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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:00am On Jul 06, 2013
click2cbn: Na wa! Last time i checked, d guy didnt call beverly a demon, but rather her habit! D way people attack themselves on this thread sha makes me wonder
You need to realise that @ Miss SPARKLING's case is a very sad and weird one. I hardly ever give deep consideration to whatever she posts. I mean what kind of character does she exhibit in real life? SMH
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:43am On Jul 06, 2013
safarigirl: At this particular juncture, I have to make it known to sholay and all the Dillish fans on here, the babe is just NOT interesting....the only person that makes her relevant in the game is Melvin in all honesty

I don't understand people who.come here and say Melvin needs to up his game only to.turn around and.say.Dillish is a role model and entertaining, this is NOT a role model show, the last 'role model' that won BBA was Cherise of season 1 so y'all should just cut the bullshayt

As of now the only housemates who are loved are Melvin, Bassey, Sulu and Dillish...Pokello's gossip session yesterday put a dent on her record.

Suffice it to say, when Hakeem goes home on Sunday, the rest of the conspirators will assume it was the.dissing.of Naija's reps that got him evicted and will tread softly...even if Mel nd Bev.come up...we can and will save them both.

P.S forkadict, you need to stop hating on our Bev o, apart from.her mouth.diarrhea and konji, the babe is really cool
First of, long time. Hwdy? Now to the content of your post.

Truth be told even your Melvin doesn't cut it for me. He's bland and too cautious for my liking. Since the show started, its only that jacket discussion he had with poky & dellish that I can refer to as his wow moment for me. This is beside the fact that he has an edge above the other male housemates with virtually all the girls in the house being down for him. He refused to exploit this advantage to its fullest potential.

As for Bev, it took me a very long time before I could take a definite position regarding her. I tried to be as non judgemental as I could but she kept pushing and pushing me. That is not to say that I don't like her sometimes particularly when she's on the dance floor. But her awful moments far outweigh her wow moments and the height was yesterday when she misyarned about Olu jacobs marriage. Imagine how Olu jacobs would have felt if he was watching Big Bro @ that particular juncture she uttered that crap.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 7:42am On Jul 06, 2013
Arc chris: the truth is that, dillish is very BORINING and she's lack of words, infact that not her true character!!!!! She's forming.
Thank you sir (or is it ma) for this. And some clown be selling her as an entertaining housemate? Cos she is pretty? How vain and shallow can some people be. Mtsheeew
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 7:35am On Jul 06, 2013
sholay2011: Stop sounding confidently fo.olish. everyone has his or her own personal idea of entertainment. (1) And how do I ridicule myself by saying sumone is entertaining? Can you listen to yourself, daf.t boy?(2) You try to appear too critical and dat doesn't do much than to xpose how low your IQ is. Learn to respect oda ppl's opinions or fork off! (3) So much for being a fork addict...ode! And you think it's an achievement for reading all the posts here before BBA ends? Like who pays you for that? You are so shallow and it doesn't take me much to see that.(4)
(1) Yeah right. And I can tell for shizzle how perverted your own idea of entertainment is. In your warped dikko, being pretty is synonymous to being entertaining. Mtscheew Licking the asss of a very bland housemate that has nothing to offer africa apart from her beauty. Worse off is that irritating, immature habit or yours trying to portray her as one of the most entertaining housemate on the show. Straight up bullsheet.
(2) Gosh! How many times do I need to repeat myself? Did your lecturers have to repeat themselves this many times before you could grasp a subject matter while you were still in school? Your graduation is suspect and needs to be probed. Again, YOU ARE RIDICULING YOURSELF BY SAYING THAT DELLISH IS ENTERTAINING. Get it now?
(3) LMAO @ your comment on how low my IQ is. Really? Like seriously?
As for my respect for peoples opinion, I only. Respect them when they are sensible, mature, deep and objective. A few posters have lived up to this billing and you are clearly not one of them. So if you expect me to respect your opinion, you might as well shove it deep up your asss.
(4) Do you do things, I mean anything in the hope of being paid? Of course I don't expect anyone to pay me for reading everypost on BB-the run. I just want to push the envelope and see how far I could go cos of the way the thread evolves rapidly on the one hand and my time constraint in real life on the other hand. No biggie.

