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gay? baby don't let me kill myself with laffter i've been comfirmed and guessd u heard de story and it got u wishin i was all up in ur ass but unfortunately i don't do stink ass pigmies like u pls take ur stink ass somewhere else probably ituen will b glad to hit it or mr kiss ass faketan up dere.

tufe:
folly, i have told you before, that if u have a problem with ify, you settle it with me.

But the joke tight sha, just wish u had used someone else's name

@lola,
plz feel free to yarn

why not come to thread aaaaaaggh and c frustration in the making

wasted sperm?but u weren't complainin when it was goin down ur throat lastnite u where actually suckin on it like ur life depends on it

ifyalways:
Jesus on a bike ! guy stick to your gang and don't involve me in any of your sarcastic comments.don't you owl have my name on your write ups to boost your ego or wadever,billy goat.
good to hear that you heeded ma advice,now start working on your personality gently,get a lyfe,you old confused bily goat.not your fault anyway,things like you ought to be flushed down the abortionists table.learn to get your filthybackyard of ma way,kololmenatal son of a bi**h

i think u better go wash ur mouth with soap cus it seems u've been eatin a lot of shit while in skool and stop stinkin up de whole place

what is it with all this wasted sperm or being flushed down the abortionist whatever i guess u just came out of a biology class or u just went for an abortion and de experience got ur brain messd up

GAT U WHERE I WANT SISTA is dat de best u can do i was expectin more, meeeeeen u disappoint me its like i'm using a sledge hammer to kill a stink ass cockroach like u.waste of energy

ifyalways is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work.
Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly,
sees the illegal lovers
and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.
Then the woman's husband
unexpectedly comes home.

She hides her lover in the cupboard,
not realizing that her little boy is in there already.
The little Boy says: "Dark in here."
The Man says: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!"
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "N1000"

A few weeks later it happened again
and the boy and the lover were in the cupboard together again.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have soccer boots."
The Man, remembering the last time, asks the boy: "How much?"
The Boy says:" N5000"
The Man says: "Fine, I will buy them."
A few days later, the Father says to the boy:
"Grab your ball and boots,
let's go outside and have a game."
The Boy says: "I can't, I sold them for N6000"
The Father says: "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that,  N6000 is way more than those two things cost.
I'm going to take you to church
and make you confess your "SINS."

They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.

The Boy says: "Dark in here."

The Priest says: "Don't start that again!"


THIS IS MY CHURCH NOT IFY'S HOUSE!

beef?did u say beef common man i'm way more than havin beef with a lesser animal especially a monkey i rather play with them

i must admit its cute

orange

nice joke man can't stop gigglin

nice joke lmao

blue

ifyalways:
xpired twart !

bloody ass nincompoop

hhhmmmm clemcy

emperoh with all due respect bt what do u get when u chose a monkey to b ur producer? monkey bizness of course

wooow never knew monkeys and chimps chat about a man's rod like this anyways keep it up.

@ennyluv u no pair urself now

tel nrlndrs now b4 we begin pair u wth who u no like

and get it rite sista i aint lookin 4 no cheap attention like u ar, i post to make people laff u don't like it?comment u don't hav to b sarcastic and for ur information u shuld b honoured dat i'm on nairaland.i am proud of who i am, u look @ urself in d mirror ar u proud of ur slobby self? i guess not.anyways i'm a peace lovin person lets hav peace bt u want war bring it on sista. i still remain folly69 4 life.

oooooohh temper temper temper i guess some1 is gettin over de edge rite now

u wish

nice 1 dj

guy don't start ooo

my love u know dere can never b another like u, aristole is just a friend  

hey aristole watz up hw u dey?

aint dat rite my sweet?

no worries man she was trained good

fine by me

damn rite it is

really i'll prefer not to hav a problem with u or her bt she has this nack 4 cusin trouble

lola,madam b careful i know u don't want de full wrath of FOLLY 2 descend on u?beta apologize b4 i loose it

listen rooky dis is nairaland good and horrible things happen and if u ain't gat de guts look 4 anotha thread