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TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR SINGLE LADIES!!! 1. Never fail To Give Your Life To Christ Before Marriage. A Marriage Without Christ Is Bound To Experience Marital Crisis. 2. Never fail to pray before saying yes to a man. Don't be in a hurry to get married. If you rush in, you may rush out with a lot of injuries. 3. Discover Your Purpose before marriage. Go To School Or Learn A Trade. Don't wait for a man before you start living. Add value to yourself. 4. Don't run after a man because of his money, cars, connection, position, talent, or family background. Marry a man base on the conviction of the Holy Spirit and Love. 5. Develop a healthy eating habit. Don't be too fat that single men begin to think you are married. 6. Dress well: First Impression counts. Don't expose any of your private part for men to see otherwise you will only attract a player not a responsible man 7. Don't beg or force a man to marry you. You are too precious to do that. And don't try to hook and keep a guy with sex or unwanted pregnancy. Many ladies who do that end up in shame and regrets. 8. Your character is your marriage. It makes a man want to spend the rest of his life with you. So Work on your character. Beauty is not everything. If it is all you have, you'll lose your place to someone more beautiful and more matured than you. 9. Never fail to learn how to cook good food. Men usually love a woman who feed them with good food because one of the easiest way to a man's heart is through good food. 10. Never fail to read at least 20 books on marriage before your wedding. The marriage you don't prepare for will confuse you when you get there. Attend marriage seminar and premarital counselling before marriage.

A box of pizza costs N3500, A bag of cement costs N1500...... You see these gals that are eating your mansion; Any spirit eating your two bag's of cement under 20minutes in form of pizza, I don't know the kind of thunder you wish for them though. But for me the thunder that will strike them, will come with a flood and carry them to their husbands house. But...bros you dey craze how can you be feeding someone else's wife to be with your destiny... If you are a victim of this circumstance oya receive sense now...

A box of pizza costs N3500, A bag of cement costs N1500...... You see these gals that are eating your mansion; Any spirit eating your two bag's of cement under 20minutes in form of pizza, I don't know the kind of thunder you wish for them though. But for me the thunder that will strike them, will come with a flood and carry them to their husbands house. But...bros you dey craze how can you be feeding someone else's wife to be with your destiny... If you are a victim of this circumstance oya receive sense now...

Some gals don bleach finish their guardian Angel can't even locate them sef...

You're broke and unemployed but busy saying girls are "gold diggers" What are they digging on you exactly ??. Dust

Jane: Why do Cows look depressed wen being milked? Me: Aunty, if Someone rubs ur Nipples for 2hrs &then leaves u there, how will u feel?

You sent 1000 naira recharge card to a girl yet you're owning MTN 100 naira, my brother even your ancestors are ashamed of youí ½í¸�í ½í¸�í ½í¸�í ½í¸�í ½í¸�

When a lady is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say ''CONGRAT'' But none of them come and touch the man's penis and say GOOD JOB ****MORE OF THE STORY**** HARDWORK IS NEVER APPRECIATED

USELESS GOVT

I was drinking Hollandia yoghurt when someone called me to say that MMM has been frozen. Oboy, the Hollandia started tasting like Alomo.

How do you have 20 friends to go drink with, but not 1 to do business with? Change your circle.

You can't hurt a girl over and over again and still expect her to stick with you. Who the hell do you think you are? Menstrual pain?

