Sermwell:

Big Madam!! How's enjoyment?!

E dey God hand oh.

germaphobe:

Loooooooool.

I totally agree with some of your previous write-up sha.

Arteta killed the game with his subs on Sunday's game. But also, he would have been a tactical genius if it paid off.

Then again, the players have their own fault too. First half and so many MISSED OPPORTUNITIES. The one wey dey do high ball dey do him own, the one wey dey play rubbish dey sef. I just dey scream and laugh "God abeg".

daveP:


We dey face am already na. Lol.

Don't worry, I will buy you glucose to keep you energized.

Spy360:

Just get ready for 8years of mediocrity because that's when the contracts of most of your players will expire.

Focus more on Arsenal's steady raising of hopes and dashing it in irreparable pieces.😘

Odabo!

daveP:
This current Chelsea dey give you joy? Eiiiiiiiii.

Better go and face Arteta oh.

Spy360:

A way through FFP? You would be relegated if points are deducted.

Make we reach there fess na.🙄

Spy360:

So how much billions are you guys going to spend next summer to catch up as 1.5billion isn't going to be enough like this season.

We're the Billionaires Club, we will find a way through.

Spy360:

Chelsea won't play CL next season I hope you know?

I know oh. We don already know our fate.

Na hating on ManUtd, Arsenal and the rest be our new tactics now.

An Arsenal loss? You'd find me 30mins early.

mostob:
That Palmer sef, na penalty alaye dey use guide.

Go score your own na. Leave our COLD Palmer.

Nor be Saka, Troussard & Co. dey fumble una since.

I wasted my time watching Arsenal's match on Sunday evening. Literally took myself to viewing centre for the game. I laugh ehn.

daveP:


Chelsea fans ehn🌚🤣

Na Palmer dey guide your season na why.

LMAO. Chelsea fans be natural "hater" na.🤪🤣🤣

Right now Chelsea dey give me joyyyyyy. O por!

I'm just really happy sha that Arsenal dey messop steady. E sweet me.

GloriousGbola:


i suspect it is the efforts of those jobless riff raff who have attached themselves to us like tapeworms .

For real oh.

We're too hot for them to handle.

daveP:
Do you agree with him? He opines that the fact that Odegaard is the best in all Europe for this is a bad sign for the most creative player in our team.

My dear,

You better leave that Arsenal club oh. Don't die before your time. Sheybi I told you earlier this week about Sunday match. Una don play another rubbish days back.

April Fools is definitely Arsenal.

I come in peace.

GloriousGbola:


interesting
i also received one week ban - for insulting an AMERICAN POLITICAL FIGURE

welcome back - go forth and insult with style and caution

You were banned too?

Someone called me fake, I called him dúmb. Fiam! Na so Uncle dash me ban. Meanwhile the person who insulted me first was gallivanting round Nairaland freely.

Thank you.

Eunoiaa:


Don't worry. Say no more.


I will table her matter before the disciplinary panel of the PinkPill Council. Consider her attitude changed like, since yesterday.

So your brother banned me for a week and I wasn't able to respond to this convo.

I don't blame both of you oh. This Kain conspiracy!

Lmao. Who come be the Disciplinary Chairman of the Council?

Sermwell:

Leave my baby alone

My Chairman Sir.😎

dkidd:

Lol... So u get mouth like this

Nobody innocent pass me.

Moniya4Real:
But hope say you too go give your hubby unfettered access to that thing, cook for him and above all; give him peace of mind o.

I'm a woman of peace.

zumbigbo:
LOL...Fakeu too

Dumbo.

I'm still not impressed. Let it go back to 500.

zumbigbo:
Na marketing pro max. Gen Z are professional clout chasers.

Shut up. Korra Obidi is 32.

Gen Z yen yen yen. Stop the nonsense generalisation.

Moniya4Real:
And may God give you too a man that will be bombarding you with tatatata and money plus love and attention.

A bigger Amen.

Moniya4Real:
hmmm, that’s true sha. May God provide for every responsible man out there.

I like the fact you added this @ the bolded.

A big Amen to that.

Proserpina:
He should remain unmarried o .

No time.... We all know we will support but don't tell us you won't provide what's that?

Amin oh.

No time!!! If you nor wan provide, wetin come be your usefulness for planet earth again?

tollyboy5:

I never said at any point that I won't feed my family.
I definitely provide food at home, what im saying is that her daily feeding as a human being is not a civil right she ought to demand that I provide.
She can as well buy food to feed herself if she's craving what is not in my domain.
Marry me with the mentality that I must feed you is a crazy entitlement.
Please don't misquote me.

Wahalurrrrr everywhere.

Proserpina:
It's a sacrifice he would have to pay for avoiding his responsibility.


Like! For real o. I told someone yesterday that women on my contact list are my inspiration. The posts they make on Whatsapp dey give me chills that sometimes I wonder what I'm doing with my life. One of them runs a business worth over 40m . .

Shey na these kind women person wan dey threaten with food?
Then no go even look him side self.

Normally na. He would even be doing the Lord's work if he remains single for life. At least, he won't marry an innocent woman and make her live in starvation.

Hahahaha I can imagine oh.

These days, it's either you come correct or GTFOH (Get the Fuçk Out of Here).

He nor go even fit dust the shoe of such women. Make him dey play.

Moniya4Real:
this is brutal o🤣… but on the flipside, same you would be mad if the guy is always too Hot and ready to give it to you at every given opportunity.

Lol. The guy said he can't feed his wife. How you wan take fuçk your wife without providing food on the table which is the barest minimum?

Food and Sex go hand in hand though. If the wife isn't well fed, she won't be able to do whatever in za oda room.

Proserpina:
He should wait in his papa house, somebody will come and marry him

He will wait long oh.

Women these days aren't playing, even village girls sef don wise up.

Proserpina:
Now I want to believe you are trolling.

A piece of advice for you though, please stay single.

Thanks

Lol. Leave am.

Life always have a funny way of teaching one bitter lessons.