Konquest:

@Folake,

Oh wow! "DJing"... That's a new one for me.

It's getting really "hot" in here. lol.

The NJC and LPDC will have to get involved in this. *Smirk*

Loool that word has been in existence since. I'm surprised you're just knowing. It is even in the Urban Dictionary.

Hahahaha I nor dey fear NJC and LPDC.

GloriousGbola:




I used to believe all this crap you chicks on nl cap about fair boys and fear for my pikins. Both my boys are fair.

But for whatever reason they are both chick magnets.

Goes to show you can't believe what you read on the net.

Lmao. Of course, girls would be attracted to them if they're light skinned. There's no need for you to panic at all.

It's about preference actually.

GloriousGbola:


Gameless weak arse man

I really like ya bobby

You can kiss me now

_{Abeg no vex if I am mocking a traumatic experience}

Let me add Timbalands to complete the picture

Lol funny enough, it wasn't a traumatic experience. I was amused and disgusted at his behaviour.

Na fair boy. I should have known. Kai.

He put his hands on my thighs on the first outing and in his tipsy voice said, "I really like your body". Said it like three times or more and wanted to steal an unwanted kiss.

mightyhaze:
6 inch blind 900 here.. but I guess hollows are cheaper..

But wetin una dey use all these info do? Report? Study ? Or just boredom?

@ the bolded. This is a good thread actually for one to know current market price in accordance to economic realities.

GloriousGbola:


Thanks to the foolish man, all Nigerian police officers will be watched and monitored closely going forward as being domestic violence friendly.

Also there will be strict instructions that they only communicate in English. And there will be immediate reviews of any non English communications.

Rest assured that all UK police of Nigerian origin are now under a searchlight.

The met police are undoubtedly reading this and other threads, seeing the casual attitudes towards domestic violence, and planning on vetting of all Nigerian police officers.

It will now likely be much harder for Nigerians to get hired as police.

Another own goal by foolish Nigerians thinking they are smarter than dumb white men.

This!!!

So much for "logical" Nigerian men.

God have mercy!

DeeScan:
so for folake4u ........


I could re-call back the ln when she said she is into older males ..


Hmmm ... Well the writings on the wall are now clear

Na under age males I suppose follow before?

Arindin!

Softmirror:
The man is truely weak like most Nigerian men. And those other men sleeping with his wife are just being like most Nigerian men. They love sleeping with each other's wives. And na dem go dey shout DNA, DNA, DNA like ambulance.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This early morning vawulence.😂😂😂😂😂

GloriousGbola:


Naz is like. They have come again. In this Tinubu economy. They will buy vibrator for over 100k.use n1200 per litre petrol to charge it,when all that is required is a nice n900 CR dinner to charge the battery and your man will ride you and grind you for free.

For tallesty - these silly women and their nonsense emancipation rubbish. Because someone told them they should never be under a man in any circumstances - even in the ozaroom. Oversabi third wave Feminazi. Modern men have no problem with you riding us - you will get there faster, after all

You will not replace us

Lmaooooooooo you know them so well.

Proserpina:
Naz and Tall are giving me bombastic side eye already...

Please what do men want self


Lol @Pick me... On Nl? Okay I dey come

Toh! You don see am now oh. Those two men fit drag you till thy kingdom come.

Hahaha oh well. They want a God fearing Sister Mary with Nicki Minaj vibes and Cardi B body.

GloriousGbola:




A finger can never replace a glorious gbola

Oops. I didn't realize flakky had already posted her sfw born homework

Lol.

Nothing beats a glorious gbola, I agree wholeheartedly.

Nor be only homework.

Proserpina:
Na to go buy Gen Z dictionary remain now

Make una dey up-to-date with trends. 😂😂

Magnoliaa:


You mean shina?


It is shina that you people have stylized as zina? You children of nowadays ehnnn.

Lol it is Zina in Arabic/Islamic language.

Mango please. 😂😂😂😂

Proserpina:
It's not right!!!

It's an abomination!

Any man that does that has lost his manhood!!

Aaaagbedo! ka maa ri!!!

Only simps does that! That's why as a male you must marry as a foetus so you do not at any point in life do a "woman's duty" !