Comparative Analysis Between Wives of Today and Those of Yesterday: 1). *Yesterday's Wives* : Welcome my husband, hope the office was not stressful., your favorite food is ready, let me lead you to the bathroom first, then you take your dinner, you look so tired, am sure you'll be okay after taking your dinner, welcome my one and only. *Today's Wives*: Please don't put unnecessary pressure on me, you can go to the fridge pick up the stew, microwave it and boil the remaining rice, I am your wife and not your cook. 2). *Yesterday's Wives*: Darling stop thinking about our lack of money. It's going to be temporary. God will see us through and we are going to come out of it stronger. After all, we can still feed ourselves and the children. We need to give the Almighty that glory. I am with you through thick and thin, my husband, the owner of my dowry. *Today's Wives*: ________________Look I am sick and tired of living in this abject poverty with you. Why did you bring me to your house when you know that you are not ready for marriage? Every day is one complaint or the other. Are you the Complainant General of Nigeria. We don't have cars, our house is Face me and slap you, when your mates are in GRAs. Look if you don't find solutions to your problems, you will come back and not find me in this your rotten house. 3). *Yesterday's Wives*: ____________My husband, we only have 2 children, don't you think we should have more. You know children are gifts and mercies from God. And the more the merrier. *Today's Wives*: _______________Look am sick and tired of this marriage. You won't allow me to rest by your constant urge to have more children. I am okay with our two children. I can't allow you to spoil my figure 8 by bearing another 4 children. You are so wicked that I feel you want to spoil my psychedelic looks. If you dare force me, I will sue you for rape. 4). *Yesterday's Wives*: ___________My husband, take heart and don't worry. I shall go with you to Zaria. Your being transferred from the glitterati of Abuja to Zaria might be a blessing in disguise. We shall take the advantage of the educational institutions to advance our education. Some disappointments could be a blessing. *Today's Wives*: ______________Me I can't follow you to Zaria o. God forbid bad thing. From Abuja to Zaria? I can't cope with such a demotion. To start living in a village? You had better look for another wife. I can't live in a city without silver birds, Amigo Supermarket or Dunes 5) *Yesterday's Wives*: __________My husband, I have enough clothes. This N30.000 you are giving me, pls keep it and save for a rainy day. *Today's Wives*: ________________Why are you so stingy? Do you have super glue in your palms?What an insult. What kind of shopping do you want me to do with N50.000?What can I buy? Is it Swiss lace or Dubai gold. I am disappointed in you. Your mates are giving their wives $5000 to shop, here you are humiliating me with naira. I don't blame you. It is because I refused to marry Chief Antonio that's why you are messing up with me. *Yesterday's wives* ________________ Darling our children will resume next week, I have bought new bags and sandals for them, I have also kept some money for their text books, may God bless u for their tuition fees. *Today's wives* _____________ Your children are resuming next week, I don't want to hear story of no money o, they will change their school bags, sandals, water bottles etc and their textbooks, make sure the money is completed this time o, afterall they bear your surname not mine. *Yesterday's wife* _______________Dear, I think we put this money on what can generate us more money instead of buying clothes after clothes. *Today's wife* ___________Mr man just listen to me I can't naked myself simply because I want to invest on a so-called business I don't know when I will eat its fruit. If you cannot buy me clothes because you want to invest on business, I have my choice to stay with you here or not. *Yesterday wife* _____________My husband, we have been paid this month. I just buy ingredients of N2000 on the way. Here is the remaining money. Keep it for future use. *Today's wife* _____________ You are the head of this family. You marry me, I was not the one who marry you... If you cannot provide for your family, don't think I have anything to contribute. After all the money is not even enough for my clothing.

Comparative Analysis Between Wives of Today and Those of Yesterday: 1). *Yesterday's Wives* : Welcome my husband, hope the office was not stressful., your favorite food is ready, let me lead you to the bathroom first, then you take your dinner, you look so tired, am sure you'll be okay after taking your dinner, welcome my one and only. *Today's Wives*: Please don't put unnecessary pressure on me, you can go to the fridge pick up the stew, microwave it and boil the remaining rice, I am your wife and not your cook. 2). *Yesterday's Wives*: Darling stop thinking about our lack of money. It's going to be temporary. God will see us through and we are going to come out of it stronger. After all, we can still feed ourselves and the children. We need to give the Almighty that glory. I am with you through thick and thin, my husband, the owner of my dowry. *Today's Wives*: ________________Look I am sick and tired of living in this abject poverty with you. Why did you bring me to your house when you know that you are not ready for marriage? Every day is one complaint or the other. Are you the Complainant General of Nigeria. We don't have cars, our house is Face me and slap you, when your mates are in GRAs. Look if you don't find solutions to your problems, you will come back and not find me in this your rotten house. 3). *Yesterday's Wives*: ____________My husband, we only have 2 children, don't you think we should have more. You know children are gifts and mercies from God. And the more the merrier. *Today's Wives*: _______________Look am sick and tired of this marriage. You won't allow me to rest by your constant urge to have more children. I am okay with our two children. I can't allow you to spoil my figure 8 by bearing another 4 children. You are so wicked that I feel you want to spoil my psychedelic looks. If you dare force me, I will sue you for rape. 4). *Yesterday's Wives*: ___________My husband, take heart and don't worry. I shall go with you to Zaria. Your being transferred from the glitterati of Abuja to Zaria might be a blessing in disguise. We shall take the advantage of the educational institutions to advance our education. Some disappointments could be a blessing. *Today's Wives*: ______________Me I can't follow you to Zaria o. God forbid bad thing. From Abuja to Zaria? I can't cope with such a demotion. To start living in a village? You had better look for another wife. I can't live in a city without silver birds, Amigo Supermarket or Dunes 5) *Yesterday's Wives*: __________My husband, I have enough clothes. This N30.000 you are giving me, pls keep it and save for a rainy day. *Today's Wives*: ________________Why are you so stingy? Do you have super glue in your palms?What an insult. What kind of shopping do you want me to do with N50.000?What can I buy? Is it Swiss lace or Dubai gold. I am disappointed in you. Your mates are giving their wives $5000 to shop, here you are humiliating me with naira. I don't blame you. It is because I refused to marry Chief Antonio that's why you are messing up with me. *Yesterday's wives* ________________ Darling our children will resume next week, I have bought new bags and sandals for them, I have also kept some money for their text books, may God bless u for their tuition fees. *Today's wives* _____________ Your children are resuming next week, I don't want to hear story of no money o, they will change their school bags, sandals, water bottles etc and their textbooks, make sure the money is completed this time o, afterall they bear your surname not mine. *Yesterday's wife* _______________Dear, I think we put this money on what can generate us more money instead of buying clothes after clothes. *Today's wife* ___________Mr man just listen to me I can't naked myself simply because I want to invest on a so-called business I don't know when I will eat its fruit. If you cannot buy me clothes because you want to invest on business, I have my choice to stay with you here or not. *Yesterday wife* _____________My husband, we have been paid this month. I just buy ingredients of N2000 on the way. Here is the remaining money. Keep it for future use. *Today's wife* _____________ You are the head of this family. You marry me, I was not the one who marry you... If you cannot provide for your family, don't think I have anything to contribute. After all the money is not even enough for my clothing.

