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Josydaky: So una no wan give me the aggressive voting trick abi? No wahala na, i go vote the normal way.

Abeg no vex. But try and understand that we only release the blue print to the confirmed naijas amongst us. For example, anybody here fit confirm say you be naija?

No go open another account con dey talk say '@josydaky na naija o'. If you do, we will know from your profile.

russello: @fork adict

Padi mi...abeg mk u wire d thing to my "oyegbe" make i see ur formula (no tym for monkey banana)

Theres something sitting in your inbox...


Pokello referred to us as murraforkers. Let us show her we are murraforkers in truth and in deed.

Once we have strategised enough, the next time she is up, we'll snatch Zimbabwe from her hands. Then she will know who the real murraforker is

click2cbn: Oneal even told Feza dat He(Oneal), Sulu, Angelo n Feza are a team. Lets see d decision he will take sha. There will neva be any decision dat will be shocking now! D game has gone far for dat!

PS: CAN U PM ME D "AGRESSIVE" MAIL?

Wetin be your logo? You be naija ni?

dominique: O'neil will be very stupiid if he actually swaps Natasha for Selly this evening. His best option for now is to do the noble thing and leave the nominations as they are (doubt if he'll do that). I'm hoping Melvin's name comes up this evining so he'll save himself and put Nando

If he leaves the nominations as they are then he will automatically be up for eviction too. I dont think he is that foolhardy

sajbabs: Dude u need to make sure u ain't sending it to d wrong people ooo...
saree send temitope naa..

Trust me on that. I know the orijo naija people on here. If I cant vouch for you, sorry, you aint getting nada.


@Itsmodella, i tried to send you a PM but i got a message that I was sending too many and that i couldnt send to you. So if you can send me a PM, I'll respond with the details like I did @Safarigirl.

pinky lips: Natasha,pokello n elikem are up in d ruby house........i guess oneal will swap Natasha for selly or sulu

He will swap Selly maybe but not Sulu. O'neal, Angelo and Sulu have formed a bond. Any other housemate may be sacrificed tho but def not any of the 3 aforementioned guys

THE AMAKA: You can't compare the way someone Carries themselves (dread locks, rasta man) & their age to dissing someone cause of their race or skin color, which they cannot change. This is blacks degrading fellow blacks for the skin color they all have. Given they may not be as dark as her but is it right? That is nowhere near even honey. Please read what you said again and ask yourself if that makes sense.

Nigerians dissed angelo using his age which he can not change. south africans dissed Bev using her complexion which she cant change neither. Isnt it even?

fynegurl: ....ssh. don't say "rigging", say aggressive or massive voting! I will be interested only if our reps are up for eviction.

Thanks so much @fynegurl.

@safarigirl. Check tour inbox on the aggressive voting technique. please feel free to express your skepticisms and if you eventually try it out, make sure you feed me back whatever the outcome. Positive or negative. This is to enable serve yall better. All the best in the aggressive voting exercise.

@safarigirl,
I have sent you a PM when i get your response Ill give you the details.

Beniye: PM me too. I want to join the National Association of Riggers (NASSORS).

Wetin be your logo? How do I know for shizzle you are a nigerian? I'm sorry to disappoint you but you'll agrEe with me that trust is very basic and paramount here and that is missing

ladunsky: do not post anything here .... P.M would be berra IMO

Ok dear. Then PM it is. I already know the riggers and potential riggers of nigerian origin on here. I'll get in touch with yall individually over the next few days...

They wanna play dirty, we'll play dirty too.

And fork Big Brother, fork Mnet, fork DSTV, fork airtel and fork every individual or corporate body that has one thing or the other to do with this debased show with no iota of integrity

Abi make I post am for yoruba language ni?

This is the result of intensive and extensive research. Very promising, simple and cheap method.

lekpalicious: ^^^^Other foreigners are also reading this so pls modify after. We should all join in. Nigeria, Ghana and SL. Roa belongs to us. Because there is Cameroon, Ivory Cost, Liberia etc so we need to get all those as well. How did Angelo get rest of Africa. Hmm

Oloun d tin dey pain me gaan say I no fit post am for here. Cos once I do, its as good as calling Big Bro and disclosing the secret to him.

For those who want to learn to rig, I can teach yall a very legit technique. I don't know how these invaders won't get their hands on it once I post it.

@ fashrola and other rigging skeptics. Make una siddon there dey jonz. @safarigirl has already posted some techniques in the past. @the amaka also confirmed what @safarigirl posted.

Una go just join thread for middle, una no go sabi wetin we don yarn way back, una go con dey misyarn.

