₦airaland Forum

@ desolah
im aw'rite, I'm @ work  im on nairaland when im meant to be working. make nairaland no make them sack me for work ohh.

@desolah

so in other words they are one and the same in Woh Woh ness, them be family we no fit seperate them.

so how u doing?

@ desolah
Taribo Is WOH WOH SIS !!!

but seriously, who is uglier? taribo, baba iyabo or abdusalam abubakar?

What if God lived on earth
will that make him a man?
would u still run to him in prayer asking for a helping hand.

What if the world comes to an end right now
what would u say?
whould u be bold to stand in front of God account for everyday?


@ Po Deep
u trying to set me up aint ya?

A Man was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.

"Twenty quid " she whispers.

He'd never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the heck, its
only twenty quid.

So they hide in the bushes. They're going "at it" for a couple of
minutes when all of a sudden a light flashes on them, it's a police
officer.

"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.

"I'm making love to my wife," the man answers indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."

"Well," the man says, "neither did I, until you shined that light in her
face.

A little guy sits alone in a bar, just staring at his drink. He stays like that for about an hour. Then a very big, bald headed truck driver walks up to him, takes the drink from the guy, and drinks it all down.

The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."

"No, it's not the drink. but This is the worst day of my life. First, I oversleep, and I'm late to my office. My boss, outraged, fires me. When I leave the building, to go to my car, I find  its been stolen. The police say they can do nothing.
I get a cab to return home, , after the cab had left, i find that i had left my wallet & credit cards in the Cab.
I enter my house and find my wife in bed with our gardener.
I leave home and come to this bar. And when I'm thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison . . ."


please leave a comment!!

@denex

Folanusi and Whiteroses, so na Obasanjo legacy una wan use start una relationship. Remember that you people have already said nothing that starts with Obasanjo ends beautifully.

omo u dey craze oh
u funny die!!!!

so you dey try tell us say Aremu obasanjo na Bad Luck?

@ Karl Ken
no matter as u like person, Woh woh na Woh Woh.

@ desolah

omo no be me go tell u say monkey na monkey,
infact u sef know say Baba Iyabo is "not so handsome".

What if Agbani Derego -
was never discovered?
would she sell bread like her mother, would she be selling pure water
or would she still make it big, n' Grace every magazine cover?

what if 2pac never got shot?
what if Biggie never got Dropped?
would that have made a change to Hip Hop?

dude, the dogg dey Push Weights?

what if Beyonce wasnt fuckin Jay Z,
                                  then who would it be?
what if she was just another chick do u reckon she'll get with me?

what if i made a dollar - everytme i wrote a rhyme?
i'll be counting cash in billions,/
                                Bill Gates style.

what if Beyonce wasnt fuckin Jay Z,
                                  then who would it be?
what if she was just another chick do u reckon she'll get with me?

what if i made a dollar everytme i wrote a rhyme?
i'll be counting cash in billions,/
                                Bill Gates style.

@ nutyay
thanx bruv!


What if santa claus wasn't a myth?,
will niggas jump him on the streets, n' try to rob his fancy Gifts?

what if we dindt have to work for money?,
what if all u had to do was drop a ryhme to catch the honeyz?

@ Po Deep
so how did u think i did in the battle with Chukky76?


what if death was just a game like hide and seek?
how many years do u think it'd take to find niggas like Pac & Big

what if  rap music wasnt invented - /
how many deaths in the united states could av been prevented?

@Po Deep
nigga u are tight man!!! dis ones 4 u

What if Po Deep was born in new york city?
would he be the next big thing, would he be dropping tracks like Nas or Fiddy?

what if this tread wasnt a game?
what if the lyrics that you wrote today - somehow found its way to P Diddy?

Omo, Guys una wicked Oh. Na a whole george una mess like common zoo animal?

@desorlah
you wan tell me say u no know say baba Iyabo Woh WOh?

Crap. Absolute CRAP!!

A man's been drinking at a pub all night.
When he stands up to leave, he falls flat on his face.
He tries to stand one more time, but to no avail.
He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside, he stands up and, sure enough, he falls flat on his face.
Finally he decides to crawl the four blocks to his home.
When he arrives at the door, he stands up and falls flat on his face.
He crawls through the door into his bedroom. When he reaches his bed, he tries one more time to stand up.
This time, he manages to pull himself upright but he quickly falls right into bed.
The next morning he awakens to see his wife standing over him, shouting: "So, you've been out drinking again!"
"Why do you say that?" he asks.
"The pub called. You left your wheelchair there again."

An Australian backpacker walks into a bar and orders a pint of lager from the barmaid. She recognises his accent and they begin chatting. Over the course of the night they get to know each other quite well. At the end of her shift he asks if she wants to come back to his place for sex. Although she is attracted to him, she declines. He then offers her £200. The waitress is also travelling the world and is short of funds, so she agrees.
The next night he returns and orders another lager. Later in the evening, he offers her another £200 for her services. She is only too happy to agree. This goes on for five nights.
On the sixth night the traveller comes in, orders a lager, and sits in the corner. Hoping to earn more cash in another night of passion, the waitress pulls up a seat, and asks him where's he's from. "Melbourne," the traveller replies. "So am I! What suburb in Melbourne?" she asks. "Glen Iris," he replies. "That's amazing," she says, "so am I! What street?" "Cameo Street, he replies. "This is unbelievable," she says. "What number?" "Number 20." "You are not going to believe this but I'm from number 22 and my parents still live there!" "I know," the man replies. "Your father gave me £1,000 to give to you."

Two Men are drinking at a bar. they have a disagreement and One starts to insult the other.
He screams: "I've slept with your mother!"
The bar gets quiet as everyone listens for what the other Man will say.
The first one yells again: "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!,  I bleeped HER!!
At last, the other says: "Go home, dad, you're drunk."

A man goes to see his doctor, and the doctor says, thank God you are here. "I have bad news and worse news."
"Oh dear, what's the bad news?" asks the Man.
The doctor replies: "You only have 24 hours to live."
"That's terrible," says the patient. "How can the news possibly be worse?"
The doctor replies: "I've been trying to contact you since yesterday."

Why chukky dey vex now? hip hop is a game . its all about attitude. if u aint got the rite attitude to deal with it, then u have no business in hip hop. so my guy, why u dey vex?

nice one, cant stop laughing

There was a young virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.

Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. "He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that."

She continued, "He is going to try to feel your breast; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try to put his hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that.

Then the grandmother said, "But, most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family."

With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it.

The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old lady said.

She said, "Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family."

Whiteroses, sounds intresting