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octopusfreaky:
ewwwwww,disgusting

disgusting abi but sucking is.ot disgusting to u ooo rather a climatic pleasure... na girls like I pray not to marry to...lol

Chosen2375:
Mouthaction is good but handaction is better

which one b handaction again naaa...and how is it better if that can't be compare to masturbation.

too many contrasting lies in his statement. 1st his wife is in Texas, now in d mortuary...which wife is he referring to.
2ny, who says u won't look for other drug baron to get ur substance even if this one is being arrested. my frnd, face ur problem urself don't drag sb down along.
lastly, u deserve to remain in that prison...that's were u belong no where better.

this should serve as a lesson to our youth who get indulge with illicit and ban substances. drug kills, it ruins life...it starts with alcohol, there after "igbo", weed, afterward codeine b4 u know it all these mix together won't high u again so you will have to look for a substance with higher dosage. even at this point u r already addicted. so guys stay away from too much drinking and from friends who seems to drink too much.

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Akkord4gov:
Hard to get the meaning of "wah",it wont take you anything to remove the "h" and put "t" even if you want to abbreviate. "Wat" would have been easy to get.

Mouth action, I think have asked one of my babes to do so and she rejected. That didn't force me to cheat though I wish to experience it. .

lol...I min u have before bin given a Mouth Action ever b4 lol...ok I presume ur duck is too small or probably u r still too young. one of my babe suck my 9" black duck till I come inside her mouth...guy there is notin like bj ooo...

kilode100:
Now you are getting it.. As you dey see me, I am a professional cheat and I can never be caught.
If more women can have an extra Guy, trust me, they will never nag!!

My hubby loves me because of my gentle understanding nature and That's because I stay on my lane jejely o...

tah!!! make I hear word. who dash u husband...u sabi lie enh

debbysmyles:
Pls I need advice,i just had to create a new account to avoid embrassment.
I'm 21yrs old and I had sex for the first time 1month ago,i was feeling sick so I decided to visit the doctor only to discover that i am pregnant.

I told my boyfriend and he suggested abortion..the problem is I don't want to abort the baby cos of fear.I kept my since till one ago because of different Phrophecy concerning pregnancy I must not abort if I do I will die.
I told my boyfriend everything but he insist I abort it if not he is going to abandon me to my fate.
My mum will kill me,society will crucify me,i have cried and cried,i don't know what to do.

Some guys are wicked upon all the promise of love.
I would have kept my virginity if I had known.

hahaha...sorry I just can't help but laught at ur last line... watin dey Swt dey bitter its a pity u just no...young girls of nowadays... A small oi go just come tell una one small word una go carry am for head like he's d only guy on earth. well, my dear, I won't lie to u ooo...abortion.o good ooo...I'm a guy, I've done like 3-4 n I don't feel proud abt it...it still hunt me even up till now...having a baby is not easy too...it could go as long as destroying a lot of ur dream, ambition n career but notwithstanding, its d best oprion...what will b will b...u have made a mistaken tag 'mistake
No1.' don't commit mistake
No2 by opting for an abortion. keep d baby u will scale tru. people have pass tru that route n came out of it victoriously, u too can. may God help u. amen.

Genea:
Its nt dier fault,d economy is nt favouring d hustlers anymore,year in year out d universities churn out graduates to a society dah has no plan 4 dem,a young man leaves sch wit hope for a good job,after 4 yrs reality sets in,he either dies of poverty or take d easy way out. U can't blame dem,we r all wired diff

my dear u r right to some vry large extent ooo... at some point in my life and my relationship I was looking for one because I was losing my gf to a guy that has money...had I gotten d opportunity.mmm... I'm sure I wud ve taken it without any consideration...but I'm wiser now I feel better n see more worth... its guys who feel they lack worth, lazy and option that opt for such. only God can set them free.
nice pix girl...u look good

Addicted2Women:
Do you have the right to tell anyone what to do ??
Are sugar mummies not human like you and i ??


They ought to be happy in life.
They are the most caring people on earth, just imagine caring for a guy and giving him everything he wants,

No girl that can do that for you ??


From my experience, they are the best.


Dating younger girls are sometimes hectic and full of demands.
She will want to know where you are every minute of the day.
She is on Facebook, twitter, Instagram all day.
They don't know what they want.

If you have a sugar mummy, you will be treated like a kid and spoiled with gifts,cars, houses and money, all you have to do is give her the sex whenever she wants it.
She is more experienced, she don't nag or complain for anything.