VULCAN: African women do not abandon Money for Love. Melvin is tantalising Dilish but she knows the danger he represents. She started dating Steven as a teenager and he has been taking care of her. She cannot afford to throw that all away for a 60 day fantasy UNLESS....

......Melvin wins the money. Then she will drop Steven the same way Elisabeth dropped the man she was dating to marry Kevin. Elisabeth had said that the man had been taking care of her from her teenage years. Dilish is standing in Elisabeth's shoes now. The only difference being that Dilish actually has feelings for Melvin whereas Elisabeth was leading Kevin on. Dilish will do everything humanly possible to not lose Steven by messing up as Melvin is just a starter and without Big Brother money may not be able to keep her in the standard of living that Steven has been doing all these years.

You have posted this before. Why are you re-posting it?

dmalam: ONCE MELVIN IS UP, FRGET IT HE IS COMIN BK HOME.....IM SURE DEM ZIMBOS GO RIG AM

Aboki, you be learner? If you observe the modus operandi of The Zim riggers you'll observe they always go for countries or regions that do not have reps on the chopping board. When Melvin is up, they will have no choice but to look elsewhere for countries to hijack.

@All,
I have heard many complaints about the unpredictability of S.Leones votng pattern. Now let me answer to those complaints. You may recall that S.Leone featured for the first time on the show just last year. So my guess is they aren't really conversant with the voting principles and intricacies and as such they vote on impulse. We will have to give them some time (like 3 or more years) and hope that by then they would have learnt how the whole sheet works and they will henceforth conform

Afam4eva: There are Nigerian in every country, that's why they dominate - Pokello

The population of Nigerians in South Africa is more than the population of Botswana - Elikem

Yessssssssoooooo!

I postulated this forking theory during Big Bro- the amplified. Good to know that its getting some validation by Big Bro players

IK: 'Remember its not about beef, its about competition' talking about nominations.

Fork that! How do you know competition as a housemate? Its about beef Mr Host. Cos many people that the housemates felt were strong were evicted and their evictions came as a shocker to the housemates so what the fork is IK talking about. Beside, wasn't that too much info? Its their forking game and they are the forking players. So what the fork is his business?

Hakeem is in shock. Well, it is what it is homeboy

I love the emerald house sheet. Nice one there by Biggie.

Hakeem out. So what exactly is this mystical Zim rigging Machinery all about?

Just imagine Mariah didn't even mention Melvins name when she listed the housemates she would love to keep in touch with when the show is over. SMH

Btw who the fork is that Boity chic abi na Potty? Nonsense

Check out sellys reaction when Melvin announced his swap & replace decision. Now I hope she will chill with her anti-naija plot

Alright folks. Its showtime.

ALl una permutations, analysis and predictions since morning, na now we go sabi wetin dey

Its funny how some clowns make superstars of people when they have the same opportunity to make themselves superstars. Case in point DJ Xclusive vs other DJs in Big Bro- stargame and Big Bro- the chase. Anyone may recall when DJ xclusive came to perform for the first time last season and Maneta and other housemates couldn't help but talk about him virtually all night.in fact I can vivdly recollect how Maneta kept yelling 'Xclusive baby' late into the night. Fast forward to Big Bro-the chase. After his performance last night, DJ Xclusive trended lastnight and even when I switched on my tv, I saw housemates reminicing on how they had such a wonderful time at the party, courtesy of dj xclusive, how he brought the house down with his mixes etc.

This is not an attempt to take nothing away from DJ xclusive. I mean he is quite good on the wheels of steel, but I have asked myself repeatedly what the fork is so difficult in mixing for just an hour and keep the housemates moving the entire time? If we assume that an average song lasts for 3 mins and you want to mix for one hour. That means you need to carefully select only 20 songs (plus or minus 5 songs) which will be a blend of yankee, naija and other african songs. Now what is so difficult in this? For crying out loud, I could make a playlist from my forking fone that will guarantee the housemates grooving the whole hour. I no even need waka far. Na from my fone I go commot all the songs. And here we have so called djs dulling? To boRrow @Spade's words, playing 'new yam festival music at a party?'

