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Complete Nonsense Prophesies

EVILFOREST:
Most times you hear NIGERIANS say "NOTHING dey happen"....... especially when you tell these control boys to be watchful.

U tell Bus drivers to take it easy, they flare up and increase their speed.

They always claim they know it all.

Now ee don Happen...
RIP, man..what a terrible way to give up.....

Worse than suicide bombing....

Most times ,they act under the influence of alcohol or drugs or both

Richardabbey:
Great News

...... to the thoughtless and wicked minds !

bentlywills:
Worst government ever

Surely ,you have lost the sense of the immediate past .Jonathan administration is NOTHING .A mistake doesn't make a government what you call it .Buhari government is the Saviour of Nigeria .Jonathan is a clueless Buffon and the worst ever .

pado1:
Thoughts of this government alone will make you want to commit suicide...oya President Buhari take

The Igbos must link everything to buhari .Some thoughtless reasoning .!Anyone who doesn't know the root of his problem is a fool .Where is Jonathan ,Deziani , Dasuki and others with disturbing records of looting in your head ? It is buhari when some people like you can't have erection !

The couple shouldn't have made it a public issue so that the giver would not feel that he/she had achieved something .Ignoring people you should these days really helps in keeping one"s sanity.

RIPEnglish:
They keeps think they can keeps deceiver us. They will recovery money but end up looter the money among between each themselves. Foolish people.

Stop thinking more than you should . Lets commend Buhari and the administration for the recovery of public funds and assets first .After all , the clueless fool - Jonathan was there folding arms when many of the crimes were committed .. So , how is the govt stupid now ? Hope you are not .

RIPEnglish:
So the economy are now bad that a army is also robbery a people like policemen does.

Your English is quite bad .

EfemenaXY:
Same thing also happens in Nigeria. Nothing new there.

And so ? Is this particular case a Nigerian issue ? You don't have to say anything please .

EASY39:
Which Kin house be this wey look like 2 bed room apartment.

Wetin consan u bout d house ? Dem talk of a new baby ,e dey of apartment .Olodo !

clevvermind:
I am ok with anything that will send Buhari back to his farm in Daura.

Anything ? You can say and accept anything . Hatered for buhari won't solve your problem .Atiku is no match for The President (buhari) in any election .Indeed NOBODY has enough integrity in the current political scene to match buhari.Buhari will win the 2019 election again if his health should allow him .Some people hatred cannot prevent him .Mark my word !

chinah609:
You will forever remain daft.....In short you're brain dead...zombie......

In fact ,you should consider yourself daft .The man is saying the bitter truth ..Buhari is really doing his best .He will rule till 2023
Wailing wailers can die !

falcon01:
what about his shop??

Think properly .Can't you ?

fiyin47:
Lol fucking idiot. I'm a Yoruba dude

That's what you are told .You are Yoruba .But it is IBO blood .Somebody will. reveal the truth to you someday .Only beasts and fools call people idiot .I may report you to the moderator .

maestroferddi:
Fine and good...

Now to what do we allude your support for Buhari other than being a Muslim like you?

Can you point or mention even one area in which you can justify Buhari's re-election in 2019?

I am waiting...

Buhari has really curbed corruption .I did not say eliminate. You can imagine what could have happened to us and the country had jona continued .Have you not heard of the stupendous looting of Deziani ,dasuki ,patience jona etc.Buhari is also putting things in order in the areas of agric , security etc .The results will be more obvious in his second term . I'm a Christian from the S/west .

ogaJona:
boy I wish you quick recovery, its not your fault that your dad is mismanaging this country.

but wait, could this be another strategy to distract us from the lingering fuel scarcity?

Some people like you need better senses ? Who mismanaged the country ? Jonathan the prodigal fool did not come to your head ? Are you alive at all ? If you are not ,sensible people like us are thankful to buhari for his recovery of stolen money and asset under the watchful eyes of the clueless jona .Remember Deziani and cohorts ? Buhari till 2023 ! Haters will DIE !