Why would you waste your time in dating younger girls, spend money on them and at the end of the day, she will move to another nigga.


You need to have fun, keep your sugar mummy happy and at the end of the day, you will go to vacations, get some cars and houses and some money into your bank account

[size=15pt]I'm proud to be a sugar son.[/size]

hahahaha....I like that's fight back... lol... sugarson... be sure d sugar mommy is not just using u for sexual desires alone o but also for blood money ooo because that's wat most of them dow

I strongly doubt if u truly went to church, u can't go to church n b making a post at past 10am which is after u had a stroll b4 u took a walk out, meaninhlg u went late.

nollywoodbabe:
Rather your own age should make you sit down and do a deep Research about the man called Adams Oshiomhole! He fought bigger battles in his days as President of the Nigerian Labor Congress... If he was able to Rubbish a whole Mr Fix it Anthony Annenih by winning his ward, then Ize-iyamu is a walk over. Oshiomhole will be fighting the battle of his Life with this one by handing Edo State to APC to continue where he left..

So we wouldn't argue over this... If APC loose, I will give you 200 euros no Questions asked (But it will be your duty to keep track and remind me of this promise) Once again, no questions asked! Once the Results are called and APC lost .. Hit me and i will request your details and send you the 200 euros without any questions Deal?

how much u first get? e go shock u d way apc go take loose

uselessgoat:
Why do igbos and SS find it easy to sympathize with corrupt politicians Many of those poverty stricken PDP followers who cant even afford a sausage roll are bragging about boycotting chicken Republic for making an advert concerning Thief metuh While they applauded AIT for making partisan documentaries about Buhari and Tinubu during the 2015 elections They claim Nnamdi Kanu is free to express his views by abusing Buhari and other Nigerians but are quick to criticize Chicken Republic for expressing their own views concerning Metuh. Talk of cheer hypocrisy :-/ Hopeless lpo-Baboons

I don't know what to say of u, weda ur thinking is ok I don't no... so chicken rep can't find something else to do their ads again? why turning everything in d country into politics?? that's unprofessional n stupid act, instead of u to condemn d act u r coming up to talk rubbish. watin concern chicken rep, her customers, the food and politics I fail to c a correlation here. trust me chicken rep just nail their down fall.

chukwudi44:
Jalo does not speak for the PDP.The views expressed are are solely his own and not that of the PDP only the national publicity secretary or the National chairman can speak for the party.

https://www.nairaland.com/2861561/pdp-disowns-jalo-denies-asking

abi But I think its a trap to get pdp... if pdp provide how suretees it will pinpoint some alliances so its a right thinking by jalo. let d guy sort his problem out himself without involving pdp after all, efcc or who do ever didn't indicate if d fight was against pdp.

this write ups describes me perfectly... I dislike ladies who for ever to say yes... c'mon u think I've time to chase all around like u where d only girl in town? abeg pack better things to come. the annoying thing is, those girls who seems to play hide n seek r d most corrupted self...d supposed cheap once tends to have a lasting n enjoying relationship.

scaredy:
Thaxs for the advise and kind words.I was expecting a bashing but was ready to take it so long as someone will advise me too. Its not as if I dnt love my husband its hard to not love him , but I want the shame to go. I feel the private is more important. He carries me like a princess that's why I want to give him the best too and I want to start with not being ashamed.