Comparative Analysis Between Wives of Today and Those of Yesterday: 1). *Yesterday's Wives* : Welcome my husband, hope the office was not stressful., your favorite food is ready, let me lead you to the bathroom first, then you take your dinner, you look so tired, am sure you'll be okay after taking your dinner, welcome my one and only. *Today's Wives*: Please don't put unnecessary pressure on me, you can go to the fridge pick up the stew, microwave it and boil the remaining rice, I am your wife and not your cook. 2). *Yesterday's Wives*: Darling stop thinking about our lack of money. It's going to be temporary. God will see us through and we are going to come out of it stronger. After all, we can still feed ourselves and the children. We need to give the Almighty that glory. I am with you through thick and thin, my husband, the owner of my dowry. *Today's Wives*: ________________Look I am sick and tired of living in this abject poverty with you. Why did you bring me to your house when you know that you are not ready for marriage? Every day is one complaint or the other. Are you the Complainant General of Nigeria. We don't have cars, our house is Face me and slap you, when your mates are in GRAs. Look if you don't find solutions to your problems, you will come back and not find me in this your rotten house. 3). *Yesterday's Wives*: ____________My husband, we only have 2 children, don't you think we should have more. You know children are gifts and mercies from God. And the more the merrier. *Today's Wives*: _______________Look am sick and tired of this marriage. You won't allow me to rest by your constant urge to have more children. I am okay with our two children. I can't allow you to spoil my figure 8 by bearing another 4 children. You are so wicked that I feel you want to spoil my psychedelic looks. If you dare force me, I will sue you for rape. 4). *Yesterday's Wives*: ___________My husband, take heart and don't worry. I shall go with you to Zaria. Your being transferred from the glitterati of Abuja to Zaria might be a blessing in disguise. We shall take the advantage of the educational institutions to advance our education. Some disappointments could be a blessing. *Today's Wives*: ______________Me I can't follow you to Zaria o. God forbid bad thing. From Abuja to Zaria? I can't cope with such a demotion. To start living in a village? You had better look for another wife. I can't live in a city without silver birds, Amigo Supermarket or Dunes 5) *Yesterday's Wives*: __________My husband, I have enough clothes. This N30.000 you are giving me, pls keep it and save for a rainy day. *Today's Wives*: ________________Why are you so stingy? Do you have super glue in your palms?What an insult. What kind of shopping do you want me to do with N50.000?What can I buy? Is it Swiss lace or Dubai gold. I am disappointed in you. Your mates are giving their wives $5000 to shop, here you are humiliating me with naira. I don't blame you. It is because I refused to marry Chief Antonio that's why you are messing up with me. *Yesterday's wives* ________________ Darling our children will resume next week, I have bought new bags and sandals for them, I have also kept some money for their text books, may God bless u for their tuition fees. *Today's wives* _____________ Your children are resuming next week, I don't want to hear story of no money o, they will change their school bags, sandals, water bottles etc and their textbooks, make sure the money is completed this time o, afterall they bear your surname not mine. *Yesterday's wife* _______________Dear, I think we put this money on what can generate us more money instead of buying clothes after clothes. *Today's wife* ___________Mr man just listen to me I can't naked myself simply because I want to invest on a so-called business I don't know when I will eat its fruit. If you cannot buy me clothes because you want to invest on business, I have my choice to stay with you here or not. *Yesterday wife* _____________My husband, we have been paid this month. I just buy ingredients of N2000 on the way. Here is the remaining money. Keep it for future use. *Today's wife* _____________ You are the head of this family. You marry me, I was not the one who marry you... If you cannot provide for your family, don't think I have anything to contribute. After all the money is not even enough for my clothing.