The quacks that call themselves djs could also have trended the same way dj xclusive did but they messed up the opportunity. Hakeem even said that if he wanted to organise a party in Zim, he would like a dj like xclusive to come perform at the party. My posers before I end this are:
(1) Are other african countries that backward that their djs have so much catching up to do when it comes to mucical trend?
(2) Are big bro and his goons that shabby in the selection of djs to come play in the house that For them, anyone that can play a cd player automatically qualifies as a dj and thus bring in such clowns week after week to mix for us at the weekend parties? Such clueless and confused things. SMH

pinky lips: Wow.....elikem na man abeg......he just told pokello they could as well end anything between them if she can't understand that Fatima will forever be his friend even as they have nothing intimate with each other......pokello is just dancing around with words,she thinks d world revolves around her........rubbish

Their date was a complete catastrophe. It looked more like an interrogation session with Pokello being the interrogator and eli the criminal. Na vex dem take scatter d whole tin

safarigirl: Uti never had a relationship..Shuti was more of the whole Mellish thing going on Now..just viewers fantasizing. Remember they called Uti gay for not doing it with Sheila.
As for Keagan he wasn't anybody's 1st choice winner. The only reason he won was because all the potential winners had left and people would rather Keagan win than the likes of Prezzo, Wati n Talia.
To Kevin... Remember Liz had a bf outside and kept playing had to get and friendzoning him..she was evicted b4 he could spell the word Relationship. They hooked up after bba.
Give Melvin a break so far he's the only one who has his head in the game while others are looking 4 who to sleep with
My point is playing chicks doesn't get u anywhere in bba.

Ricco and Richard nko?

Kslib: Nice one bro!!! You
have a point there... Lol

LMAO! This is crazy man. Writing sheet and commending the same sheet with your alternative handle?? LMAO

[quote author=GARRI~ WARLORD]We ghanaians are also guilty of this.. We also get too passionate and we shouldn't blame the Nigerians cos we ghanaians also get out of line atimes..
Although i give credit to Nigerians cos its not easy coping with other people considering the fact that this is their territory... Its all good though..[/quote]What tha fork dude? What's with the impersonation? You a ghanaian now?

Mavor: This is where I get upset with my fellow Nigerians. Most are too passionate. They can't get into a civil argument without going all gaga just to prove a point.

Same here buddy. Its taking the whole of my will to stay focused. Talk about misdirected passion. Most nigerians on this forum are so forking close minded and immature. They hardly accommodate alien views and principles. SMH

safarigirl: uncle forkadict, yes o, long time. But there's no need to live up to your name now.

You say Melvin is boring cos he has refused to make a move on all the girls fawning over him. Let us now examine all the guys who have used the girls fawning over them to their advantage.

LK4: the first love-triangle on BBA The Chase was around this niggie right here...he manipulated, confused and twisted up three girls' minds thinking it would favour him...the only favour it did him was a visa out of the house and out of SA.

Bolt: Our oga was the first guy to get game on the show...after screwing aunty Betty, we all watched as his arrogance and ill-treatment of Betty got him evicted a week after her.

Elikem: Although yet to be evicted, this bloke has come very close to the danger zone and almost bit the dust two weeks ago, saved by a sole vote abd targeted by none other than his first babe on the show and her bloke. By the look of things, he just might land on the chopping block again and depending on who he ends up with, it may be his last week on BBA The Chase.

Nando: the golden boy himself...not much different from uncle Bolt in crude mannerism, but only preferred perhaps due to his boyish looks. After his romp with Selly his game has all but slumped and the only thung keeping him on is EA votes...if by chance he ends up on the block with fellow East Africans, his safety will be in doubt.

Hakeem: this one tory na common knowledge...after screaming Cleo for up to 3 weeks in our ear drums, professing his undying love to her and even proposing and giving her a promise ring. This two-timing, backstabbing, deceitful bast*rd, goes on to accuse his beloved of being too macho for his liking. Even going ahead to say he could have done better than her (imagine, say na you be Denzel and she be ugly Betty or werrin?). As for this hediot and his scheming ways, Sunday shall be the day we bid him farewell.

So forkadict, all I need from you is ONE person whose game has been upped from hooking-up, just ONE and this case will be closed

Well, your argument is laden with valid points. Yes all the guys you mentioned may not have been screwed if they hadn't hooked up. But what about past winners keagan, uti & Kelvins hook ups?

herziz07: I wish to have a daughter as humble and mannered like Dillish. Just compare her to the rest girls in the house. Is it the single mothers like natasha,cleo,fatima,feza or pokello who opened their legs so cheap. Or is it selly ashawo. Annabel the drunk or beverly the liar.Abeg who agrees.which of these girls is a role:-)model for your sister or daughter

LMFAO. Are you for real? So if I really want a role model for my daughter, you think BBA is the right avenue?? LMAO

StateOfMind: ^^^




Oya make una stick to your advice now...Eiishhhh...

God bless you for this. They say one thing and end up doing the opposite. Talk about hypocrisy. Smh