₦airaland Forum

My baby was at this accident. She called me as was shaking. Imagine I'd have lost my Wife cos of some stupid extortionists cum cops

Höes! Cheating höes everywhere!

Yeah he did of course! We now have a very active and thriving terrorist (intentionally coined bandits) industry so it's all good.

As the senate president has become a presidential spokesman, the entire National Assembly should be ashamed of themselves and the desecration and disgrace they've meted on that institution and what it stands for!

Patrioticman007:
Imagine these tribalistic buffoons want to play to the gallery. Let them first question GEJ the clueless ex President about his Doctorate degree before they come for pantamis head, as if its today that corruption started in Nigeria.

If you had any sense, you'd know there honorary doctorate degrees. But I've never heard of a honorary professorship!

BTW, GEJ read and fulfilled the terms of his doctorate (not honorary)but hate just had to play a double on you. He's unlike a certain foolish shriveled cow who got a honorary doctorate just to compensate for his lack of an ordinary O' level certificate, only to finally crash the economy.

And @ the bolded; you support corruption only when it favors your own? LMAO

TheGoodJoe:
You can talk from today to tomorrow. However, you can not force the President if he does not listen.

Look at how Goodluck Jonathan gave Okonjo Iweala more strength in his government. Look at how Obasanjo walked with her. That is how a president can give a member of his cabinet a chance to do more.

Unfortunately, this President did not use the brilliance and ideas of Osinbajo at his disposal.

OK but he could go around sharing 10k as part of poverty alleviation? Which brilliant person in his right mind does that? I could expect that from rabblerousers like Fayose, Wike and even stupid yahaya Bello, not him!

Please he should spare us the useless rhetorics Bro. He's not making anything better by those instead he's adding to our angst and I know I speak the minds of many

TheGoodJoe:
What can he do? The power if the vice president is limiting. I think he has been the most active vice president in the history of Nigeria to the best of my knowledge.

He has made brilliant contributions in many ways.

Bro his "brilliant contributions" are as useless as our punditting on this platform and outside the streets.

You claim he has no powers, but he has the president's ears right? He's a SAN FFS! The sleaze, lawlessness and brigandade going on in this government is not something you sit on the fence over. Or he thinks he can extricate himself from the ills of this government?

The pragmatic ones amongst us, not blinded by emotions and partisan affiliations would always see him, as a part of our dark history and a man who never spoke against the ills in this country, because he was "eating".

Meanwhile, he should kindly spare us the useless rhetorics that are akin to a car without an engine!

This man speaks like he’s not a part of these government. Fücking fool!

Another ship for malami to sell and pocket the proceeds! Fück this country!

walkbrazil4k:
Lol. See beef, yes I saw president bolsonaro, are you happy now? Did you have watch the video? I shook hands with the presidente

The werey no get data

hkidola00:
idiot,even interpol and FBI do burst hotels and hideouts,but as usual,as the lazy thief that u are...u will never see that...ole ole

Yeah burst hotels without warrants. Right! Do you know these are people's businesses they are damaging? I'm bringing myself down so much, by even speaking with an unlearned, poverty stricken fool as you.

I'm not the cause of your poverty and frustration. Don't go and look for work ehn, be there hating. You apparently didn’t learn anything from the foolishness and poverty your father passed down to you.

hkidola00:
fraudster..Ur days are numbered...u will be locked for a very long time..ole

See this fool oh. You'll probably get locked up or killed before me sef so stop making noise! You like the system disorderly because you're poor and wish others were like you! Stupid ass modafuka!

hkidola00:
yahoo boy

God punish you!

Nigeria has simply gone to the dogs!

They do this because people don't have guns. You raid my place of business illegally and hope for my cooperation?

Someone has to take them up on this. Let us know the empowering laws that gave the EFCC the right to break into hotels and hospitality facilities at the dead of night to disturb guests.

Yourbest:
Please share the contact of the guy that helped fixed your stuff and location. One Kazeem done operate nonsense now my A/C and engine Fan isn’t working

He's in Enugu. 0803 325 3353

Sirjamo:
I am sorry to say this, but those officers were careless with their own lives. This unfortunate incident could have been avoided if they were vigilant enough, some heads must roll.


As for the fools blaming Buhari for this, do you expect him to personally secure the NDA and every military formations in Nigeria?



Some people have the responsibility of securing that place, it's their failure that led to this unfortunate incident.



I AM DONE TALKING

Would you maintain this energy if this happened during the time of GEJ? Would you? Calling people saying the truth fools when you're the bigger one. See look into the mirror and say "I am a hypocrite"!

danny34:
Hello bro, do you have the contact of this mechanic in Enugu. Am in Enugu and needs a competent Benz mechanic as my personal go to.

He's good, just a bit pricey.
0803 325 3353 that's his contact

Jamal64:
I did mine for 50k, while I was in lagos. Told them to help me disable itself. Changed hammer and they used a bypass .

Just see the price disparity na
This Benz clinic guy dey harvest us here o lol

Jamal64:
EIS LOCK DID me strong thing too. I wanted to ask the tech who helped you fix your car? Where is his location? This code dy give me headache.