39 ANCIENT WISDOM TIPS FOR SINGLES ON MARRIAGE
By D.K. Olukoya G.O MFM

1. Wedding is a day but marriage is a lifetime .
2. A stingy man who is single will still be stingy when married.
3. Silence can never be misquoted.
4. If you want what no one has had, you must do what no one has done.
5. When God wants to bless you, He puts a person in your life. When Satan wants to destroy you, he puts a person in your life.
6. It is better to be single and alone than to be married to the wrong person.
7. Avoid a contentious woman.
8. 3 men to avoid:
a. A hot tempered man.
b. A womanizer.
c. A drunkard.
9. Marrying a comedian does not guarantee a happy marriage.
10. Never be yoked to anyone who will not be yoked to Christ.
11. 3 words that echo peace in a marriage:
a. I love you .
b. I am sorry .
c. Thank you.
12. Don't waste your time meditating or dwelling on your singleness.
13. Cohabitation is a recipe for marital failure .
14. Deal with anti marriage dreams.
15. Masturbation is destruction.
16. Marriage without friendship is like a sky without the sun.
17. If you rush into marriage, you may end up with someone who will bury your destiny.
18. A successful marriage is always a triangle : God, A man and a woman.
19. Why you marry is as important as who you marry.
20. Much happiness in life depends on your marital choice.
21. A man needs divine wisdom from God in choosing who to marry.
22. Do not place your priority on good looks ; no woman is ugly, she just needs rebranding.
23. 3 major characteristics to look for in a woman :
a. Fear of God.
b. Wisdom.
c. Discretion (beauty is vanity ).
24. The best way to enslave a woman is to show her love excessively - as a rule, women don't run away from where they're pampered.
25. Love is not blind ; infatuation and lust are blind.
26. Love puts God first, lust puts sex first.
27. Test every love with your peace of mind, if it is absent, God is not there.
28. If you are a true friend, you will attract true friends.
29. Caring hearts never lack caring hands.
30. Desperation leads to frustration.
31. Bad marriages can be avoided before they begin.
32. Keep your self pure and your bed undefiled.
33. It is spiritual insanity to plan to convert someone so you can marry the person.
34. Wage war against the devil that fought your parents' marriage.
35. Marriage is a covenant, always look before you leap.
36. It is better to be single and believing God to be married than to be married and believing in God to be single.
37. A broken courtship is better than a failed marriage.
38. Do not marry money or property, marry a person.
39. Be presentable. Pls forward it to d singles in ur contact.

scaredy:
Thaxs for the advise and kind words.I was expecting a bashing but was ready to take it so long as someone will advise me too. Its not as if I dnt love my husband its hard to not love him , but I want the shame to go. I feel the private is more important. He carries me like a princess that's why I want to give him the best too and I want to start with not being ashamed.

hey girl take deep look at this below...I bliv it will help...love d hrt not d appearance once u can do that I bliv d Shane will go on its own..

demarc001:
Blah! Blah!! Blah!!!
Simply say desperation for the seat made you to jump ship.

this woman is the king Jezebell of our, 4-5parties within 8yrs??!!! nawao... I'm vry sure she sleeps around with political godfathers because she's too desperate. chia!!!

d surroundings of her growings look dirty n busy...dirty girl

gurutech201:
hardly use email telegram only

die it! return my tel no n email abeg. u r living in d stone age, I guess u don't even have any thing self.

checkolatunji:
Hey Mr man are you sure you voted for this government? I guess NO

and what if I voted?

I tot d president said no presidential jet for family members and ministers... that looks like a car ooo...

gurutech201:
if I have whatsapp on my phone you would have seen my last seen on your whatsapp I have ported to telegram due to its advancedness am online always on telegram

ok just email it to me instead. the procedures n tins I need to get it working... forix4u@yahoo.co.UK.... thanks

since the government wants to play us a fool twice we shall tell them we can't go shy twice....lol...

I've figured out some simple ways to by-cut the 5% being charged by d FG tru d CBN on deposit above 1000n on every acct. Since d FG claims she wants to raise revenue from my hard earn pocket after I've paid them their own tax n other bills. I pay for PHCN, yet I still have to fuel my generator for several hours daily... Yet this government have chose to b wicked and inconsiderate after all I as a citizen have contributed to nation building by voting them In and lots more. instead give me back good roads, stable power, quality and subsidized education and health care for myself and aging parents, security, jobs, so much more to mention, but they rather squander and embezzled our economy, send their children abroad to study only for them to come back and become leaders continuing the trend their father's have thought n left behind for them...no way!
These are some means I'll stop them...
1)If anybody wants to pay money into my acct I will tell d person to state me as the one doing the deposit since the exemption is self-self deposit.
2) instead of receive payment by bank deposit from a transaction I will go to d bank with the person while he/she withdraws I collect it cash and make instant deposit right their in the bank to my account. because I can't imagine losing 50k on 1m bank deposit, that's non-inclusive monthly bank changes o. All for notin? Nnbanu...
3)coming up soon...

jumboo:
http://www.cenbank.org/Out/2016/CCD/SCAN0001.pdf

You can read d circular. It does not applying savings account. Neither is it 50 naira for every 1000. Its 50 naira for every deposit transaction above 1000 to a non savings account

what a shame, he even goes to bring a gun to shout himself in the leg. lol... my dull frnd pls go back n read that circular probably or read my explanation to ur fellow foolish mate "erico". or better still u can give any of ur siblings above 1000k now to go deposite for u then com back and tell me how far.