Odianose13:
Brother, till date I really don't understand why the eyes of a lot of people are blinded to the immeasurable and unbounded corruption that took place in the GEJ's government. Many political criminals got multiple times richer than they had ever been in their lifetimes during GEJ's tenure. They attack Buhari as if his democratic government started such criminality. I'm very sure that someday, their eyes will be opened, someday!

It is hatred .Most of the haters are known to be from a particular region but they have failed cause buhari will win again come 2019 .

fiyin47:
Lol die if you can, many people have had accidents nd died

Hate may kill you ! ipob bigot .

jimyjames:
90% of Nigerian men were not raised right, why beat a woman for God sake

I'm not sure that you are married or maybe ,you are a lady .Most wives don't bridle their tongues .They provoke men anyhow .What you may say is that men should control their anger .Every mature man should
.

DLondonboiy:
This innocent woman's crime was asking for money to celebrate xhristamas.....now imagine if Buhari was not presented and their was plenty money..this innocent woman would still be alive..

Buhari would never go unpunished.

You are having a serious problem. Buhari is the headache of fools and thieves .Jonathan that squandered the country wealth nko ? How did his wife got all the hotels and money . Many fools would have died and the Nation ceased existing had Buhari not come on board ! Haters may die !

mildflame:
Solutions nko

Pay your tithe and offerings .Nigerians and silly ideas ! Fuel scarcity is also a spiritual attack !

dontbothermuch:
Nairaland saved me

I got the news about this fuel scarcity here on nairaland about 3 weeks ago.

I then bought 50 liters worth of petrol then @ the rate of 145 per liter, I won't be visiting any petrol station in weeks to come.

Information is power

You need to refrain from such habit.It is very risky.It may lead to fire disaster
You don't have to endanger you life and that of others. It is a fleeting problem .Will soon be over
Please never repeat that
You might have been lucky getting away with that so far but it doesn't stop the risks !

enemyofprogress:
I suspect aregbesola

No need suspecting .NA I'm do am
Your senses didn't make that fact clear enough ?

omocalabar:
If she is yet to be convicted by a competent court of law, please stop the "husband killer" rubbish u people always tag her with

So,what's she ? NA you killed the husband ? The logic here is that we have presumed her guilty .She is free to disprove that in court .Till then , all reasonable people must call her "husband killer " understand ?

ZombiePUNISHER:
Buhari is involved some how

Badluck everywhere

Sensible ? No .Sensible people are needed here

thesicilian:
Always read what you have written and ask yourself three times "Does this make sense?" before you click"submit".

Indeed the English is another thing !

B4 Haliburton scandal and other corrupt practices .

Jolar101:
After Dogara released info that Saraki's senate presidency wa supported by Atiku. APC and Buhari's cabals suddenly start looking for what to use to distract senate.

APC is scared of Saraki's politicality.

Can you think properly please ? APC is the appeal. court that made the verdict ?

kglamour:
may her soul rest in peace.
but I wish she no lamb for more okiki....only if you understand me!

bad guy !people die everywhere .Including poor people children .You should keep your inference to yourself please .

7lives:
You want some people to commit suicide?. I no dey there o.

yes .The Igbos.

thunderbabs:
Buhari.....and he is excited he is goin to win next election forgetting the sickness that almist took his life while Nigerians are choking on suffering....if u know how many shops don vacant this december alone coz of inability of small traders to renew rent, u will b shocked.

Buhari shld jus go back to daura, plzzzzz......Recession is so intense even in Abuja here....no exceptions

So long people like you don't know or refuse to appreciate the foundation of their problems ; it (the problems) will remain with them .God doesn't answer prayers of fools .Buhari didn't cause any problem .Haters and unreasonable people say nonsense about the country .But the majority know the truth .We know the irresponsibility of Jonathan government .Only thieves like him may not know.Buhari will win the PRESIDENCY AGAIN !

Obijulius:
Buhari has brought death and frustration to the same people who supported him with their last blood.

Suicide is never an option but we may never get the full details.

So sad.

people like you brought the problems to the country .People who cannot see beyond the surface of anything. The looters think same way .Is it Buhari that squandered the country fortunes ? where is Jona and the wife ? Dieziani and others .You should be able to think properly .Buhari is our Savior of the time .Silly blackmail should stop .