A word of advice for you. One don't you think even for a second that you have the monopoly of name calling on NL. Matter of fact everyone does. I could call you names too you know, but I'll let that slide cos of my commitment to this thread.
Two. I hope you know that life goes beyond just graduating from uni? And believe me guy, the naija labor market is harsh and not for dumbos. If you continue in this path you are threading (calling people names for critically reviewing your opinion on a subject, having twisted views on clearly defined subjects and not being able to intelligentl defend those views etc) o boy, you go roast for house no be small. I pray that aint your bit. Bye for now
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 6:52am On Jul 06, 2013
I really hope the housemates are bold enough to put the following contestants up next week: Melvin, Pokello, Nando, and Beverly. Let's see how the ill bred, ill mannered beach hopes to survive. Its about time she bounced. She thinks she can just go on continental tv and run her mouth on impulse the way a diarhea (spelling) patients opens his anuss at the slightest prompt? Mtscheeew
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 6:35am On Jul 06, 2013
miss sparkle: ...truth be told your vote is very irrelevant! U can eat it up grin...I'm not tryna cause drama but stop sounding like if u don't vote 4 beverly she's gonna get evicted...honestly ur vote is as irrelevant as d P in psycho..grin
I have said it before and I'll repeat. Whenever I read your posts, I only do so merely for the sake of it. I disregard them immediately for want of merit and reason.Your posts hardly make sense and I only read them cos when the forking show is over, I want to confidently tell anyone that I read every post on Big Brother-The run.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 1:40am On Jul 06, 2013
sholay2011: What's this one saying? undecided
I repeat. Stop ridiculing yourself by telling us dellish is entertaining. Everyone knows you are a sucker for her beauty. You trying to sell off her beauty as entertaining is just laughable. Are you clear now?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 1:05am On Jul 06, 2013
sholay2011: You are misquoting me. I never said all ladies should be exactly like Dillish. ..then where wud the drama come from? Who wud lie confidently? Who wud scheme tinz against her 'better half'?

But we can't deny the fact that as much as ppl re trying to play the game, their true colours would always show and we get to see their strengths and weaknesses. And that has made Dillish a role model IMO.

Abi you expect make I date a cunning geh like Feza or a loud geh like Beverly? Abegi!!! And Dillish is entertaining if u care to know, though she isnt loud.

*In Dillish's voice* trouble ooo
We know you like dellish and we respect that. But what's this sheet you said about dellish being entertaining? Don't be ridiculous please
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 12:31am On Jul 06, 2013
larrybabe: "At this particular juncture", Laugh don kill me die.. U guys are d B.O.M.B! The game is getting more & more interesting....ur updates are very funny, i have been watching d show since morning but still came here to ready all the funny updates & name calling. I have always loved Pokello right from day 1, infact she made an impression on me the very first day as the first HM to be introduced, i loved her swag & all, i dey trip for her shoes, she is a very confident lady that goes for whatever/whoever she likes, says it as it is without fear or favour. My Alpha female in the house if u ask me, She is a very clean lady & i love her make up & the fact that she does not fail to apply it, knowing fully well that Africa is watching hence she does not have to look unkept because she is locked up inside Biggie's house. I am "ADDICTED" to shoes & to the CEO of 'ADDICTED to shoes' (no homo***in Melvin's voice) but i am still voting for Bimp for strategic reasons hoping Pokky is fully coverd as a smart babe that did her homework before coming to the show unlike our bitter, gossip monger, downtown boy called Hakeem.
Your head dey dia. Love this
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 12:22am On Jul 06, 2013
sholay2011: Gawd!!!! Beverly fit lie make dead body wake up. Kai! The following conversation ensued btw Bassey, Melvin, beverly and Dillish.

Bassey: I like liz benson. She is a fantastic actress. She is very classy. And I like the way she speaks. I always see her as the younger sister of Joke Silva.

Melvin: (to Bev) Joke Silva is the wife of Olu jacobs now?

Beverly: That was then. They have divorced shocked. I think they were married for about twenty years.

Melvin: what caused the divorce?

Beverly: I don't know oh.
Ok. This is the confirmation I have been searching for. Until this particular juncture, I have been undecided reagrding my position on this chic.

I am against her. From this point forward...
Whatever happened to decorum for forks sake? Does this girl realise she is beamed real time across the continent? Does she realise that some things are just off limits no matter how garrulous or extroverted one may be? Even more so when the fact that one is unnder the continents scrutiny 2-4-7?

