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end time murder.......

end time masqurade

so dis man na barrister too mchteee!!!just wasted my mb watching dis rubbish

After God suffered to make the Day and the Night. ... You will just come and say "Boo made my day" and u tink u will make heaven?

After God suffered to make the Day and the Night. ... You will just come and say "Boo made my day" and u tink u will make heaven?

There are three things that keep relationship (i love you, thank you and sorry) without these things relationship can't be. And if you add them all yet it doesn't work, go and sleep.

There are three things that keep relationship (i love you, thank you and sorry) without these things relationship can't be. And if you add them all yet it doesn't work, go and sleep.

fish brain boys everywia

hope is original oyibo

as old as diz freezer is he's still doin fiance.........shame wit capital letter S

An old man wrote, a will,to his two sons, after my death demolish this house you will find a metal case down the foundation where you will find my saving to support the rest of your life. They started praying to God! Oh lord father our Dad is too old, please take him to your kingdom. Two years later he died and buried immediately. The following day the house was demolished, they found a case with peace of paper written! if you are real men construct your own House

But why would a middle aged married woman decide to bleach? What's your struggle?

MY END OF YEAR APOLOGY Those who think I am proud...for one reason or the other..Am sincerely sorry for creating such an impression ! Pls forgive me. Those who think I've ignored them... am really sorry. Pls forgive me. Those who felt offended by my attitude or character during or before this year... I apologize.. Pls forgive me. All those who I didn't visit or call during this year... I am sorry..plss accept my apology and forgive me. Those who I caused any hurt by words or action... I apologise for my behavior.. Pls forgive me. Those whose promises I didn't fulfill...I wish I still can but still.. I apologize. Pls forgive me. Those who felt I am too serious and not friendly at times ..I am really sorry if I caused any one to stay away from me... I apologize. Pls forgive me. I love you because without you, there would be no one to call my brother or sister...

IGBO GALS REPRESENTING EVERYWIA SINCE 1826

Wife: Honey Xmas is approaching. Hus: Thanks for reminding me. Can't wait. Wife: Get me a Tablet for Xmas. Hus: Really? Wife: Yeah. Hus: Paracetamol or Vitamin C? Wife: I mean Samsung Tablet baby Hus: Relax!! It's Jesus Birthday not yours!

If you have a side chic for a whole year without getting caught your girlfriend is cheating too, because faithful girlfriends investigate better than the FBI..

You date this one guy then you have sex with him. After sometime you have an argument and instead of solving it, you send the dude that's been chyking you on whatsapp a text to ease your pain. He makes you smile once and you start planning on dating him. He plays his cards right and you get him laid. The very same guy pisses you off, instead of sorting out your issues you call the guy you friend zoned to ease your pain. He also puts a smile on your face and you get him laid. This cycle continues because you think you are too beautiful to beg a man. No wonder most of you ladies are single but you've slept with over 30 ninjas. You can't face challenges and always want the easy way out when shit gets real. Relationship ain't no soap operas where everything is lovey dovey everyday. When it gets tough, resolve it. Instead of looking for the next available guy.

Attendance in Church on sunday 1. Human beings = 85 2. Bible = 27 3. Phone Charger = 507. 4. Rechargeable lamps = 212. 5. Rechargeable Torch = 176. 6. Power banks 132. God is watching . Last Seen: *Whats app* _*1 min*_ ago *Facebook* _*2mins*_ ago *Twitter* _*5mins*_ ago *Instagram* _*10mins*_ ago *Bible* _*since 2009*_ *Beer* _*online*_ God is soaking your cane in crude oil..

Attendance in Church on sunday 1. Human beings = 85 2. Bible = 27 3. Phone Charger = 507. 4. Rechargeable lamps = 212. 5. Rechargeable Torch = 176. 6. Power banks 132. God is watching . Last Seen: *Whats app* _*1 min*_ ago *Facebook* _*2mins*_ ago *Twitter* _*5mins*_ ago *Instagram* _*10mins*_ ago *Bible* _*since 2009*_ *Beer* _*online*_ God is soaking your cane in crude oil..

Attendance in Church on sunday 1. Human beings = 85 2. Bible = 27 3. Phone Charger = 507. 4. Rechargeable lamps = 212. 5. Rechargeable Torch = 176. 6. Power banks 132. God is watching . Last Seen: *Whats app* _*1 min*_ ago *Facebook* _*2mins*_ ago *Twitter* _*5mins*_ ago *Instagram* _*10mins*_ ago *Bible* _*since 2009*_ *Beer* _*online*_ God is soaking your cane in crude oil..

Attendance in Church on sunday 1. Human beings = 85 2. Bible = 27 3. Phone Charger = 507. 4. Rechargeable lamps = 212. 5. Rechargeable Torch = 176. 6. Power banks 132. God is watching . Last Seen: *Whats app* _*1 min*_ ago *Facebook* _*2mins*_ ago *Twitter* _*5mins*_ ago *Instagram* _*10mins*_ ago *Bible* _*since 2009*_ *Beer* _*online*_ God is soaking your cane in crude oil..

# Infact am leaving this planet..._ Imagine a 10 year old boy and a girl came to me and asked "uncle, can a 8year old girl get pregnant ? I said "NO". The boy said "I told you, let's go and continue."_ continue what biko?_ ............

# Infact am leaving this planet..._ Imagine a 10 year old boy and a girl came to me and asked "uncle, can a 8year old girl get pregnant ? I said "NO". The boy said "I told you, let's go and continue."_ continue what biko?_ ............

just negodu

ndi ara

end time galz everywia

so these ones na sm one future wife??i jump n pass

we miss diz woman

guyz hw to propose marriage to ur bae.. (1) take ur bae to d beach,sit next to her on floor.in d middle of d talk,just scream nd stand up.den tell ha sumtin is bitin u inside ur pocket.den she'll up ha handz in ur pocket nd den bring out d ring.den u propose to ha (2) take ha out to an eatry den while eatin,tell ha to go get sumtin 4rm d car.immediately drop d ring inside ha drink. (3) on ha bdae,get a cake for ha,den put a ring inside nd on top of d cake shld be written will u marry me (4) while she sleepz next to u,put a ring on ha finger nd wen she wakes she wuld be like woow...add urz

guyz hw to propose marriage to ur bae.. (1) take ur bae to d beach,sit next to her on floor.in d middle of d talk,just scream nd stand up.den tell ha sumtin is bitin u inside ur pocket.den she'll up ha handz in ur pocket nd den bring out d ring.den u propose to ha (2) take ha out to an eatry den while eatin,tell ha to go get sumtin 4rm d car.immediately drop d ring inside ha drink. (3) on ha bdae,get a cake for ha,den put a ring inside nd on top of d cake shld be written will u marry me (4) while she sleepz next to u,put a ring on ha finger nd wen she wakes she wuld be like woow...add urz

guyz hw to propose marriage to ur bae.. (1) take ur bae to d beach,sit next to her on floor.in d middle of d talk,just scream nd stand up.den tell ha sumtin is bitin u inside ur pocket.den she'll up ha handz in ur pocket nd den bring out d ring.den u propose to ha (2) take ha out to an eatry den while eatin,tell ha to go get sumtin 4rm d car.immediately drop d ring inside ha drink. (3) on ha bdae,get a cake for ha,den put a ring inside nd on top of d cake shld be written will u marry me (4) while she sleepz next to u,put a ring on ha finger nd wen she wakes she wuld be like woow...add urz