from 0 to 100. 💯

Proserpina:
You are not a lady so you may not understand.

I fit use my last card do hair Sha I don't joke with my hair o

Me too.

See me go do long passion twists for 20k two weeks ago. I said to myself, "If I perish, I perish".

TheFreshVanilla:
The forgiveness shouldn't give room for steady billing.

Na this one be my concern too.

GloriousGbola:
Please keep ministering to the fallen woman. She needs to be saved... For a man such as yourself.

Don't save her, she don't wanna be saved.

Nazgul:
I don't want you to go to hell fire. 😒

Lol, don't worry about me.

Nazgul:
You don't have faith. And it's very bad.

I like it like that.

Nazgul:
5k na Nigerian money na. In the 80s my dad told me he bought a car for less than 5k.

So no be rubbish money. Your people go hold am first, when Peter Obi won e go get value I swear. 🤕

That one is in the 80s. The naira has devalued greatly.

Looool. You're a clown.

Nazgul:
Oya ho much be your bride price. Na 5k de my hand. If e no reach I go pay instalmentally. Country hard.

I no understand your second paragraph abeg explain. How my head de take skip? 🙄

5k ke? Na for recharge card or wetin? My kinsmen will send you away.

I nor dey explain pass that one abeg.

Nazgul:
It seems kwa...We've passed that stage na. I'm already planning to give you belly this before the end of this year sef.

I'm controversial how?

Nor be me you dey talk to sha. I nor dey carry belly out of wedlock.

Lol. Sometimes, your head dey skip for your hot takes.

Nazgul:
I don suffer. Meta called me a controversial member on Nairaland. Me way plenty people no sabi.

Folake4u am I controversial? 🤔

It seems you're in love with me Nazgul, this one you dey mention me every Eke market day.

Yes, you're controversial.

Gerrard59:
Total nonsense! You were asked how did Dino make his money, you began listing estates here and there. Did he steal those estates? So na Dino person go envy because he has some coins?

You see, this happens when most citizens have never made legitimate wealth and have rogue politicians to look up to. Dino just like most politicians or politically exposed people are not who a sane person should envy their wealth.

Lol. I'm not surprised that there's someone out there that "looks up" to Dino. There are lots of people on social media that love the flashy lifestyle he flaunts online without actually knowing the source.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Its true nau.

I would have said it was Lamba, but let me just not argue with his experience.

Next week will be about beggars.[/color]

Anything to farm engagement, I guess.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]This guy is always wailing about one bad experience or the other.

If it is not his vulcaniser, it is his barber.

Now, na hawkers.

Abeg abeg.[/color]

😂😂😂

Leemzyy:
Is this nice?after all the epistle i wrote down,u just gave me a blank response

Okay because I've noted your response and have no further words.

Leemzyy:
Hmmm i dont mean "all" with what i said,of course all girls can't be selfish or stingy,there are alot of generous ladies out there,just if this topic was for the opposite sex,still i will state the precise feeling of what i said here,but does that mean all men are stingy?of course no!!!pls dont get me wrong,am still also a girl

OK?

Magnoliaa:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Truly.

Yes oh. 😂😂

Magnoliaa:
You don't say?


Interesting!

I screamed "Subhanallah!" when I saw his comment.

Truly, a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Magnoliaa:
I scrolled through the profile. Most likely a girl.


But she'll be alright.

It's female oh, my dear.

Just surprised by the outburst.

Which one be "my gender" again? It doesn't still stop NL men from putting you in same category and bash Nigerian women.

Abi?

Magnoliaa:
This. Or it's a man, alternatively. 😂😂

It better be a man oh. Loool.

Otherwise, "pick-me" doesn't pay in 2024.

Leemzyy:
Lol this my gender are funny and stingy oo

I want to believe that you are trolling though because a lot of women help people without strings attached.

Even on this same Nairaland. We've seen ladies contribute, do giveway, assist others and the likes to men and women alike.

Trying to throw your gender under the bus is not cool. That is so 2005.

Thank you.

airsaylongcome:
VoIP Providers and Mobile Virtual Network Operators (MVNOs)

Oh okay. Thank you.

airsaylongcome:
Make MTN go siddon. Who gave them the mouth? This same MTN that blocks smaller businesses from entering the telco space with their anti-competition moves? Make dem no let person open mouth o. Between the CEO and their chairman Ernest Ndukwe, MTN dey steady prevent smaller telcos from breaking in and lowering prices.

Hi airsay,

I'm curious, what other smaller telcos please? Can you give an example?

Gerrard59:
Japan is not so good for rental real estate outside the major cities. Tell your friends to be interested in Mauritius, Singapore, Dubai, South Africa, parts of housing shortage Western Europe, the US and Singapore. Then we can see where it goes from there.

Okay. I will tell them.

Proserpina:
No love for Nl guys

None at all. 🤣🤣

pocohantas:
I wish I could beat this allegation.

Well-done.

Gerrard59:
As odd as it sounds, I am not good at maths. In fact, after my experience practising the McKinsey Problem Solving Test, I wrote an article on the importance of math education and getting good jobs. Hence, my signature. In the practice PST, my then-friend (who graduated with a First Class) got 6/10. I got 2/10. If I were good at maths, I would have studied Economics and most likely graduated with a First Class. I am so good at the theoretical side of Economics. Thankfully, I have learnt the basics of mathematics which is partly behind my interest in data and figures.

On the other hand, I respect those who are very proficient in mathematics and especially physics. I have written the CV and cover letter of a then senior in school whose CGPA was 4.46 in Mathematics for an investment associate role at an investment firm in Nigeria. The role specified only First Class Mathematics and/or Physics. My senior was the only 2.1. graduate who was invited to the test centre. The rest had first class. I am awed when I see first class grads in maths and especially physics. I have come across two LinkedIn profiles of female first-class physics grads. I can literally worship the ground they walk on.

Oh interesting. I figured you'd be good in Maths/Economics because of your interest in data and figures.

I'm not good in Maths as well so I need to marry someone who can teach the kids Maths, otherwise imma cry together with the kid when he/she comes home.

Gerrard59:
Unfortunately, I am not interested in owning real estate properties in Nigeria as the numbers don't make sense to me. On the other hand, apparently, due to those locations, I am not the right man for your friends as I am not interested in living there.

If I should own properties in Nigeria, it has to be in my dominant environment. Outside Nigeria, the numbers must make sense.

Too bad, but nothing spoil.

😂😂😂😂😂 Oya, l'd tell them to shift their focus to real estate in Japan then.

Lmao, you're hilarious.

Proserpina:
I should be angry but I'm not

Perhaps if I see this on Quora or other platforms I will react otherwise

But on Nl

Drag them!

🤣🤣🤣

Leemzyy:
Can see you gat fans right?

Lol abeg oh. I'm a small girl.