Pina please. 😂😂😂😂

Some won't understand sarcasm and label you "pick me".

Proserpina:
Sir Glorious ibi te ro lo yii far o

I was shaking my head for Folake. That child haff spoil finish

Ahhhhhh. I nor spoil oh.

Nobody holy pass me.

Proserpina:
Dj-ing

Hmmmmmmm it's concealing Sha . Lol poor me would have thought the real Disk jockey definition if it pops in a conversation .

These days the best is to ask if people really mean what they say or there's an hidden definition somewhere

Lol I know right. 😂😂😂😂

I have convos with my friends and we could just be using these slangs, a listener might just assume we're talking about it in its literal state, not knowing it has another meaning.

doggedfighter:



The talk surprise me.😂😂

A pastor once slumped on the altar here and they said it was an attack.

I said the attacker gets liver oo.

To attack inside church and succeed. And the G O at that.

Na wa.

It might be health related, and not necessarily spiritual stuff they assume it is.

Magnoliaa:


They're clearly not serious.

Any man that is ontop a woman should come down now. This is not the time for zina.

How do you people eat past midnight nitori olohun?

EmekaBlue:
Please forgive my grammatical errors.

I would like to hear/read your take on this topic.Recently I noticed some of my married male friends are the ones who go to buy things in the market for the kitchen.

Please don't call me a woman wrapper or a simp. I really don't fancy men going to the market to buy food stuff even to the extent of buying leaves and those local things for soup. Right from time I'm not a kitchen person so maybe this is a reason but I don't think it's nice to take over that woman's department because you feel she might be adding more money or you just want to keep account of your expenditure... If she wants to chop there abeg leave her and maybe try only to minimize her gains by letting her know you have idea of the prices but not carrying your masculine body to the market to be pricing ugwu leaves ogbono and kpomo.

Lol, I don't see it as big deal.

Growing up, my father has ALWAYS been the one going to the market for all heavy shopping. My mother only goes for petty market runs (when she's chanced).

It is really not a big deal especially if the couple understand the dynamics of their relationship.

doggedfighter:


So the altar was powerless ?

DG please. I'm howling here. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

God abeg oh.

bukatyne:


Stubborn Flakky

Only the stubborn at heart survive in Nigeria.

Proserpina:
SMH vigorously

Nor shake head oh. Go check am for Twitter na.

There was a Twitter9ja thread where girls were discussing their preference, traditional or modern DJ-ing. I laugh that day mehn.

bukatyne:


Toor, well noted ma'am

This puts a spin on DJ Cuppy

Vibrators have been as long as time na.

I thought nuhu/nuru messages with semi demi happy endings are the in-thing.

Hahaha my hand nor dey for DJ Cuppy oh.

Yes, I know that vibrators have been in existence for a long time, I was just saying. Lol.

Nuru massages with happy endings has also been trending for years too.

There's new creativity springing up everyday.

UyaiIncomparabl:


Expert. You sabi the game.

You dey feel am abi. 😂😂

bukatyne:


True.

Lol! @ mo stubborn.

Yes oh.

bukatyne:
I wish the OP was here to provide feedback on what she did.

Going back to the man seemed not to be an option for her.

I would never encourage sleeping with a married man
I would tilt towards masturbation (as creative as possible) or re-marriage depending on the particulars of the divorce.

Kai, Buka.

We no longer use the term "masturbation" for females. The word is so heavy and old school.

We call it "DJ" or "DJing" now. You can search it online.

The old school one we all know is the traditional type, while the use of vibrators is the "modern" type.

I say make I tell you as GenZ education.

bukatyne:


The way you said it is funny ni.

Generally, it is good to know the outcome you want per instance to determine the advise taken.

However, if there is one thing they get, it is that men need the carrot and stick approach to rate you. That's why our mother's/the church's wrong teaching on a mouse-like wife never works. Be a mouse, and you are seen as a beast of burden , 'loved' for the service you provide.

But again, I think it also applies to women.

Generally, experience is the best teacher.

So listening to people who've lived their lives to the fullest and also one's self will determine if the advice will be well received or rejected.

Lol. Thankfully, I cannot relate to the "mouse-like-wife" situation. Mo stubborn.

bukatyne:


@ bold:

Lol Buka, why are you laughing?