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its ok love

oh yes u 've just made my day

hey sweetie missed u where hav u been

hmmmm no wonder ifyalways never got a date on nairaland so dis is wat she's goin thru eeyaa pele ooooo.i feel ur pain

A   new wife was being welcomed at the husband's home in the traditional manner.
As expected she gave a speech:
"My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me into my new home and family. Firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine .No, I will never do that, never in a million years."

"What do you mean my child?" asked the father-in-law.
"What I mean Dad is (looking at her in-laws):

Those who used to wash the dishes must carry on washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked should not stop at my account, AND
Those who used to clean should continue cleaning!!!

"And what are you here for?" enquired the mother-in-law.

"ME!!!! I'M HERE ONLY TO ENTERTAIN YOUR SON!!!!!"  

orientation bout wat

tufe:
sin, you are on your own. and a little advice, don't try to pick a fight here with everyone. u'll end up hating yourself. others that have done it either changed their user, or never game back to jokes

folly,

allow the dude be. just relax, and watch the young lad grow into a man

yeah bro iknow hw it is when u ar shoutin to get noticed bt nobody looks at ur side so i'll will allow him.

@sin knock urself out

@clemcy am doin just that and i must confess its great


@tufe try us both?i don't think so i can c his tail btw his legs oh there he goes swingin off real fast.hey wait u forgot ur banana

boooriinng

now now don't b too eager to bark on the wrong tree save ur flexin for u know who i think u nwill need it more

if u had given him a rope and a banana i'm sure he will locate it easily

ifyalways:
to me it doesnt.
folly is more of it .

the trashy has spoken  yeeeeeeeaah

bring it on monkey

@aisha2 nice 1 sweetie

@ ituen i don't wish i know u do dats why u will always hav my foot up ur ass

aisha2 baby where hav u been my love

@sin keeps watchin and nods

@ituen and wat a hell will ur monkey ass do bout it

tufe:
yeah i can.

the joke doesnt make sense, and i'm sure clemz agrees, that why she simply said ok.

and bazilli is contributing to the boredom, thats y i said folly is being exhibited.

happy now?

hmmmm tufe why ar u such a lilly ass turn coat

sincity sincity sincity i'm still watchin

i get excited when iteun swings his monkey ass on a rope

@tufe take it easy on d lad my freind u can never tell he might b a bundle of talent.

@poster better don't post borin jokes here cus i'll b watchin u

looks around and walks on

cool

pls if any1 c my aisha2 on any thread pls let her know i'm missin her.

hhmmmmmm

tessybaby:
@folly
am very certain u are looking for my trouble
if i start with u eh. . . . . . u go change ya ID

well tessy i really don't want u 2 get involved bt ur man keeps buggin on my bizness,so if he fcuks with me i Bleep with his whole family that includes u,ur kids,ur pets and all ur jungle friends even to d last cockroach.so tell him to watch it. how was the weekend?

mmmmm don't worry my aisha ain't nothin like tessybaboon or any of ur mistress, no wonder it went sour  eeeya sori

ituen:
Lets see how Aisha and Folly cope

I hope the marriage wont turn out to be [img]http://www.smileys4me.com/getsmiley.php?show=4464[/img]

yeah yeah,i understand the loyalty never wash ur dirty linen in public u ar a true freind.

u wish?

pregnant

realy am a peace lovin person and i think i hav the rite to express myself d way i feel,so if some jugheads don't like it,i think dey better jump off d 3rd mainland bridge 4 all i care cus folly never backdown.

ifyalways:
lover
@tufe,not yet

@topic hehe haha

excuse me?