I'm so sorry Bro... That thing dey be like witchcraft. One moment you're driving your car, the next moment, you're looking for a towing van

The mechanic that did mine is at Enugu. I don't think its clearing codes or that though. In my situation, they had to change the key hammer (which seems like the EIS module). Only that one cost 120k then I paid 20k abi 30k for the fixing.

CaptainAyub:
Yes,it's clogged drain from the sunroof.
Had it on my 204

Thanks alot, I'll get it checked

cc: Gazzuzz

GAZZUZZ:
clogged drains in sunroof area??


You should attend to it urgently.

Not sun roof, this is the foot mat. Should I be worried boss?

Guys this is an advise to avoid these Car washes that use this high pressure water gun to wash cars, especially careless ones!

It's currently costing me almost 2 hundred thousand to fix my 2016 CLA250.

1. How they did it I don't know, but some how, water got into my left head light and my chargers got burned. Cost of changing those, 60-70 thousand naira!

2. My car had a parking break sensor issue some weeks back. It would not leave parking break. I called Gazzuzz (this is an appreciation message to him too). Man's a gem! Called him and he picked on the first call. He was so nice and suggested ways to help.

Unfortunately I didn’t exactly have the tolerance to start digging through all the Mercedes Benz padding to get to the ASICS he spoke of, lol. Finally fixed it and it cost me 25k

3. Just yesterday, my car started showing blind-spot assist failure. Pointers wouldn't work and AC would switch off on its own. Took it to the tech, he ran a scan and went ahead to fix it. This one cost 50k.

Then the techie told me. Avoid those car washes. Water from their high pressure spray gun gets into certain places they shouldn't and those cars and water are not exactly friends. Just as Gazzuzz told me when I called him over the park brake error, man asked if I had been "swimming" with the car lol!

I also randomly remember my first C300, also got an EIS fault directly from the car wash. Car had to be towed to the mechanic from the car wash!

So from today, I have resolved to do my washing by myself! My hand no cut! God bless us all and give us funds to maintain these elegant pieces of engineering we drive! Selah.

Modified: I forgot to mention that for some miracle, my passenger back seat is currently a pond! How water got in I don't know but my rugs are soaked and dripping water. Anyone else suspects the culprits? Yeah your guess is as good as mine!

vedaxcool:
Lol [b]when Buhari said corruption is dangerous many idiots with 2 ouce of a brain said it is vital. [/b]See how corruption defeated an entire government structure that consumed lives andcost trillions of dollars to put up.it was not Taliban that win it was corruption that defeated their enemies.

The Taliban are not stupid as the Afghan government to embrace corruption they budget ensured the money is used to ensure their dominance.

Corruption remains a cancer many nairalanders subscribe to it because it guaranteed crumbs coming their way. Corruption allowed useless rag tag bokoharam become a monster almost consuming the Nigerian state. Attempts to prosecute all those who looted away out military were met with useless well coordinated propaganda against FG.

Let this be a warning, corruption destroys faster than the Taliban can.

And buhari isn't corrupt abi? So much foolishness in just one comment

kingreign:
Intake manifold runner malfunction, Balance shaft failure...

Never had those issues!

kingreign:
With expensive EIS malfunction when it fails.

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That seems to be the only problem with the car unfortunately. Changed mine when it failed for ₦140k back then. Has never happened again.

lordkenny:
Volkswagen Passat will be a good option to consider. Nice interior, durable, reliable and fuel efficient. Good value for money.

LMAO!! Run o bros! That passat fit give you problem when go make you pass out.

Why not just buy a C300 since you want to go German? I know perhaps the popularity of the car may put you off but it's a very solid car

I thought this car was advertised here and sold by you. Everything dey OK? If so, D way dem dey round trip on this car raises alarm o

Nozino:
Are you sure you don’t have better things to do with your time? Do you have to be a nuisance on a Monday morning?

LMAO! I'm jobless please find me a job. Can I send my CV?

Madness!
Same people who wrote letters upon letters to the US, the UN, EU and every first world acronym they could, bad mouthing Nigeria and the past government?

Wrote letters to all these about GEJ killing their people? Asked them not to sell arms to Nigeria, which affected the war against terrorism. These same unpatriotic ignobles having cast the nation into a quagmire and turned her into a cesspool of murder, lies, propaganda and state backed assassinations and disappearances now have the guts to call people unpatriotic?

So they'd rather people keep quiet and die in droves? This masari is just another very foolish buhari and may God never suffer this nation to have another fool from kastina as president of this contraption.

Nozino:
The person I quoted. Now getat!!!

You're sure you and the vendor in question are not same and one person? Because the way you went yapping about how you paid first and all that...

Have a nice week mi compadre

Nozino:
She’s like that. But she’s genuine and can be trusted. The few times I bought from her, I paid first and she waybilled it.

LMAO! Who ask you?

bodeakanbi:
3.8kva Sumec Generator for sale. Can power 2 air conditioners at once.
Price 135k negotiable.
Location is Isheri oshun.
Calls only 09039774753.

Dem suppose gather you beat!

adecz:
Where's the corpse?

So you can eat it? So many insane fools running riot on NL tufiakwa