How is xmas season is like in ur area? In my area,it is like Mary didnt get pregnant dis year ooo!!!

How is xmas season is like in ur area? In my area,it is like Mary didnt get pregnant dis year ooo!!!

I like faculty of law girls but my problem b say dem too dey form. It is only in faculty of law dat u wld see a guy having one trouser n two shirts for a session. Law boiz are professional starchers. Engine boiz no send anybody oo... D girls in Engine are like men in women clothing. D boiz in engine are so so rough dat sometimes one wonders if dey are uni students. Most engine girls walk like men. Medical boiz get forming syndrome.Its only a Med student dat u wld see forming wld jacking cos of of deir textbuks. Med girls look expensive but easy to toast if u know yr way. Medical students seee oda students as inferior. gosh! Girls frm oda faculties luv med Guys n can fall for dem even without being toasted. hmm.

I like faculty of law girls but my problem b say dem too dey form. It is only in faculty of law dat u wld see a guy having one trouser n two shirts for a session. Law boiz are professional starchers. Engine boiz no send anybody oo... D girls in Engine are like men in women clothing. D boiz in engine are so so rough dat sometimes one wonders if dey are uni students. Most engine girls walk like men. Medical boiz get forming syndrome.Its only a Med student dat u wld see forming wld jacking cos of of deir textbuks. Med girls look expensive but easy to toast if u know yr way. Medical students seee oda students as inferior. gosh! Girls frm oda faculties luv med Guys n can fall for dem even without being toasted. hmm.

I like faculty of law girls but my problem b say dem too dey form. It is only in faculty of law dat u wld see a guy having one trouser n two shirts for a session. Law boiz are professional starchers. Engine boiz no send anybody oo... D girls in Engine are like men in women clothing. D boiz in engine are so so rough dat sometimes one wonders if dey are uni students. Most engine girls walk like men. Medical boiz get forming syndrome.Its only a Med student dat u wld see forming wld jacking cos of of deir textbuks. Med girls look expensive but easy to toast if u know yr way. Medical students seee oda students as inferior. gosh! Girls frm oda faculties luv med Guys n can fall for dem even without being toasted. hmm.

i'm understanding why a lovely lady will shave her eyebrow n still draw it back wit eye pencil n now be looking like cancelled fine art.

i'm understanding why a lovely lady will shave her eyebrow n still draw it back wit eye pencil n now be looking like cancelled fine art.

sm galz ar fake made in china

i'm understanding why a lovely lady will shave her eyebrow n still draw it back wit eye pencil n now be looking like cancelled fine art.

i'm understanding why a lovely lady will shave her eyebrow n still draw it back wit eye pencil n now be looking like cancelled fine art.

Indomie n Pepsi will be using style to insult us;we now have indomie hungry man size n pepsi long throat bottle.Very soon we will begin to see Gala okpolo eye size,chinchin big head pack,lacasera waist bottle.

WHO THE PASTOR N OWING A CHURCH DON EPP??

Indomie n Pepsi will be using style to insult us;we now have indomie hungry man size n pepsi long throat bottle.Very soon we will begin to see Gala okpolo eye size,chinchin big head pack,lacasera waist bottle.

Indomie n Pepsi will be using style to insult us;we now have indomie hungry man size n pepsi long throat bottle.Very soon we will begin to see Gala okpolo eye size,chinchin big head pack,lacasera waist bottle.

Indomie n Pepsi will be using style to insult us;we now have indomie hungry man size n pepsi long throat bottle.Very soon we will begin to see Gala okpolo eye size,chinchin big head pack,lacasera waist bottle.

Indomie n Pepsi will be using style to insult us;we now have indomie hungry man size n pepsi long throat bottle.Very soon we will begin to see Gala okpolo eye size,chinchin big head pack,lacasera waist bottle.