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guyz hw to propose marriage to ur bae.. (1) take ur bae to d
beach,sit next to her on floor.in d middle of d talk,just scream
nd stand up.den tell ha sumtin is bitin u inside ur pocket.den
she'll up ha handz in ur pocket nd den bring out d ring.den u
propose to ha (2) take ha out to an eatry den while eatin,tell ha
to go get sumtin 4rm d car.immediately drop d ring inside ha
drink. (3) on ha bdae,get a cake for ha,den put a ring inside nd
on top of d cake shld be written will u marry me (4) while she
sleepz next to u,put a ring on ha finger nd wen she wakes she
wuld be like woow...add urz |
Don't be madly in love because of pictures on social
media,some fair people are dark in reality. Some tall people
are short in reality.
Some holy ladies on social media are runs girls in reality,
some thank God is Friday , have no job.
Some pretty and beautiful ladies on social media are
manageable in reality..
Some you see their pictures on a flight ,Can't afford flight
ticket, some upload pictures of food prepared by their
mum.
Some fresh skin on social media are dry skin in reality,
some that are engaged on social media, are seriously
searching, while some in a relationship are single.
Some with cat eyes on social media, have goat eyes in
reality , some who snapped besides mansions are
managing with six friends in one room...
Some who told you they are going for vigil ends up in their
boos house,while some who told you they can't date a guy
staying in self contain , sleeps on the floor in a face me i
face you.
Some wife material on social media,are bed material in
reality, while some Madonna students on social media, are still
jambite
Some GT bank staff on social media, are IT students in GT
bank,while some guyz who work in shell on social media, are
keke drivers in reality....
Love is a beautiful thing but you must be very careful with
what you see on social media, most people want to meet up
,while some are dancing to the tune oooo....b wise |
Don't be madly in love because of pictures on social
media,some fair people are dark in reality. Some tall people
are short in reality.
Some holy ladies on social media are runs girls in reality,
some thank God is Friday , have no job.
Some pretty and beautiful ladies on social media are
manageable in reality..
Some you see their pictures on a flight ,Can't afford flight
ticket, some upload pictures of food prepared by their
mum.
Some fresh skin on social media are dry skin in reality,
some that are engaged on social media, are seriously
searching, while some in a relationship are single.
Some with cat eyes on social media, have goat eyes in
reality , some who snapped besides mansions are
managing with six friends in one room...
Some who told you they are going for vigil ends up in their
boos house,while some who told you they can't date a guy
staying in self contain , sleeps on the floor in a face me i
face you.
Some wife material on social media,are bed material in
reality, while some Madonna students on social media, are still
jambite
Some GT bank staff on social media, are IT students in GT
bank,while some guyz who work in shell on social media, are
keke drivers in reality....
Love is a beautiful thing but you must be very careful with
what you see on social media, most people want to meet up
,while some are dancing to the tune oooo....b wise |
AS UGLY AS SHE IS |
EBIDOSIA ONATO............DARLING!DARLING!! |
end time celeb wit dia end time managers |
fish brain boys everywia |
he resemble a terrorist |
Just 3 months of dating and you want me to come and see
your parents,
It took me 9months to see my own parents. # Am not doing
again |
I HATE being SECOND to those I put FIRST.
There are times when a relationship (whether it's a. friend/
family/partner) is unbalanced and you care about them
more than they care about you.
You don't hesitate to put them first and they don't even think
twice about you.
It's ok... just fall back.
Nothing will change because you were never No.1 to them in
the first place.
I know that sting all too well. |
trusting galz expecially the end time galz is like buyin ur own burial coffin |
I decided to go and chill out in Mr Biggs today when I saw one
guy with his
girlfriend enjoying themselves. Not too long, in front of them
was the
waiter with the bill which was about 20k.
To my surprise the girl quickly opened her purse brought out
21k,
paid and told the waiter to keep the balance.
After the waiter had left, the guy started asking her, baby why
didn't
u allow me to take care of the bills.
It was then the girl said something that impressed me, she
actually
told the guy that she's not after his money that the only thing
she
needs from him is his love, care and attention.
Almost immediately, I heard a voice''cut! cut!! cut!!! cut!!!!! It
was the
director and right behind me was the camera man, it was then
I said
to myself "Okaaaayyy" I for fear oooo. Na movie dem dey
shoot, no
wonder !!!!!!! because de last time dis kind thing happen for real
life na 1900 during the time of Lord Lugard. |
I decided to go and chill out in Mr Biggs today when I saw one
guy with his
girlfriend enjoying themselves. Not too long, in front of them
was the
waiter with the bill which was about 20k.
To my surprise the girl quickly opened her purse brought out
21k,
paid and told the waiter to keep the balance.
After the waiter had left, the guy started asking her, baby why
didn't
u allow me to take care of the bills.
It was then the girl said something that impressed me, she
actually
told the guy that she's not after his money that the only thing
she
needs from him is his love, care and attention.
Almost immediately, I heard a voice''cut! cut!! cut!!! cut!!!!! It
was the
director and right behind me was the camera man, it was then
I said
to myself "Okaaaayyy" I for fear oooo. Na movie dem dey
shoot, no
wonder !!!!!!! because de last time dis kind thing happen for real
life na 1900 during the time of Lord Lugard. |
I decided to go and chill out in Mr Biggs today when I saw one
guy with his
girlfriend enjoying themselves. Not too long, in front of them
was the
waiter with the bill which was about 20k.
To my surprise the girl quickly opened her purse brought out
21k,
paid and told the waiter to keep the balance.
After the waiter had left, the guy started asking her, baby why
didn't
u allow me to take care of the bills.
It was then the girl said something that impressed me, she
actually
told the guy that she's not after his money that the only thing
she
needs from him is his love, care and attention.
Almost immediately, I heard a voice''cut! cut!! cut!!! cut!!!!! It
was the
director and right behind me was the camera man, it was then
I said
to myself "Okaaaayyy" I for fear oooo. Na movie dem dey
shoot, no
wonder !!!!!!! because de last time dis kind thing happen for real
life na 1900 during the time of Lord Lugard. |
I decided to go and chill out in Mr Biggs today when I saw one
guy with his
girlfriend enjoying themselves. Not too long, in front of them
was the
waiter with the bill which was about 20k.
To my surprise the girl quickly opened her purse brought out
21k,
paid and told the waiter to keep the balance.
After the waiter had left, the guy started asking her, baby why
didn't
u allow me to take care of the bills.
It was then the girl said something that impressed me, she
actually
told the guy that she's not after his money that the only thing
she
needs from him is his love, care and attention.
Almost immediately, I heard a voice''cut! cut!! cut!!! cut!!!!! It
was the
director and right behind me was the camera man, it was then
I said
to myself "Okaaaayyy" I for fear oooo. Na movie dem dey
shoot, no
wonder !!!!!!! because de last time dis kind thing happen for real
life na 1900 during the time of Lord Lugard. |
Babe, if your guy is cheating, don't just cry.
Call me let's cheat on him back, nobody is anybody's fool.
I don't support evil |
Babe, if your guy is cheating, don't just cry.
Call me let's cheat on him back, nobody is anybody's fool.
I don't support evil |
as if i care |
monilessness is bad |
end time ppl |
on point |
MAY SHE NEVER GIVE BIRTH IN HER LIFE AGAIN |
WASTED LIFE |
all i see is her belly |
USELESS PPLE EVERYWIA |
BEAUTY WITOUT BRAIN PUSSY SUFFERS |
Fact of life:
When a girl attains maturity, she wants to wear a bra...but
When a boy attains maturity, he wants to remove that
bra...TRUE OR FALSE? |
END TIME PASTOR EVERYIA IN END TIME COUNTRY |
just negodu
|
Its better u break my heart, than
abscond with my hard earned money.. |
Its better u break my heart, than
abscond with my hard earned money.. |
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