Bev is free to talk any kind of sheet about herself, her immediate or distant folks (and I guess this includes Miss sparkles), I could care less. But how dare you talk trash about other peoples marriage? Even if she Hadn't said a word about her messed up upbringing, does it take a genius to figure that out given her penchant for spewing trash? I am not sure I have ever heard bev respond to questions she's got no clue about with 'I don't know' rather she just opens her wide mouth and utters anything that comes forth. Its like her brain is disconnected from her mouth so there is nothing to check the sanity of her utterances.

If not for the fact that. I have had a few first hand expereince with this chic, I could be bold enough to proclaim that yall lot are lieing against her cos I don't believe any human can be that messed up. Really at this particular junctuer, I don't give 2 forks if she's put up for eviction next monday and sent packing the following sunday. Right now, I'm so disgusted.

***Despite all this rant, I still dey boil. Like say make I still dey para dey go. I go come back****

Pls pardon the typos and all the gbagauns. Na beverly cause am
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 12:33pm On Jul 05, 2013
Zimbomatic: team pokello on facebook has 24 thousant likes, thats gotta b every bba fan in zim,, but wish zim could vote hakeem though, pocky can hustle elsewhere
Yo @Zim.

Are you guys gonna forsake your boy hakeem? this early in the game?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 12:28pm On Jul 05, 2013
[quote author=ella.b]With Oneal as HOH nxt week,Annabel will be up for eviction.[/quote]Or a Nigerian, if a nigerian gets swapped to ruby house today that is.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 12:06pm On Jul 05, 2013
melanie74: I think it's hake em and Fatima. Pokello has ZIM and Ghana and others. Bimp is sure of naija, nam, Ethiopia. Angelo won't go. He has SA and bots locked down. I don't knw who'll vote hakeem.
Well, maybe I'm overestimating the capabilities of the Zimbabwean rigging machinery. I just feel they will not let go that easily, this early.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:57am On Jul 05, 2013
fork adict: What is this news going round about hakeem leaving this sunday? that guy aint moving an inch in my opinion. My guess is fati and angelo
Or fatima and bimp.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:53am On Jul 05, 2013
StateOfMind: ...the second position is the hoh to me cos hakeem has the highest chances of leaving on sunday. His regime would have been a total fail anyway. His sleeping sickness has no cure.
What is this news going round about hakeem leaving this sunday? that guy aint moving an inch in my opinion. My guess is fati and angelo
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:51am On Jul 05, 2013
Kslib: Who watched when melvin and dillish kissed? Abi na only Afam4eva watch am?
I no trust that guy abegi.

Make we just believe say e no happen. before we give oursef high blood pressure. And you kno say today na your bai day. abi na HBP you wan take do your bai day?

Happy birthday to you by the way.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:43am On Jul 05, 2013
teewhysafe: Oneal is HOH ruby house
What tha fork!

Now the murraforker is safe for another week. Daaaaaaamn!
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 8:52am On Jul 05, 2013
THE AMAKA: [size=16pt]MY PREDICTION WEEK 6: HOW AFRICA WILL VOTE:[/size]
GREEN = POSSIBLE VOTE/UNDECIDED VOTE

NANDO:
Tanzania
Kenya
Uganda
Rest of Africa

POKELLO:
Zimbabwe
Ghana
Angola
Botswana
Rest of Africa

BIMP:
Ethiopia
Namibia
Nigeria

ANGELO:
South Africa
Botswana
Angola

CLEO:
Zambia

FATIMA:
Malawi

HAKEEM:
Botswana

*FEEL FREE TO AGREE OR DISAGREE*
So you think Angelo will beat hakeem?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 8:51am On Jul 05, 2013
lighternote: provided hakeem n fatima r so gone from ur projection, u r so on point. I concur wt faith!
So you really think angelo will beat hakeem?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:36pm On Jul 04, 2013
[quote author=ella.b]Is Beverly angry or wat?[/quote]Yep. Heard bimp apologise to her and heard her accept the apology. But sadly, I don't hAve the 411
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:26pm On Jul 04, 2013
Since day one, Melvin hasn't impressed me as much as he did tonight. We are talking forty something days now with only one WOW moment. Is this befiTting of a potential winner?

