manutdrichie:
Buy oil now o

Buy oil now o

Buy oil now o


Palm oil will soon get to 40k per 25l

How possible is it for palm oil to get to 40k this year?

ojonugwap:


I never see anything oo

Noise makers everywhere. @phock2sweet never see money take phock.

You see that name like who get 10k? Abeg die your expectations.

hisexcellency34:
I place my bet on Eagles. One Super Eagles defender has vowed to mark Salah out. So i'm happy

The same Defender Salah scored home and away in the UEFA Champions League (Sanusi of FC Porto). I laugh in Etsako.

Nigeria 2 : 0 Egypt

Good morning house, a friend of mine has a 7 day course to attend in the UK. what type of visa should she apply for? Please, your responses will be of great help to her. Thanks in anticipation.

Good morning all,

I applied for 6 months U.K. visa for a training which is to be sponsored by my employer. The visa is supposed to be processed within a 5 working day period which I submitted at the Ikeja Office of the TLSCONTACT Office on th 22nd of June, 2018. Till date I haven’t gotten a feedback from the UKVI. The training was to commence 2nd of July, 2018.

Please what is the possibility of getting this visa approved? This is my first time for applying for any visa.

Attached is a my visa tracker.

iapt:


He can also get a decision in 24hours...thats about 380k or so (900£+)

Wow! That’s High. Ok Sir. Thanks

Jarus:
0

He might need a fast track.

I did a fast track (extra cost) in similar circumstance in 2017 and got my visa in 13 days, the last working day before my travel.

Interestingly, without fast track in 2016, I got the visa in less than 13 working days. I just didn't want to ake the risk last year.

I think he should do fast track, and he needs to start today, given the travel date is less than 14 days away.

Thank you sir for your quick response. I will appreciate more if I will be able to know the cost of fast tracking The such VISA and the duration.

I am grateful

Hello Gurus in the House.

A friend of mine just got a Journey Instruction for a 7day course in the U.K. from the company where he works. The program is to commence on the 26th of June (ie this month).

Please, what will he need to process his VISA and what is the cost to get this done for him to meet with the dateline?

Please put into consideration that this is first trip.

I will be grateful for a prompt response. Thanks

Ironi:


Truth be told, those food look very much like Nigerian food too.

Maybe the ones from your village. I never see this types of food for Naija before o

Good day all,

A friend of mine once had a one-fling affair with a girl years back. Just yesterday, she showed up with a baby claiming the baby is my friend's child.

The guy is confused because ever since the fling happened there has been no communication of any form between them and guy is preparing for his traditional marriage with his 5 years bae which will come up very soon.

He needs your professional advice on where to run a DNA test and the cost.

Thanks you all

This Car is sweet! Sir, is it still available for sale? Hope to hear from you soon

Good morning house. Please I need you to advice me on how to prepare stored oil that is to be taking to the market? I will be grateful. Thanks

After many maneuvering and turn-over of the Bible, ‘they’ will still call it ‘THE HOLY BIBLE.

‘Anybody with useful information concerning his whereabouts...’ As if she is a male. I hail o

is not all ab out beauty. A lot is to it.

MediumStout:
People like this don't care about biafra. Only the frustrated and poverty stricken failures who have been brainwashed by Nnamdi Kanu's lies will scream biafra as if money will grow on trees for them to pluck in biafra. Successful igbo's like Psquare, Don jazzy and Alaba traders don't give a fvck about Nnamdi Kanu nor his fraudulent biafra agitations. One Nigeria is all we want and so shall it remain for life

Don Jazzy is not from the east. He is a confirmed deltan.

respect80:

Yes before na son, today na husband tomorrow e go b girlfriend

Some people with confusion are like 5&6

The write up in the last photo by the celebrant said it all

Birthday celebration turns new dimension with funny photos posted on Facebook by celebrant. I no fit laugh.

Caustics:
what have i written?

lasbien... ...husbands...

Motor wey get mark of the beast as vehicle number. Wetin you expect?

ekems2017:
Not for Jesus cos she wouldn't broadcast it on social media.
I stand to be corrected.

Whatever

Edo State Government says it plans to have a database of Northern settlers in the state as a way to tackle cases of suspected Fulani herdsmen attack on farmers.

This is contained in a statement issued by the Chief Press Secretary to the governor, Mr. John Mayaki and made available to newsmen in Benin on Friday.


The governor said the initiative was to allow for identification of strange characters within the State.

According to the statement, Obaseki made this known to members of Arewa community in the state led by its President General, Alhaji Sahabi Umar after sharing ideas with them at Government House, Benin on Thursday night.

The governor urged Arewa community in the state to embrace the diversity which exists in Nigeria and forge a united bond.


He asserted that no true Fulani herdsman would abandon his cattle and take to killing of innocent farmers; rather, the recent cases of rape and murder were perpetrated by foreign elements bent on causing conflict.

He said “To checkmate the ugly trend, a committee will be set up to carry out community by community delineation of northern settlers across the state to help identify new comers and their aims.”

