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Literature › Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Folystory2(m): 9:12pm On Jan 26, 2018

Na was ooh!
Ghost, u have serious work to do.
This ur way of life will be a serious problem in marriage thinz except u overcome it. cheesy

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Technology Market › Re: Professor On Any Type Of Generator. by Folystory2(m): 12:46am On Apr 07, 2017

inze:
Good day prof.

I travelled for the weekend without using my Sumec Fireman SPG 3800E2. Now the battery sounds like it's dead but having started it with the pull-rope for some hours and turned it off, I tried starting it with the key and it started. Seems the battery no longer holds power for long.

So, what's the question Bro? :-/

Technology Market › Re: Professor On Any Type Of Generator. by Folystory2(m): 12:44am On Apr 07, 2017

Pls proff, can generator of 2.2 kv carry a hier thermocool HR 135A fridge and washing machine (both medium size) at the same time?

Thanks.

Technology Market › Re: Professor On Any Type Of Generator. by Folystory2(m): 2:57pm On Apr 02, 2017

Proff, you are doing us a great service here.

More grace to u.

Pls , i wish to get a gen to power my TV set, home theater, medium size fridge and middle size washing machine too.

I have a choice of Sumec Fireman 2500 or
Elpac constant 3800.

I was told they are the same.

Pls, is it true or not and which of them will pay me pass (though I like the Fireman better). thanks proff

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 5th March 2016 by Folystory2(m): 3:24pm On Mar 05, 2016

mukina2:
and its arsenaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 5th March 2016 by Folystory2(m): 3:22pm On Mar 05, 2016

This arsenal team don tire me!

Phones › Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Folystory2(m): 5:25pm On Mar 02, 2016

you guys are doing a great job here. more grace.

pls. I have an issue. I don't know if u know a software called "watershare mobiletrans'' it allows u backup ur phone on the Pc.
well, I got d trial version and downloaded it. it permitted me to backup all my Sony Xpera M2 phone assets including all my apps. So I confidently restored d phone to factory restore. To revert back my backuped work on d system, the software requested for full version!!! Now I am stock.
pls, can anyone help me with d full version or crack code. really despirate. Thx

Celebrities › Re: You Won't Believe This Is Olajumoke On The Runway (Photo) by Folystory2(m): 5:27am On Feb 27, 2016

princesa:
You lie IT, I'm being a very good girl in my service year Mazi's experience don't come close to mine.

How have you been?

And folystory2 my maishot now reincarnated. I can't say I miss Nairaland, but I can very well say I miss you guys...

My dear Princesa, me missing u too cheesy

Though I think I miss Sunset blues more. wink

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Celebrities › Re: You Won't Believe This Is Olajumoke On The Runway (Photo) by Folystory2(m): 5:24am On Feb 27, 2016

ITbomb:
OMG, member of the old guard, not all these kids with new chinko android running around here abusing each other and blaming Jonathan for the more than 50 years rot of Nigeria

As for the sunset-view girl, ever since she went to service, she has been out of sight, I'm afraid all Mazi taught her is playing out and she is having fun along with the headaches

Hummmm. ITbomb, u don start again grin

Celebrities › Re: You Won't Believe This Is Olajumoke On The Runway (Photo) by Folystory2(m): 1:06pm On Feb 21, 2016

ITbomb:
I think her breast has fallen real bad

Lolz

Brov, so u haven't changed?
Its Maishot reincarnated cheesy

Have u seen Princesa of late, the girl's gone AWOL.

Phones › Re: Seven Things To Consider Before Buying A Tablet . by Folystory2(m): 3:48pm On Feb 19, 2016

Teddeebear:
buy itel, 15k battery life awesome

Wow!

Bro, pls how do I get it?
What Itel make is it. So I could look up konga.

Music/Radio › Re: Nairaland Audio Rap Cypher 2.0 (Darkrebel, Jreyez, Limerick) by Folystory2(m): 9:51pm On Feb 07, 2016

.....Modified......
Whow! Guys, I be going over the Lyrics over and over again...
Just discovered Limericks cypher be smoking! That guy's good! cheesy

Damn!!!

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Music/Radio › Re: Nairaland Audio Rap Cypher 2.0 (Darkrebel, Jreyez, Limerick) by Folystory2(m): 2:13pm On Feb 07, 2016

Damn men!
You guys waz 'all tight! grin

Didn't knw Nairalandz got 'Cypher-bulldozers"!

Proud of u guys, really.

Though I be flowing with Gospel rap, I really must say those S**t waz tight.

More grace men. Cool.

"rats snitch on me & die of lassa fever"...
Dark rebel - that's my best line. grin

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Education › Re: Can A Lecturer Actually Do This? by Folystory2(m): 1:57pm On Jan 27, 2016

pesty100:
lalasticlala

Education › Re: Which Subject Do You Think Is Going On? (Hilarious Photo) by Folystory2(m): 12:54pm On Jan 24, 2016

holicalpha:
Further Mathematics...

Like a friend of mine once said, "We never know maths we dey go further."

