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FATHER LORD, As I step out today, let me find a brown envelope with $1000 US dollars inside on the road. Amen!

FATHER LORD, As I step out today, let me find a brown envelope with $1000 US dollars inside on the road. Amen!

E get one particular restaurant wey i dey go chop 4 ikoyi lekki Lagos. E get one oyinbo wey dey always come chop there too... Anytime dis oyinbo chop finish, he go shout ''Hey'', so I wonder wetin dey make am shout. I decided to chop wetin d oyinbo dey always chop so maybe me self go shout too. When I reach d restaurant yesterday evening, I order wetin d man dey chop. Dem tell me say na chicken & red wine, so i chop am finish, i no shout. I collect extra plate, but i no still shout. I say dis oyinbo na mumu o, wetin dey make am shout like dat? Na so i just vex ask 4 my bill. The waiter tell me say one plate of chicken & red wine na N75,000 then d extra plate too na another N75,000. Na then I shout hey! heyy!! heyyy!!! heyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyy...........Up till now, I still dey shout ....

E get one particular restaurant wey i dey go chop 4 ikoyi lekki Lagos. E get one oyinbo wey dey always come chop there too... Anytime dis oyinbo chop finish, he go shout ''Hey'', so I wonder wetin dey make am shout. I decided to chop wetin d oyinbo dey always chop so maybe me self go shout too. When I reach d restaurant yesterday evening, I order wetin d man dey chop. Dem tell me say na chicken & red wine, so i chop am finish, i no shout. I collect extra plate, but i no still shout. I say dis oyinbo na mumu o, wetin dey make am shout like dat? Na so i just vex ask 4 my bill. The waiter tell me say one plate of chicken & red wine na N75,000 then d extra plate too na another N75,000. Na then I shout hey! heyy!! heyyy!!! heyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyy...........Up till now, I still dey shout ....

E get one particular restaurant wey i dey go chop 4 ikoyi lekki Lagos. E get one oyinbo wey dey always come chop there too... Anytime dis oyinbo chop finish, he go shout ''Hey'', so I wonder wetin dey make am shout. I decided to chop wetin d oyinbo dey always chop so maybe me self go shout too. When I reach d restaurant yesterday evening, I order wetin d man dey chop. Dem tell me say na chicken & red wine, so i chop am finish, i no shout. I collect extra plate, but i no still shout. I say dis oyinbo na mumu o, wetin dey make am shout like dat? Na so i just vex ask 4 my bill. The waiter tell me say one plate of chicken & red wine na N75,000 then d extra plate too na another N75,000. Na then I shout hey! heyy!! heyyy!!! heyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyy...........Up till now, I still dey shout ....

E get one particular restaurant wey i dey go chop 4 ikoyi lekki Lagos. E get one oyinbo wey dey always come chop there too... Anytime dis oyinbo chop finish, he go shout ''Hey'', so I wonder wetin dey make am shout. I decided to chop wetin d oyinbo dey always chop so maybe me self go shout too. When I reach d restaurant yesterday evening, I order wetin d man dey chop. Dem tell me say na chicken & red wine, so i chop am finish, i no shout. I collect extra plate, but i no still shout. I say dis oyinbo na mumu o, wetin dey make am shout like dat? Na so i just vex ask 4 my bill. The waiter tell me say one plate of chicken & red wine na N75,000 then d extra plate too na another N75,000. Na then I shout hey! heyy!! heyyy!!! heyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyy...........Up till now, I still dey shout ....

E get one particular restaurant wey i dey go chop 4 ikoyi lekki Lagos. E get one oyinbo wey dey always come chop there too... Anytime dis oyinbo chop finish, he go shout ''Hey'', so I wonder wetin dey make am shout. I decided to chop wetin d oyinbo dey always chop so maybe me self go shout too. When I reach d restaurant yesterday evening, I order wetin d man dey chop. Dem tell me say na chicken & red wine, so i chop am finish, i no shout. I collect extra plate, but i no still shout. I say dis oyinbo na mumu o, wetin dey make am shout like dat? Na so i just vex ask 4 my bill. The waiter tell me say one plate of chicken & red wine na N75,000 then d extra plate too na another N75,000. Na then I shout hey! heyy!! heyyy!!! heyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyy...........Up till now, I still dey shout ....