On the issue of grazing, Obaseki noted that fenced grazing areas with watering facilities would be clearly defined by government for herdsmen to feed their cattle with payment of economic fees for services rendered.


The governor assured of fair treatment in spite of religious differences, acknowledging intermarriage has made them stakeholders in Edo.

Earlier in his remarks, President of Arewa community in Edo, Alhaji Umar appreciated the governor for breaking fast with them and stated that Arewa community was unhappy with recent attacks as it was giving them a bad name.

Alhaji Umar pledged to support government in identifying and dealing with bad elements amongst the Fulani.

Owerri—A widow, Ogechi Chukwuocha, has said the desire for a male child made her buy a 10-month-old baby for N650,000 in Imo State, because “my husband is dead and I do not have a male child. I do not know that the child was stolen.” Among those paraded with Chukwuocha, during the handing over of the child to the parents, Mrs Udoka Peter, at the police headquarters in Owerri, include Mrs. Calister Igwe, seller of the child, and Mrs. Chimezie Okafor, who claimed to be the sister to the buyer.
The Police Public Relations Officers, Mr. Andrew Enwerem, said that the child was recovered at Orlu Local Government Area of Imo State. According to Andrew, “the child was abducted on June 15 and recovered on June 20. We got a report from the mother of the baby, Udoka Peter, that her child, a 10 months old baby, was missing. Imo PPRO, Mr. Andrew Enwerem, handing over the child to the mother, Udoka Peter, at the Police Headquarters in Owerri. Photo: Chinonso Alozie. “She said she gave her child to one Mrs. Favour Nwokem, to collect something inside her room and before she came out, Favour had disappeared with her child. Immediately, the Command swung into action and arrested three of them, while one Mrs. Favour Nwokem is still at large.” The suspects confessed to the crime and said that it was a mistake. According to the buyer of the child, Ogechi Chukwuocha, “I bought the child for N650,000. My husband is dead and I do not have a male child. That is why I want the child. I did not know that the child was stolen.”

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/06/bought-10-month-old-baby-n650000/

Best game ever is HITMAN 2 (SILENT ASSASSIN).

10 things you must know about Nigeria vs South Africa.

Today, Nigeria will host South Africa in a 2019 Africa Cup of Nations qualifying game in Uyo, the Akwa Ibom state capital.

Here are 10 things you need to know ahead of the encounter:


1. This is the first match for both countries, in the race to qualify for the 2019 Africa Cup of Nations.

2. The Super Eagles are still undefeated under Gernot Rohr.

3. The game will be played at the Godswill Akpabio Stadium in Uyo. Kick-off time is 5pm.


4. It will be the first match in charge of the Bafana Bafana for Stuart Baxter, who replaced Ephraim ‘Shakes’ Mashaba recently. Baxter returns to the job he held between 2004 and 2005.

5. Players of the Super Eagles have received their bonus for the 2018 World Cup qualifier against Zambia this week.

6. Fans will pay between N1,000 and N2000 to watch the match.


7. Bafana denied Nigeria a place in the 2015 Afcon tournament in Equatorial Guinea thanks to a 2-2 draw at the same Uyo venue.

8. Baxter has already guided Bafana to a victory over Nigeria-back in November 2004.

9. Nigeria was absent at the last two editions of the AFCON.

10. South Africa are unbeaten in their last three games against the Super Eagles.

http://dailypost.ng/2017/06/09/10-things-must-know-nigeria-vs-south-africa/

PapaBrowne:
The Rondelites from Rondel who speak a language called Rondish are building a beautiful new City called Rondland.

it's so funny

From BIAFRA to ODUDUWA and now RONDEL

Niger Delta also wants an independent country called RONDEL.

PRESS RELEASE

A Demand for the Independence of Rondel (Niger Delta) from Nigeria in 2018.

We the people of the Region of the Niger Delta (Rondel), represented by members of Rondel Solidarity Movement (RSM) - a newly born aggressive but non-violent umbrella body for all intellectuals, groups and associations in the Niger Delta Region, having lived together in the past as a loose federation under the Benin Empire and the great Ijaw and other kingdoms, desirous of searching for our own country since northerners in Nigeria have decided to evacuate southerners from 'their Nigeria' - we today, 07.06.2017 wish to announce the fusion of our various groups into one strong and united non self seeking group to champion our developmental causes and help build our region into a nation of justice, freedom, peace and prosperity.

We have, after over 6 hours of a well attended meeting held at a secret location in Rivers State, met and made Resolutions which will be remembered as The Rondel Covenant.

The Resolutions are in response to the threat by lazy and ignorant Arewa Youths to divide and destroy Nigeria (disguising as evicting the Igbos - an injury to any Southerner is an injury to all Southerners - the days of divide and conquer has ended) and noting the obvious foot dragging of the Nigerian government over this issue with no one arrested, tried or jailed despite the fact that the treasonable felons are well known and they are all not hiding whereas a certain Nnamdi Kanu of Biafra was incarcerated for over two years for daring to discuss Biafra and a certain Kola Edokpayi of Rondel is currently incarcerated for daring to challenge the government in Edo state.