Demdem:

Not unexpected from an ingrate just being tutored to cure his ignorance. Shame.

a big Shane to the one who does not understand simple English. sorry is ur case. if u like counter quote me I won't rply. silent they say is best.

Bevista:
I want to believe you were trying to mean precedent (just want to ensure we are on the same page). PDP relied on OBJ, while APC is relying on PMB, both former presidents.
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PDP tried to turn Nigeria into a one-party State but they failed. They even boasted that they were going to rule for 60yrs - yet again they failed. There's nothing new in a party in Nigeria trying to "corner" the whole country but be rest assured that if that is the plan of the APC, they will fail too.

good! always shouting urslf in d legs n making sense. I seems to like that. but don't fink I agree with u on d issue of PDP relying on OBJ, ok, OBJ was neva at any point a party member of d non-existed APC in the 1999. was not even a member of NCP, AC, ANPP or what ever.

erico2k2:
Cos you fail to comprehend here a snap hope this is clearer

my guy stop confusing ur self and accept correction. d only exemption is when u pay or transfer money into into ur own bank account by urself or u do a transfer from say, ur gtb to ur firstbank acct that's if the two acct r bearing the same name ooo...but if u send ur siblings or frnds or huz helps or coy or ur office pays in money into ur account u will b charge 5% (N50) on every 1k deposited. I hope u get it now.
instead of coming back to quote me with counter attack I advice u tnk me for educating u ok

jumboo:
http://www.cenbank.org/Out/2016/CCD/SCAN0001.pdf

You can read d circular. It does not applying savings account. Neither is it 50 naira for every 1000. Its 50 naira for every deposit transaction above 1000 to a non savings account

lol... I think u confusing urself or don't rlly understand the context of that circular, u should rather go back n read it. the only exemption self to self deposite weather inter or intra transaction, look here...
"payments of deposits or transfer by self to self whether inter or intra bank; and any form of withdrawals/transfers from saving accounts;
It should be noted that these charges are only payable by receiving accounts".
I hope u get it now

Bevista:
It has absolutely nothing to do with experience. The PDP had no experience in 1999 when they took power, but only had to rely on the experience of a former president. APC, too, is relying on the experience of a former president since this is their first outing at the Federal level.
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PDP would have been exposed more than whatever we are experiencing now, had they met an economy as devastated as it is now. Do you really understand the implications of $27pb oil? If you had any idea, you would temper your criticism for the administration.
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In any case, as a democracy, it is better to have at least 2 experienced political parties to given citizens options to choose from, so that one party does not always blackmail us to vote for them by playing the experience card.

what APC president did the PDP had to rely on? was APC on existent as at 1999? u seems to b talking to a child born in d yr 2010 that hasn't read the country politicking. ok na, no problems at all.

thank to god u admit they are inexperience n need a great opposition, but with the electria desolation n re-run as desperation by d APC to govern the whole of the country all because of d power d president exhibit do u think this country will have an existing strong opposition in the coming years? think about it bro.

Pidggin:
They have started another media trial again.

Catch the man, charge him to court and stop disturbing our peace.

I tire ooo. d tin b say were them think say them won go c tompolo catch self? that ad guy, even obj n muss yaradua no fit catch am na dis our weak n media efcc won com catch am? naeaooo. abi then think say tompolo na nnamdi kanu wey dey live for US, UK n 5star hotel? that guy na creek boy, water pikin...I no that nobody is bigger than the government but e go hard b4 efcc go c that guy.

Bevista:
Now I have to admit that there is something fundamentally wrong with this administration and the CBN.
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I thought we were told that the reason why CBN excluded 41 items from their import list was to ensure that essential items like fuel imports can have access to forex?
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I am aware that crude oil price has tanked below $28pb as at this morning and may likely continue lower. Obviously, this will adversely hurt FX Reserves, going forward. But why is the CBN and the Federal Executives really poor in their policy communication, thereby always leaving room for conjectures, speculations & conspiracy theories.

it's not the CBN my brother It's the president that's deciding and taking action but doing it under the umbrella of CBN. have u forgotten that buhari is a military man that is vry stubborn? have u forgotten that he said b4 appointing ministers that ministers are just filling gaps? that's a sign he's the one making all these uncalculated, untrust, bias and ignorant policies and decisions and then later retract only after the damage has been made. (e.g, d N50 stamp charges is another policy that is senseless). this is a sign of inexperience and incompetent by d APC lead government. the nation will continue to see these trend as it will take them yrs of experience to get things right. but we Nigerians don't n won't have such patient.