Kudos to Pokello for turning DH upside down tonight. If she keeps up this kind of performance consistently coupled with her sophisticated rigging machines, then she might just win this show
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:11pm On Jul 04, 2013
Melvin: Selly, how are you?
Selly: I'm not fine.
Melvin: why?
Selly: I need a jacket.
Melvin: Go meet nando (may have missed this one)

Selly.... She is really struggling to keep her hormones in check. I guess this explains why she gave in to nandos crazy demand. It was a case of a desperate chic meeting an available guy
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:52pm On Jul 04, 2013
Pokello & melvin having a dirty talk in codes:

Pokello::: can you tell your viewers why you are nicknamed XXXL? (Apparently referring to his deak size)
Melvin: I don't know. I don't know where the name came from.
Pokello: could it be associated with an item you have?
Melvin: maybe its my big jacket (his deak). I have a big jacket that is. Sized XXXL.
Pokello: what material is this jAcket made of?
Melvin: its made of skin
Pokello: what kind of skin?
Melvin: I'm not so good with materials I just know its made of skin

And a whole lot more.

Selly, Dellish and Bassey were all there and were so forking attentive
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:36pm On Jul 04, 2013
[quote author=ella.b]Lmao. grin I don pay already.[/quote]Correct chic. So na when you go carry am come give us? Why you dey waste time?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 4:12pm On Jul 04, 2013
GH PATRIOT: You forgot to add Elikem-----Selly, they are still in the house you know.
LMAO. Always standing up for Ghana. Thats nice sha
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 3:48pm On Jul 04, 2013
ItsModella: And the last time I checked, I wasn't talking to you or anybody not interested in Ebuka or Gideon. If you're not interested, you could have closed your eyes and moved on to the next post. The comment box is mine and I'll comment however damn way I choose to. Deal with it.

Updates updates updates all the time. How many updates have we received on this thread today? Why don't you be the first to update us rather than screaming updates?
Dont mind them update freaks. They dont know that the BB houses have their downtimes also. In the event of such, what do we do? Do we just keep mute until the houses are up again thereby compromisisng the bustle of the thread? Or they expect us to turn ourselves into bb housemates, find our ways to South africa, and start posting updates from the BB house at the same time. SMH
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 1:22pm On Jul 04, 2013
GH PATRIOT: I beg to differ, this thread is clearly labelled Bigbrother The Chase, in anycase that is not how you treat your guests (non Nigerians) you don't jump to your mother tongue with your relatives and leave your guests guessing.
Fork! Fork! Ouna #brotherly love
Apologies dude. I'll try to stick to the script (English language)


Its just that flowing in pidgin takes much less effort than flowing in queens english.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 1:18pm On Jul 04, 2013
wild child: will you say that about D'banj,Wizkid?
No mind the guy. I just tire. how many people know Tuface's first name? but will you now say because people dont know his first name is Innocent, therefore, he is not popular?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 1:14pm On Jul 04, 2013
Afam4eva: The popularity of celebrities is determined by how far their real names are known and not their fictional characters. Gideon is yet to stamp his real name "Gideon Okeke" as a household name.
This is simple logic guy. Gideon Okeke's face is practically in your face every week. Ebuka hardly appears on tv. So how can you now say that Ebuka who neither a full time actor, nor a musician and who hardly appears on tv be more popular than Gideon okeke? This is logic guy.

Arguing with you is one hell of a job. remember how you contested the fact that bolt and betty had sexxx in the Big Bro house despite the fact that you saw their sexxx clip? Now this?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 1:02pm On Jul 04, 2013
Afam4eva: You must think everyone watches your Tinsel. I'm a TV person and have only glanced through it once in a while. It aint something that i sit my lazy azz on the couch to watch. lol.
That dont matter one freaking bit.

SA girl who isnt a nigerian has confirmed that she knows Gideon okeke. let an outsider come and confirm ebuka na. I dey wait.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 12:59pm On Jul 04, 2013
Kslib: This thread don turn Big Brother Nigeria again? E haff do nah!!!
All na Big brother. whether na big brother naija or big brother africa. Big brother na big brother
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by forkadict(m): 12:54pm On Jul 04, 2013
wild child: buk

i beg to differ here MOD,if at all Ebuka is popular than Gideon which is the joke of the decade it can never be 'by miles'...i go with fork addict on this,but i'll understand if you dont watch TINSEL..the biggest African series ever
You dey mind Afam and Spade? Does it even make sense?

One individual hardly appears on your tv screen. A second individual appears on your tv screen on a pan african tv series at least 4 times every week 9on different stations) for the past 4 years or thereabout. In addition, he hosted the money drop nigeria show. and you are here telling me individual A is more popular than the guy whose face is practically in your face week in, week out?

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