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He built Lagos as propagated by his urchins, now he can't build Naija.

Not surprised at all.

I knew he won't perform

He built Lagos as propagated by his urchins, now he can't build Lagos.

Not surprised at all.

I knew he won't perform.

Do not drop the money. Period.

Do not do that wicked thing of leaving her.

Think of your children together.

Report her to her go to person and you will see improvement.

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Weldone Seun

MURIC got this completely wrong. It is simply called binary thinking. Thinking only in two's. Apart from this, there is also an observation i have seen severally on Nairaland that Islamic teaching and doctrines are pushed forward regularly on the platform. Is this religious platform now or what?

Stop the gaslight of your psyche.

Werey no dey disguise

@ Pretty Bunny sounding very funny.

Line up please

Happy Birthday Seun Osewa

Its now 1 - 0 against Nigeria

He is a man apart indeed

Kindly help check this VIN 4T3zf13c6xu106363 for Sienna

Simadegun is absolutely correct. But i will want to believe it was an error in uploading of the pics. Can you reload the camry engine afresh pls

for how long has the car been used here

and for how long was it in use in Naija

anyways why are you selling, as in any default?

So why are not picking the calls

can we do a deal for 950K. serious buyer.

does it has Custom docs?
if yes What is the last price?
send ans to palliative@fastermail.com

[b][/b][tt][/tt]for how long has the owner used it in nigeria?

Pls post pixs for us to see what u are selling.

Post the pics pls. Let's see so we can bargain.

Can u post the pics pls

Is the network on it plain or does it has a default for any our network in naija.

Clarify pls so I can begin talking.

Urgently need a nokia E71 used phone

Find below my list of Wrestlemania hall of fame.

Rolly Rolly Piper
Rick Flair
Hulk Hogan
John Cena
Batista
619(Rey Mysterio)
Shawn Michaels
Tripple H

Kindly submit your own list below

Hi Nairalanders,

Kindly confirm if the news that Sani Lulu's Mum was kidnapped yesterday is true. The news filtered in yesterday on TVC around 9p.m.

'Psychic' octopus seals perfect record

Paul the "psychic" octopus finished the 2010 FIFA World Cup™ with a flawless record as Spain's 1-0 win over the Netherlands in Sunday's final left him with eight perfect predictions.

The eight-legged oracle has become a FIFA World Cup sensation by correctly forecasting all seven Germany games in South Africa and he finished the tournament in style by predicting a Spanish victory in the Soccer City sign-off.

As Paul foretold last week, Spain won their first world title after Andres Iniesta's 116th-minute strike broke the Netherlands' hearts. The tentacled tipster also correctly predicted Germany would beat Uruguay in Saturday's third place play-off.

In the now familiar routine, two boxes were lowered into his tank last week, each containing a mussel and the flags of the two opposing teams. Paul went straight to the correct box both times, wrenched open the lid and gobbled the tasty morsel.

But the art of football predicting has become a dangerous job for the English-born clairvoyant. He fell offside with bitter German fans who threatened to turn him into sushi after he predicted a semi-final defeat for the Mannschaft against Spain.

Paul's home, an aquarium in western Germany, has received death-threat emails saying "we want Paul for the pan," said entertainment supervisor Daniel Fey. No less an authority than Spanish Prime Minister Jose Luiz Rodriguez Zapatero has called for octopus bodyguards. Spanish Industry Minister Miguel Sebastian has called for the creature to be given an "immediate" free transfer to Spain to "ensure his protection."

Stung by Paul's "treachery" at picking Spain over Germany in last Wednesday's semi-final, some sections of the 350,000-strong crowd watching the game on giant screens in Berlin sang anti-octopus songs.

His prediction of a Spanish victory is expected to be the last for Paul, who in octopus terms is a pensioner, at the grand old age of two-and-a-half. Octopuses generally live three years at the latest.

Would like to know your view on Octopus Paul with regards to predicting football match result.

The full story as revealed by sahara reporters

Written by SaharaReporters, New York
Monday, 05 July 2010 10:47
 Only hours ahead of the FIFA threat to send Nigeria to the soccer freezer, President Goodluck Jonathan today rescinded his widely-criticized decision to suspend Nigeria from international soccer for two years on account of the poor performance of the national team at the 21010 World Cup. The World Cup was seen as the trigger for the decision, but Saharareporters investigations have revealed that the decision was actually aimed at breaking the back of the Amos Adamu-led mafia at the Nigeria Football Federation.  Mr. Adamu is the super-rich and notably corrupt FIFA executive who runs Nigerian football. His wide connections at the highest levels in FIFA and in the ruling elite in Nigeria has seen him holding football administration to ransom.

Mr. Adamu was recalled from South Africa a few days ago by aides to Mr. Jonathan to prevent him from using his connections at FIFA to ban Nigeria after the ill-advised decision was taken to withdraw Nigeria from all FIFA competitions for two years. FIFA then gave the Nigerian authorities 48 hours to withdraw the letter.

Earlier today, Jonathan met with Adamu and decided to change his stance.  Adamu and Jonathan became close when Jonathan superintended over the Under-20 soccer competition while he was VP. The decision, which was reportedly composed and sponsored by the governor of Rivers State, Rotimi Amaechi, was rescinded for Nigeria so as to avoid FIFA from banning it from competitions that would have seen Nigeria unable to participate in any soccer competitions until 2018!

Saharareporters sources said with the "peaceful resolution" of the standoff today,  Jonathan's people would be allowed to participate and possibly take over the NFF when fresh elections are held in August 2010, a position that was earlier made impossible by Adamu cronies at the NFF who had  already decided on those who could participate in the NFF elections. An extra-ordinary convening of the  NFF congress might be underway to open the way for new members to contest for NFF positions.

For Adamu, it is great reprieve as he gets to retain his position on the FIFA and CAF boards, which would have been overturned had Nigeria been banned by FIFA.

The game of soccer indirectly employs over 1.5 million Nigerians and has become an avenue for talented Nigerians to make it in life even when Nigeria's notorious political elite refuse to provide formal employment for its teeming youth population.

Go on Jonathan, you have the got the gut. We seriously need a brake from the heartache and headache of the Eagles. Let FIFA catch the fever. We support the move.