E get one particular restaurant wey i dey go chop 4 ikoyi lekki Lagos. E get one oyinbo wey dey always come chop there too... Anytime dis oyinbo chop finish, he go shout ''Hey'', so I wonder wetin dey make am shout. I decided to chop wetin d oyinbo dey always chop so maybe me self go shout too. When I reach d restaurant yesterday evening, I order wetin d man dey chop. Dem tell me say na chicken & red wine, so i chop am finish, i no shout. I collect extra plate, but i no still shout. I say dis oyinbo na mumu o, wetin dey make am shout like dat? Na so i just vex ask 4 my bill. The waiter tell me say one plate of chicken & red wine na N75,000 then d extra plate too na another N75,000. Na then I shout hey! heyy!! heyyy!!! heyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyy...........Up till now, I still dey shout ....

E get one particular restaurant wey i dey go chop 4 ikoyi lekki Lagos. E get one oyinbo wey dey always come chop there too... Anytime dis oyinbo chop finish, he go shout ''Hey'', so I wonder wetin dey make am shout. I decided to chop wetin d oyinbo dey always chop so maybe me self go shout too. When I reach d restaurant yesterday evening, I order wetin d man dey chop. Dem tell me say na chicken & red wine, so i chop am finish, i no shout. I collect extra plate, but i no still shout. I say dis oyinbo na mumu o, wetin dey make am shout like dat? Na so i just vex ask 4 my bill. The waiter tell me say one plate of chicken & red wine na N75,000 then d extra plate too na another N75,000. Na then I shout hey! heyy!! heyyy!!! heyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyy...........Up till now, I still dey shout ....

end time pre wedding

the state wia useless man is governing

Recently, I feel like I am dating MTN. I go to bed with a text and wake up with a text msg. It's either they are calling me or begging me to suscribe to one thing or the other. VERY SOON MTN WILL BE LIKE: 1. Dear customer are u HUNGRY??...txt HGY to35388 4 tips on HUNGER And what to EAT 2. Dear customer need DELIVERANCE??.... Text DEL TO 35388 for daily tips on how to deliver yourself 3. Dear customer facing ancestral problems??.... text ANCESTORS to 35354 and recieve daily ancestral tips 4. Dear customer wanna bathe but u have no soap??....text SOAP to 35629 to recieve dialysoaps to your phone 5. Dear customer feeling HEARTBROKEN??....Txt HEART to 38545 and recieve tips on how to plaster yourheart... Imagine MTN sending my grandma BEAUTYTIPS... for what?? HABA! HEHEHEHEHEHE...

Recently, I feel like I am dating MTN. I go to bed with a text and wake up with a text msg. It's either they are calling me or begging me to suscribe to one thing or the other. VERY SOON MTN WILL BE LIKE: 1. Dear customer are u HUNGRY??...txt HGY to35388 4 tips on HUNGER And what to EAT 2. Dear customer need DELIVERANCE??.... Text DEL TO 35388 for daily tips on how to deliver yourself 3. Dear customer facing ancestral problems??.... text ANCESTORS to 35354 and recieve daily ancestral tips 4. Dear customer wanna bathe but u have no soap??....text SOAP to 35629 to recieve dialysoaps to your phone 5. Dear customer feeling HEARTBROKEN??....Txt HEART to 38545 and recieve tips on how to plaster yourheart... Imagine MTN sending my grandma BEAUTYTIPS... for what?? HABA! HEHEHEHEHEHE...

Recently, I feel like I am dating MTN. I go to bed with a text and wake up with a text msg. It's either they are calling me or begging me to suscribe to one thing or the other. VERY SOON MTN WILL BE LIKE: 1. Dear customer are u HUNGRY??...txt HGY to35388 4 tips on HUNGER And what to EAT 2. Dear customer need DELIVERANCE??.... Text DEL TO 35388 for daily tips on how to deliver yourself 3. Dear customer facing ancestral problems??.... text ANCESTORS to 35354 and recieve daily ancestral tips 4. Dear customer wanna bathe but u have no soap??....text SOAP to 35629 to recieve dialysoaps to your phone 5. Dear customer feeling HEARTBROKEN??....Txt HEART to 38545 and recieve tips on how to plaster yourheart... Imagine MTN sending my grandma BEAUTYTIPS... for what?? HABA! HEHEHEHEHEHE...

