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omo me i know fit fly for night oh!!!!
you and this your business,
@ mukina

u are too funny

@ Fola you have insulted our business . . we nor dey accept anything from you again

so the next thing now na court?
true true u gio sue me?

oya where your office dey? she na under mamam bed?

@ mukina2

My own is Johhny Johnny  i can't remember whethr na depp, deep or shallow

OK, you own na Johnny deep Shallow Sparrow,  

@ iice

How'd you know about Viggo?

Lets jus say i know more than u think i know

@ both

okay, clearify ur bizness now now oh. convince me its legit

@ mukina2

so ting tingf ling,   tell me which johnny be your own? I know say u no go lie to me.

i thot this was one of you and iice's many conpiracy theories to completely mistify the poor innocnt   people on nairaland?

abi this na another scam like the famous parachute scam?  

@ iice
Johnny Depp, Viggor Mortensen, how many fanatcies do u have?

from: iice on Today at 01:14:00 PM
LMAO! yeah the asylum will put you in a mood alright

I always see boats You know Jack erhh Johnny and I love to go sailing

Muki no talk


na Jonny i hear u don dey start your dream abi?

Fola mad people dey anywhere

trying to keep up with u two. who's Johny?

is he some kinda of fantasy lover iice has been waiting for all her life?

my English name na johny oh!

una no go kill me with laugh

I'll tell you about the guy that passed the mental home.

A guy is walking past the big wooden fence of an insane asylum. he hears all the inmates inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!

Quite curious about this, and wondering what was so amusing to the madmen he locates a hole in the fence, and peeps in. Someone inside pokes him in the eye. Then everyone inside the asylum starts chanting, "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen

@ mukina2
do u like th esimpsons?

If u really wanna c mad people go to the Phsycatric ward. lots to amuse you there.

say did u hear about the man who walked past the nut house?

@ iice

We sailing?

you seeling boats as well as chutes now?

@ FOla
anything with mad people in it

Laurel & Hardy. 
they are the madest people i know. and of course Michael Kyle (my wife & kids)

@ iice

Ahoy ,hoy, Welcome A'board.
been expecting you.

Absolutely love Tom & Jerry. i still watch it with my dad somtimes.   also like pink panther, and looney tunes.

wetin dey with this chute now?  

Fav Comedies?

i talk about cartoons and comedies

plus Foooooootball

Two of y favourite subjects.
i already know u support arsenal, whats ur Fav cartoon?

do you think Dreamworks are now better than Disney

LMMFAO

u are truly Hilarious.

i wonder what u do to people u hang out with. u probably leave them rolling on the floor with humour

so if its that legitimate, how come you a pawning it on nairaland.

so lets have the information about it.

@ iice

Where u dey?

@ Mukina
Wakie Wakie, probably wont be talking movies today.

anyways, what do u wanna talk about?

tell me about this chute business. sounds a bit like a scam to me.

I expect that by now u know where/how to find me,
so i'll just wait rather than stalk you

proberbly the worst foriegn accents to me are Australian, Newzealand, and Indian.
Cant stand em!

dislike the calabar accent, a bit primitive,

love the hausa accent, italian,

some of the Yoruba accents are absolutely hilarious. have u ever liostened to someone from Ilorin speak? or typical Ibadan, Oye pips,

Absolutely hilarious.

oh! and how can i forget the rich and vibrant Igbo Accent?

and ohhhhhhhhhhh i love Timothy Olyphant   Bad guy

I thot his performance was gr8 in the girl next door.

When his people slapped Bruce's daughter and he asked his guy if he was going to be ok

U would av thot he would should be asking the chic if she was aw'rite.

also when Bruce's daughter shot that  guy in the foot, and  Timothy Olyphant said
 "have you got her"?
and the guy was like "yeah"
and he  was like "are you sure"?
now that was funny  

Forgot to ask. . .you a gamer?

Lol….yeah….im I really that easy to characterise?  

Yeah I liked that part too, when he was on about "enough of this karate nonesence".

also liked the part when mathew said "do u have a plan? wats the plan"

and Bruce was like "find my daughter and kill everyone else"  
I thot that was cocky

its free. it aint like gym or anything, just a bunch of guys and there G/friends getting together to excercise and keep fit. real good fun tho. Mail me and i'll give you the details on how to contact them.

yeah.
saw Die hard 4 yesterday. actually thot it was really entertaining.

loved the farrel Kid (u know the hacker guy) thot he was hilarious.

so wat waz the issue at the bank?
nothing too serious i expect.

still waiting. but im patient. i will wait.

The bloody bank pissed me off

bank trying to rob u of your money?

Am not good with those. . .but i can email you now i guess.

cool. let me know when u send it.

so wats your day been like?

any high points?
          or  has it been boring? 

School? work?
Didnt get ur mail

Whats up with you?

Im gud. slaving my a$s off at work as usual, and doing things that i am not getting paid to do

BTW i see you write poems

yeah i do a little poetry.

so wat did u think? have you posted your take on the poem?

How d'u authenticate d message now?

Unfortunately there is no official way to verify the authencity of this tale.

Una don come Invade my space again? 

anyways u both are welcome up in here. 

@ mukina2

u are really funny,  .
                     u never sieze to amuse me.

@ iice

howdy? how are you keeping?

* sniff sniff sniff* do i perceive 419 in here?

Maybe? maybe not?

"The Good have corrupted the Bad , so much so, that even The Bad no longer trust the Good"

not funny

Really good joke.



wikid. double thumbs up. my kinda joke