Hahahahahahahahaha cheesy

Bros, u make my day abeg! cheesy

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Education › Re: Which Subject Do You Think Is Going On? (Hilarious Photo) by Folystory2(m): 12:54pm On Jan 24, 2016

Lolz

Romance › Re: Types Of Guys You Should Not Play 'Hard-To-Get' With by Folystory2(m): 6:19am On Jan 23, 2016

tosyne2much:
[i]
7. Nairaland Moderators

If you play hard-to-get to people like Lalasticlala, Mynd44 and Obinoscopy, I'm sorry your dad will end up placing you on OLX. This is because they've got so many nairaland babes at the tip of the fingers, so dem no get time

Lolz

That got me cracked up! grin

Nairaland General › 2016 by Folystory2(op): 8:34am On Jan 01, 2016*

We bless God.

Health › Re: Photos: Checkout The Top 10 Heaviest And Fattest People Ever Lived. by Folystory2(m): 8:40pm On Dec 07, 2015

Explorers, na u again?

Good one. Proud of your threads bro wink

Phones › Re: How To Recognize 2go Guys In Public Groups And Forums by Folystory2(m): 4:35pm On Dec 01, 2015

Chi, like Seriously, 2go still dey exist? Damn!

I can bet my left leg, its the younger generations that has time 4 2go.

Using rickety, half-haggard, almost-dead phones that manages to browse. Smh

Op is definitely a Post-2go endtime person! grin

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Politics › Re: Who Amongst These APC Candidates Should Replace Audu In The Dec 5 Supp Polls? by Folystory2(m): 7:12pm On Nov 24, 2015

meforyou1:
Igalas wount let an igbira or okun man rule kogi.
they wount even let igala christain rule

That's a really strong point u've highlighted there.

Was beginning to think I was the only 'crazy' one seeing from that vintage point. undecided

Education › Re: 23 Most Expensive Secondary Schools In Nigeria With Mind Blowing Fees by Folystory2(m): 1:28pm On Nov 22, 2015

Decapo:
Where is Idris Premier College?? IPC

Noted!
I'll inform Oga Idris Aloma gbagudu himself. cheesy

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Australia: FIFA U-17 World Cup: (6 - 0) On 29th October 2015 by Folystory2(m): 2:00am On Oct 29, 2015

shizzy7:
Brazil, pass the match and exit gracefully without playing with Nigeria....

I predict 12-0 in favour of Nigeria...

Madam, are u high on Alomo or Kunu samia? angry

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Australia: FIFA U-17 World Cup: (6 - 0) On 29th October 2015 by Folystory2(m): 1:58am On Oct 29, 2015

TheSuperNerd:
Sorry Bro..... We meet Brazil next in the Quarter-finals...... And I believe Nigeria's gonna win.....

*smiles*

Nigeria vs Brazil next.
E no go funny oooh!

This might call for 30 days fasting and betting..,

sorry, I mean prayer. grin

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Australia: FIFA U-17 World Cup: (6 - 0) On 29th October 2015 by Folystory2(m): 1:50am On Oct 29, 2015

Moooooooddddddeeeee oooooh!!!

Wake up abeg! Na 6 - 0 now oooh!

Nigeria U17 killing countries since 1832! cheesy

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Australia: FIFA U-17 World Cup: (6 - 0) On 29th October 2015 by Folystory2(m): 1:23am On Oct 29, 2015

shizzy7:
?

We can't be sure those days. grin

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Australia: FIFA U-17 World Cup: (6 - 0) On 29th October 2015 by Folystory2(m): 1:17am On Oct 29, 2015

Niyinficient:
Dis boys don dey

I like babes wey dey watch football! Babe, hw far u na?

Bros, shine ur Eye!
Babe ko, girl ni. Look wella..,

Na GUY u dey see. Smh cheesy

E.g Ipledge10

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Australia: FIFA U-17 World Cup: (6 - 0) On 29th October 2015 by Folystory2(m): 1:15am On Oct 29, 2015

I just pray we don't meet Brazil.

Those guys aren't loyal! undecided

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Australia: FIFA U-17 World Cup: (6 - 0) On 29th October 2015 by Folystory2(m): 1:11am On Oct 29, 2015

And the Modes are awake!

Smh! grin

Jokes Etc › Funny Quotable Quotes You'll Never 4get - Enjoy! by Folystory2(op): 10:12pm On Oct 01, 2015

1). He who refuses to mix Agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788)

2). He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864)

3). Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Herbert Macauley (1872)

4). Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell before drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893)

5). Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899)

6). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900)

7). Anyone who graduates from a conventional school without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)

cool

. He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)

9). He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973)

10). No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam - Prof Jega (2015)

11) It doesn't matter how much a fish can swim. It cannot use those skills in hot "Ororo" - Van Damme (1974)

12) It doesn't matter how "high" the devil is from smoking weed. He can never become the 'most high'. - Angel Gabreal (1700 AD)

13). Anyone who reads this without laughing, is either looking for job or needs money badly - Barack Obama (2014). cheesy

( Its Independence day. Let's laugh) so, Add yours....

Cc; Lalasticlala

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