nice one

Full name.......Ifeoma Olanikputu Aisha
Tattoos.............. No
Piercing............... Yes
Nickname............. No
Pet name................ No
Married.................... Not yet
Birthday..................... 12 January
Divorce....................... No
Children..................... None
Shot a gun................. Nope
Flown on a plane...... Yes
Cried over someone..... No
Fell in Love..................... Once
Watched someone give birth... Yes
Watched someone die...............yes
Ridden in an ambulance.......... Nah
Sang karaoke............................ Nah
Rode on a motorcycle............ Yeah
Rode on horse......................... Yeah
Surgeries................................. No
Stayed in a hospital............... Yes
Donated blood........................ No
Smoked weed.......................... No
Drank alcohol.......................... Yes
Broken someone's heart........ Yes
Have a crush on someone..... No
Dating.................. Yes

Full name.......Ifeoma Olanikputu Aisha Tattoos.............. No Piercing............... Yes Nickname............. No Pet name................ No Married.................... Not yet Birthday..................... 12 January Divorce....................... No Children..................... None Shot a gun................. Nope Flown on a plane...... Yes Cried over someone..... No Fell in Love..................... Once Watched someone give birth... Yes Watched someone die...............yes Ridden in an ambulance.......... Nah Sang karaoke............................ Nah Rode on a motorcycle............ Yeah Rode on horse......................... Yeah Surgeries................................. No Stayed in a hospital............... Yes Donated blood........................ No Smoked weed.......................... No Drank alcohol.......................... Yes Broken someone's heart........ Yes Have a crush on someone..... No Dating.................. Yes

wish the of her father is as beautiful as the daughter

Relationships would last longer if females could stop asking for advice from their single friends.

okoroausa,the useless governor so far

Welcome to Facebook where a 40+ old Man will thank a 17yrs old girl for Accepting his friend request but never thank his wife for feeding him for the past 10years.... # whymybrother.

If you have a good woman at home best thing you can do is not take her for granted.

nice one...........atleast free meat to sm pple in dis season

end time women

TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR SINGLE LADIES!!! 1. Never fail To Give Your Life To Christ Before Marriage. A Marriage Without Christ Is Bound To Experience Marital Crisis. 2. Never fail to pray before saying yes to a man. Don't be in a hurry to get married. If you rush in, you may rush out with a lot of injuries. 3. Discover Your Purpose before marriage. Go To School Or Learn A Trade. Don't wait for a man before you start living. Add value to yourself. 4. Don't run after a man because of his money, cars, connection, position, talent, or family background. Marry a man base on the conviction of the Holy Spirit and Love. 5. Develop a healthy eating habit. Don't be too fat that single men begin to think you are married. 6. Dress well: First Impression counts. Don't expose any of your private part for men to see otherwise you will only attract a player not a responsible man 7. Don't beg or force a man to marry you. You are too precious to do that. And don't try to hook and keep a guy with sex or unwanted pregnancy. Many ladies who do that end up in shame and regrets. 8. Your character is your marriage. It makes a man want to spend the rest of his life with you. So Work on your character. Beauty is not everything. If it is all you have, you'll lose your place to someone more beautiful and more matured than you. 9. Never fail to learn how to cook good food. Men usually love a woman who feed them with good food because one of the easiest way to a man's heart is through good food. 10. Never fail to read at least 20 books on marriage before your wedding. The marriage you don't prepare for will confuse you when you get there. Attend marriage seminar and premarital counselling before marriage.

TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR SINGLE LADIES!!! 1. Never fail To Give Your Life To Christ Before Marriage. A Marriage Without Christ Is Bound To Experience Marital Crisis. 2. Never fail to pray before saying yes to a man. Don't be in a hurry to get married. If you rush in, you may rush out with a lot of injuries. 3. Discover Your Purpose before marriage. Go To School Or Learn A Trade. Don't wait for a man before you start living. Add value to yourself. 4. Don't run after a man because of his money, cars, connection, position, talent, or family background. Marry a man base on the conviction of the Holy Spirit and Love. 5. Develop a healthy eating habit. Don't be too fat that single men begin to think you are married. 6. Dress well: First Impression counts. Don't expose any of your private part for men to see otherwise you will only attract a player not a responsible man 7. Don't beg or force a man to marry you. You are too precious to do that. And don't try to hook and keep a guy with sex or unwanted pregnancy. Many ladies who do that end up in shame and regrets. 8. Your character is your marriage. It makes a man want to spend the rest of his life with you. So Work on your character. Beauty is not everything. If it is all you have, you'll lose your place to someone more beautiful and more matured than you. 9. Never fail to learn how to cook good food. Men usually love a woman who feed them with good food because one of the easiest way to a man's heart is through good food. 10. Never fail to read at least 20 books on marriage before your wedding. The marriage you don't prepare for will confuse you when you get there. Attend marriage seminar and premarital counselling before marriage.

TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR SINGLE LADIES!!! 1. Never fail To Give Your Life To Christ Before Marriage. A Marriage Without Christ Is Bound To Experience Marital Crisis. 2. Never fail to pray before saying yes to a man. Don't be in a hurry to get married. If you rush in, you may rush out with a lot of injuries. 3. Discover Your Purpose before marriage. Go To School Or Learn A Trade. Don't wait for a man before you start living. Add value to yourself. 4. Don't run after a man because of his money, cars, connection, position, talent, or family background. Marry a man base on the conviction of the Holy Spirit and Love. 5. Develop a healthy eating habit. Don't be too fat that single men begin to think you are married. 6. Dress well: First Impression counts. Don't expose any of your private part for men to see otherwise you will only attract a player not a responsible man 7. Don't beg or force a man to marry you. You are too precious to do that. And don't try to hook and keep a guy with sex or unwanted pregnancy. Many ladies who do that end up in shame and regrets. 8. Your character is your marriage. It makes a man want to spend the rest of his life with you. So Work on your character. Beauty is not everything. If it is all you have, you'll lose your place to someone more beautiful and more matured than you. 9. Never fail to learn how to cook good food. Men usually love a woman who feed them with good food because one of the easiest way to a man's heart is through good food. 10. Never fail to read at least 20 books on marriage before your wedding. The marriage you don't prepare for will confuse you when you get there. Attend marriage seminar and premarital counselling before marriage.

TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR SINGLE LADIES!!! 1. Never fail To Give Your Life To Christ Before Marriage. A Marriage Without Christ Is Bound To Experience Marital Crisis. 2. Never fail to pray before saying yes to a man. Don't be in a hurry to get married. If you rush in, you may rush out with a lot of injuries. 3. Discover Your Purpose before marriage. Go To School Or Learn A Trade. Don't wait for a man before you start living. Add value to yourself. 4. Don't run after a man because of his money, cars, connection, position, talent, or family background. Marry a man base on the conviction of the Holy Spirit and Love. 5. Develop a healthy eating habit. Don't be too fat that single men begin to think you are married. 6. Dress well: First Impression counts. Don't expose any of your private part for men to see otherwise you will only attract a player not a responsible man 7. Don't beg or force a man to marry you. You are too precious to do that. And don't try to hook and keep a guy with sex or unwanted pregnancy. Many ladies who do that end up in shame and regrets. 8. Your character is your marriage. It makes a man want to spend the rest of his life with you. So Work on your character. Beauty is not everything. If it is all you have, you'll lose your place to someone more beautiful and more matured than you. 9. Never fail to learn how to cook good food. Men usually love a woman who feed them with good food because one of the easiest way to a man's heart is through good food. 10. Never fail to read at least 20 books on marriage before your wedding. The marriage you don't prepare for will confuse you when you get there. Attend marriage seminar and premarital counselling before marriage.

TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR SINGLE LADIES!!! 1. Never fail To Give Your Life To Christ Before Marriage. A Marriage Without Christ Is Bound To Experience Marital Crisis. 2. Never fail to pray before saying yes to a man. Don't be in a hurry to get married. If you rush in, you may rush out with a lot of injuries. 3. Discover Your Purpose before marriage. Go To School Or Learn A Trade. Don't wait for a man before you start living. Add value to yourself. 4. Don't run after a man because of his money, cars, connection, position, talent, or family background. Marry a man base on the conviction of the Holy Spirit and Love. 5. Develop a healthy eating habit. Don't be too fat that single men begin to think you are married. 6. Dress well: First Impression counts. Don't expose any of your private part for men to see otherwise you will only attract a player not a responsible man 7. Don't beg or force a man to marry you. You are too precious to do that. And don't try to hook and keep a guy with sex or unwanted pregnancy. Many ladies who do that end up in shame and regrets. 8. Your character is your marriage. It makes a man want to spend the rest of his life with you. So Work on your character. Beauty is not everything. If it is all you have, you'll lose your place to someone more beautiful and more matured than you. 9. Never fail to learn how to cook good food. Men usually love a woman who feed them with good food because one of the easiest way to a man's heart is through good food. 10. Never fail to read at least 20 books on marriage before your wedding. The marriage you don't prepare for will confuse you when you get there. Attend marriage seminar and premarital counselling before marriage.