Following the treasonable ultimatum issued by the Arewa Youths with tacit backing of the Arewa Consultative Forum and Nigeria Supreme Council for Islamic Affairs led by Sultan of Sokoto either of who has not openly condemned the felons and call for their incarceration like they would do when the table turned, and being fed up of being described by the President of Nigeria as 5% undeserving of the benefits of Nigeria, thus desirous to found our own country where we will be treated as citizens with full rights, not some species with 5% rights.

We hereby make the following declarations and resolve as follows:
1. That all the intellectuals, groups and associations in the Niger Delta should fuse into Rondel Solidarity Movement and our demands shift from Resource Control to Independence Movement.

2. That in our country, we shall return power to the true owners of the lands, the monarchs, in English-style power sharing between the Royals and the people in a Parliamentary system.

3. That we demand Independence for Rondel from Nigeria from 2018.

4. That Rondel comprises all the six states in the present South-South of Nigeria.

5. That Rondel is an acronym derived from the Region of Niger Delta, later Republic of Niger Delta, if the Arewa groups make good their threats.

6. That Rondel is our name, Rondish will be our Language and Rondland shall be our capital city. Details of these, including the locations of Rondland, shall be in our October 1 book.

7. That no inch of Rondel in the six states of Akwa-Ibom, Bayelsa, Delta, Cross River, Edo, and Rivers States shall ever be ceded to any other people or nation for any reason whatsoever and all those people drawing maps up and down are hereby warned to desist forthwith or risk our disproportionate vengeance including present and future social and economic sanctions.

8. That our motivations for decision to leave Nigeria are first President Buhari's treatment of our people as 5%, Northerner's nearly exclusive illegal and immoral occupation of our oil wells destroying our ecosystems and the eviction notice by Arewa Youths with tacit support of government and the Arewa leaders.

9. That since that treasonable order by Arewa youths, and because no one was arrested, tried and convicted for the high treason, the same matter for which Nnamdi Kalu was imprisoned for about two years, we no longer have faith in one indissoluble Nigeria.
That we state emphatically and without equivocation, that in the likely event of the disintegration of Nigeria, we have resolved to live together in the “Region of Niger Delta', which we henceforth now wish to call RONDEL.

10.That we wish henceforth, as a people, to be known and addressed as Rondelites and our languages to be known as dialects of Rondish, which shall be our Official Language, side by side English.

11. That our capital city shall be a portion carved out of an existing area in the Region of Niger Delta and to be renamed Rondland. Details, including out national anthem, flag, coat of arms and interim Constitution, will be published in our book, "RONDEL MANIFESTO: The Making of a Nation" to be released on October 1, 2017.

12. That the Igbo people, and indeed all Africans and foreigners, are heartily welcome to visit, stay, live in or do legitimate business unencumbered anywhere in Rondel now and in the future.

13. That in the event of a breakup and the Biafrans, the Omoluabis, Middle Beltans, etc have their separate countries, we will be willing to enter into economic partnerships to help each other grow their economies and societies to achieve the Millennium Developed Goals.

14. That this Resolution serves as a warning and a Notice to the Nigerian government, the International community, including all the northern states of Nigeria that henceforth, if any Igbo or indeed any Southerner or Middle Beltan Nigerian is ever attacked or killed again anywhere in the north in a hate or xenophobic attack, we shall declare our Independence within three months.

15. This is not a threat but self preservation.

16.That since the Arewa youths have given the Igbos (that implies all southerners, we are not fooled) three months notice to vacate ‘their Nigeria’, we give all northern oil bloc owners three months notice from October 1, 2017 for them to leave the Niger Delta Region or face unpredictable adverse consequences.

17. That we are now ready to take our destiny in our own hands and end this parasitic forced marriage of perpetual disaster since 1914.

18. That we in the Region of Niger Delta declare today 07.06.2017 as the commencement date for our Independence struggle.

19. That the minimum demand for negotiation is arrest, prosecution and conviction of all those who were involved in the provocative treasonable felony. Condemning their action or threat to arrest them will not suffice this time.

20. That we wish to declare to the troublesome northerners that Enough is Enough.

Thank you.

Signed,

Efe Edet-Tamuno
(Spokesperson RSM)

https://www.google.com.ng/url?q=https://www.naij.com/1108893-breaking-like-ipob-group-emerges-calls-secession-niger-delta-nigeria.html&sa=U&ved=0ahUKEwixluDTzLHUAhVGZ1AKHUY2CNEQFggLMAA&sig2=ONNIaG7NGxCuld1eclstsw&usg=AFQjCNG36Id3CVRPZC9Cw2RBiiBHsn7KEQ

Vorpal:


Are the Momoh's of Edo indigene?

yes, they are.

What a great lost to Auchi people. May God him a perfect rest. RIP Prof.