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wack MC's like dj chukky make hip hop look 
                                             -ridiculous, ,
i can't help but laugh 'cause your fucking -
                                              hilarious, ,
with your shit ryhmes 'n jibes u make it so -
                                                        obvious, ,
that your the weekest n' lamest MC outa -
                                                        all of us/

so sit down n' learn,- and go with the flow/
until u learn from p'ple like us, B4 your skills go grow/
your light go shine and your glory go show,/
but u refuse to show respect, my brother no be so
your first ever plane trip to abuja, u jus had to let the whole world know/
u dey form Mr big shot, ,   my brother na u Biko.

u claim you are good at what I do - /
bragging to us about how investment Banking made you!
well i can bet you drive a hummer jeep too,
but Mr money man, "why we no dey see you for news?"

my guy u no fit scope me, because i no be your chick/
mr investment banker how much do u earn in a week/


uve never owned a TM Lewin.,
                                       your just yearning/
even us wey dey buy TM with sterling.,
                                       were not bragging/


u think im battling? for what ? /   for Bronx
                                                     or For Queens?
no be war, i jus de tell u say - / u no be the
                                                         lyrical king

u say u dey go abuja, u say we go meet for monday,
but i wonder, what happened to saturday and sunday?

OK !!   it seems u don't have a computer at home,
if u no beg me, my nigger i no go leave u alone/

you want me to impress u , but rather ill fucking depress u,
torment u, oppress u, - until i finally surpress u

you're tryin' to lecture me, my brother, 
      - wats up with that?
I'm sure with my master's degree., i could probably
             - lecture your Dad/

u diss'd my afro with your weak rymes - hoping for fame,
what a shame., because me n' u
                      we no be the same , ,
ive been in the game,
long before u could spell out your name/

even the Louis vutton sunglasses wey i dey wear,
   is far more expensive than what your broke ass earns in a year, ,/

get your facts right because we're not in the ninties no more,
   we are in 2007, common nigga are u really that Dumb

I'm back with venom/,
i spit out with momentum/,
i'll make your whole lyrical crew to feel my fucking vengance/
no more contesting, why u trying to talk big/
u think u can impress me/
claiming to where TM Lewin, when your t -shirts N Y S C,

i'll cut u down/, i'll expose u as a lyrical clown
you don accept now, say time don come for you to finally bow.

u no dey fear u come out public n' u call me a fool/
if u lived in a civilized country u can bet your life that i'll sue,
f!@kin' destroy you,/  n' if your girl wer'nt so Ugly, guess i would av f@#cked her too/
i go expose you, let l the whole world know da truth 'bout you,/
u look my profile com dey beg me make i dash you my shoe

u yab me- with your wack lyrics,  there is tears in my eye/
i prayed i never see the day that hip hop will finally die
but now even rif-rafs  and boys scouts don dey come out dey rhyme,


p'ple like u need exposure, 2 learn a bit of respect /
its quite obvious u didnt get none that's why u step up n' test,
the lyical master;  its not my job to balst ya/,
n i aint ready to foster-   your sorry Ass,
  because my guy your time don pass/ A'LAS

you silly bore/  i bet u think your real hardcore/,
trying to form some hip hop slang/ with your shit ass rhyme/
comin out to brag that u work in an investment bank/
i bet your trying to impress da ladies with your weak ass jam/
even secuirity man sef  fit claim to dey work for bank/

u no dey shame/ n' its obvious from your name,
u go around, n call yourself chucky/  i bet your really ugly,
thats why u think that nairaland is where u can get a honey,
my guy i sorry, please grow up n stop your folly/
think about that ugly chucky da dolly

thanx Po Deep. appreciate ur commet.
n' dnt 4get,
u'll be getting a lot more from me.
so let the word go aroung that ther's a new hip hop king.

nice vibes

I think Chucky n' dj chronic need to grow up some/
wad u know about hip hop, wenz your time goin' come?
u think u know lyrics, think your game is tight/
dey through jibe over the net, why una no fight?

i think its time u start to respect another mans hand-work
cause if u don't, my guy then u know you're bleeped.

talk about mode 9 talk about sauce kid,
but to them all your saying don't mean a shit,
can't even mix a beat, dnt u think its time u take a peak-into
the lives of theez men, and then n only then,
will u understand that the rap game is for the men-
with heart, with deep lyrics, no be wey dey make remix,
dey copy other people track dey use am to make money

these are 2 original rappers with their heads on tight,
n i doubt if any of them will go down without a fight.
but my advice to you to net rappers is go get yourself a life.

Peace

does anyone know where to get downloads of nigerian tunes? ive tried limewire nut it dont give me wat i want, most of the tunes on there are one s i already bought when i last travelled to Nigeria. please advice on this.

Three men went into a bar, and the following conversation took place:
The first says: "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!"
The second then starts: "That sounds like a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one called Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Vinny buys you another drink."
Then the third pipes up. "You think that's good? Where I come from, there's this place called Murphy's. At Murphy's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!"
"Wow!" say the other two. "That sounds fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?" "No," replies their friend, "but it happened to my sister!"

despite the fact that united got the highest number of goals in the premiership last sesion, it is apparent that they still need a top class srtiker. many united suporters will love to see an acomplished striker like Samuel Eto'o, or fernando Torres play at Old trafford. with saha's injury crises, henever seems to be fit when we need him.

Henry has gone to Barca, there might just be a chance that barca will be willing to sell the likes of Eidur Goodijonsen, or saviola. with the believe that Darren Bent might be Joining Spurs, ther might also be a slight chance that we can convince Martin Jol to trade Berbatov for loius saha and some cash, or even mikel silvestre, as Jol has xpressed his concern over spurs defence last season.

so which striker would you like United to Buy?

it is obvious that with the recent departure of Thiery Henry from arsenal, the gunners will struggle to contest the premiership next season. the fact that Henry missed well over half of last season was the reason for the dismal performance of arsenal. with arsenal out of the equation for at least the next 2 sessions, it gives the Red DEVILS (man untd) and the BLUES (chelsea) the opportunity to dominate English football for the next couple of seasons (we are all aware that liverpool are not up to the task).

the question is this, who do you think will win next seasons premiership? please give raeasons for this.

i liked your posting. i have been looking at your profile since you read my Joke (ugly baby). i hope u liked it. i will like to hear more from you.

folanusi

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. As she pays for her ticket, the bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen. Ugh!"
The woman sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"
The man says: "You shouldn't take that. don't let the driver Insult you, You tell him off now – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey."

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. As she pays for her ticket, the bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen. Ugh!"
The woman sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"
The man says: "You shouldn't take that. don't let the driver Insult you, You tell him off now – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey."

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. As she pays for her ticket, the bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen. Ugh!"
The woman sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"
The man says: "You shouldn't take that. don't let the driver Insult you, You tell him off now – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey."