WYF....? That image got me

Lmao

Ihatefeminist:
if she has a smartphone and she is a regular user of social media, my brother she is damaged!
Just f**k and dump, don't wife her up.

If you were around me now, I’ll make you a special dinner for this reply.

hideraoluwa:
She’s gone bro

kiddkash:

God dey him side

Abeg make That Same God Come dey my side.

Amen!


And mine too!

Tremple8v:
Even inside this corona time , God still blessing some people, baba pick my call too oo .

I wish it were that simple

Cousin9999:
You know what would be really impressive? Building stuff. I want these dudes to get that trending. Build up cities. Start companies and factories. Make trading trendy.

If you want to buy a flashy car, why not an African made car? Buy 10 of them.

Young man fvck off!

post=89033970:
*singing*

Egungun becareful na Express u dey go.......

egungun becareful na Express u dey go.......

sing till fade.......


In 95% of your posts on Nairaland, you do this all the time.
If we reply you and let you know the 2 most closest people in your life were the one that stopped us, some people encouraging your type will be hyperventilating allova the forum.
We will let this slide once more!

We won't quote you,
you slow tins will just jump into our quotes, typing rubbish and when we reply you, y'all be wailing and crying!

What a silly news!

The good news is NOBODY CARES!

Simple and Short!

Nothing more.

Men, stay away from this kind of creature.

Run for your life.

Millenniumlady:
Use the both guys to your advantage


Keep joe guy for assignments and handout test and other class stuff



While use the new guy for your finances phones,clothes,eateries wigs


And please stay in school hostle that way non of them can bother you with sex cause they can't gain access to girls hostel and you ever visit any of them reduce your sexual conversation with joe guy and learn to keep your phone private.....Hope it helps

Anyone can be anything they want in this world; but I’m so shocked how most of you chose to be štúpíd.

JayPeeOham:


How do you expect the likes of Mompha and Hush puppi touch lives with ill-gotten wealth?

haq haq haq

What a joke.

LOVEGINO:
it's time to show d real balling by feeding d less privilege.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Mompha.
What a beautiful baby she is.
I and every other good thinking creature celebrate you.

Congratulations again.

Please i need some advise on Range Rover Évoque 2013.

Condition: Nigerian used
⛽️ Usés Petrol
V4 engine
The last price is N5.3m

Please i need some advise on what i should look out fo.

Thanks!

I regret to say this but man, you’re a sadist.

Ogegeodey:
If you hear him speak you will think he is brilliant, these are few among other words that describe the governor. Dude is lazy, cunning, wicked, clueless and destructive.

He is a common thief and a scamer. His policies shows clear unseriousness, child's play and lack of vision, that man should not be in government at any level.

NockMedia:
Dude, wait till she is divorced. I don't want to judge you but don't smash someone's wife.

That’s if he hasn’t, from the title “I’m in love with”.
Things have happened already.

If you’re a Christian, then your choice is an aberration.

Mat 5:32    But I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, makes her the victim of adultery, and anyone who marries a divorced woman commits adultery.

Read what the Bible says

BonPatrick:
Guys can you date a woman with 3 kids and still in her husband's house but the marriage is about to be dissolved because her husband is not touching her for over a year and doesn't give her food or talk to her.

She met you on Facebook and loves you so much and wants you to sleep with her when both of you see. She even sends her naked video to you to show you how much she loves you. Will you sleep with her when you meet as she is about to divorce her husband?

Women

Women

Women

Always want to use deceptive tears to seek pity and then play victim to avoid guilt.

Daughter of Delilah

Wovv:
Though I'm a neutral when it comes to these issues of homosexuals and homosexuality, but I decided to take up this issue because of the waywardness of the dude known as Bobrisky who likes to parade himself like some kind of 'Monalisa' celebrity.

I think it's high time the guy Bobrisky is exposed for leading many Nigerians astray - many who often believe that he is gay while we all know it's fake for social media!

Here's what many Nigerians really think about Bobrisky - the new fraud of 2020 >> https://cdn-af.feednews.com/news/detail/e8b11b4cc54fd6fa36d4d49cdc7ed58f

Hate only comes from peasants.

Get a life.

Bobrisky's downfall won't help you.

Jobless agency

TERRORIST

REPENT

O you children of hate!

Where have you been, man.


It's been a while.

Go to AGF’s office and you will find the answer you seek.




Lazy youth

I am disappointed in you.

May The Universe never allow me meet someone as horrible as you.

You’ve been using him in the guise that you love him for years in the name of dating; cheating and deceiving him.
It’s obvious you can’t offer him anything apart from sex.

That gentleman deserves a better person; you’re simply a terrible person and you’ll even ruin his life.

SWINE

Miffia:
Hi everyone... Good Afternoon

I will keep this brief and short.. Ignore any typographical error, please.

I have this boyfriend, we've been dating for years now. The thing is, he doesn't last long during sex, he's a 2 minutes man, as you people call it. There was a time, we had sex, less than 1 minute, yes, I mean less than a minute, just 3 or 4 thrusts and he released. He was shocked, sad and disappointed, I was shocked too. I was even the one cheering him up, not to be sad, that everything will be okay, that's not his fault, he just wore his cloth and left.

This is someone I want to marry, we will soon do our introduction and wedding, and I don't want our sex life to be boring, we are not enjoying s*x at all, and I don't want to cheat on him... We love each other so much.

Please, anybody that has experienced this before, or know how to stop it should advice me on what to do, its not making me happy neither is my boyfriend happy too

Your advice will be appreciated.. Thank You.

teadrake:
Akinwumi Adesina should be the President of this country. His innovative approach and record during his tenure in the agric ministry is unmatched. The emergence of Akinwumi will no doubt attract huge investment to Nigeria.

There’s a big difference between having a boss and not having a boss.
It will shock you that he will unleash the Nigerian in him.

Soulsymbol99:
This is the type of person datz supposed 2 rule this country .

He will still loot; it will shock you.

uruba23:
Handsome man always smiling and Happy...wish I had your nature

Your creator will be disappointed with your statement.